I just sat through 2 hours of the Teen Choice awards and I have to say it: You are an amazing liar!
Delivered in perfect awkwardness off the script Stephanie and Manager Nick whipped up in the limo. Good job!
The whole thing was quite painful and godawful but of course there’s nothing else on Mondays night TV besides never ending reruns of John and Kate Plus Eight and that might just be a torture worse than this. But just barely… so here are a couple things I noticed during the whole thing that made it just slightly more bearable…
Rob: Damn this surfboards getting heavy and I need another Maker’s on the rocks this buzz is wearing off… hopefully this crazy bitch will shut her yap and carry it for me with her toe thumbs so I can hit the bar quick like
And to round out the night the obviously awesome folks at Gossip Cop must be huge Twihards/Robfans/LTR gals cause they made this:
The Rob hair stroke counter of the night. Oh touch it one more time! That’s what she said!
Oh what a night it was Rob… just don’t ever make me do that again… or if you must please watch it with me and a house full of the good stuff.
LTR gals are the hottest hotties! (and that ain’t no lie!)