Posted by: Bekah | October 27, 2009

Would you with Robert Pattinson?

Dear LTRers,

I refuse to write to Rob until he shows his face (or until Thursday when I have an idea for a letter to him), so we’re going to take a quiz, inspired by my love of quizzes from teen magazines and desire to create one for the first time in my life. Get our your Bite me Edward notepad and a No. 2 pencil, preferably with an Edward Cullen pencil topper.  Seriously, I’ll wait. Write down your answers with the corresponding number or letters. And add up your points at the end!

Rob Pattinson sex tape

Me, on tape. I'll be the naked one

The “Would you do that with Robert Pattinson” quiz?

The Sex Tape

1. What if a sex tape leaked of Rob. Would you watch it? (You don’t know who the girl is yet (or boy))

2. Would you watch it if Kristen was the girl?

3. If you answered  “No” above, answer the following: (circle all that apply)

a. Would you watch it with the sound off?
b. Would you watch him with anyone else? Who? (It can’t be yourself!)
c. Would you take a peek? Maybe fast-forwarding on the slowest fast-forward setting?
d. Would you still be curious, even if you never ended up watching it?

4. If you answered “Yes” for question #2, answer the following: (circle all that apply)

a. Would you pay to see it?
b. Would you throw a party & watch it with your friends? While eating snacks?
c. Would you watch it with a man in your life?

Just like Rob

5. Answer the following yes/no questions honestly:

a. Are you now a little nicer to the homeless because of how Rob often looks homeless?
b. Did you hate the look of plaid before but now find it endearing?
c. Do you now drink Heineken “just because” he does?
d. Have you bought any of the books on his pretentious book-reading list and pretended to like it? But actually hated it?
e. Does your heart flutter at the sound of a British accent?
f. Do you think of Rob while you’re with someone who isn’t Rob in bed?

RobGQ

Leave him for me. Please?

The Serious questions (aka put on your tweed to answer these)

6. Somehow you meet Rob and he wants to be with you, would you leave your significant other for him?

7. If you answered “no” above, would you seriously consider leaving your significant other?

8. If you answered “no” for question #5, would you consider just having a quick fling with Rob then going back to your significant other?

The “Those were too serious- back to crazy questions” questions:

9. Pretend you’re single if you’re not: Would you get in a relationship with one of following in order to get close to Rob? (circle all that apply)

a. Sam Bradley
b. Marcus Foster
c. Bobby Long
d. Tom Sturridge
e. Nick Frankel

Score yourself after the jump!

If you answered yes/no, score the following:
1. Yes= 5 pts  No= 0 pts
2. Yes= 4 pts No= 0 pts
For each letter you circled, add up the points
:
3. a=3  b=2  c=4  d=1
4  a=5   b=2   c=3
5. Give yourself 1 point for each question you answered “Yes” to
If you answered yes/no, score the following:

6. Yes= 5 pts No= 0 pts
7.  Yes= 2pts  No= 0 pts
8.  Yes= 2pts a No=0 pts
9. Give yourself 1 point for each letter you circled, but give yourself 2 points for circling letter d & 3 points for letter 3.

Your Score:

If you finished this quiz, it’s highly likely you’re too obsessed with Rob and would do more than the average person WITH him, however, let’s get specifics:

Score 1-12 points:
You’re below the norm with Rob-lovin’. You probably only think about him when he’s right in front of your face and you probably visit LTR more because you like Moon or I or the friends you’ve made here more than you like Rob. Maybe you’d drink a beer Rob handed you or you’d give him a smooch if he begged, but there’s not much you WOULD do. So your Would you with Rob level is: Meh, I’m too busy.
Score 13-29 points:
You’re the average LTR girl. You’re the reason we say “That’s Normal.” Cuz it is normal to spend way too much time thinking/reading/looking up info about Robert Pattinson. It IS normal to brave crowds of not normal fans to catch a glimpse of him outside of a teen store in a mall. It IS normal to have a graduate degree in english from a prestigious school and say “wow, that fan fiction was well-written.” And it IS normal to say/think irrational things about Rob Pattinson and your future from time-to-time. So your Would you with Rob level is: Probably, as long as it’s normal. (Well, according to the LTR scale of normalness)
Score 30 points +:
Chances are you wear PattinsonPanties under your PattinsonPants and snuggle with your Edward pillow on your Edward bedspread nightly. I can’t decide whether I should honor you for answering so honestly, or alert your local authorities that they might have a certifiable rob-lunatic in their jurisdiction. You Would you with Rob level is: Yes. No questions asked

And you KNOW we’re all curious. So answer:


hi rob. my name is UC

Love,

UnintendedChoice

How did YOU score!?

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Responses

  1. Today’s my daughter’s birthday…
    in honor of that, I take no quizzes. But I love Rob. The end.

    • Happy Birthday, Daughter! 🙂

    • LOL. Happy B-day!
      Today it’s my son b-day (4 y) as well. I took the quiz…I am normal?

      • Hey, love your post…it gives me the idea of another crazy question:

        “If you have very important things to do in your real life, would you still answers to these questions on a blog?” I would say: “Yes, real life has to wait, it’s for Rob!” Is THAT normal? OMG!

  2. I will withhold my answer on whether or not I would leave my spouse for Rob until I see a Rob sex tape.

    Hey, I need to know what I’m leaving for!

    • HAHA! agreed. I want to see the goods first.

    • tsk tsk doubter.

      • I’ll take one for the team and be the test driver. ;o) I’m so generous!

      • Well, you don’t buy a car without taking a test drive!

        • I’d love to take Rob for a test drive but I’d take him regardless. I’m pretty sure he’s in perfect running condition.

          • I’ll let you know 🙂

    • I will answer honestly….. Hellz Yeah, I’d leave him. And speedily at that. No doubty mustafahs here. I’m all about it, he’s packin heat in those reasonably priced second hand jeans. I just know he is, otherwise how could I go on? Men that hot have to have sexual gifts otherwise it’s just chaos.

      Ask yourself this….wwkstewd? She’d hit it and not question it! That’s why she’s got the world’s most rockin moolay ( that’s french for mullet) and a facial tick that is out of control and bangin the hottest man on earth. Do work!

      • wwkstewd? OMFG…. Classic. I am getting a bumper sticker that says that and see how many “WTF?” looks I get.

    • I’ll take one for the team and be a test driver. No worries..I’ll let you know how it goes. ;o)

  3. I scored a 20…and am glad I’m in the “normal” range…
    I just need to convince everyone else..LOL!!!

    I had a hard time with the “sex with kristen” tape…but I would still watch it..

    • I scored 18……were you more willing than I to get with Bobby Long and Nick Frankel just to access Rob?? lol

      I would watch the Kirsten/Rob tape just for the laughable entertainment value. You have to admit it could only rank as comedic porn, at best. The stuttering, the blinking, the flying flannel and high top sneakers.

      I can see the promo “Mullet and Mumbles”

      • LOLOL!!!! Why, was Bobby Long a deal breaker for you??

        Oh man..the flannel…the angst…the lip biting…the hair pulling…

        Now that I think about it…I wouldn’t miss it for the world…but then I would go in the corner and cry…then watch it again.:P

    • I’m a 18…does that mean you’re more willing to be with Bobby Long and Nick Frankel than I am??? Ha, just sayin

      I would watch the video purely for laughable entertainment value. You have to admit that video could only be good for comedic porn, at best. The stuttering, the blinking, flying flannel and high top sneakers.

      I can see the promo “Mumbles and Mullets”
      Hee hee

    • I had some problems tabulating my score…I thought UC was screwing around with us for a minute..but I realized I’m just an idiot.I got 31 but it might actually be somewhere in the low 20s.

      The whole watching the sex tape dilemma is similar to watching the New Moon teaser footage. The difference, we’re all gonna see New Moon in the end anyway, I just don’t want to spoil myself in the meantime. If we’re willing to watch things like “The Tuck,” I’m positive we’d all watch a Rob sex tape. Don’t even lie – you’d watch it before that shit got taken down like Ashley’s naked pics.

    • I got 20 as well, mainly because I’d DO TomStu…….well he’s a very pretty boy too…..
      Love the post as always, and it’s so good to be ‘That’s Normal’

      • TomStu is so pretty. I would consider being Rob’s friend or lover in order to get close to him. It’s a win win situation!

  4. I answered no to leaving my spouse just because of the children. Is that bad? As much as I love my hubby, he would be kicked to the curb in a hot minute if Mr. Pattinson ever looked my way if kids weren’t involved.

    That’s NORMAL right?

    • VERY normal!

      • WHO are the people who say No to the Rob tape?
        Really?
        If you arent watching for pure viewing pleasure, then you are watching for comedic awkwardness, or just to see how little Rob measures up. I know you LTR girls, and I think every dayum one of ya would watch just cuz we’d have a 995 long comment thread about it the next day. And no one wants to not be part of that!!

        Yes to the Rob tape!!

        • I answered an honest no. Also, I scored about a 9 on the quiz. In reference to an LTT post last week regarding alter egos, my online alter might watch it, if for no other reason, as you said, to be in on the comments the next day. The only scenario I can possibly come up with in which I, myself would maybe see it, is if a friend way more robsessed than me suggested watching it and actually had it ready to watch then and there. In that case, I’d consider taking a peak, though even then, probably only if I’d had a few drinks; but I really can’t fathom watching the whole thing.
          I just have no curiosity to see any celebrity sex tapes. Do I think Rob is hot? Hellz to the yeah! But watching a sex tape would be crossing a line for me.

          No judgment, FYI. As I said, I’d be VERY curious, and actually it would take several minutes for me to actually screw up my courage to say no. Even then, I’d ask said friend to give me all the deets after she’d watched it, lol.

    • Hence the whole affair loophole. However, I would like to beg the difference between “fling” and “lengthy affair.” I’m all about the length.

      • That’s what she said.

      • That sounds very promising! LOL

    • You put into words what I was thinking. Damn kids, they keep holding me back! LOL! You are so Normal!

  5. Im Normal!!! Havent really watched any celebrity sex tapes but i might as well make my first one special with Rob….

    But what if its with someone icky like Megan Fox?
    aaaarrgggghhhh…perish the thought…
    now i need to go bleach my brain for an hour…

    • Megan Fox! Yikes! I didn’t think of that. I should change my answer.

    • there is a mute button!

      • The mute button would not erase the memory of her toe thumbs on his… face.

        • That’s awesome (and at the same time engages the gag reflex).

        • That is a horrible visual! Ick!

        • I literally snorted when I read this. Hi-freaking-larious! Ewwww….I seriously just got a visual. Icky. 😦

  6. I would definitely watch it. It would answer so many unanswered questions….Like, does he sport a “turtleneck”? , or is he a minute man? , does he have any “special moves”?, how big is it? etc. etc. etc. I would do my best at blocking out the image of the chick (or dude), but there is no way I wouldn’t be able to not watch it. I’m too nosey and Rob is just so, well, RAWR. And as far as leaving my SO for him, well I already declared him as my free pass. On occasion I may have slipped and referred to him as my “Second husband”. Oops. But I mean, COME ON. Just LOOK at him!!!! (I’m kidding btw…I truly love my hubby, and as much as I want to bang Rob, I think an ass grab and a make out session would have to suffice 😀 )

    • He’s on the top of my Pass List. I have 5 passes available to me at any given time. The list is in a constant state of revision, depending on my mood, but Rob’s been at the number one spot for a solid year. That’s a record. He bumped David Beckham off and that’s no easy task. I also refer to Rob as my future ex-husband 🙂

      • I thank Friends for inventing the free pass every day. Rob is at the top of my list. Followed by Hugh Jackman and Clive Owen. I forgot who the other two were. Doesn’t matter if Rob’s on the list. 🙂

        • Oooo…you must be really excited for ‘Unbound Captives.’ The top two of your freebie five in the same film…and Rob riding bareback on a horse *thud*.

          • I’m sorry, but the fact that you just used “Rob” and “bareback” in the same sentence just made my week. Annnnnnndddddd, there’s the mental image. 🙂

          • Truth, I am VERY excited to see my top duo in a film together. Fingers crossed that they’ll be shirtless at some point!

            So, um bareback, would that be Rob’s back, or the horse’s? (just kiddin’… but a girl can hope, right?)

      • Word. He’s been my #1 since last October. Grrrr…sometimes I just want to bite him. Especially that jaw….Sorry. My mind tends to drift. And who am I kidding?? If Rob was all like, “Hey there Sharpie. Let’s run away together and do it. All day. Everyday.” I would be like “See ya Mr. Sharpie!!” and all that Mr. Sharpie would be able to see would be my cloud of dust as I sprint away. 😉

        • The jaw is just… *thud*

          • Ummm Hmmmm 🙂 And that mouth…and those hands…and his…well, I think you get the point. I have to go take a cold shower right now.

          • Side note to Bella and Alice…I just took a peek at your blog and I have to say I heart it! 🙂 So fun!!

          • Thx Sharpie! Always good to hear, especially when your co-blogger is feeling kinda depri. It’ll cheer her up!

          • It does cheer me up! Thx for the love on this depri day, Sharpie!

        • I know what you mean…his jaw is really driving me insane. That is the best doggone jaw I’ve ever seen in my entire life!

      • We call the Pass list the Freebie Five in our house. Rob holds all five spots…yeah.

        • Bwhahaha! “Freebie Five” 🙂 I love it! I honestly don’t even have anyone else on my list other than Rob. Although, I would’t be crying if I had to do the naked dance with Bobby Long either. I think he’s pretty do-able. 😉 Okay, so Rob is 1-4 and Bobby can be my number 5.

      • Rob is the only one on my list….a few years ago I liked Ashton Kutcher, but it wasn’t the same…

    • Well I joke around with my hubby that Rob’s the only guy that I would leave him for. So he already knows. Just don’t know how I’m gonna explain that to my little daughter! 🙂

  7. I would without a doubt watch a Rob sex tape. Even if it’s…ick…Kristen in it. Hopefully he would make her wear a long wig. I just can’t deal with mullet sexin.

    Since I don’t have a significant other, I don’t have to worry about those questions. However, should an interesting man come along, he’ll know from the get go the Rob is number one on my list and if he wants to keep me, he’ll need to keep me away from one sparkling, dirty, British vampire.

    • Wig nothing. If it’s Kristen hopefully whoever markets the tape will have the sense to put a big ol’ bar over her head.

  8. 27 that’s still Normal. I would be relieved if I wasn’t so close to the PattinsonPants score.

    Oh and I’d get in a relationship with TomStu even if it didn’t get me any benefits with Rob.

    • Ditto.

  9. 15 points! I am on the low end of normal.

    “Does your heart flutter at the sound of a British accent?”

    Umm…. Whose doesn’t? My boss watches All My Children at lunch time and I love the dude who ran away with skinny girl ALL because of his accent. (I can’t remember names on that crapfest, sorry).

    *melts

    Glad to be normal once again! 😉

    • I melt for any British Isle accent. I’ve been known to be struck dumb by a Scottish, Irish, or Welsh accent too!

    • Yes I love British accent, I used to date an English guy and I’m telling you I could just listen to him talk all day….except of course when we were fighting!

      • Think there are women in any part of the world that say “It makes my panties drop when I hear a redneck speak”?
        I’m just wondering. Here we are, going goo-goo over Rob’s accent (btw, I, too require the panty change when he giggles), and I just can’t help but wonder if anyone ever says “OMG, it makes me melt when _______ says, “Hey feller, pass me that skoal can. Long cut.” Turns to friend, and squeals and says “He said ‘long cut’. That is so effing hawt”

  10. I answered Yes to leaving my beloved hubby for a man that can’t cook, can’t clean, doesn’t wash, doesn’t do laundry, doesn’t like children, builds hot pocket forts in his spare time (and I believe he does), who enjoys dumptster diving and who would prefer to hang out with the lads at Christmas than spend time at home with said girlfriend…….send the padded van to my house now!!!

    x

    • I would so leave my husband for Rob. Hubby can’t cook, can’t clean, doesn’t wash, doesn’t do laundry. So no big change there.

      Hot Pocket forts would be cozy with Rob!

    • Truth. Mr. Fursploded (who’s not bad to look at) gave me two beautiful children who he helps take care of right down to changing poopy diapers, he cleans the house (and cleans himself, daily), does laundry, dishes, pays all the bills, and adores me and said children and I would still have a fling with Rob. Poor Mr. Fursploded. He married a crazy, crazy woman. Good thing we’re only talking pretend here.

    • Haha, you’re funny. I’m sure Rob can make it up in other areas!!! I’d be his slave…let’s just put it this way, he can do whatever he wants with me.

  11. So, real life has been pestering me lately. There’s no way I couldn’t make time for this letter though. I scored an “Average LTR” girl – I am HONORED! And a little embarassed at how close I was to the Pattinson panties result…

    I’m so shocked by the poll results for the “Would you leave your S/O” question! I was kind of lying to myself when I answered… Maybe you girls were being honest. 😉

    • i think anonymity allows for REAL honesty!

      • …and that’s why I changed my name.

    • Yep, anonymous is the way to go. I answered yes too, I’m human and a very hormonal one, I’d be lying if I said I won’t want a chance with HHH.

  12. so… I just discovered that I am jealous of Kristen. I didn’t want to admit it before, but this quiz made the reality sink in… I wouldn’t watch a Rob sex vid if his costar (would-be lover… *grumble*) was in it. I mean, I thought I just found her unlikable, but my fervent NO!!!!! to question 2 removed all doubt.

    I’m a jealous crazy person!

    Thanks for the reality-check, dudette. 🙂

    • I didn’t realize I was jealous until recently as well – After I saw this…

      Yep. Jealous. But I’d still watch the tape. And cringe the whole time.

      • That pic is from the devil. Maybe if she didn’t look so damn smug I wouldn’t have the overwhelming urge to snatch the extensions out of her hair and choke her with them…..but I def watch the tape. I need help.

        • Maybe the LTR girls who scored over 13 and over can get a discounted group rate for counseling?

        • Even though I know it isn’t…that picture looks like a total manip. I think it’s because of the lighting. She looks all bronze and healthy and he looks like death. Maybe that’s what happens if you kiss KStew, your life force disappears…

          • I’m working on a theory that she’s actually a dementor.

          • Nice HP reference!!

      • Yes I’m jealous too!

      • Don’t be so sad about that pic. That is over 1 year old. That was when he was still possibly asking her to marry him & she was all “but I have a boyfriend.” Now she’s available aka – not interesting. That’s my theory anyway!

  13. I only scored a 12. That means I’m damn good at hiding my level of insanity.. err, I mean fandom..

    Go for the second dress, UC. It’s way too cute!

    And make Modcloth stop torturing me by flashing up photos of the most awesome boots ever that are out of stock!

    • they STILL didn’t get those back in stock? boooo modcloth!

  14. Would the sex tape be posted here? Cause as I have previously stated (yesterday) if it isn’t here I don’t know about it.

    And yes, I scored in the “Meh, I’m too busy” range.

    • of course we’d post it here! we’d probably hire a video editor to edit out whatever girl is with him too…!

      • UC – you are too good to us. Could you do it like a jibjab video so we could each insert our own faces?

  15. OH! And I have never gone to the ModCloth site cause I’m lame and just haven’t…but now I must cause of two very good reasons…

    1) the clothes are freaking SUPER cute
    2) the cost is amazingly reasonable

    Thanks for making me look at your options…and I like all those dresses!!! Especially the second one, you would be a seriously sassafras sex-pot in it!!

    • loveee modcloth! glad you finally went!

    • loveee modcloth! glad you finally went!

    • loveee modcloth! glad you finally went!

      • i was clearly VERy serious. as i sent that THREE times!

        • Clearly.

          • Modcloth also has wicked cute home goods. And now that they are having a sale I need to go browsing… damnit!

        • If I didn’t know better I’d swear you are wearing tweed.

  16. “Turtleneck” just made my morning. Maybe we’d all be better off leaving it in our imagination. But then again sometimes the truth hurts [I sure hope so].

    And I would do Bobby Long on tape and make Kristen and Rob watch it. He looks like a Teddy bear. Cougars love bears, right?

  17. I just stopped counting.
    Clearly I need to spend a couple of days in the quiet room.
    I anwered a resounding YES to whether I’d leave my Big Sexy for the skinny boy. Having admitted that, I have to qualify my answer. Big Sexy is hubby #3 for me anyway so I’m pretty good at moving along the the next one. If things didn’t pan out with me and the boy, meh…. wouldn’t be the first time. That being said I’m not sure that question holds as much signifigance for me as it does for those women who grow attatched to their spouses 😉

    • So can you tell me your secret for getting husbands? Is it like a magic trick or something? Hypnotic words?

      Cause whatever I’m doing just isn’t working.

      • I’m an F**ktard Magnet. You don’t want that particular gift Sass…you really don’t.

        I’m mostly kidding. Big Sexy seems to be okay for the most part…a damn site better than the other two but I’d still trade him in on the skinny brit in a hot second.

      • I’m a F**ktard Magnet…seriously, you don’t want that gift.

        I kid, Big Sexy is okay. definately the best out of the three but I’d def leave him sitting on his thumb for the skinny brit.

        • okay….what is going on here today??? I replied…waited…waited…waited….finally replied again now they’re both on here.

  18. 15! It feels so good to be normal!

    btw Since when is fake-dating TomStu a sacrafice worth 2 points? (I picked only Bobby Long btw, which I think should have given me 0 points, or minus 3, because I’d do it not to get to Rob)
    Nick Frankel should have send you straight to the third category.

    I also must admit something. First I answered no to #6, #7 and #8. But then, I looked at sad Rob and the caption…*sigh* I’m such a weakling, but it made me answer yes to #7. And now I’m shamefully running to the store in order to make my boyfriend a really nice dinner.

    • I just didn’t take the quiz because even thinking seriously about leaving my bf for Rob poses such complicated moral dilemmas…

    • Btw you buy dress #2, UC, and we would almost be twinners. I emailed you the proof.

    • Same thing happened to me! I had to cover up Sad Rob with my hand so I could think straight and answer the question honestly!

  19. yay! i’m normal! that being said…praying and fasting for a sex tape. and yeah, i want it to be with kristen. because a: i have a small girlcrush on her and b: let’s face it, great onscreen chemistry will probably translate to home video too. that shit would be hot!

  20. I scored a 35. After I finish posting I’m going to turn myself in to the authorities.

    The only one I hesitated at was # 6-would I leave my s/o for Rob. Really I don’t think that’s a valid question, because c’mon Rob, I know you just want to screw me, not marry me, so why do I have to leave my DH? Hmm?

    UC, I LOVE the third dress-you should totally buy it.And the coat to-yellow will draw Rob’s eye right to you.

    I hope they have computers in perv prison…

    • I’m joining you as well, I scored a 36!!!! I’m not even a *normal LTR* gal 😦

    • I’m joining you since I scored a 36! I’m not even a *normal LTR* gal 😦

      • so *not normal* I had to post it twice…..grrrrrr.

    • 35!!!! Wow you’re the queen!

      • The queen of stalkerish, unfaithful pervs? Actually I think there’s one person who admitted to having a higher score.

  21. oh Dear, I got 29. 29 is too close to 30. Damn!
    Ok, I wont freak out, 29 is still normal, and well, I am normal… normally in love with a British boy very very far away but normal.
    I am freaking out. jijijijijiji.

  22. If Rob has his sad face when asking me to leave my significant, I may, might, could seriously consider it!
    Especially if he smiles with his crooked smile just after…Sigh!

    I don’t think I would watch a sex tape with him. Just in case he is not good on it or looks creepy! Want to keep my fantasies alive.

    The Actress Studio Dress is perfect UC!

  23. and P.S. I love ModCloth…even though it would take a lot of Crisco, Spanx and maybe even a little bit of lypo-dissolve to fit into anything they sell. Cheers to you UC that you can just buy stuff online in your size and trust that it will fit when you get it.

  24. Yes, Yes I would watch a sex tape with him in it no matter the circumstances. I hope it has me in it and he is so passionate he falls off the bed in it. 🙂

    • I ♥ this!

  25. This is the only place in the world where I would be considered Normal. Just fyi.

    • Ditto! Again.

    • It’s fun to pretend.

  26. I only scored 17 points. I guess I’m “normal.” And to be honest, there’s a lot of fanfiction that are so well written :-).

    Would I leave my SO to be with Rob? That’s a tough question. I guess if my marriage is not great, I would. We have a daughter and I wouldn’t want my daughter to get caught in the mess. However, if Rob really got interested in me, well I’d be praying that my marriage would fall apart so I could be with him! Is that bad? I’m being honest here. I think I need a drink now.

    Regarding the tape, that’s another hard one. I’d be too curious and I would probably take a peek but I won’t sit to watch the entire thing.

  27. This is the only place in the world I would be considered Normal. Just fyi.

    (I tried to post this already, but I got some kind of server error. If it ends up posting twice, my apologies for being a technotard)

  28. Would I watch a Rob sex tape?

    HELLZ YEAH!!
    I would watch it over and over on a permanent loop.
    I would burn it to a DVD.
    I would put it on my iPhone and watch it all day.

    I would superimpose my face, Jib-Jab style in place of whoever it was. Even with the creepy night vision eyes.

    I would send out copies of that as my Christmas card.

    So, I think that answers question #6.

    Would I leave my significant other for Rob??
    Uhhh duh. In a frikken heartbeat!

    • You go Heine gal 😉

    • just made the jib-jab comment above & thought I was being so clever and here you made it over 6 hours ago. D’oh!

      • great minds think alike! JIB-JAB!!!!

  29. 23!!! Totally normal.

    Although I did pause when asked if I would leave my SO for Rob, I said No. Affair, sure. All over that. But then I thought about it from my husband’s perspective. I think he’d be ok with it. Can you imagine the child support he would be entitled to? Like Rob’s answer for Jacob or Edward … “Edward’s wealthier.” Smarts.

  30. Ah my post dissapeared. Anyway I scored a 17 so I guess I’m in the normal range. Yipee!

    Would I leave my SO? That’s a tough call. We have a daughter…hmm. I don’t know. I guess I would if hubby and I are having marital problems. Perhaps I would be praying we were having marital problems if it meant I would be with Rob. Crazy and sounds terrible! Is this bad? Ughhh. Damn you Rob for making me feel this way!

    Regarding the sex tape, I don’t think I want to watch it. However if it’s laying around in my house I would be very, very curious and I may take a peek!

  31. Ah my post dissapeared. Anyway I scored a 17 so I guess I’m in the normal range. Yipee!

    Would I leave my SO? That’s a tough call. We have a daughter…hmm. I don’t know. I guess I would if hubby and I are having marital problems. Perhaps I would be praying we were having marital problems if it meant I would be with Rob. Crazy and sounds terrible! Is this bad? Ughhh. Damn you Rob for making me feel this way!

    Regarding the sex tape, I don’t think I want to watch it. However if it’s laying around in my house I would be very, very curious and I may take a peek!

  32. Huh, didn’t know that. But I guess it’s true then. I like you guys better then Rob. 😉

  33. 23!!! Totally normal.

    Although I did pause when asked if I would leave my SO for Rob, I said No. Affair, sure. All over that. But then I thought about it from my husband’s perspective. I think he’d be ok with it. Can you imagine the child support he would be entitled to? Like Rob’s answer for Jacob or Edward … “Edward’s wealthier.” Smarts.

  34. I honestly don’t know if I could watch a sex tape of Rob and still love him like I do now. Because let’s be honest… people having sex, that is just a funny sight. I probably could never see another picture of him without bursting into frantic giggles.

    • I also prefer the perfect lighting, timing and atmosphere of fake moviesex. I’d choose a smexy Rob movie over a real sextape.

  35. He’s on my freebie list. Maybe not Number 1…but there nonetheless and staying.

    I feel like Sam and Bobby are pretty hot in their own right so I couldn’t use them. Well, I mean unless demanding they sit and play their guitar and sing for me…..naked…..is USING. Use, schmuse. I just have a love for all things musical(and tall British men with a great sense of humor).

    I drank Heineken when Rob was still a leash kid. And I’ve always liked the bad boys. So he’s not made me like anything I haven’t always gravitated towards. Wait! Younger men. I always go older..so he’s the first younger guy I’ve ever thought was THAT hot. Whew, I was feeling like a horrible fangirl there for a skinny minute.

    Thanks for the second picture. A little Tuesday morning brightness. That picture is 17 different kinds of HOT. I think I’d give him anything if he looked like that and said please. Hell, even “now” would work instead of please.

    • There is a certain desperate longing in his face in that pic, like he’s saying “Please, don’t go…” That’s right Rob, YOU’RE begging ME to stay. I’ll think about it…

  36. I scored a soild 27. That’s a Gold medal, right?
    I didn’t need the quiz to point out I may have a more than passing affection for Rob. I think my Robporn filled hard drive, binders full of FF, closet door picture shrine and playlist of random Rob quotes, pretty much secures my place in line at the Pattinson Home for Rob-lunatics.

  37. clearly, as you’ve noticed… wordpress is hating us today…. if you post something, wait a few minutes & then try to reload the page- it SHOUlD post!

    I’m loving the honesty today! That’s Normal!

    • WordPress told me my post was gone so I posted again. Sorry.

    • I NEED a “That’s Normal” shirt to wear for opening night.

      Why the necessity? Because I am going in with some of my fellow weirdo fans to rent a theater. We will be watching Twilight first and then New Moon at midnight. And that is sooooo normal.

      p.s. – Any girls in the Connecticut area interested? Let me know! No screaming teeny boppers alowed. I can’t hear myself squee over them…

      • SOO fun! we’re working on them. seriously!

        • AWESOME! I will wear mine proudly like the (normal) dork that I am even though no one around here will know what it means.

        • I want one!!! I’ll pay the shipping!

      • Katie S, where in the CT area? I’m flying from Seattle to visit my bestie in Westchester County to see New Moon together (totally NORMAL that I’m flying cross-country), and we bought tickets for Sat night in Danbury, CT. Is that anywhere near you? Because I might change my ticket to see Twi and NM in a theater with real adults. I can handle the squeeing better from us normal fans.

  38. He’s on my freebie list. He might not be Number 1 but he’s there, nonetheless. And he’s staying.

    Sam and Bobby are hot in their own right. I couldn’t use them…unless demanding they play guitar and sing to me(naked) is using. Use, schmuse. I just have a love for all things musical.(and tall, British men with a great sense of humor.)
    I drank Heineken when Rob was still a leash kid. I’ve always gone for the bad boys, too. Only thing he’s made me like is younger men.

    And thank you for the second pic! Sunshine on this cloudy day. I would give him whatever he wanted if he looked like THAT and said please.
    Hell, he could say “Now!” and I’d give him anything, too.

    I’ll watch a solo sex tape should it come out. That is the better option for my eyes.

    • Aaarrgh – a solo sex tape! Nooo – that’s 100 kinds of kinky right there – just buy Little Ashes on DVD and watch HHH doing it solo in Dali-guise. Eugh – I’d soooner watch him get it down with Kristen in a shaky fan-shot 5-minute you-tube vid.

      I’m with the fangirl who’d rather watch beautifully lit, faked-up movie sex Rob with some pretty Hollywood babe – Not KBitch and def not Miss Toe Thumbs (and especially not with Paris Hilton – eugh).

      Anyway, he’ll be back with TomStu soon and the nearest we’ll get to a sex tape is the two of them falling drunk out of some club in Knightsbridge at 3am.

  39. I scored 22 points and I would totally watch that tape! 🙂

  40. I scored 22 points and I would totally watch that tape! 🙂

  41. 27. my moral compass came into play on the would you date so and so to get close to him. i dont use people like that. now if i happened to be getting it on with so and so and rob showed some intrest id drop so and so like a bad habit. but i wouldnt intentionally seek someone out so that i could use them and lose them.

  42. I got a 13, just this side of Normal, whew!!

    • which side is that LPB? Cause I don’t think you really want to be on this side…This side being on the side I’m on. Of course we have lots of Vodka on this side so that’s a plus.

      • I’m really starting to like your side….

        • It’s fun…not real healthy, but fun.

          • Well, we can work out or something…..

  43. I scored a solid 27! That’s a Gold medal right?
    I didn’t need the quiz to tell me that I have a more than passing affection for the perfection that is Robert Pattinson.

    My Robporn filled hardrive,binders full of FF, closet door picture shrine and the playlist of random Rob quotes on the ipod, should be enough to secure my place at the Pattinson Home for Rob-lunatics.

    Wait, did someone mention a sex tape? I’ll bring the tequila!

  44. I got a 13, just this side of Normal….

  45. Would you watch [the sex tape]?
    YES
    Would you watch it if Kristen was the girl?
    YES. Who cares who the girl is? I would watch it if Oprah was the girl.

    a. Would you pay to see it?
    NO
    b. Would you throw a party & watch it with your friends? While eating snacks?
    YES
    c. Would you watch it with a man in your life?
    LOL…maybe…

    a. Are you now a little nicer to the homeless because of how Rob often looks homeless? LOL…Nope…sorry 😀

    b. Did you hate the look of plaid before but now find it endearing?
    LOVED plaid pre-Rob, him wearing it just confirm that I’ve got awesome taste. 😀

    c. Do you now drink Heineken “just because” he does?
    NOPE, I hate beer, but I’d snog him even if he tasted like beer. I’m great with compromise.

    d. Have you bought any of the books on his pretentious book-reading list and pretended to like it? But actually hated it?
    Oh please…I had already read all the books on his reading list, before they were on his reading list. You’re so passee when it comes to books Rob.

    e. Does your heart flutter at the sound of a British accent?
    *sigh* Oh Rob…say bouffant again *faint*

    f. Do you think of Rob while you’re with someone who isn’t Rob in bed?
    Ammm…I refuse to answer that without a lawyer present.

    6. Somehow you meet Rob and he wants to be with you, would you leave your significant other for him?
    Unfortunately NO.

    7. If you answered “no” above, would you seriously consider leaving your significant other?
    I would photoshop wedding pics with me and Rob and practice signing my last name as Pattinson. Is that a YES?

    8.would you consider just having a quick fling with Rob then going back to your significant other?
    So tempting…consider-YES; actually do-NO

    9. Would you get in a relationship with one of following in order to get close to Rob?
    EWW! NO! Gross and weird. But I would smooch Marcus, just cause he’s cute.

    Score:20

    It IS normal to have a graduate degree in english from a prestigious school and say “wow, that fan fiction was well-written.” ROFL! THANK YOU! (English is spelled with a capital ‘E’ btw)

  46. Good Lord, I’m an idiot. If any Powers That Be would like to delete several hundred of my repeating posts, that would be swell with me…..

  47. Ok, so I scored in the “Normal” range, but I own a “Beardward” dress! I think my results may be off.

    Love the post and please post the sex tape when it becomes avaliable, Thanks!

    • WTH is a Beardward dress? Does that come with its own Cullen Smile? Images of you in your “Oh No Dad” plaid shirt with a belt round it’s waist spring to mind.

      • Yes!! an “Oh No Dad” plaid shirt with a belt and slap some pics of “beardward” across your breasts and you have your very own “Beardward” dress! Kinda like Pattinson Pants only better! I always feel better with Rob plastered across my boobs. Thats what she said.

        Sending you a Cullen Smile! 🙂

  48. Apparently, I am pleasantly normal. I like that, and accept it as so.

  49. Being NORMAL is over-rated, but alas I am NORMAL. The end.

  50. Sex Tape? A big YES….

    although I can actually see a sex tape of him….with me…every single night…
    I guess it’s because I have seen already “too”, sorry I have to correctmyself, SO much of him, I feel like I know his body really good…if-you-know-what-i-mean…….there are not sooo many secrets anymore…

    Leave my beautiful and oversexy bf for Rob?
    YES!
    Better solution: I will have them BOTH!

    • Sorry for my mistakes, I feel a big headache today…


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