Dear Rob,
Threesomes, fish tacos, Ryan Gosling and little cups of butter ? We must be breaking down your Vanity Fair photo shoot, Vanity Fair Style Obviously:
UC: Do you get the feeling this photoshoot was meant for us? (and therefore Rob is meant for us?)
Moon: YES this photoshoot was like his GIFT to us. They asked him if he wanted to do a rocker set up or a goth one, and he was like NO we need to do Cape Cod/Martha’s Vineyard shoot for my girls
UC: right he knows that 7 years ago this fall we MET in Martha’s Vineyard.
Moon: I mean look he’s already waiting for the ferry. And he wanted to celebrate our meeting by doing a vanity fair spread for us cause he loves us THAT much
UC: right. even though we weren’t friends then and have no memories of you except for meeting that one time early in the morning in the bathroom, he did it for us
Moon: cause it’s our beginning
UC: It’s like he’s calling us back
Moon: yup and we’re coming rob…
UC: I never thought I’d go back- I loved my experience but it was a little uppity for me, but he’s showing us, “Look what our life can be” Big fluffy sweaters, lobster on our front porch…
Moon: dinner on the docks
UC: with the ocean in the background, a picnic in Gay Head…
Moon: Gay Head in the background (it’s a real place, trust); eating free wings at Seasons cause there’s nothing else to do; dragging a piano out by the ocean cause theres nothing else to do
UC: doing a photo shoot in the house in front of a painting of the lighthouse in your front yard (woah.. that’s the Gay Head lighthouse!) cause there’s nothing else to do; waiting in bed for us to join him cause there’s nothing else to do; thinking about the fun we’d have…
The one where we’re honest
UC: Be honest: if you could get Rob but it had to be a threesome with me, would you do it?
Moon: DUH I would do it!! who else would I do it with?!
UC: good I would too
Moon: think about the blog fodder!
UC: OMG! We’d have so much blog content! “Breaking down our threesome”
Moon: Dear Rob and UC, remember that one time when we….
UC: we’d have the most popular you tube channel, that’s for sure
Moon: “When you made that one sound I TOTES laughed”
UC: “You sounded like a choo choo train when…” Seriously we need to do this. Threesome with Rob. For the blog, of course
Moon: Of course