Dear Rob,
Did you wake up this morning and scream “AH” because you thought TomStu put a big black-haired monster in bed next to you as a Halloween joke? But then you calmed down because you realized it was just Kristen in her redneck Halloween costume? Then you screamed again because you realized the mullet wasn’t a costume and still hadn’t grown out? I understand. And I’m here to save you cuz I heard your final scream of panic that was louder the one you had for the monster and the mullet all the way here in Pennsylvania. You’re right. You did forget Halloween. But I’m here to save the day.
It won’t cost you a lot. It won’t take you a lot of time. No, no…. you have so many Halloween costumes right in your hotel room- just take a look around at the items you’ve stolen from the many sets you’ve been on, hotels you’ve stayed in or tourist attractions you’ve visited. You could go as:
Waiter at a Seafood Restaurant: You already have the lobster hat (and I’m sure you stole this lobster bib). If you want to work at some-sort of theme restaurant, you already know the words to “Nacho-Nacho Man” so you can sing it while serving the apps.
Psychiatrist on a first-name basis with the sales reps at Harris Tweed: All you’d have to do is add those leather patches to the elbows of your Edward coat. You can improvise & cut out shapes from the brown bag from your latest liquor store run. Then you can get it on with your hot patient on your psychiatrist couch. Guess who I am dressing up as for Halloween? (Hint: I need a prescription for Prozac)
Marcus Foster: This one is really easy. Go to that big mound of dirty laundry on your floor. Dig underneath. Keep digging. Keeeeeep diggin. There. See that shirt? Yes the one Marcus left on your floor a few months back. Shake it out. Febreeze that bad boy. Put it on. Bam- you’re Marcus. If you really want to perfect the look, spend a few minutes googling images of weasels and imitate them.
See, Rob? I saved the day. Now why don’t you steal Carlisle’s scrubs and lab coat and you can be Dr. Love. I’ll be the patient
Trick or Treat!
Love,
UnintendedChoice
Follow the jump for a special surprise:
Have you seen Jimmy Fallen’s Halloween Rob Pattinson vid yet? If not, enjoy this as your hween treat from us. If so, enjoy it again because we have no other treats:
Vodpod videos no longer available.What else could Rob be for Halloween!? There are countless ideas. He’s stolen SO much…
Thanks Brookie & Moonie for your help!
Letters to Rob 
“Then you screamed again because you realized the mullet wasn’t a costume and still hadn’t grown out?”
I ❤ this!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
By: fangbanger06 on October 31, 2009
at 8:12 am
lounge singer?..and is it just me or does that pumpkin look eerily like k-stew? i mean the grumpy eyebrows, the snarl…drunk/scared rob in her mouth (thatswatshesaid)…..
or maybe im just mean, sleep deprived and jacked up on pain-killers…. in other words, just another halloween…
have a good one guys…!!!! 🙂
By: Illegalwolflover on October 31, 2009
at 8:29 am
Happy Halloween!
My advice to Rob for an easygoing costume:
Put on a mullet wig, make a knot in your shirt, try (!) to do a grumpy face expression…
eh voila….you ARE the perfect Kristen….:-)
By: robgirl86 on October 31, 2009
at 8:32 am
He could take a shower and go as Zac Efron :o)
By: rufa on October 31, 2009
at 8:49 am
But that would require man bangs. Ew. Epic Fail!
By: Robinn on October 31, 2009
at 2:20 pm
He used to have them once, (How To Be) he could sport them again. (Or just comb his unwashed hair over his face! Voilà! Man bangs!)
By: MariaCecilia on October 31, 2009
at 6:55 pm
If he’s taken the wardrobe from past films, I’m sure none of us would be adverse to repeat appearances by Art or Daniel Gale (especially heinous clothes in this one)!!!!
Is that picture of him in the lobster bib real? if so, I find it really funny!
Happy Halloween everybody!
By: drsaka on October 31, 2009
at 8:58 am
yes! leaked from vanity fair!
By: unintendedchoice on October 31, 2009
at 9:58 am
I like the multitasking he’s doing in the picture- corn-on-the-cob in one hand and a familiar green bottle that he’s drinking from in the other. And the bib is adorable!
By: drsaka on October 31, 2009
at 1:02 pm
On second thought, I hope that he doesn’t have the wardrobe from the ‘zygote Rob’ photo shoots. Though, it would be really really scary!
By: drsaka on October 31, 2009
at 9:01 am
Yeah.. Too bad he can’t go as Zygote anymore. He’s got (painted) abs now.
But KStew can.
By: gizmo on October 31, 2009
at 9:33 am
Bahahahahahaha…fall off my chair, that was sooo funny!
By: robgirl86 on October 31, 2009
at 9:46 am
Rob could just shave and go as Zoolander…
Blue Steel!
By: poochimama on October 31, 2009
at 9:16 am
Blue Steel – he did that at the oscars. He could dress up as Jimmy Fallon and get his revenge!
Or dress up as a bell-hop and escape his hotel for the evening by calling a cab for himself and driving off into the sunset.
By: Emma C. on October 31, 2009
at 9:30 am
better option for today:
Rob, take a plane, come back to Europe (ähmm ME!), we could both have a nice halloween party without halloween….
you don’t need a costume, you not even need clothes…come as you are this morning, it’s ok!
By: robgirl86 on October 31, 2009
at 9:38 am
After you’re done with him please send him over to Kentucky, alright darlin? 🙂
Hugs
Your sister-in-Rob
By: southernbelle on October 31, 2009
at 10:23 am
Hey good morning sis, be sure about it!
Sharing is caring!!!
Hugs back ❤
By: robgirl86 on October 31, 2009
at 10:50 am
A Fabreezed Weasel. Now that’s a Halloween Costume!
p.s. Is it normal that I want to have lots of sex and babies with Jimmy Fallon??
By: ItsLauraHoney on October 31, 2009
at 9:42 am
I dunno…would Rob really bother w/ Febreze? I would think he might like the lingering Marcus scent.
By: beth on October 31, 2009
at 9:58 am
So right…and by the way, I bet 100%, he really doesn’t know what is Febreze! Fever? Breeze?
I can immagine his face expression…..hahaha, Clare for sure, didn’t taught him!
By: robgirl86 on October 31, 2009
at 11:16 am
I think you’d win that bet! Since he doesn’t seem to know what laundry is anyway, why would he know what this product is?
By: drsaka on October 31, 2009
at 1:03 pm
Rob please dress up as Cedric Diggory please!!!!
Or as Harry Potter! 🙂
By: southernbelle on October 31, 2009
at 10:20 am
….oh yeah…as Harry Potter in his last role as “naked Daniel Ratcliffe”!!! ❤
By: robgirl86 on October 31, 2009
at 11:48 am
He could be a Hot Pocket!! I’m sure he has enough left over HP boxes to fasten them together to make some sort of collage/billboard ensemble.
By: Sharpie on October 31, 2009
at 10:25 am
He could borrow quite a few boxes from his fort!
By: Robinn on October 31, 2009
at 2:22 pm
I love that lobster pic!!! Is that corn he’s holding in one hand? Haha! Classic! Corn and lobster?
If I was there I would have wiped his mouth with that bib :-). So cute,uhmmmm.
By: southernbelle on October 31, 2009
at 10:38 am
He should totally don a flesh-tone body suit and go as a young Dali…tuck perfected! Seems a waste of talent not to put that to use. Draw on a handlebar mustache and he’s good to go!
By: swansong on October 31, 2009
at 10:48 am
Rob, put on your Oscars tux and come pick me up-we’ll go as prom dates. And later, I may even let you “de-flower” me…you know, just for the sake of costume authenticity. 😉
By: Kendall on October 31, 2009
at 10:58 am
Ohhh, another fine costume..
…as the little Jesus-baby…lying naked on his FUR all the day….
By: robgirl86 on October 31, 2009
at 11:03 am
Haha, you crack me up! 🙂
By: southernbelle on October 31, 2009
at 11:11 am
Rob’s so famous now he IS a costume.
By: Shleeeigh on October 31, 2009
at 11:07 am
Yah I know, I’ve seen some guys copying his style. 🙂
By: southernbelle on October 31, 2009
at 11:10 am
Today is a day of many costume ideas…UC your LTR today inspires me a lot…
I’m thinking about Rob-Longstocking…
a) a red wig (dye the mullet wig for the Kstew costume !)
b) some nice freckles…(you can reuse the Edward-sparkle-dots…)
c) a horse (Kstew has to come with…)
d) and a monkey man….hello Kellan!
By: robgirl86 on October 31, 2009
at 11:32 am
I wonder if Rob would ever consider doing one of those skits with Jimmy… I think that would be funny and hell!
Bothered much
thanks for the giggles!
Happy Halloween everyone!
By: Kelly on October 31, 2009
at 11:41 am
“sweetened lard pellets”. That’s so funny!! I wish we could wake up in the morning to pap pics of Rob at a Halloween party.
Drunk Rob in costume is always a WIN.
Happy Halloween LTR-ers.
By: lovemesomecullens on October 31, 2009
at 12:08 pm
Dali
By: Janetrigs on October 31, 2009
at 12:27 pm
bovvered. that’s gold. though it automatically makes me think of catherine tate, of course. am i bovvered? i’m not bovvered!
rob could get a spray tan and go as jacob, I wonder if that would cause any team switches for halloween night only?
By: cledbo on October 31, 2009
at 12:41 pm
bahahahhaha…
i keep thining of Ross and his spray tan….Rob seems like a guy who’d count “one missisippi…” in his sexy brit accent…
By: Illegalwolflover on October 31, 2009
at 8:25 pm
“Pumpkins are dumb fat squashes!”
LMAO
By: leahcyr on October 31, 2009
at 12:44 pm
“I can’t think of a better middle finger than getting that in a bag for Halloween!”
ROTFLMAO!
By: Jena on October 31, 2009
at 3:07 pm
Rob should go as a sparkly peen…then we could la, la, la, lick him like a lolly-pop! Tasty.
By: misty on October 31, 2009
at 3:08 pm
Jimmy Fallon you are a riot! (i could watch these all day), as for mr P’s costume,i have a feelin little miss kstew won’t even let him come out and trick or treat tonight (sooo sad) but he can always put on a wet blanket cuz that’s all he’s been for awhile.
By: tc crackn up inthe oc on October 31, 2009
at 3:10 pm
Monster Mash with Robbie, Stewie, TomStu AND
a special guess for your halloweenie viewing pleasure. – cheers, Hermes
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By: Hermes on October 31, 2009
at 5:05 pm
oops try the monster mash with Robbie here.
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/QtuGwMfLpBX7FtH8
By: Hermes on October 31, 2009
at 5:06 pm
Gave you a thumbs up and thanking you for that. Just made a video of me and my 3 best grade school girls (along w/ the deceased M. Jackson) to send out. Priceless!
By: beth on October 31, 2009
at 10:55 pm
I think he should go as the dumpsterman, lugging a miniature dumpster with him, nicely padded on the inside for immediate viewing pleasure. Who wants to be the first to take the tour? 🙂
By: MariaCecilia on October 31, 2009
at 7:00 pm
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By: Top Posts « WordPress.com on November 1, 2009
at 8:36 pm
haha, i actually had a trick or treater who was Dr. cullen. i like freaked out on her, she was a bit scared especially since i was dresses as minnie mouse and was screaming “twilight!” at her
By: meagaloo on November 2, 2009
at 9:37 pm