Don’t take this the wrong way but could you go away for a little while? Take a hot vacay for 2 weeks with me on a deserted island with no link to the outside world? Or maybe go back to London for a couple weeks with me and hole up in your parents house and play with Patty? Is this asking too much? I feel like you might totally be ready to make this little plan happen.
This is meant in the best possible way but some of us are getting a little tired of you. Ok not tired but maybe a little overwhelmed or overstimulated whatever you want to call it. You’re everywhere. You’re on every magazine trashy or otherwise, you’re on every entertainment news show, you’re on every website and we pretty much know your every move thanks to Twitter and email and text. We have reached the Robert Pattinson OVER SATURATION point. And we love you, we really do but sometimes too much really is just that: too much. For you AND us.
I think it all began around the MTV Movie Awards that was the point where it went into over drive and then you showed up to film Remember Me in New York City and it became a three ring circus. Fans going nuts, crazies attacking you, stories about being hit by a cab, rumors about red eye flights, you being whisked around by huge burly men, when you yourself are not a small guy. It’s like clockwork now, I can wake up and know that within a few minutes I will be able to find pictures of you and exactly what scene your filming and the exact location in New York City. Now that was great for the first few days but now I feel like I’ve seen the whole movie and filming hasn’t even wrapped.
Remember just a few months ago when it could be days and weeks and sometimes (late dec-oscars) months between pictures of you? It was the perfect beginning to a relationship: everything’s new and special and different. You count the hours until you can see him next, wondering what he’s going to wear, what you’ll do, where you’ll go. And now it’s the middle part of the relationship: you’re a little too comfortable, you see him everyday, you know his every move and it’s getting stale. This is the make or break moment. Like any good relationship you need to keep the mystery alive… you need to make me wonder where you went for a few days, make me remember that I need you in my life. Don’t make me think you’re TOO accessible to me. You KNOW what Cosmo says about that and it’s true for our little relationship here and true for show business: Leave them wanting more!
I watched that old episode of Ellen yesterday just because I was kind of yearning for the good ol days, back when I was a Twi-virgin and still learning stuff about you and the series. I told UC it was nice to watch the episode even though it was old because I got to hear your voice and it was still new the Twilight phenomenon and you seemed a little different. It’s great to see nice pictures but there’s nothing that beats your voice and your personality.
I’ve talked to numerous folks, commenters, bloggers, fans alike who want a little of the old magic back. And we know you’re just doing your job and a lot of this is just a byproduct of the society we live in: everything’s instantaneous. But for your sake and for ours, why don’t you take a couple weeks off and we’ll take some time off of OD-ing on you too and we’ll remember why we first “fell in love.” We’ll rekindle that romance and get even more excited when it’s time for Eclipse filming and what I’m really waiting for: the New Moon press junket.
So what do you say? Wanna hit up Bali with me? Or what about Fiji?
What say you? Is it possible to have to much Rob? Have you felt the over saturation in the past few weeks? Or can you never get enough?
And after the cut watch Rob on Ellen followed by a Q&A where he talks about Patty. TRUST it’s amazing. Cause I love dogs. And Rob.
And take the Rob Poll!
(thanks to @brookelockart for the vid link!)