Yes, our first letter from a guy for our “How I fell for Rob” feature. But it’s not what you think. We don’t have to compete with the gay guys (yet). This guy likes Rob for a different reason…
Dear Mr. Pattinson –
I felt compelled to write you a “thank you” note and possibly send you a bottle of wine. You see, you saved my marriage and my sex life. Not that they were in any true danger, but ever since my wife has started producing what I call “RobPorn” she has been reborn (so to speak)! After ten years of marriage and two kids we had fallen into a foggy routine of comfortable stability and familiarity, but then you appeared.
I watched “Twilight” with my wife for the first time last April. It was ok, for chicks I guess, but I noticed my wife’s eyes glaze over when you passed thru the cafeteria doors. I know because she kept pausing the damn DVD and rewatching it! I commented that you were attractive “in a creepy British sort-of-way” like Hugh Grant, and was immediately silenced with a series of shhhhs. That’s where it all began.
The next day she purchased the “Twilight” box set of books from Amazon.com. For two weeks, I saw little of her. But after finishing the series she suddenly had a new hobby . . . YOU! Every free minute was spent trolling the internet for pics of you. She spent endless hours watching other Rob related smut on YouTube. Then the inevitable happened, she hit me up for a new computer and software so she too, could become a purveyor of RobPorn. I have to say I was skeptical at first. But all of that pent-up sexual tension from watching you had to go somewhere, and luckily it came my way! In abundance!!!
I don’t mind now when she spends endless hours editing videos of you, jotting down storyboard ideas at the dinner table, and chatting incessantly on random Rob blog sites because I know I will get my just rewards for humoring her. I love my wife. She is the most beautiful woman in the world. I couldn’t have asked for a better mother for my children and better friend for myself. It makes me happy to know that you, Mr. Pattinson, make her happy! So I support her “Robsession” wholeheartedly.
So, in closing, thank you, Rob! Thank you for firing up the women of the world, especially my wife!
So we’ve seen the convos in the comments from time to time about if or what your men/hubbys think of your acute fondness for Rob…but are they like Steve? Kinda grateful? Or are they in the dark? Talk it out!