Presenting another great Fan Letter! (Update: A perfect term was used in the comments by vertigo to describe this post: Handporn– enjoy!)
Dear Rob,
(sigh…… **shaking my head**)
Robert, Robert, Robert…. What are we to do with you? You said something awhile back and it’s been bothering me ever since I read it. I have a compelling urge to set the record straight.
Hardwick, incidentally, says you have these “long, beautiful vampire fingers.”
RP: I think what she meant is: I have very weird hands. There’s a scene in the film where my character plays the piano, and I actually had to learn it myself because they couldn’t find a hand double that was convincing enough to match my weird fingers.” (March issue of Costco Connection)
What? WHAT? Weird fingers?! I don’t even know where to start, my man!
You absolutely, unequivocally, without a doubt have long, beautiful vampire fingers! Ah, ah, ah…. Don’t argue with me. I know hot, sexy fingers when I see ’em. I would like to state – on behalf of all of us fangirls out here – that your long, sexy fingers are definitely part of your appeal. Lest you think I’m making much ado about nothing, I offer up some photographic evidence documenting said sexy fingers.
See how those beautiful fingers stroke the piano keys, making all of the fangirls swoon…..
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Again, the long, sexy fingers stroke an instrument – this time guitar strings. More swooning….
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To quote Miss Swift: “But you’re just so cool… run your hands through your hair, absentmindedly makin’ me want you…”
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See how the fingers caress the microphone and gently touch your face…. (sigh…)
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And how the fingers play with each other….very sexy…
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Love the fingers here…what they’re doing, what they’re touching, how they look… **thud** The fangirls have had all they can take….
And Robert – dear, dear Robert – if all of this photographic evidence was not enough, all of us will look at these pictures and imagine these very fingers stroking, touching, playing, running through hair…
No, Robert. I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. There are many words to describe your fingers, but “weird” is definitely not one of them….
Hoping to someday see these marvelous fingers for myself,
Twigal
Thanks, Twigal! It’s Friday. We like Rob a lot on Fridays! Today is no different!