Dear LTR ladies,
In light of the recent surge of hormone-driven posts, we’d like to keep it real and bring ol’ Rob’s ego back down to earth.
We present you… the worst pics of Rob we could find:
He gets drunk
He takes pictures like this
He wears bows
He looks like an Icelandic pop-star
He loves to bite himself
He gets drunk
He looks like a villain from a fairytale
He sweats
He looks dead
He resembles your creepy uncle
He's the guy your creepy uncle brings to Thanksgiving dinner
He gets drunk
Down, Girl, Down!
Love,
us xo
Letters to Rob 
We all have days like these. I’d still bang him on his worst day!
I get drunk, he gets drunks=hot sweaty nasty sex!
By: FutureMrsPattinson on February 13, 2009
at 8:11 am
You r very nasty FutureMrsPattinson.
By: nita054 on May 28, 2010
at 3:53 pm
Is it weird that I like these better than the perfectly staged/lit “beautiful” shots?
Yes…it is…I know.
Can’t help it, though.
By: Nataliae on February 13, 2009
at 8:30 am
@UC–Icelandic pop star? Awesomeness! That’s just good programming right there.
Best. Post. Ever.
By: Leigh Anne on February 13, 2009
at 8:31 am
haha still love him anyway 🙂
and for a chance to make over and dress up rob here’s something i stumbled upon in another blog
http://www.girlgames4u.com/twilight-makeover-game.html
knock yourselves out ladies!
By: samantha on February 13, 2009
at 8:31 am
God….he’s gorgeous!
By: justme on February 13, 2009
at 8:36 am
This is so not helping cause even in his worst photo he’s still pretty dang hot. Except maybe that sweaty photo. And I do completely agree with Natalie, he’s so much hotter in the normal shots, well except that Vanity Fair shoot.
By: Deconstructing Jen on February 13, 2009
at 8:42 am
UC- Gee thanks, fires out now.
But,I actually love the look on his face in the 2nd pic.
Now off to the post with the hot pics…….
By: Valerie on February 13, 2009
at 8:45 am
Forgot to add, I did think he was looking like an “old” man in the pics with the cardigan the other day when I saw the shoot of those.
By: Valerie on February 13, 2009
at 8:47 am
Ok in the pic where he’s “biting himself” am I just delirious or did he write, “You are welcome to my den if sin.” ?? Please tell me he has a den of sin somewhere, I am so there!!
By: Wendy on February 13, 2009
at 8:56 am
I think you’re right… I want to go to Rob’s den of sin, too. 😀
By: Katharine on February 27, 2009
at 12:55 am
That’s so funny because we are discussing Rob’s “ugly face” moment in Twilight over on our blog too. But, really, even his ugly face is hot.
By: Spank Ransom on February 13, 2009
at 9:08 am
@Spank – When did this “ugly face” moment occur? (It’s been a while since I was able to watch the movie.) I have a hard time remembering anything past the scene where his face is all wet. I just want to lick the drops coming off of his nose.
@Samantha – That game is a hoot! When you get past his face and makeup, though, and get to dressing him in actual clothes, it gets creepy. Why did they have to make his body look like something from an alien autopsy? Gross!
By: Steph on February 13, 2009
at 9:19 am
Like Natalie I prefer these random, funny, natural pictures of Rob. Those are the pics that made me fall in love with him. He makes me feel like he’s a guy I can hang out with and have fun.
No 2. is one of my favorites:)
By: Rhonika on February 13, 2009
at 9:20 am
@Spank – Just looked at your blog. Yeah. That’s an ugly face. It makes me a little 2nd hand embarrassed for him.
By: Steph on February 13, 2009
at 9:23 am
I love the dress up Rob game!
Thanks samantha:)
By: Rhonika on February 13, 2009
at 9:25 am
Haha, this pictures are hilarious. When is the winner of the twi-valentine’s contest going to be said? I’m curious =]
By: Lets go to London on February 13, 2009
at 9:35 am
@letsgotolondon maybe tomorrow? maybe monday? depends on when moon and I have time to talk!
By: unintendedchoice on February 13, 2009
at 9:52 am
Wendy…that TOTALLY says “You are welcome to my den of sin”.
Wow. Where my mind can go with that…..
The creepy uncle is by far, my favorite. I wish I had a creepy uncle like that. Creeptacular.
By: LabTwerd on February 13, 2009
at 9:41 am
@Wendy – Yeah, it definitely says “you are welcome to my den of sin”… *swoon* lol
And I think he looks sexy in that ‘Icelandic Pop Star’ shot, like he’s just gotten caught doing something naughty. 😉
@UC – I think you’ve started something that isn’t going to go away now. haha
By: JBell on February 13, 2009
at 9:41 am
Thanks for bringing us back to reality. I do like living in fantasyland though!! The one of him sweaty gave me a flash-forward moment like when Elvis go fat and not attractive. Shudder..
They made me laugh though – your captions are dead on!
By: Spider Monkey on February 13, 2009
at 9:45 am
Is it sad that all of his “bad” pics still make me wanna have some sexy time with him? Even the sweaty photo leads my imagination to dark places. And I agree with Rhonika- these are the types of pics that made me realize that he’s normal and down to earth.
Also, can anyone find this den of sin he is speaking of? i would love to go.
By: JustGotWicked on February 13, 2009
at 9:47 am
I wish I knew.
We need to start an expedition. An exodus. To find this magical place.
First, we need a name.
By: LabTwerd on February 13, 2009
at 9:51 am
@UC – The suspense is killing us! But, in the meantime, thanks for giving us lots and lots to talk about!
By: Steph on February 13, 2009
at 9:58 am
So bad that it’s, that’s right, good…except for the Creepy Uncle and his Date…ewww…you guys are so on today!! Thanks for the morning chuckle!!
And have you see Edward the Doll over here??
http://laurensbite.blogspot.com/
By: Sophie on February 13, 2009
at 10:07 am
@Just Got Wicked – LOL at Sexy Time! I love that expression; Borat was hilarious!
Yes, even at his most nasty, I’d jump at a chance for Sexy Time with Mr. Sweaty-bow-wearin’-creepy uncle-fairytale villian – drunk-drunk-drunk Rob!!!
I do remember reading him say in an interview that for a while before he auditioned for Twilight, he’d gotten fat, and in pic #8 he does look quite bloated. Its amazing how the weight changes his chiseled looks. I don’t think it’s the sweat as much as the puffy face that is throwing us off.
He’s still gorgeous, inside and out.
By: Vogue on February 13, 2009
at 10:17 am
Drunk Rob. Sweaty Rob. Icelandic Pop Star Rob.
Doesn’t matter…I’d do ’em all!!! In fact, I should do them all, not just one or the other. 😉
BTW – I’m totally down for a trip to his den of sin. Mmmmmm!! I love the way his mind works!
By: Amber on February 13, 2009
at 10:20 am
LOL! I love the creepy uncle shot. He seriously looks like a chester molester in that pic. One that would drive a scary twinkie van. Maybe even play the ice-cream truck music from a loud speaker, as he drove slowly by.
I have to agree with Leigh Anne…BEST POST EVER!
By: Lauren on February 13, 2009
at 10:21 am
@ Sophie – Hey! That is a link to MY blog 🙂 Yay!
By: Lauren on February 13, 2009
at 10:21 am
Ladies, I luckily live in Germany and yesterday I bought that magazine with the “Icelandic Pop Star-cover” ’cause it includes a poster of Rob almost as high as I am…I’m 25 and it’s been a long time since I bought this teen-magazine but the poster and the look of the faces in the store were definetly worth it!!!
And I admit I love all his “ugly” faces…He’s a freaky clown but still sooo HOT *sigh*
By: mrs. kat cullen (: on February 13, 2009
at 10:22 am
@Mrs. Kat Cullen: sooooo is he a German Pop-star in this picture, then?
By: unintendedchoice on February 13, 2009
at 11:07 am
I can take a hint gals…I will behave with my hormonal posts for now. 🙂
Loving the creepy uncle caption and the last pic with the T-rex arms!
By: robzilla on February 13, 2009
at 10:46 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at the Creepy Uncle pic. LOL! I’m still laughing. He tries to be this unattractive, gross guy so chicks will leave him alone.
And the sad part? He’ll NEVER be left alone.
By: Kim on February 13, 2009
at 10:57 am
Once again…I’d still TAP that…hell scratch that I’d TEAR that ish up!!! LOL 😉
By: krazykidd on February 13, 2009
at 11:20 am
@ UC & Moon
DID. NOT. WORK.
he is a gift unto this earth 🙂
By: SuzieQ on February 13, 2009
at 11:23 am
“He looks like a villain from a fairytale ” — and…I am laughing out loud. And I’m so repetitive — that is all I post to you guys lately.
The sad thing is, like others have said, none of these photos matter. No change of opinion.
But the man DOES take some crazy photos. It’s like he can’t keep his face still for long — the animated expressions! He has so many! I don’t know how he kept still enough to play Edward.
By: Julie - Stars Fall on February 13, 2009
at 11:28 am
Hey — I just had an idea — do you guys have a blog button/badge for others to grab, to promote you? I would grab — definitely!
By: Julie - Stars Fall on February 13, 2009
at 11:30 am
@julie- stars fall good question! we will.. after this weekend:) it’s on the TO DO list! we’ll get you one once we get it made!
xo
By: unintendedchoice on February 13, 2009
at 11:31 am
Okay the bow?? Makes me think of Madonna’s Lucky Star video…totally….
http://www.mtv.com/videos/madonna/58685/lucky-star.jhtml#artist=1098
By: Sophie on February 13, 2009
at 11:31 am
Wow, even considering these pics might not be his “best”… Hot Damn! The boy is on fire!! Creepy, sweaty, dead… I’d gladly take him any day. Haha. Gorgeous, just completely gorgeous… Indeed he is a gift to this planet.
By: Molly on February 13, 2009
at 11:34 am
*claps hands* yes, please, buttons!
By: Sophie on February 13, 2009
at 11:35 am
LMAO @ “He resembles your creepy uncle”! The biting and bow photos are priceless!
By: Jena on February 13, 2009
at 11:35 am
I have to say….umm…I still got all hot and bothered. I would take him on his worst day, seriously.
By: Kristin on February 13, 2009
at 11:38 am
@UC: Definetly a German Pop-star and not an Icelandic (though I don’t have any clue what’s going on in Iceland)…But the girls over here go nuts about him…Such a pity it’s only because he’s playing Edward in Twilight, don’t think they can appreciate sexy hot hot Rob ’cause he’s compared to Zac Efron all the time and this really sucks *awwwww*
By: mrs. kat cullen (: on February 13, 2009
at 11:38 am
See now its so nice to see this side of Rob, it keeps him grounded and shows the world thats hes just a real guy (we don’t want just anyone knowing what a Sex God he is)
By: Natasha on February 13, 2009
at 11:52 am
Can I have an off-topic moment?
Some guy just called me at work and said his name was Edward. Even though he was clearly old and not British, all I could do was think of Rob… Pathetic, I know!
By: Amber on February 13, 2009
at 11:53 am
stumbled upon this blog yesterday..and what can i say, it’s gonna be one of my daily reads from now on!
p/s:this post made me giggle to myself ALOT.
By: narisa on February 13, 2009
at 11:56 am
So today is my day to get caught up on what I’ve fallen behind on at the office (and you ladies are partially to blame for me being behind! But don’t get me wrong, it is quite alright! I’d rather be here having a laugh than working anyway!) and I still cannot stay away. How am I supposed to get anything done with you great people being so amazing and funny and witty!? Geeze! hahah I love you all!
And – am I the only commenter that doesn’t have a DH??
By: JBell on February 13, 2009
at 11:56 am
Lauren, Oh my gosh, I’m laughing so hard at your post I’m crying. “He seriously looks like a chester molester in that pic. One that would drive a scary twinkie van. Maybe even play the ice-cream truck music from a loud speaker, as he drove slowly by.” LOL snort LOL snort LOL snort…. You just made my day, LOL!
By: Jena on February 13, 2009
at 12:03 pm
Pic 1 – yum
Pic 2 – aw funny
Pic 3 – still cute
Pic 4 (German popstar!) – dangerous man!
Pic 5 – oooh those hairy arms – yum
Pic 6 – ooh don’t forget my drink too rob
Pic 7 – Whooooorrr… the hair, the suit, the chest, the beautiful face.
*THUD*
Sigh … he’s always gorgeous to me. Charisma – that’s it.
By: English Girl on February 13, 2009
at 12:05 pm
I would still totally have a threesome with that creepy uncle and his creepy date. They could even both be rocking the traditional creepstache and it would still be on.
By: SoWasRed on February 13, 2009
at 12:32 pm
Not to change the subject. But, you know what is pathetic. How many times I visit LTR a day!
Its official….
Dear Rob,
You are my life now. Just thought I’d let you know.
P.S. You are still my #1 hottie no matter what kind of condition your in(see amber’s description above)
P.P.S. I can bend like a pretzel;)
By: FutureMrsPattinson on February 13, 2009
at 12:34 pm
@FutureMrsPattinson – The Rob I’d enjoy most….Biting Rob!! Yes!!
“P.P.S. I can bend like a pretzel” LMAO!!
By: Amber on February 13, 2009
at 12:37 pm
It’s really sad that there were only 2 or 3 of those pics that I didn’t think were just incredible!
By: Amber on February 13, 2009
at 12:49 pm
Look who is back again!
@amber I know what you mean
By: FutureMrsPattinson on February 13, 2009
at 1:04 pm