We all know there’s about a billion pictures of you floating around the webs these days, some amazing and some, well, half amazing. UC and I are always sending pictures back and forth to each other in attempts to find the best ones and now it’s turned into something serious. Why yes, we’re going to do our first ever picture FACE OFF! That’s right- this is an old fashioned, shoot out style game. We’re like outlaws in the OK Corral walking 20 paces armed with only the best weaponry: pictures of you! So without further adieu, we begin out first ever ROB PICTURE FACE OFF.
Love your face!
So this is how it’s gonna go down… UC and I have preselected a list of Rob categories that we will pull our favorite picture from and then we will reveal it and YOU will vote! May the best blogger win! Oh, and we have a fake prize for ourselves! With the news of Breaking Dawn auditions just breaking, whoever wins gets to be Tanya in Breaking Dawn. We’re figured if we’re Tanya we’ll have a better chance of getting to make out with Edward in a dream sequence or flashback.
Moon: Welcome Ladies and… ladies to the 1st annual Rob Face-Off! Anything goes in this no holds barred contest of wills: your favorite can be hot, funny, cute, gross, whatever as long as it fits the pre-selected category! Those categories are:
- Favorite “BE” aka Before Edward
- Favorite Edward
- Favorite Twilight Premiere/Press Picture
- Favorite “in hiding/london pic”
- Favorite Oscars picture
- Favorite Professional Photo Shoot
- Favorite picture from Vancouver or the New Moon shoot
- Favorite Remember Me picture
So let’s get ready to RUMMBBBLLLEE!!
Follow the cut to see the FACE OFF!
Moon: first up favorite “Before Edward”
UC: Ok, I gotta find mine
Moon: EASY i got this one in the bag!
UC: Old School Rob in 1…2….3…
Moon: Omg Daniel!! I love daniel!
UC: AWWW good one! i don’t know that one! what’s the from?
Moon: It’s a press pic from Goblet of Fire
Moon: Ok, next up favorite Edward picture!
Moon: Omg.. seriously about did that one you chose!
UC: OMG almost chose that one!
Moon: HAHAHAH jinx
UC: love it! i love that pic forever and ever
Moon: ok time for fave twilight premiere rob
UC: i found that first!
Moon: i got this one too
UC: i know what you’re doing. i think!
Moon: HA! this should be easy to guess
Moon: : that is my DO ME ROB NOW pic. France premiere
UC: I went London
Moon: Ok next up we got the “in hiding/London” category aka our darkest hours when we went weeks without seeing him!
UC: HAHAHHA you win! i forgot!
Moon: nice you picked pissed off rob!
Moon: Ok, Oscars time!!
Moon: i thought i had the one i want, which is kind of cheating but I can’t find it… oh well
Moon: its like a gif. it moves
UC: we soo have the same one. Except mine is a screen shot
Moon: i bet
UC: cuz it’s the hottest rob EVER. seriously i don’t think there’s been a hotter rob
Moon: OMG!!! IT WAS THE ONE I WANTED!
UC: hahahahaha LOVE IT!
Moon: damnit should have looked harder
UC: i just watched this video* a million times to get it (*we’ll give you that video on another day)
Moon: omg was that a fan he was talking to?! god ok sorry got distracted
UC: i dunno.. it had to be someone he knew… OR.. just a really really hot girl
Moon: it was me. i didnt tell you i went and stood at the red carpet and flashed him. i totally lied about watching it on tv, i was THERE!
UC: and he got all sentimental and piano music played
Moon: yup thats what happens when he sees my boobs
UC: angels played harps
Moon: it also had my phone number written on it and he’s asking me what it was it kind of smeared off from all the sweat
Moon: Ok, time for Professional Photo Shoot / Magazine picture!
Moon: well crap everything gq is like orgasm in a magazine
Moon: Well two left and what are you going to bring?! It’s time for Vancouver/ New Moon Set pics!
UC: HAHAHA DANG… you’re gonna kick my ASS
Moon: yup church and the air guitar!! That pretty much sums up Vancouver for me. perfs combo
Moon: ok last but definitely not least… fave Remember Me!
UC: and i know my FAV RM pic….it’s hard.. but i know! but i can’t find it so looking
Moon: and dear god theres a TON
UC: SOOO many
Moon: OH I GOT MINE, get ready to GO DOWN!
UC: DANGGGG i can’t find mine ugggh
UC: bring it ON
Moon: OH IT’S BEEN BROUGHTEN!
Moon: BOOOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wanna-be sublime shirt cant hold up to BLACK V NECK!!!!!!!!!!
UC: hahahahahhahahaha it’s a tough one both SOOO hot the buttons
Moon: that is hot though whew wheres the hose em down posts? UNCLE creepo!
Moon: well i guess we leave it up to the people now… it’s in your hards yall! Who’s going to win the fake role of Tanya in our personal version of Breaking Dawn and the first ever round of the Rob picture FACE OFF!!