You know when you’ve be apart from someone you love for so long that you start to forget what they look like? And in your memories they just become a blurry face? Well, yea that’s happening. It’s been 23 days since we last saw your mug during the whole Elevatorgate 09 shenanigans. It’s like you rode up that elevator and never came back down. And now you’re becoming nothing but a distant memory to me. I’m even wearing my Team Jacob (Cause Edward Bites) shirt in protest! What have you done to me?!
I’m gonna stop beating around the bush here, I’ve got nothing left to talk about. I don’t care about Robsten anymore, I still don’t know what Remember Me is about, I’ve given up trying to figure out stains, holes and other questionable stuff on your clothes and I’VE GIVEN UP! I’m just here waiting, hoping, checking the webs for any sign of your face. And like Meredith Grey said: I’m just a girl and you’re just a boy but I love you so I’m asking you to pick me, choose me, LOVE ME! Ok, well maybe not but how about you just show you choose me by coming out of hiding!
And I know we’ve said you need to make us WANT it (that’s what she said) and you need to make us miss you. Well, mission freaking accomplished cause I miss you. I just wrote a prayer to you on Twitter and I’m sitting here wearing a Team Jacob shirt, listening to Taylor Swift and watching videos of them, dissecting their lingering hand holding with UC. This is my rock bottom Rob, I got nothing left!
They say if you build it they will come, but we’re switching it up and we’re gonna blog it:
Absence is making the heart grow sadder,
So should we take bets on WHEN Rob will be seen next? What will he be doing? What will he be wearing? Have you given up yet?