I refuse to write to Rob until he shows his face (or until Thursday when I have an idea for a letter to him), so we’re going to take a quiz, inspired by my love of quizzes from teen magazines and desire to create one for the first time in my life. Get our your Bite me Edward notepad and a No. 2 pencil, preferably with an Edward Cullen pencil topper. Seriously, I’ll wait. Write down your answers with the corresponding number or letters. And add up your points at the end!
The “Would you do that with Robert Pattinson” quiz?
The Sex Tape
1. What if a sex tape leaked of Rob. Would you watch it? (You don’t know who the girl is yet (or boy))
2. Would you watch it if Kristen was the girl?
3. If you answered “No” above, answer the following: (circle all that apply)
a. Would you watch it with the sound off?
b. Would you watch him with anyone else? Who? (It can’t be yourself!)
c. Would you take a peek? Maybe fast-forwarding on the slowest fast-forward setting?
d. Would you still be curious, even if you never ended up watching it?
4. If you answered “Yes” for question #2, answer the following: (circle all that apply)
a. Would you pay to see it?
b. Would you throw a party & watch it with your friends? While eating snacks?
c. Would you watch it with a man in your life?
Just like Rob
5. Answer the following yes/no questions honestly:
a. Are you now a little nicer to the homeless because of how Rob often looks homeless?
b. Did you hate the look of plaid before but now find it endearing?
c. Do you now drink Heineken “just because” he does?
d. Have you bought any of the books on his pretentious book-reading list and pretended to like it? But actually hated it?
e. Does your heart flutter at the sound of a British accent?
f. Do you think of Rob while you’re with someone who isn’t Rob in bed?
The Serious questions (aka put on your tweed to answer these)
6. Somehow you meet Rob and he wants to be with you, would you leave your significant other for him?
7. If you answered “no” above, would you seriously consider leaving your significant other?
8. If you answered “no” for question #5, would you consider just having a quick fling with Rob then going back to your significant other?
The “Those were too serious- back to crazy questions” questions:
9. Pretend you’re single if you’re not: Would you get in a relationship with one of following in order to get close to Rob? (circle all that apply)
a. Sam Bradley
b. Marcus Foster
c. Bobby Long
d. Tom Sturridge
e. Nick Frankel
Score yourself after the jump!
If you answered yes/no, score the following:
1. Yes= 5 pts No= 0 pts
2. Yes= 4 pts No= 0 pts
For each letter you circled, add up the points:
3. a=3 b=2 c=4 d=1
4 a=5 b=2 c=3
5. Give yourself 1 point for each question you answered “Yes” to
If you answered yes/no, score the following:
6. Yes= 5 pts No= 0 pts
7. Yes= 2pts No= 0 pts
8. Yes= 2pts a No=0 pts
9. Give yourself 1 point for each letter you circled, but give yourself 2 points for circling letter d & 3 points for letter 3.
If you finished this quiz, it’s highly likely you’re too obsessed with Rob and would do more than the average person WITH him, however, let’s get specifics:
Score 1-12 points:
You’re below the norm with Rob-lovin’. You probably only think about him when he’s right in front of your face and you probably visit LTR more because you like Moon or I or the friends you’ve made here more than you like Rob. Maybe you’d drink a beer Rob handed you or you’d give him a smooch if he begged, but there’s not much you WOULD do. So your Would you with Rob level is: Meh, I’m too busy.
Score 13-29 points:
You’re the average LTR girl. You’re the reason we say “That’s Normal.” Cuz it is normal to spend way too much time thinking/reading/looking up info about Robert Pattinson. It IS normal to brave crowds of not normal fans to catch a glimpse of him outside of a teen store in a mall. It IS normal to have a graduate degree in english from a prestigious school and say “wow, that fan fiction was well-written.” And it IS normal to say/think irrational things about Rob Pattinson and your future from time-to-time. So your Would you with Rob level is: Probably, as long as it’s normal. (Well, according to the LTR scale of normalness)
Score 30 points +:
Chances are you wear PattinsonPanties under your PattinsonPants and snuggle with your Edward pillow on your Edward bedspread nightly. I can’t decide whether I should honor you for answering so honestly, or alert your local authorities that they might have a certifiable rob-lunatic in their jurisdiction. You Would you with Rob level is: Yes. No questions asked
And you KNOW we’re all curious. So answer:
hi rob. my name is UC
How did YOU score!?
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