You can no longer deny it! After these pictures came out I knew it was true, you guys are together. It must be sweet relief after all these months to finally be together, out in public, touching and not caring what other people think anymore!
Yup that’s right we finally have picture proof that you’re together…
(NEW BUTTON! Open this is new window and use it when I say HIT IT!)
Cause I’m a tease, follow the cut to see all the juicy secrets finally revealed in public…
Yes, Rob Pattinson and Hugh Jackson are TOGETHER!
Notice the hugging, the touching, the OBVIOUS sex eyes! I mean obviously something went down in Japan and Summit has just been trying to keep them apart all these months. It must have been agony to finally meet that one person who rings your bell and then be forcefully torn apart by meddling studio overlords! The nerve!
The good news is you can’t keep a good Karaoke duet silent for long! Soon enough you two will be filming Unbound Captives and singing “Total Eclipse (Ahem) of the Heart” together in a dusty New Mexican dive bar while eating fry bread. Reunited and it feels SOOOO good!
Or wait… now that I’ve read this criteria and seen these pictures I’m beginning to rethink ALL your encounters Rob!! What about HER??!!
Yes, Rob Pattinson and Megan Fox are TOGETHER!!!
We all saw the Teen Choice Awards… How they hugged each other as they ascended the stairs to accept their his and hers Choice Hottie Awards. And she’s called him hot in several interviews. AND Her dress even looks like a ripped up version of one of his old (old) shirts! So it MUST be true!
(she SO looks like a Blow up doll in this pic)
And well if we’re going to continue going down this road I might as well add…
Rob Pattinson and MARCUS FOSTER are together!!
This might be the most damning evidence of all. If Twi-lore evidence legends hold true than both of them wearing the same shirt means they are secretly together and their only way of showing each other how much they care is by wearing the same shirt in public! Yes friends, if you love someone (secretly): wear their crusty shirt in public and that will mean true love forever! There’s no need to match up holes or look for tears this is the real deal yall!
Congratulations to Rob and ALL his lovers! I hope you are happy together for at least the next 2.5 months until you inevitably break up over who gets to wear the plaid shirt today.
Love is in the air!
PS I never met a sarcastic post I didn’t like!
SO what evidence did I miss?!
Source: Thanks for Pac games for their awesome awesome buttons and other random shit you need in your life! Pictures from Just Jared, Robsesseddr