It’s been a wild and crazy weekend to say the least and I have a feeling we may just be gearing up for another round of the crazy at the Teen Choice Awards today! Oh heaven help us!
As seems to be the case with the fandom these days rumors are swirling and speculations abound… but then again I guess it’s showbiz and you signed up for that. So what do we think will be happening at the Teen Choice Awards tonight that we won’t get to see till tomorrow? Well I’ve heard lots of stuff going around let’s talk through some of these, shall we?
- You and Kristen “come out” as a couple – This is probably the one that makes me laugh the most because the idea of you “coming out” is hilarious. I hope TomStu is there to “come out” with you
- You don’t show up – WHAAAT?! Oh wait don’t tell anyone but I Rob-napped you off the red carpet and whisked you away to my secret lair in Los Angeles where I will take all kinds of crappy camera phone pictures of you in compromising positions with me and send them to UC
- Twilight wins all Awards – Even the ones you’re not nominated in. Like Choice female artist, Choice Bromantic Comedy and Choice Reality Show, cause why the heck not?! For my sake can you try to spice up these acceptance speeches? May I suggest a barbershop quartet of you, Taylor, Kellan and Cam singing “In the Forest” to the tune of “In the Jungle” (In the forest, the peaceful forest the werewolf sleeps toniiiiight! A weeema way a…)
- What will you wear? Please, please let it be another jacket from the Color Me Badd/Boyz II Men collection! How about red or maybe yellow this time around instead of that indigo one from the MTV movie awards?
Well whatever happens know we’ll be watching OR crashing the red carpet and cheering you and crew on, cause you know what Twilight needs? More fans!! You love my sarcasm!
Hush my Robbie don’t fear my Robbie the werewolf sleeps tonight!