I just got back from making a deposit at the bank and of course what should be a normal every day thing got me thinking about you. Cause you see to get to the front door of the bank I had to walk by a line of constructions workers and of course they all used their best manners and whistled and yelled their best lines at me. And of course being the big mouth I am yelled back at them “Really, that’s your best line? That’s how you’re gonna come at me, with that? Pick up any women that way?” Such class acts. So of course it made me think about what kind of pick up lines you would use and what kind of lines would work best on you.
Since we all pretty much think you have ZERO game and rely on friends and ef buddies to toot your horn we’ve come up with a few lines we think might work best for you. And since the likelihood of you using them is like.00005% I wanted to share some of the lines we thought would best work on you!
Feel free to print these out and laminate them and tuck them in between the pages of Independent People or your latest script. Great prop by the way. Your pick up lines:
- Hi, I’m Robert Pattinson
- Yea, I played that dude Edward Cullen in Twilight
- Wanna see my painted on abs?
- My Dad’s name is Dick wanna see mine?
- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a BJ? No? Ya wanna go to In-N-Out?
- Wanna see my hot pocket?
- I’m a homeless hobo, wanna take me home with you? No, really I don’t have a house.
Lines UC and I might use on you… My RPattz pick up lines:
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Buttcrack Santa exactly what I want for Christma
- Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
- Ef Me!
- Twilight? No.. haven’t heard of it
- Hey.. .aren’;t you that guy from The Summer House?
- “Can i microwave your carrot?’
- Hey, are you Tom Sturridge?
Recently some followers and friends on Twitter and our 1st Single Ladies Panel exchanged their very own RPattz pick up lines. I’ve pulled some of the best ones…
- “Interested in seeing my “o” face?” – Brooke
- “You’re an actor? really? Well is that a script in your pocket or are u just happy to see me?” Marta
- “Twilight? never heard of it…so, um, let’s fuck” – Brooke
- I’d buy a bottle of whiskey… the whole damned thing… from the bar ( I refuse to meet him anywhere but a bar) and hand it over to him and say “dude, i’ve seen what they do to you. YOU NEED THIS” then walk away – Calli
- “I read that book. It’s not the author’s finest work.” – Freya
- Hey, do you have a light? – janetrigs
- “I won’t judge your skills in bed, by any video of you running or playing sports” – Brooke
So Rob dear, do you think any of these would work on you? and if we ever meet you and you say “Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is outta this world!” We’ll know you’ve been reading us!
What’s your sign?
Follow the cut to see a very special video and let us know what pick up like you’d use on Rob!
Thanks to the beautiful and always awesome Biel for dedicating this lovely and HOT video to us and pals Gozde at Robsessed and JAG at RAOR! We LOVE you BIEL!!! You make the BEST BEST BEST videos and we couldn’t be more happy to post them!
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