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So you kinda like hanging around here at Letters to Rob and Letters to Twilight? You think we’re kinda funny sometimes? You have a blog or run a site? Wanna tell your pals about how rad we are? (Well ok, just fib a little on that rad part) We finally stopped looking at Rob pictures long enough to create these snazzy little banners…

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Wanna swap links? Uh, that sounds gross… how about you just email us!


  1. Thanks for the DM! Didn’t realize these were here. Adding a couple now πŸ™‚

  2. OMG!! You guys are too funny! Here I thought that maybe I was the only “adult” (and I use the term very loosely considering my sick perverted fantasies involving someone 10 years younger) that was suffering from a servere case of lusting after Rob.

  3. Thanks so much for this website. I am so happy that I am not the only married with kids, that has this crazy thing for Rob and everything surrounding Twilight. So thanks so much for making me feel like I am not alone and crazy.

  4. thank you for this, now I know I am not crazy. Being married with kids doesnΒ΄t mean you cannot be a little crazy sometimes. I am a diehard fan of Edward. (Rob ) and IΒ΄m 32. And have a 6yr old son. And I spent the whole week thinking of Edward. CouldnΒ΄t concentrate on my thesis. Have to finish it till end of march. wrote 3 pages.

  5. Great to see that I’m not the only mom with kids that get all giddy over Rob!!!!
    I’m a 30 yr old mom to 4 kids and I have OCD (obsessive cullen disorder)
    Love this site!!!!

    • hello momto4! Glad you found us!!!! Thanks for saying hi! xo

  6. I totally stumbled upon your site by accident…LOL! I LOVE IT! I am a crazy 26 year old married woman obsessed with Rob and Twilight.

    You are awesome. It is funny because I just recently wrote a letter to Rob on my blog!!

    • yay! another ‘crazy’ 20something to join the fun!!!!! Thanks for saying hi!!!

  7. I love this website. It is great along with the humor of your letters. I laugh everytime I read a new one.

  8. I love this website…Im 26, a mom and married its nice to know im not the only one who loves twilight and rob…

  9. Never mind how old I am! Way too old to be jonesing after Rob!! Love this site, so glad I found it! Droool…..

    • oh denise.. no one is EVER too old! so glad you found us!

  10. Okay okay, you gals are absolutely FANTASTIC!!! Being here in little ‘ol Idaho, I seriously just got off line to see how far of a drive it would be to go to Vancouver…only 945 miles, any one want to join me?

    • kimbalina!! THANKS for the ‘fantastic’ comment!!!!!
      i’m taking off work for over a WEEK to visit moon in LA.. so i don’t think i will be able to go to vancouver 😦 i have my fingers crossed that some of the cast (rob) will come to LA for th weekend for some reason. and fall madly in love with me. and my hubby will be okay with it…


  11. Oh Swoon on the trip to LA!!! Just got off Amazon and bought all the Rob books I could find…you must have them all too, am I right? So when you get back from LA, go to Canada with me! J/K! πŸ™‚

  12. Hey Moon and UC!!
    Have you seen this videos of Robward spanking KStews butt?

  13. I hope this is the right place to tell you ladies (um, I’m just learning so I think you’re Moon and UC and you’re often joined in conversation by anonymous friends 1 and 2?) that you are in fact rad. I really get a kick out of the letters, and sometimes you’re letters address things that I think myself. I enjoy seeing my thoughts with a comical twist on the site. Consider this my encouragement to keep being awesome. Robert Pattinson probably checks this blog everyday (his contract must state that he requires a computer at his all of his work locations so he can check his favorite site). Finally I want to say te quiero (my Spanish teacher clarified that this means β€œI love you,” not β€œI want you” which is how I’ve being using to voice my feelings about our hombre Roberto. I think this is a good place to practice). Okay, I think I’ve made my point now I’m just rambling…… ❀

    • well, te queramos back, chela85! we’re glad you found us and you got us right! two friends: UC & Moon .. occasionally joined by two other friends (although that just started this week!) who speak our mind … and we think we’re funny… we laugh at ourselves.. and we never imagined other people would laugh too.. so it’s fun! thanks for saying hi! xoxo

  14. i’m giddy with excitement after discovering this FABsite. i’ve been secretly surfing FANsites for a few weeks now and this is the best one EVER. you guys are actually funny and can string a bunch of words together into sentences and actual paragraphs with correct grammar and, natch, spelling. plus, i relate. i live in seattle and my bestie lives in new york (with hubby and 2 girls) and we just discovered last week that we are both twi-obsessed. i’ve sent her your links and hope she will join me in reading, giggling and posting!

  15. Hey!I honestly love ur website,letters to Rob,its such a cute name.I am inlove with him,he is my dream.Have a awesome day girls.
    Much love and contiuned success,

  16. I love this site! I’m glad I’m not the only one obsessed with all things Twilight. I love Rob, but say it’s only for my single friends or for my 13 year old daughter (even if I am the one who knows more Twilight trivia than any of her friends or mine combined). Thanks for making me feel a little more normal.

  17. My computer has been broken for a week and I missed y’alls and my fan fiction sites the most. It was so hard making it a whole week without Rob Porn. Thank God I had the GQ mag. You ladies Rock!

  18. Super happy to have stumbled on to this website… I was sitting at work yesterday and seeming read every single entry and was laughing out loud like a crazy person. the letters are freaking hilarious and definitely things i’ve wanted to write rob before… which makes me feel better that i’m not the only one who wants to write him a letter about his horrible black nike shoes. Keep up the great work or i’ll actually have to do my job at some point!

    • SO happy you found us, Jayci!! Thanks for writing xoxo

  19. I just found this site today and it has made my morning. You are all extremely funny and make me feel so much better about being such a silly fan girl at 24. I literally find myself laughing out loud with every post. Keep it up so that I can continue to fuel my unhealthy obsession.

    • oh i’m so glad you found us, Natalie!!!! we won’t stop! just for you! XOXO

  20. YOU Ladies are the most creaTIVE, WONDERFUL,FUN…bLOGGERS OF all twilight time….hOW FUN TO FIND YOU ALL. πŸ™‚

  21. Well I stumbled here on accident – and I may have just found my new favorite site. It’s good to know I am not alone in my obsession with EVERYTHING Robert Pattinson!

  22. Guilty! I found this site by accident as well and I’m glad I did. I’m addicted too, married as well, have a 2 year old, a 29 year-old professional, and here I am obsessing about a 22 year old. Ugh! LOL. I thought I was over my crushes when I left high school! How wrong was I? And I used to think I was a grounded individual!

    The man is gorgeous. He just seems like a regular guy which is even more appealing. Keep up the letters, they’re absolutely hilarious and addictive.

  23. Oh and he has beautiful hands!

  24. I love this website I have nobody else to talk to without them getting irritated about my LOVE for all things Twilight. Sometimes I wonder which is stronger – my obsession with Robert Pattinson or Twilight.. because I AM addicted to both. I look up Twilight Rocks EVERYDAY and Robert Pattinson.. just to see how they/HE is doing today.. how crazy is that?? the scarier thing is … I’m 41.. I feel younger though.. I bought this blue Twilight Treasure box at Cosco (ohhh it IS a Treasure too my friends) but I was so very happy and felt like skipping to my car- but had to contain my smile and just calmly and mature like, stroll to my car… (he he) it has been like this since November 21, 2008. If someone tells me they didn’t like the movie..I change the subject IMMEDIATELY because I take it very personally and don’t want to hear anything negative about the Actors & Actresses that I love & admire so much. πŸ™‚ I’m so glad I can tell you Wonderful Twilight Fans about my addiction which I definitely DON’T ever plan on getting help – because I embrace my addiction!! πŸ™‚

  25. p.s. it’s Kristen’s Birthday! πŸ™‚

  26. I love Edward I write I heart Edward

  27. I have been “lurking” since the beginning of March. I’ve been inspired to carry my Edward action figure with me everywhere for jus the right photo ops….and I’m not ashamed to say so. The letters on here are just fantastic. Rob..sigh.

  28. So last night I FINALLY got my GQ book with Robert Pattinson on the Front- SWEET! He does look very different than normally on there – but still a complete Hottie! I haven’t read the articles yet because I had dogs to walk and housework to do so that is just waiting for me to dive into later!
    I’ll probably watch the movie – I need a little Twi. /R.P. fix anyway..

  29. Rob!!
    So have I told you lately how much I LOVE and APPRECIATE YOU?? no? Well since you can’t REALLY read minds and know that I think that EVERY day!! πŸ™‚ I’ll just “say it… out loud…say it!!” …(he he he) sorry I couldn’t help it – (I do that a lot acutally..) πŸ™‚ anyway .. I LOVE & ADMIRE YOU ROB PATTINSON .. no worries not the stalker kind of love though .. πŸ™‚ I am happily married!! So it is the “OMGosh-your-so-hot-talented- & sweet” kind of love!! πŸ™‚

  30. y r u so hot wat is ur secret give it to te boys at my school

  31. I swear that this is the funniest site I have EVER laid my eyes upon. You ladies are sheer genius. I too am a huge Rob fan but in my own sorta way. This however is a true delight and side splitting site. If Rob does indeed read this site I can assure you that he has totally laughed his a*s off. Keep up the AWESOME work ladies! It makes my day!

  32. Maybe I will get very lucky and They will do a Premier in Colorado, I just want to get really lucky with Rob ..OOPS I Mean.. really close and look at his beautiful eyes and tell him & the others how much I love them all!! Especially Rob Pattinson.. I daydream so many times about what I would do if I saw him – what I would say ..ect.. crazy I know… I really want to just look him in the eyes and tell him “Thank you” and if I’m really lucky – get a hug- ok… and that Prom “bite-tease” thing.. holy cow….. ok I’m gonna take a cold shower now…

  33. Lurking and laughing far too long. Didn’t Rob say he couldn’t find someone to commit?? Well, I’ll start with making myself present on this site and see where it leads……maybe he’ll see I’ve already snag-married his faker hotel name and it will send him a google alert. Because that’s NORMAL- oh yes it is. Thanks for the fun UC and Moon!

  34. So this is just in case Rob happens to read this fan site.. I truley believe he does!! πŸ™‚

    Hello Rob, Just to let you know – I have been a fan since November 21,’08 and still 100% admiring you!! πŸ™‚ I REALLY hope you come to Denver, Colorado for something see ME would be great, but AM realistic. ha ha πŸ™‚ If I could afford it I’d fly up there to see you for a minute (an hour would be AWESOME, but I know your BUSY!) just to get a smile and a close-up at your awesome face! πŸ™‚ I know you don’t think so because your a bit shy but you ARE worth all this madness and Fan CRAZE!!!!!! πŸ™‚ have a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Wednesday (5/13) – I hope you are very happy and have the best day ever! I hope we as fans never dissapoint YOU!! Take care and I wish you all the LOVE and HAPPINESS you could every dream of!!!

  35. Dear U.C. and Moon:

    As an avid fan and lurker in good standing of LTR, I just wanted to let you know about some fan fiction I wrote. It’s on twilight novel novice, not, which means it’s rated PG and contains none of Lola Shoes’ “lemony goodness”.
    (Why do I suddenly feel like I’m Dana Carvey’s Church Lady, elbows back, chin jutting forward, failing miserably to blend in with a group of cool, slutty chicks on the dance floor?) I guess I believe ff doesn’t have to be dirty to be good…but after reading your forum…maybe I’m alone in that belief.

    Anyway, it’s called “Acceptance”, and it contains a tiny little shout-out to the lovely ladies of LTR, spoken by Edward, of course. Check it out…or not. Your choice. That is all.

  36. Been following you on Twitter. Just read some of your latest posts. LMFAO. You’re a riot and I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!

  37. This is the first time I have visited this site and it is hilarious. I loved it.

  38. UC!! Moon!!!
    False abs alert!!!
    This deserves a letter!!!!



  39. WOW! I love this site! It keeps me laughing and smiling! It’s so good to know I’m not the only 30 something woman with children who is drooling over this 23yr old guy! He’s simply YUMMMMY! ❀

    • oh no your not the only one – and I’m older and OMGosh he is still my fun and healthy (ha ha) OBSESSION!!

  40. OMG…I have to tell you, even though I’m not a huge “Rob” fan (although I love his music…well, the 5 songs I’ve heard anyway) stumbling upon this website has been the highlight of my week. HELLO, you guys are halarious! I sat here for an hour reading some of your “Letters To Rob” out loud to my husband and even he was laughing (he’s a “that’s what she said” fanatic). Just wanted to give you some props for making a fan out of someone that’s not (a huge) Rob fan (OK…I’ll admit, he’s a cutie). Good luck and thanks for the laughs.

    • Thanks so much for telling us, Melody!!!! We love when people who aren’t even big Rob fans laugh too!!

  41. .. so I’m still nuts about Rob a.k.a. Edward Cullen! I’m SO EXCITED for New Moon and I see there are more kissing scenes in there and the Birthday scene looks awesome!! πŸ™‚ I’m actually putting together that 1000 piece puzzle of him – it’s really hard but worth it – It sure is a fun thing to focus on though, SWEET!! πŸ™‚

  42. Have been reading your site for a while. Always get a good laugh. I esp loved the cardboard cutout of Edward dressed to shovel snow! I don’t know why but I laughed and laughed. Keep it up!!

  43. Again, i love the humor you ladies put out and the fact that you can laugh about your obsession with twilight and robb and tomstu etc. -I’m not obsessed with them or twilight, nor am I a big fan of it all, but i do enjoy reading your your web site.

    I’m a big fan of yours! :)) Hows that!
    cheerios, hermes

  44. hi ladies! I’ve been coming here for my daily dose of rob and i never noticed this page.. maybe because i just slobbered all over my keyboard looking at his pictures. thanks by the way!

    your loyal reader,


  45. Just stopping by to say I love you gals’ page. I read it daily. πŸ™‚

  46. Ok, I have been reading your site for a few weeks now and, although I NEVER do stuff like this, I just had to write and say THANK YOU for making me feel *normal*. I love you guys!! I’m a 29-year old attorney with a slight (okay, lie) Twilight (i.e. RTP) obsession. I read your recent interview with the Examiner and you guys just say exactly what I feel. Twilight is marketed and sold to prepubescent squeak toys (read: 13-year-old girls) who make professional women feel ridiculous simply by association. But your site is so hilarious, witty, and smart that I feel better about myself every time I read it. Thank you, keep it up, and I totally love you both. xo

    • oh THANKS for taking the time to tell us, Molly! XO

  47. Have you done a post about Rob’s Sanpaku Eyes yet? IMHO, it’s his sexiest feature — I think you should!

  48. I love you guys! We have OCD and ORD in our home (3 girls) and we have a “Letter to Rob”reading time together!! Yip, we make coffee/tea and sit around and howl with laughter!! We love breaking it down – the Quad is great – keep it up! xoxo

  49. Dear Moon & UC,
    I truly don’t know how I would get through the day without visiting your site. I’m over here in Welsh Wales, miles from where Rob ever is, it’s the middle of summer and the weather is terrible (yes, we Brits do talk about the weather all the time).
    I drag myself off to the office and immediately log on to see what you’ve posted. Pictures of His Hotness and all your funny comments. Sunshine appears, I start smiling again and all is right with the world.
    Thank you x

  50. I love you guys – think you’re hilarious. I’m just kicking off a blog of randomness and my photography but would love to pipe in content from your blog because you guys rock so much. Would you be open to that?

    My link is included as “my website” – just am getting it off the ground. It’s not a Rob or Twilight site, more just a place for me to share my photography and all the random things I love.

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