Dear Rob,

We all know there’s about a billion pictures of you floating around the webs these days, some amazing and some, well, half amazing. UC and I are always sending pictures back and forth to each other in attempts to find the best ones and now it’s turned into something serious. Why yes, we’re going to do our first ever picture FACE OFF! That’s right- this is an old fashioned, shoot out style game. We’re like outlaws in the OK Corral walking 20 paces armed with only the best weaponry: pictures of you! So without further adieu, we begin out first ever ROB PICTURE FACE OFF.

Love your face!
Themoonisdown

So this is how it’s gonna go down… UC and I have preselected a list of Rob categories that we will pull our favorite picture from and then we will reveal it and YOU will vote! May the best blogger win! Oh, and we have a fake prize for ourselves! With the news of Breaking Dawn auditions just breaking, whoever wins gets to be Tanya in Breaking Dawn. We’re figured if we’re Tanya we’ll have a better chance of getting to make out with Edward in a dream sequence or flashback.

Moon: Welcome Ladies and… ladies to the 1st annual Rob Face-Off! Anything goes in this no holds barred contest of wills: your favorite can be hot, funny, cute, gross, whatever as long as it fits the pre-selected category! Those categories are:

• Favorite “BE” aka Before Edward

• Favorite Edward

• Favorite Twilight Premiere/Press Picture

• Favorite “in hiding/london pic”

• Favorite Oscars picture

• Favorite Professional Photo Shoot

• Favorite picture from Vancouver or the New Moon shoot

• Favorite Remember Me picture

So let’s get ready to RUMMBBBLLLEE!!

Follow the cut to see the FACE OFF!

Dear Rob,

I was going through videos the other day and stopped by one of our most favorite vidmakers Biel and as I was watching one of her creations I was reading the sidebar description that she wrote and it made me a bit wistful and reflective… she says:

“When I started making this vid I  selected some of my favorite Robert funny moments; but, I don’t know why, yesterday I decided to change the former song and keep up editing with Thinking About You (in my opinion, a devastatingly beautiful song about an impossible love and all the feelings that the loved one will never hear from our mouth). Then I unconsciously began to include other clips… the type of scenes that had caused me a sort of disturbing -even sad- feelings. The result is a video sometimes funny, sometimes bitter-sweet…”

And it got me thinking about this whole thing and how most of us will never meet you and will never really be able to share all the things you’ve done to and for us just by BEING. Both UC and I have heard countless stories from readers and friends and acquaintances and even have our own about how you and the Twilight series made their lives better if even just for a few short moments every day. And maybe I’m a gushy person but I think you should know those things. You should know that you have made a difference in people’s lives just by being.

And of course that snowballed into thinking about how that must make you feel. It seems like a bit of a burden and a job to know that you influence people and their lives that you’ve never even met. That people’s entire image of you is portrayed through the media and may never really know YOU. As Marty McFly would say: “Heavy.”

Now I’m sure you’ve probably never thought about this cause you’re a boy and you’re too busy smoking and reading whatever random novel Amazon sent you this week to care. And that’s probably a good thing, cause I’d need a Valium if people thought of me the way they think of you.

Keep on keepin’ on!
Themoonisdown

PS Follow the cut to see the video that inspired this post

So what do YOU think? Has he/Twilight affected your life for the better? How do you think knowing all these stories would affect him? Should be know?

See what UC’s got cooking over in the LTT kitchen!
Talk it out and find other cool stuff at the Forum!

Where's Robldo

Dear Rob,

I miss you. Is that creepy & stalkerish? Yes? But it’s true. I had the worst Monday in the history of Mondays and usually I can count on a hot picture of you to surface to give me some reason for living.

I blame Summit. Mostly because it’s just fun to blame Summit for stuff, but also because they cast you in Remember Me where you were stalked on set all summer long which wore me out and actually made me immune to the power of your hottness on camera. So for the past few weeks I’ve been like “Meh- Rob looks hot again” and it’s done nothing for me. Hasn’t made me short of breath, hasn’t made me clutch my Edward Action figure while I fall asleep, hasn’t made me suddenly think about trash day and large trash receptacles… life has sucked (it got so bad that I even considered buying that hot shirtless Jacob action figure just to switch it up).  I took this summer for granted. But now… now that I don’t have you? Well, you’re like a drug to me….. Yeah, I said that. My Monday really was that bad that I just said a Twilight quote.

Where are you? VanCity? In transit? I can’t believe the summer has flown by and you’re back to filming the Twilight Saga: Eclipse. What are you most looking forward to being back in Canada? A pick-up game of hockey with Taylor, Kellan & Big Daddy Lautner? Are you going to try to sweet talk Bryce Dallas Howard into letting you call her Rachelle (or Rachael) just because it’ll be easier than trying to remember which one of her first names is her real first name? How about rekindling the drama between Nikki & Kristen? I bet it was fun when two hot young chicks were fighting over you (sadly, you don’t think it’s as hot when two older chicks (not too much older- just old enough to know enough ifyouknowwhati’msaying) like Moon & I fight over you) Will you be seeing if you can start dating rumors with all the rest of the girls in the cast? Or will you take on a real challenge and see if the tabloids catch you holding Justin Chong’s hand under the table when you’re out to sushi one night? So much to do… so little time.

Just be sure to save some time to study your Eclipse lines! That book was my favorite- Edward is kinda perfect in it- and so you gotta deliver okay? I’ve even done some of the hard work for you- I commissioned Zephyersky to come up with some RobPorn based on quotes from Eclipse. All you have to do is look at these pictures, practice the lines & make the same exact facial expressions. I promise there won’t be a dry seat eye in the movie theater if you listen to me!

Practice makes perfect!
UnintendedChoice

See more RobPorn here

Let me tell you a little story about our Rob Porn (click that if you don’t know what we’re talking about- it’s G rated, promise) from today. I emailed my Rob Porn enabler- Zephyersky– and asked for just one little “Eclipse” related RobPorn- and what does she deliver? 14 of them- thus changing my ENTIRE post and making me a very happy little UC.  THANKS Zephyersky. You are the best ever. And go check out the FanFic she’s writing! (It’s my fault she didn’t get the new chapter posted- whoops!) (Yes.. you’ll see the rest of the delicious pics she whipped up soon!)

Play on LTT

Find new pals on The Forum (psst- Geeky Cousin says there may be some downtime today- don’t fret… if it goes down, it’ll be back!)

Dear Rob,

It’s Monday and I’m in need of a good laugh to start this week. It must be something about you or something about the pictures you take because people LOVE to change them up and create something hilarious. Then our lovely readers send them in to us or we peruse our favorite google images to share on the blogs.

Wow, Rob’s just shilling for everything now… not only Vaginal Dryness and Erectile Dysfunction but now irregularity! Watch for Rob in the next Ex-Lax commercial

No hun, I think that’s the smell of your antiperspirant begging for mercy. Raise your hand if you’re sure!

Follow the cut for even more funnies! Get your LOL on!

Dear Rob,

I’ll admit it. I was skeptical. I am skeptical. I hear things associated with you or Twilight and immediately write them off. It’s not fair, it’s not right, but I’m just being honest here. So when I watched that interview with you and Rachelle (sad!) where she mentioned hearing about Laura Marling from Nikki Reed who heard about her from YOU, I didn’t consider checking her out. And then there’s The Brit Pack- your buds: Sam, Bobby & Marcus. I unfairly wrote them off from the moment I first heard of them.

I am groveling at your feet apologizing because Laura Marling is my new “Patty Griffin” (don’t worry, Patty, I’ll be back- I just need a new album- how ’bout a repeat of Rain?) and Bobby Long is incredible. I don’t have opinions on the other two yet (well, I have opinions of course, but I’ll keep them quiet till I see them live) Forgive me!? I will never write-off things you say again (false- I probably will)

I wanna tell you about my experience with your good ol’ friend Bobby Long. Share this with others as advice on how to have the best experience possible:

Good music

1. Make sure the act you are going to see is actually good. Even if you follow all my advice from here on out and the situation is ideal, if the band isn’t good, you’re gonna be miserable (unless you’re really drunk- and in that case- just run up on stage and start hitting the snare) Case and point: This show that I went to in May (which was worth the misery because of all the amazing LTR gals I got to hang out with!)

2. Go on a Tuesday night. Cuz then it’s more difficult for people to make 2 day treks across the country, camp out in front of the venue & be in really bad moods all evening long (Listen lady- it’s not my fault you haven’t peed in 14 hours and your breath smells like day old McDonald’s flapjacks) Less people will be there- no one is there to be out till 4 am cuz they have to work the next day- it’s just a chill, relaxed evening.

3. Go with a good friend. Calliope came with me. I’d share a picture, but Calli, the only picture that turned out is the one we took with that drunk girl who asked to join us. And sadly she looks better than the two of us combined.

Attractive? Check

4. See the show at a dive bar. Cuz at dive bars, during the opening acts, you and your friend Calliope can order some food and sit at the front bar, two seats down from Bobby & his manager who are, of course, drinking Heinekens.

5. It helps if the act you are going to see is an attractive, British male. See picture to right for an example.

6. It helps if the act raps Will Smith songs in his cute British voice. It was the “Fresh Prince of Bel Aire” theme song of course! We were in Philly!

7. Make sure to enjoy the moment when he sings the song that first made you love his music (Thanks to my bday mixed CD from Lula) In this case it was “Left to Lie”

8. Drinking a lot of beer will help you to ignore the few ‘typical’ fangirls who do sneak in, drive the distance & brave the dodgy area in which the show is held. Cuz while there were no “Bobby Long” tattoo stories to report or any Twilight t-shirts (that I saw- and I have Twi-dar, so I don’t think I missed them), you can rest assured that the crazies were there… just on their “best behavior” that night.

So Rob- so far I dig your taste in music (ew, I just said ‘dig’) and I like your friend Bobby. We’re off to a good start.  What do you want me to do next? Come on over to your hotel room and give you an innocent massage? Done.

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Phil, pre Bobby's beers, sweating his a off, cuz it was hot as crap

All of the above is true. And the night was great- It was chill, relaxed and much less 2nd-hand embarrassing than the 100 monkeys! A few more observations:

-Phil, his manager, sat on the stairs leading to the slightly raised stage. Just lounged. Bopped his head to the music. And then he must’ve thought, “Bugger (don’t English guys say bugger?), I’m thirsty. I’ll have to squeeze through fangirls to get to the bar. And look at Bobby there- 6 bottles of  Heineken & a shot. I know. I’ll steal a bottle. While he’s singing. I’ll grab two of them” True story.

-Bobby has GREAT merch- cute T-shirts with birds. Loves. However, that, to me, would be like sporting a Twilight Shirt. Not.gonna.Happen

-Like Robbie, like Bobby. Looks like Bobby wore the same shirt three times this week! NY, Philly, TwiCon. Brit boys rule.

After the jump- more Brittish hottness!

Dear LTR Ladies-

On Saturdays we usually get right to the point with some hot upbeat smexy music and hot vids of Rob… but like a good Roller Rink DJ I’m gonna slow things down a bit and call for a couples skate.

First up we’ve got “Let me touch you for a while” so I hope you all like sexy understated country/bluegrass music cause this Alison Krauss song does it just right along with some hot pictures all in black and white

Nerd it up with a little Art from How to Be! Awwwww

Don’t forget this gem from this week…

Created by Biel and dedicated to us, Gozde @ Robsessed and Jag at Raor

So report to the rink it’s time to take a whirl with your sweetie… Rob!
Themoonisdown

Happy Saturday! Go check out the goodness at Letters to Twilight and visit all the good times in the forum!

Got a light?

Dear Rob,

I just got back from making a deposit at the bank and of course what should be a normal every day thing got me thinking about you. Cause you see to get to the front door of the bank I had to walk by a line of constructions workers and of course they all used their best manners and whistled and yelled their best lines at me. And of course being the big mouth I am yelled back at them “Really, that’s your best line? That’s how you’re gonna come at me, with that? Pick up any women that way?” Such class acts. So of course it made me think about what kind of pick up lines you would use and what kind of lines would work best on you.

Since we all pretty much think you have ZERO game and rely on friends and ef buddies to toot your horn we’ve come up with a few lines we think might work best for you. And since the likelihood of you using them is like.00005% I wanted to share some of the lines we thought would best work on you!

Feel free to print these out and laminate them and tuck them in between the pages of Independent People or your latest script. Great prop by the way. Your pick up lines:

• Hi, I’m Robert Pattinson

• Yea, I played that dude Edward Cullen in Twilight

• Wanna see my painted on abs?

• My Dad’s name is Dick wanna see mine?

• Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a BJ? No? Ya wanna go to In-N-Out?
• Wanna see my hot pocket?

• I’m a homeless hobo, wanna take me home with you? No, really I don’t have a house.

Lines UC and I might use on you… My RPattz pick up lines:

• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Buttcrack Santa exactly what I want for Christma

• Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

• Ef Me!

• Twilight? No.. haven’t heard of it

• Hey.. .aren’;t you that guy from The Summer House?
• “Can i microwave your carrot?’
• Hey, are you Tom Sturridge?

You come here often?

Recently some followers and friends on Twitter and our 1st Single Ladies Panel exchanged their very own RPattz pick up lines. I’ve pulled some of the best ones…

• “Interested in seeing my “o” face?” – Brooke

• “You’re an actor? really? Well is that a script in your pocket or are u just happy to see me?” Marta

• “Twilight? never heard of it…so, um, let’s fuck” – Brooke

• I’d buy a bottle of whiskey… the whole damned thing… from the bar ( I refuse to meet him anywhere but a bar) and hand it over to him and say “dude, i’ve seen what they do to you. YOU NEED THIS” then walk away – Calli

• “I read that book. It’s not the author’s finest work.” – Freya

• Hey, do you have a light? – janetrigs

• “I won’t judge your skills in bed, by any video of you running or playing sports” – Brooke

So Rob dear, do you think any of these would work on you? and if we ever meet you and you say “Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is outta this world!” We’ll know you’ve been reading us!

What’s your sign?
Themoonisdown

Follow the cut to see a very special video and let us know what pick up like you’d use on Rob!

Dear Rob,

We’ve had one hot summer, and I don’t mean the weather. I mean that you have been hot this summer- too hot, perhaps. It’s been the summer of “RememberROB,” the summer of Shirtless ROBWard and the summer of ROBic-Con where we’ve coined new phrases like “The ROBttack” of the fan girls, heard too much ROBumors about ROBsten and had 24/7 access to you thanks to the ROBerattzi.  It’s had me wishing for more dinnertime appearances with TomStu because he knocks your 110 degree Fahrenheit hottness level down to a more manageable 104 degrees.

I also have to take a second to address those rumors I’ve heard in recent weeks: First, the one about you being a bad tipper, even though it’s obvious you just got confused doing percentages in dollars instead of pounds (tip for next time- it’s not any different) and then the rumor from the crew member on the Remember Me set who says you’re rude to the crew, demand constant lemonade & won’t allow fan girls to blow you behind your trailer. I know what’s going on. You read that paragraph above about the hot summer of Rob and thought, “Yep, I am hot.” It’s gotten to your head and you’re getting a little cocky

You know what that means- for the sake of us LTR gals & to sizzle your cocky “I’m Rob Pattinson I’m Hot” attitude, it’s time we cool this hot RobSummer down with another “Hose ‘Em Down.” (see the first one here)

Get out that hose & spray me down,
UnintendedChoice

First up: Rob gives “Eddie in a Van” a run for his money with his “Come over to my El Camino I wanna show you my new puppy” look

Secondly: Beanie to cover up nasty, greasy hair? Check. Sweaty pits? Check. This should definitely cool us down:

Third: No words neccesary, just look:

Fourth: El Camino Robby is wondering why you haven’t come over to see him yet. And tiffanized adds that El Camino Rob looks like he would like to get to know Zygote Rob. It’s called: ROBcest

Fifth: We have to include Creepy Uncle Rob- he’s our “Hose ’em down” mascot

Lastly: A video, dedicated to Janetrigs, featuring a plethera of pictures to cool us off and/or make us want to get really drunk with Rob:

After the jump, read the tale of a LTRer stuck between wanting to be hosed off and lovin’ the imperfections:

The original sighting of PPL

Dear Rob

By now I’m sure you know about the Pattinson Pants lady (Fake Manager Nick tells me so) up until last week she was nothing but a legend to me- A figment of my craziest Twilight/Rob dreams that I hope were true. And then Comic Con happened and I got to see Pattinson Pants Lady in person standing only a few feet away from me. Because I’m a good blogger in desperate need of content and knowing no one would ever forgive me if I didn’t try, I ran down a city block in San Diego in a quest to get a picture and hope to score some sort of on the spot interview with this lovely lady.

But alas fate was not on my side because I am behind in my marathon training (sorry mom and dad!) and because Pattinson Pants Lady can hoof it! We were, however, able to score some amazing pictures of the pants and shirt but the memory of what could have been will live on in my heart forever. I wanted to ask her the why’s and how’s and where did she get the inspiration to wear your face over her crotch and kneecap? It’s because of this I’ve decided to fake interview Pattinson Pants Lady here on LTR for you Rob and because I owe it to the gals here.

Don’t worry Rob, just lock the deadbolt and latch the hotel room door and hid in your closet with that can of PPL repellent I gave you and you’ll be alright. She can’t see you if you read this interview.

Hold on to your pants!
Themoonisdown

Note: For the uninitiated; PPL has become folklore and legend among our community here at LTR/LTT. This crafty gal has created pants with iron on transfers of Rob’s face along with a tshirt to match and originally wore with them a pair of hand crafted Eclipse Keds. Read more about her here

So since I didn’t get the exclusive THIS TIME, here’s how I think it might have gone…

Moon: Hi Pattinson Pants Lady, it’s so great that you could sit down with me today and discuss the infamous pants. Thanks for being

PATTINSON PANTS LIVES!

with us! Do you mind if I call you PattyP?

PattyPantsLady (PPL): *sits down looking cautiously around, wearing Pattinson pants, naturally* Um, I prefer Best Fan Ever. And you’re welcome, I don’t just sit down with anyone, especially if they’re not wearing some sort of Pattinson clothing item *looks me up and down*

Moon: Oh well uh… in that case *looks around* I’ve got MY OWN!! Shhhh don’t tell anyone but I’ve been dying to wear this Pattinson dress I made. It makes me feel like more of a fan. *puts on Pattinson dress with Beardward heads over each boob*

PPL: Hmmm… well I guess that will do, it’s not pants but nice job. I admire your placement of the heads. Maybe try one on each butt cheek next time

Moon: Will do! So since you’re very public in your love of Rob on a scale of  1 to 10 of uber Rob fans where would you rate yourself?

PPL: Scale? I invented the damn scale, so I’d say at least a 75. Duh.

Moon: Truth. So tell us a little bit about the origins of the pants, why did you make them and why do you wear them?

PPL: Well, like I said I am a 75 on the 1 to 10 scale of fandom so you have to EARN that kind of reputation, you don’t just get it for showing up to events in a Hot Topic shirt, or worse yet your normal every day clothing. You gotta think outta the pants box! So I thought what better way to show my Rob love than to plaster his face on my favorite pair of pants. Now everytime I go to the bathroom I can look down unzip my pants and know that Rob’s with me always. Kind of like Edward and Bella, only REAL.

Moon: Hmmm yes that is a good reason to make them. Now tell me a little about the creation of the pants, how did you make them, what are they made of? What McCalls pattern do you use? PPants01?

PPL: McCalls! HA! They wish they could create this kind of magic. They are a one-of-a-kind original made by yours truly our from a pair of faded acid wash, wide leg denim jeans from the Old Navy fall 1994 collection

Here they are folks!

Moon: Oh, I knew those looked familiar. More square yardage available for those Ring of Nibelungs pictures. Classic choice by the way! Comedy on pants making, who knew? So when I saw you in San Diego you were hoofing it in some No Boundaries athletic shoes and not the Eclipse Keds! I gotta say I was a little sad not to see those in person, so where were they?

PPL: Simple story: chasing after Rob for the better part of a year wears down the rubber. I had to resort to shoes with a little more staying power. Couldn’t bottom out on the 5th mile of chasing his limo.

Moon: Wow, you’ve really thought this out haven’t you?

PPL: Honey, after attending 39484952 Twi events, chasing after countless cars and getting arrestd 7 times you know a thing or two about handmade fan clothing and what works and doesn’t. TRUST!

Moon: Patty… uh, I mean BEST FAN EVER do you have a job? What do you do for a living?

PPL: Uh, being Pattinson Pants Lady IS my full time job. It’s pretty time consuming going from screening to screening, Twi Con to Twi Con and watching Rob’s movies on loop in between that. You’d be surprised.

Moon: Yea, I guess so. Where do I get that job? Moving on… Is this the only outfit you own? Is it Rpattz pants ONLY or do you have Keanu Pants or Hanson Pants or what about Vanilla Ice pants from back in the day?

PPL: Moon though Rob is my one and only I have to share that I once wore Milli Vanilli pants!! I KNOW I Know until the scandal that is and then I burned them along with lyrics to “Blame it on the Rain.” I was heart broken that day and vowed never to make pants again. But God works miracles and I saw Goblet of Fire and Ring of Nibelungs and I knew I had to get the iron and the transfers back out. Pattinson Pants were calling me.

365 degrees of Pattinson Pants

Moon: Wow, that was moving Patty *wipes tear* Do you every make custom pants for other people? I would love to commission my very own pair of Pattinson pants from you. But they would be Beardward pants! Made from the two beard pictures of Rob I love.

PPL: Honey, Pattinson Pants can’t be commissioned. They have to be made. With love. From the heart. And I can’t do that for you. Only YOU can make Pattinson Pants for yourself. Look deep in your heart and you will find the strength and know-how.

Moon: I understand Patty, so that means we won’t be able to find your line of Pattinson Pants at fine retailers such as Hot Topic or say, KMart, someday? That’s a big blow for the Twi-merch world Patty. I hope you’ll reconsider. But until then I’ll just pray. Speaking of multiple pairs of pants, do you have back up pairs? What happens at these events do you send them out for dry cleaning at night or just sweat it out in one pair?

PPL: There is only ONE pair of Pattinson Pants. You see, it’s like the pair in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, only one pair was magical enough for all the girls to fit into and it’s the same with my Pattinson Pants. Once size fits all, one size to rule a fandom, one size to fly my freak flag.

Moon: Well, Patty this has certainly been eye opening to say the least but I’d like to open it up now for some questions from your loyal fans at LTR/LTT. We asked them on Twitter to submit their questions to you and we took a sampling of some of the best so if you’re game, let’s read some of these!

@Alison4828: If you had to save 1 thing in a fire would it be your Pattison pants or your cat (I know you have one or maybe 20)?

PPL: I have 30!  Ef the cats! They can walk, the pants cannot! No, actually the cats live inside the pants when I’m not wearing them at home and I opt for my Pattinson thong, so it would be easy to save both the cats and the pants and run outside to greet the fireman. In my thong.

@Freya: Would you be willing to bedazzle them so Edward could really sparkle?

PPL: I looked into bedazzling them but Swarovsky doesn’t make a sparkly enough crystal to match the brilliance that is Edward’s skin. Believe me, I checked.

@Jordan (one of our resident Unicorns): What if you could make out with Rob, but only under the precondition that you make a 30-minute Youtube video describing in exacting detail, just how insane and absurd your Pattinson Pants are and how you’re ashamed of yourself. Would you?

PPL: Wait, you think these are absurd?! Who the crap do you think you are? You just wish someone made some Jordan pants with your face all over them. NEXT QUESTION!

@ReneeChantelle: dear ppants lady are you wearing those cause you know that’s the only way he’s ever coming close to touching your ass?

PPL: Dear Renee, he HAS touched my ass. He just doesn’t know it! Thanks Holiday Inn maid’s key I stole!! MOOHAHAHAHAAH!

Moon: OK! I think that’s the end of our interview time I think I see the police coming for you PPL after that last answer. Thanks for answering our questions and for sitting down with me. Hopefully we’ll be able to meet someday! Good luck in all your pants endevors! MWAH!

Special Thanks to all the folks who submitted questions and the ones who got picked this time! They rocked!

Visit Letters To Twilight to see her take on all the latest Twi News!
Visit the Forum and create your OWN Pattinson Pants!

*Clearly this was a completely faux interview. I only SAW PPL, sadly, I did not get to interview her*

Dear Rob-

I recently gathered together a group of single ladies to talk about all things Twilight in a little series I’m calling “Living Single in a Twilight Kind of World” and of course any conversation involving Twilight naturally devolves into a conversation about YOU! And what would single ladies talk about other than who you may or may not be banging! Of course in particular we discussed Kristen and whether you were in fact together or not, if we really cared and why. I think you’ll find it interesting that a portion of us didn’t really care who you were with as long as the fantasy wasn’t ruined and still others thought if you did end up with KStew that might really change how they think of you. Interesting, no?

So I know you would have much rather been here in person for the single ladies chat but you were busy so I interviewed them alone… next time you can be the one asking the questions and we’ll try to put two sentences together and come up with an answer for you. “Yes, no, to get to the other side, 1.772…”

Yea yea we don’t want to know the square root of pi…
Themoonisdown

Some single ladies discuss Robsten, Nonsten and I could care lesssten…

Robsten Lives?

Moon: what do we think about the brouhaha that is ROBSTEN??
janetrigs: Nonstein
freya: BAH! FUCKERY. NONSTEN.
janetrigs: Fuckery and Nonstein
Brooke: i’m don’t give a flying fucksten
freya: I refuse to even look at your picture, Moon.
Marta: Hahahaha, NONSTEN
Marta: i think they’re cute, but i’m not obsessive about if they’re together
Calli: we all know i love the Robsten

Follow the cut to listen to more single lady goodness