Dear Rob-

We love when we can find videos that focus on some of our favorite parts about YOU! You know stuff like your laugh, your hair, you funny faces, your shiteous nikes, your love of Tomstu, ya know the regular things people love about you! So when we found these we knew they had to be shared. And it just so happens they have to do with your head. That’s what she said!

Happy Sunday!
Themoonisdown

Your hair… and that nervous twitch where you’re always touching it…

Cause we haven’t heard a terrible Savage Garden song in a while… Sorry!

and what he uses to cover it up…

Nope, not those NY caps or the lobster baseball hat but the infamous beanie!

The bonus…

and what the heck, why not a little moon extra from me to you…Since it’s Sunday bliss out and take it easy with a sweet little video set to “Fade into you” by Mazzy Star cause who doesn’t love this song and who doesn’t love when it’s coupled with black and white pictures of Rob!?

Do you have any favorite videos focused on just one page of Mr. Pattinson? Share them!

Have a good one yall!

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Dear Rob,

Today is obvious day. I am going to state some obvious things. And you will hear a resounding chorus of a collective “Duh” from LTR readers all across the world:

You are Sexy (Duh)

You are heartbreakingly handsome in Black & White (Duh)

You are Adorkable (Duh)

You are….. this (Duh)

Sigh… oh Rob….why do you do this to me us?

I think I owe you a big “Thank you” kiss from every woman in the world. (Duh- oh wait… is that just me that finds my kissing Rob obvious?)

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Saturdays are the best days. Short, Sweet, Sexy & Simple:

The Forum is fun on Saturdays
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Dear Rob-

Yo babe, get me a cheesesteak wit some wiz! Bada bing bada boom!

Since we’re rolling down the Rob shame spiral this week with all kinds of non sense concerning you, I thought I’d continue the trend. You’ve pretty much disappeared since arriving in Vancouver and it’s been a bit of a relief. I was talking with Ashley one of my LA twi co-horts in crime the other night, yea she is the gal who was with me when we saw you and La Stew get into the cab last Thursday, and we both talked about being glad you had left LA because we didn’t know if our hearts, wallets and nerves could take any more run-ins or chase-downs with you. And though we never got to “meet” you it still got me wondering what if I met you one day and it you did/said/had something that was a total buzzkill. What if you were one of my deal breakers? Some friends and I call things that would make us break up with someone/not date them called “Deal Breakers.” So I hit the Twitters and compiled some of the very best deal breakers out there…

• Moon: 1. Puka Shell Necklaces 2. listens to crappy music like Creed or Nickelback 3. Wears Ed Hardy

• UC: a real guido in real life. wife beaters with chest hair sticking out and a gold chain

• Pange: Gold bracelets on men

• VickyB: Crocs

• Pinkfluffgirl: sandals with socks. Crew socks with running shoes and shorts. Short Sleeve Dress Shirts

• Freya: Tight-ass Wranglers. I don’t need a topographical map to your junk. If I’m interested, I’ll find it.
  

Follow the cut for more Deal Breakers! And we find out what Jorts are!

Dear Rob-

You can no longer deny it! After these pictures came out I knew it was true, you guys are together. It must be sweet relief after all these months to finally be together, out in public, touching and not caring what other people think anymore!

Yup that’s right we finally have picture proof that you’re together…

(NEW BUTTON! Open this is new window and use it when I say HIT IT!)

Cause I’m a tease, follow the cut to see all the juicy secrets finally revealed in public…

R U a F-A-K-E L-E-S-B-I-A-N?

Dear Rob,

I recently read via a very credible source (showbiz spy via the national enquirer) that someone told them that you just can’t stop texting Kristen. This friend of yours (who must’ve swiped your AT&T wireless bill) said you text her upwards of 400 times a month. WHOA. That’s like 13.3333 times a day and 4,300 times a year.

After I read that, I pondered it for like 13.3333 seconds wondering, “What in the world does he text Kristen about? Does she text him back? Are they texts of friendship or are they texts of love? Who could have 4,300 texts worth of stuff to say to Kstew annually?” Then I realized it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what you text her. I have been cyber-stalking you since November, and I do pride myself on knowing every little detail about your life (wait? Is that pride? Or 1st-hand embarrassment?)

Here is a chronological sampling of some of the 8,400 texts you’ve probably sent Kristen in the last 21 months or so:

H-E-Y uh hello? Operator? I'm trying to text...

“Hey it’s me Rob. Good to meet you. I hope I get the part. Put in a good word”
“Rob Pattinson…? From the audition an hour ago….?..at Catherine’s house…?”

“It was really good talking to you about the existential meaning of Stephenie Meyers’ work of literature”
“Oh. Yeah, I thought it was pretty bad too…”

“Fun hanging out with you tonight. Wish we could’ve had more time alone. Also wish Nikki didn’t barf on my nikes”

“Wait. You have a boyfriend?”

“Bella, it’s me Edward”

I F-o-u-n-d G-o-d

“Tell me the truth. Who is handsomer- me or Michael?”

“found a shirt in the trash outside the airport SCORE”

“you should leave Mike for me”

“do you think the new director will re-hire that small Indian kid? What was his name?”

“I wanna try one thing…”
“I know you said to stop. Sorry. I really promise this time not to ever say that again”

“Sorry….i usually last longer than it takes to type this text…”

“Skipped showering again today, you?”
“Yeah, I knew it. Saw a pap pic. Wanted 2c if u’d admit it”

“please? i swear I won’t leak them on the internet”

“have you seen my pants?”

Mom. I tried to text back but it took me 10 minutes. I lost Tom

“wanna have sex after rehearsal?”
“K then..wanna get hot pockets after rehearsal?”
“try out my room’s microwave?”

“i got a new shirt”
“yeah. thought you wouldn’t notice. It’s not new. It’s Marcus’ ”

“just got to The Coug. Are you here yet?”
“Oh. it’s The Couve?”

“Check out- naked pics of Ash! Haha. Kellan paid me $25 bucks to send them in anonymously. Stole them from Jackson”

Yeah… those sound right. Just 300-some variations of those every month. The only thing I can’t really get my head around is how in the world you figured out how to text on your old-school cell phone (the jitterbug, right?) I didn’t know those phones had that capability. Your fingers must really cramp up. And that’s usually a good thing…..

L-E-T-S  D-I-R-T-Y  T-E-X-T,
UnintendedChoice

Seriously. If this story is in anyway true, what in the world do you think Rob texts Kristen? Discuss below!

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Dear Rob,

I just sat through 2 hours of the Teen Choice awards and I have to say it: You are an amazing liar!

Delivered in perfect awkwardness off the script Stephanie and Manager Nick whipped up in the limo. Good job!

The whole thing was quite painful and godawful but of course there’s nothing else on Mondays night TV besides never ending reruns of John and Kate Plus Eight and that might just be a torture worse than this. But just barely… so here are a couple things I noticed during the whole thing that made it just slightly more bearable…

You on the red carpet

Choice Bromance! You should ask Jackson if you can borrow his Blu-blockers and Kellan if you can snag his shoes

Yup, still there

Rob: Damn this surfboards getting heavy and I need another Maker’s on the rocks this buzz is wearing off… hopefully this crazy bitch will shut her yap and carry it for me with her toe thumbs so I can hit the bar quick like

Rob: UC and Moon are on the phone, they think DrunkRob should help accept the 11 awards Twilight won, what do you guys think? Yup, ok DrunkRob is a go!

And to round out the night the obviously awesome folks at Gossip Cop must be huge Twihards/Robfans/LTR gals cause they made this:
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The Rob hair stroke counter of the night. Oh touch it one more time! That’s what she said!

Oh what a night it was Rob… just don’t ever make me do that again… or if you must please watch it with me and a house full of the good stuff.

LTR gals are the hottest hotties! (and that ain’t no lie!)
Themoonisdown

Don’t miss out on UC’s coverage of the Teen Choice Awards over at Letters to Twilight
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Dear Rob,

In celebration of Eclipse rehearsals starting this week, I decided to pull out some of the left-over Eclipse-quote RobPorn Zephyersky made us last week. Although these should hardly be called left-over. I saved the best for last. But before I kick us off, I gotta say: The night Zephyersky was helping me out last week, she sent me a list of quotes that Edward says in Eclipse. I swooned.  He’s so freakin’ romantic and I gotta break out that book again and remember why it was my favorite my first read-through. You’re gonna do a great job. I hope. If you don’t, I and 10 million hot, angry women are gonna kick your ass, but no pressure.

But then, as I looked at the amazing RobPorn she sent my way, the quotes took on a whole new meaning. It’s like I was reading Edward’s words totally out of context- I even messaged Zephyersky and said, “Was that quote really in Eclipse?” even though I had read the exact quote minutes before. So my question for us to ponder today, is Edward in Eclipse going to take on a whole new meaning for us since you’re playing him and, for lack of a better term, you’re so.freakin.hot.and.sexy.sometimes.i.can’t.breathe?

Edward is attentive, attractive, sensitive, sweet and romantic. You are hot, sexy, British, shy and awkward. Will Robward in Eclipse be a combination? Hot, sexy, romantic, attentive, possessive, old school American with the occasional British accent slip?

I dunno… All I know is that the following pictures after the jump gives Edward’s words a whole new meaning…

ABC, BBD, Eastcoast Family!

Dear Rob-

It’s been a wild and crazy weekend to say the least and I have a feeling we may just be gearing up for another round of the crazy at the Teen Choice Awards today! Oh heaven help us!

As seems to be the case with the fandom these days rumors are swirling and speculations abound… but then again I guess it’s showbiz and you signed up for that. So what do we think will be happening at the Teen Choice Awards tonight that we won’t get to see till tomorrow? Well I’ve heard lots of stuff going around let’s talk through some of these, shall we?

• You and Kristen “come out” as a couple – This is probably the one that makes me laugh the most because the idea of you “coming out” is hilarious. I hope TomStu is there to “come out” with you

• You don’t show up – WHAAAT?! Oh wait don’t tell anyone but I Rob-napped you off the red carpet and whisked you away to my secret lair in Los Angeles where I will take all kinds of crappy camera phone pictures of you in compromising positions with me and send them to UC

• Twilight wins all Awards – Even the ones you’re not nominated in. Like Choice female artist, Choice Bromantic Comedy and Choice Reality Show, cause why the heck not?! For my sake can you try to spice up these acceptance speeches? May I suggest a barbershop quartet of you, Taylor, Kellan and Cam singing “In the Forest” to the tune of “In the Jungle” (In the forest, the peaceful forest the werewolf sleeps toniiiiight! A weeema way a…)

• What will you wear? Please, please let it be another jacket from the Color Me Badd/Boyz II Men collection! How about red or maybe yellow this time around instead of that indigo one from the MTV movie awards?

Well whatever happens know we’ll be watching OR crashing the red carpet and cheering you and crew on, cause you know what Twilight needs? More fans!! You love my sarcasm!

Hush my Robbie don’t fear my Robbie the werewolf sleeps tonight!
Themoonisdown

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Dear Rob,

No matter who you might be at a hotel with. Or what you might be doing there (playing UNO & drinking margs?), I’ll forgive you for not being with me if you promise to look at me like this next time I come across you:

(Since I hear the sound of harps playing when I think of this moment in time, I’d prefer our soundtrack to be with a harpist instead of a piano)

And because we all need a little laugh:

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Short, sweet, simple…. Saturday!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Having a bummy Saturday? Proceed directly to the top of this post and watch the first video on loop for at least 20 min. This will ensure your day is spectacular!

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Dear LTRers,

It’s Friday. Thank God. We worked hard. We deserve a weekend to play hard. And by ‘play hard’ I mean sit around, check twitter and the blogs we love every five seconds to see if Rob has been seen again in LA and wait in anticipation for the Teen Choice Awards Monday night for the first time since we were, well, teens.  Today is the perfect day to crack open Rob’s mailbag and see what recent letters he’s received. Ready set read:

Birthday Wishes

Dear Rob,

Pass along this Birthday RobPorn to Kristin, will ya? Also I hate you for last night.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTIN! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH XO

Love,

UnintendedChoice & theMoonnisDown
Kristin is a forum mod & dear friend and is flying today, on her birthday, to meet Too_Far_Gone, a bff she met on LTR! Wish her a happy birthday!

Spunk

Dear Rob,

I need to tell you a story about something that happened to me. I am Norwegian. English is NOT my native language. I am a huge Twilight/Rob fan. I spend all my time being intrigued by the Twilight Phenomenon (read: obsessing over you). Sadly enough, it isn’t that big over here, and I’m quite alone at the moment, waiting for people my age to open their eyes and see the light. The upside is that since nobody gives a damn (and I have a government job), I have lots of time to fool around, procrastinate, make funny pics and buy anything Twilight-related on the internet. Hence my story. Since I’ve been 29 for a while, and for some other really good reasons, I decided to buy something that didn’t make me look like a Christmas Tree. On the opposite, I went for something subtle, something only the ‘insiders’ would get, but something that would still be a token of my love of anything RPattz. I ended up buying this:

As soon as the item was purchased I called my BFF, and told her about the catch. This was her reply:

BFF: Do you know what Spunk means?
Me: Uhh…yeah…like courage and determination, right?
BFF: (silence)
Me: (blushing) Does it mean something else?
BFF: ROFL (literally)

I hung up. I googled it. I died. Then I went home and complained to my boyfriend.

BF: Did you really not know what Spunk means? (smiling slyly)
Me: (more blushing) I’ve been made aware of it
BF: How is it possible NOT to know this (by now laughing his ass off)
Me: I’m innocent. I read like…the Classics. Not porn. I don’t even watch MTV, or wherever you guys pick up those words. So, I guess you’ll forbid me to use the tote (kinda hopeful)?
BF: Not at all. I might pretend I don’t know you, though.

I believe this would be a good time to hear you confirm that your decision to name yourself Spunk Ransom was derived from your love of Pippi Longstockings, and not…well, you know. You see, while I think of you as a true intellectual and lover of old sweet, Swedish children books, my friends are telling me that you are really just another 23-year-old guy with a stupid sex-joke. To save me from eternal ridicule, and for making it less shameful to wear my newly purchased “More Spunk” this summer, please confirm that Pippi Longstocking is the origin of Spunk Ransom.

Love,
Kjerstin/Team Buffy

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Mail day continues after the jump!