As I was traipsing (yes, I frolic through the interwebs) around my favorite sites and through my emails I couldn’t help but notice some funny stuff. We all know the poor print industry is really feeling it these days, what with the internet stealing their glory and I saw a few things that caught my eye. Us here in the blogging/site world have post title’s where we can create titles to try and lure readers in or hope and pray to God it shows up in an appropriate (or not so much) Google search, but the print folks don’t have that, instead they have headlines and from what I’ve seen it looks like they’re using them for everything they’re worth trying to pique us readers’ interest to pick up the mag and actually buy it. And well from the stuff I’ve seen I definitely think they’re doing that! Sometimes even at your expense and those are the best times (of course)!
First we have the Series City magazine and they’ve titled this the “Hors Series.” I mean we know you’re a man whore Rob, but what about those two sluts behind you? Ashley, well we’ve seen her goodies all over the interwebs after she made the classic “Oh I’ll take nudie pics on my computer for my boyfriend of 3 days and email them so he’ll love me forever even though he’ll probably show them to his gross sweaty friends and then years from now after I dumped him at a Frat party will release them after I’m big and famous” mistake of your youth. As far as Kristen goes, she wears pot leaf bikini’s on boats so I’m just gonna go ahead and say “if the shoe fits, wear it!” Oh Whores Magazine we love you and your subtlety!
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As Robsessed pointed out this Russian New Moon poster AND now the Bulgarian New Moon poster just MIGHT be calling Rob and Kristen hobos. Clearly “hobo” is the same in any language and we can call out a couple of hipster homeless kids, no matter what language we speak, when we see them from a mile away even when they’re dressed up as movie characters.
Free!!! Seriously, take them, PLEASE! We have nothing left! Robsten/Nonsten? We don’t know, they don’t know, no one’s telling, no one’s seen them. They’re yours! FREE! (This magazine brought to you by Twilight/Rob bloggers everywhere)
“Simple acts that make him melt” – Kristen wrote this one using tips from her relationship with Rob and the stuff that really makes him melt. The “sweet acts” she came up with were:
– shower every other week
– don’t eat the last Hot Pocket (which is hard since there’s only 2 in a box)
She’s all about simplicity! Rob, this one’s a keeper!
And all Rob’s people said: “AAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEENNN” upon seeing you in this New Moon image. Obviously LTR ladies publish this magazine cause who else would use that kind of word in reference to “His Holy Hottness” as the folks like to call you these days, Rob but we’re not sure we’d call Edward one of the 10 Greatest Movie Nerds. You? A nerd? Most definitely! But Edward, a nerd? Never!
So Rob, when you’re traipsing (cause you frolick too!) through airports do you ever stop at the newstands and pick up these crazy magazines just to see what they’re saying about you? I do cause they crack me up. Now I’m off to look for the best copy of Whores Hors Magazine with you on the cover!
A fellow HOR,
See any good Rob/Twi magazine covers lately? Do you think these are just happy coincidences or do you think magazine publishers “get it?” Spill it, do you ladies write for Hor Series??
Source: Robsessed and email
*sluts is a term of endearmeant from me! But if you’d like to hate on me by all means TammyO, go for it!*