Dear LTR Readers-
Everytime we post just Rob pictures you girls go nuts (100 comments from yesterdays pic post!), anytime my sister-in-law pulls out the book “Porn for Women” ladies go WILD hooting with laughter and anytime I visit “Fuck Yea Ryan Gosling” I almost pee my pants from laughing so hard. This synthesis led UC and I to create Ef Yea Rob Porn for Women! And in honor of our little “Letters” theme we like to use around here I’ve created our very first edition…
(check out those links first, if you have NO idea what I’m talking about)
Aw Robbie, always so helpful!
Themoonisdown
Specials thanks to our inspirations-
Porn for Women
My sister in law
Fuck Yea Ryan Gosling
Sass for some great pictures and link inspiration
*Insert from UnintendedChoice: This site because when Moon and I see that pic of Jake Gyllenhaal on the horse we pee ourselves laughing.
Letters to Rob 
LMAO…I love it. You guys are hysterical.
By: XXXtina on February 12, 2009
at 11:09 am
That’s some good porn that us married women can DEFINITELY get into.
By: Amber on February 12, 2009
at 11:13 am
Love the porn!
Thanks for the link to Ryan G. He is my other favorite, drool-worthy man meat. But, of course, he doesn’t hold a candle to the ROBster.
Moon, your the best!!!
By: robzilla on February 12, 2009
at 11:27 am
Just found you:) Love it!
By: AJ on February 12, 2009
at 11:29 am
I love new features! Especially Rob porn!
By: Lauren on February 12, 2009
at 11:33 am
Hopefully he will stop and bring home some dinner too.
*cue sleazy 70’s porn music*
By: Sass on February 12, 2009
at 11:42 am
I LOVE YOU!
I almost fell off my chair laughing. you two are friggin awesome!
By: Verbena on February 12, 2009
at 11:56 am
Bow chicka wow wow
By: robzilla on February 12, 2009
at 11:56 am
look out folks I think I’m gonna gonna gonna BLOW>>>>>sigh, wish I still smoked sometimes 🙂
By: Natasha on February 12, 2009
at 12:01 pm
You ladies are BRILLIANT! Anything that combines Rob & Porn is a surefire HIT!!
You know, I had a thought…… Do you all realize that our beautiful, brilliant Rob is the key to the world’s energy crisis??
If we could find a way to harness the energy that is generated from all the orgasms that Rob is responsible for, we could power the world!!
With just a little bit of work putting together some wires and such around my house, I’ve been able to keep my home lit up with my own personal Robgasmic energy surplus! 🙂
By: Vogue on February 12, 2009
at 12:15 pm
I’m dying to check out the rest of the sites… unfortunately I’m at work. Oh well.
By: robmeofmyfantasies on February 12, 2009
at 12:21 pm
I’d like to hear that 70’s porn paired up with a scene of Rob in the shower. I was running that scenario through my head this morning.
It started off innocent: I was simply pondering his beard and facial hair, wondering how long he goes between shaves, and if it irritates his skin. I wondered what kind of razor he uses, what shave gel, etc… then I began formulating a scene in my mind – Rob standing at his bathroom sink, fresh from the shower, towel wrapped tightly around his slim hips, water dripping from his hair, and him smelling of clean, fragrant soap. He’s dragging the razor down his cheek in long strokes, clearing the shave cream as he goes, humming a new tune he’s composing. He taps the razor into the sink, and with each stroke, that beautiful face of his is revealed from under the white foam………
Then I started to think “hmmm, maybe I should back up and start with him in the shower!”. That involves details that might best be left out of this post! LOL! Lets just say that Rob loves his showers and the slippery shower gel! Just the thought of him standing under a shower stream with the hot water coming down over his hair, his head tilted back, giving off a big sigh of relief, AAAAHHHH!!!! *faint*
Why suddenly is my heart no longer located in my chest? It seems to have relocated between my legs. ROFL!
By: Vogue on February 12, 2009
at 12:25 pm
Best feature yet! Rob + Porn = My happy place….can’t wait to see what Sass and Captain come up with 🙂
By: lovesbcmc on February 12, 2009
at 12:29 pm
Great idea! Can’t wait to see more.
By: 244RobP on February 12, 2009
at 12:31 pm
Damn Vogue! Now I need to go change my panties AGAIN.
By: robzilla on February 12, 2009
at 12:46 pm
@Robzilla, do what I did – I just stopped wearing them. I can’t keep up with the panty changes all the time when I’ve got Rob on the brain 24/7.
Might have to start wearing Depends, and NOT cuz I pee my pants! 🙂
By: Vogue on February 12, 2009
at 12:53 pm
@Vogue – I’ll I’ve got to say is wow… I’m gonna take it one more step and imagine me in the shower as well. Ooooh…that’s nice! *poof*
By: Amber on February 12, 2009
at 1:03 pm
WOW Vogue! Talk about some Rob Porn! I WAS trying to work and now all I can think about is taking a shower with Robbie Poo.
I am glad to know that I’m not the only one day dreaming of these little scenarios.
Anyone else having issues trying not to say Rob’s name during sexy time with your hubbums?… He’s all I can think about!!
By: JustGotWicked on February 12, 2009
at 1:09 pm
@Vogue… Ya know I have had that very same Robinshower image.
Ever since I heard him talk about how many days, weeks, MONTHS it had been since he last washed that hair, my own showers have been filled with the fine vision of having to shampoo the poor guy myself (getting on my tippy toes to do the deed is the first of many very satisfying acrobatic maneuvers), followed by lots and lots of other lathering and rinsing and balancing and throbbing and giggling and shaving and slip ‘n slidin’ and panting and oozing and thrusting and scrubbing and tasting and mounting and more rinsing…
By: seame on February 12, 2009
at 1:28 pm
I have got to stop coming back and checking the comments.
@Wicked – Yes, I am quite concerned about saying the wrong name with Mr. Zilla. That would absolutely destroy his ego.
Must. Concentrate. His name is NOT Rob…
By: robzilla on February 12, 2009
at 1:36 pm
Aww, Vogue, would it bother you to share some more of your rob-daydreaming with us??? I mean I’ve got a good imagination and came up with some hot stuff myself…but this shower scene rocks and it kinda made my day here in winter cold Germany!!!
@robzilla – I’m sooo lucky, my boyfriend’s name is robert too…
By: mrs. kat cullen (: on February 12, 2009
at 1:43 pm
Okay, please, pretty please…the kind with Rob on top…do a whole series of these?? Perhaps a calendar…the countdown kind until the premiere of New Moon???
By: Sophie on February 12, 2009
at 1:51 pm
@Amber – just want to tell you that I love your posts; you always crack me up!! 🙂
@JustGotWicked – I must admit that my sex life with DH has NOT gotten better because of Rob. I feel bad for my DH since I have felt less attracted to him since Mr. Pattinson exploded into my life. And lately it’s Rob I’m banging, not DH (at least that’s the case when I close my eyes!). Guilty as charged. I’ve confessed.
@Mrs.KatCullen – I would love to share my stories, but not sure the girls want me turning their blog into my personal fan fiction place. On that note, anybody know of some good ADULT fan fic sites that are Rob-themed? I am having a hard time finding ones that are not sanitized for the young internet lurkers. 😦
I’d love to read and to write some!!!
By: Vogue on February 12, 2009
at 1:54 pm
Caption:
“Honey, I just finished the taxes. I’m gonna deposit all of our return in your account. Buy yourself something nice!”
*Swoon* now that’s good P*rn!!
By: Mrs. P. on February 12, 2009
at 2:03 pm
@Vogue You are very naughty … and I love ya!!
@robzilla at 12:46pm You mean you still have some panties left? Mine are all long gone.
@Justgotwicked & @robzilla on the name thing: Yes def worried about that. (Feels very bad about it too). Well ok … not that bad.
Hey Rob … wanna do some housework? You scrub and I’ll polish.
By: English Girl on February 12, 2009
at 2:04 pm
LOVE it! 🙂 This is my first time commenting.
I think you need to do one of Rob in the sweatpants that are falling off his hips and say something like “Baby, I sorted the clothes and started the laundry. You want to fool around before its time to switch them to the dryer?”
LOL…I can’t believe I am putting my thoughts in writing. This is it, I’ve lost my mind…
By: Kristin on February 12, 2009
at 2:04 pm
OMG – VOGUE..I…just…died. Right here, on the floor. I’m dead. Your shaving description..I…can’t…breathe.
By: Kristin on February 12, 2009
at 2:06 pm
OK girls, gotta get off the web and go to work, but thought I’d share this –
Today I’m addicted to that song by the Veronicas “untouched” . I’m listening to it (dance remix versions on Rhapsody) and browsing Rob pics. F-ING ROBGASMIC AWESOMENESS!
The beat and lyrics of this song just work for me with my Rob lusting ( I have another fantasy of being in the middle of a dancefloor of a crowded dance club, with Rob dancing/grinding into me and staring into my eyes with intense fire while this song blares over the sound system) :
I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want
Don’t stop
Gimme gimme gimme what you got got
‘Cause I can’t wait wait wait any more more more more more
Don’t even talk about the consequence
‘Cause right now you’re the only thing that’s making any sense to me
And I don’t give a damn what they say, what they think think
‘Cause you’re the only one who’s on my mind
I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can’t resist you
It’s not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can’t forget you
Been goin’ crazy from the moment I met you
Can ya feel it, ladies???? 🙂
By: Vogue on February 12, 2009
at 2:09 pm
Ok, it’s official now: Vogue…I love ya *lyingdeadonadancefloor*
By: mrs. kat cullen (: on February 12, 2009
at 2:19 pm
UC and Moon – I’m really hope that you don’t mind that your blog has turned into the “Mature” dirty minded ladies forum because it’s soooo much fun!
By: robzilla on February 12, 2009
at 2:19 pm
you guys ALWAYS make me laugh!! and i am SO with the dirty minded ladies!!!
By: Emma on February 12, 2009
at 2:26 pm
@Vogue…okay, now I need a shower, a cold one, after reading that description of Rob shaving…there is just something about a guy leaning over a sink, towel wrapped around his waist, shaving that is extremely sexy…especially when that somebody is Rob…and you just described it perfectly!!!
Just wait ladies… 😉
By: Sass on February 12, 2009
at 2:27 pm
uh, we didn’t mean REAL porn ladies! Haha! you’re gonna make people (me) go wild at work we gotta keep some things a mystery!
and besides we don’t want clare to feel uncomfortable 😉
By: themoonisdown on February 12, 2009
at 2:29 pm
@Robzilla – I truly hope they don’t mind!! Last thing in the WORLD I want is to piss off the fab ladies who run this site! This is my fav place to chat w/ other Rob fanatics, and UC & Moon are so totally groovy to have a site that isn’t totally sanitized like some other sites. I’m trying my best to keep it clean, but it’s tough! LOL!
Here’s a link to that dance mix I was talking about:
http://mp3.rhapsody.com/the-veronicas/untouched-eddie-amador-club-remix
the eddie amador mix is sooo HOT! The groans and moans at the beginning remind me of…well HELL I don’t even need to explain to you guys! But just imagine yourself surrounded by the hypnotic strobe lights and pulsing beat blasting through the sound system as Rob does dance moves on you that make you suspect he’s taken Latin Dancing classes for 10 years.
By: Vogue on February 12, 2009
at 2:34 pm
LOL! Love it! And Vogue…wow girl….could we actually get that on film, cause that would be just fanf*ckmecomefastic! THUD!
By: Jena on February 12, 2009
at 2:36 pm
@Vogue – You are a sweetie…Thanks!
By: Amber on February 12, 2009
at 2:43 pm
@Vogue – I just popped my copy of Twilight in the DVD player and went straight to the scene where he is sitting in the rain talking. The water dripping off of his lips…Yum! (Just mentally take the clothes and makeup off)
By: robzilla on February 12, 2009
at 2:51 pm
I don’t want to take any thunder if moon or UC are working on a letter from this, but look what I just found:
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/02/rob-on-cover-of-new-ew.html
And I can’t wait to pull this little gem out of my mailbox. Too bad ol’ sourpuss is on there too!
By: Amber on February 12, 2009
at 2:59 pm
Ahhh!(angels singing) for the sexiness that is Rob!
@Amber- that is very nice indeed. I think I will just sharpie her out.
@UC and Moon- this will be the best porn ever. Well, next to him being completely naked in the photo.
By: FutureMrsPattinson on February 12, 2009
at 4:32 pm
I’m rushing home from work and putting my bootleg in and watching that rain scene. One of the many moments that made me moan outloud in the theater. I also love the moment where he is staring at Kristen behind Mike Newton when Mike’s asking her to prom. THUD!
By: Jena on February 12, 2009
at 4:36 pm
@vogue-BTW the singing angels came in after reading your shower/shave post. I was soo turned on I could think clearly:) thanks for that mental movie.
That soap sure is naughty;)
By: FutureMrsPattinson on February 12, 2009
at 4:40 pm
this is really bad. maybe I’ll get it right this time. its suppose to say couldn’t think clearly!!!!!! (as I’m sure you’ve noticed)
By: FutureMrsPattinson on February 12, 2009
at 4:42 pm
*sigh* at the Porn
*poof* go the panties @ Vogue’s post
I’m just really, really glad I’m not the only one that sits around thinking about stuff like that. If Rob only knew. He should move somewhere that allows bigamy and recruit all of us as wives.
By: Stacey on February 12, 2009
at 5:09 pm
@ vogue….gee thanks,now im never gonna get any sleep imagining rob in a towel.although in my imagination,that towel is gonna end up in the bathroom floor…..*off to take a cold shower now*
sheesh.again.
By: sherin on February 12, 2009
at 5:19 pm
Just read seame’s post! I like the way you think!
By: Jena on February 12, 2009
at 5:31 pm
Note to Wolf-girl
please stay far away from the comments on this post.
love you
xo
By: unintendedchoice on February 12, 2009
at 5:36 pm
@UC – It did get a wee bit R-rated in here today, didn’t it…And here you guys thought we went a bit wild with yesterday’s post.
By: Amber on February 12, 2009
at 5:46 pm
@sherin I have a feeling that off to take any temp shower won’t change a thing anymore 🙂
By: seame on February 12, 2009
at 5:51 pm
@Jena..thanks. Great shower heads think alike.
I loved your Edward doll adventures from the other day too 🙂
By: seame on February 12, 2009
at 5:52 pm
@vogue gee whiz, what are ya trying to do to us!!
Love ya!
@ wicked um yes, I’m guilty of having to try not to say Rob. Oh it’s bad isn’t it.
@moon & @uc great post, love it!
By: Valerie on February 12, 2009
at 5:57 pm