This just in: some of your fans are crazy psycho lunatics.
What started out a nice Monday with some new pics of you from the set of Remember Me quickly turned into a free-for-all when some fans made a run for it to tackle you after the director yelled “cut.”
Never underestimate the strength of a 15 yr old girl… seriously trust me I still have scars (emotional and physical) from NSYNC concerts circa 1998-2001… those bitches don’t mess around, it was like living through a teenybopper Vietnam. Going to their concert was like preparing for battle: steel toe stilettos and elbows! I learned to maneuver away from the freaks with the best of them hun, let me teach you the proper technique for the next time this arises, cause you know it will.
Witness THE CRAZY:
See your “bodyguard” has the “pinch a bitch” technique down, if someone’s getting a little too hands-y you just grab on and pinch till your break her forearm like a chicken bone or until a vein pops in her FIVEhead (too big for a forehead)… this is also a good time to sneak in an unintentional boob graze. Though girls like this don’t even deserve it… save that for when you accidentally (of course) bump into an LTR girl in a smokey bar and can’t figure out a non awkward opener.
And for future notice here’s a picture of the perpetrating sluts to hand out to any and all bodyguards, alert the homeland security dept and add to the ‘do not let within a 50 mile radius of you’ list. They appear harmless enough, right? But under their “Forever 21 meets Deliah’s” exterior lies the heart of a ruthless fangirl, or a deranged idiot… only the psychiatric tests they will receieve at Rikers Island after being arresting will tell us the truth. But in the meantime prepare yourself with these simple “step off bitch” techniques I’ve listed for you. Oh and girl in on the left I think I can see your vayjayjay on that outfit.
Hang in there Rob! And use your elbows!
See the rest of the malay over at Lainey Gossip
PS A big smooch to Ted C, you’ll always be our Buttcrack Santa!
Follow the cut if you’re a glutton for the crazy and wanna see VIDEO of the incident and my letter to those girls… it’s not pretty
Dear stupid girls with big FIVEheads-
Seriously girls? I never thought I’d say this but at least the paparazzi seemed a bit more respectful of his personal space than you guys. WOW. And the crying and begging? What in the WORLD did you think would happen by doing that besides creating utter and complete chaos? Would Rob stop and profess his undying love and affection? Would he ask to autograph your Twilight bags because OBVIOUSLY you are the biggest fans EVER!? Heck maybe you thought he would see what flawless beauties you are and ask you to be his leading ladies IN the movie! Well none of that happened and all you ended up doing was making yourselves along with every other fan out there look like crazy assholes. Thanks
I hope all your friends and frenemies find you on Facebook and post these pictures and videos and make merciless fun of you, just because.
PS never get on the bad side of a true Twilight/Rob fan because they make awesome stuff like this:
Found this over at the lovely Forum where it popped off today with all the action… the lovely itsjustme posted this beauty!
Thanks Robrocks via Newmoonmovie