Rob answers your questions about Remember Me

Dear Rob,

I bet when you took that call from that Summit Exec (only because once when you were at a meeting he stole your phone and changed his name on your phone from “Exec at Summit- always ignore” to “Hot Pocket Delivery Truck”) asking you to answer a few fan questions from the Remember Me fan page on Facebook you had no idea you were going to be asked 4,461 questions. Well, you were. And that number is daunting. How do you pick just a few to answer? Do you just go with the first or last 20 because that’s the easiest? Maybe look for 20 that were obviously asked without the use of google translator? You’re a busy guy! Why should YOU be picking questions to answer anyway? You’ve got romantic getaways on cold islands to get to and pictures with shoe shirt little girls to take. Have no fear, I am here to save the day. I have picked out some of the best questions for you to answer, as well, as given you some answer options in case you’re really that lazy.

Andrew
By watching the trailer it looks like the story has multiple layers. What’s the story about?

You’re right. It does have multiple layers. There is a layer of confusion plus another layer of…I have no idea. I acted in it, I saw the trailer and even saw the final product and I’m still not sure what this movie is about. I think Moon was close with her guesses back in the summer. However, I notice your name is Andrew. Are you…. a guy! If so, how spectacular! I had no idea I had male fans! Let’s grab a pint sometime! And talk about boobs!

Holly
I love you Robert. (:

I don’t know how to answer this question

Yep. Just like real life

Fanny
Is the Remember Me story related in some way to your own life??? or the part that you play??

Yes. It’s quite a coincidence since it was written by two screenwriters who I didn’t meet until I signed onto the film, but that’s why I signed on. I read it and was like, “Holy S*it! They got me completely” It was kinda creepy actually… they even have Tyler wearing the same brand of underwear that I wear.. and he really loves microwavable food…. Anyway, yes, it is quite autobiographical. The love for 90s grunge clothes, food fights after sex and getting into bar brawls in the streets of New York City are completely Rob Pattinson moves.

MandiJo
hey rob, dont mean to sound stalkerish but i have watched every movie that you have been in and i love all of them, your distinct acting intrigues me!! I was just wondering what a cherished memory of yours is, what always makes you smile when you think about it?

Why, MandiJo, I cherish the moment you asked me this question. It was when you asked me such a beautiful question and chose to keep my name and the word “I” lowercase and refused to use an apostrophe that the clouds parted, birds began to sing and I realized that you, MandiJo, my possible stalker, are the one I want to cherish for the rest of my life. But before you? One time TomStu and I egged Sam Bradley’s house. It was worth it just to see his mom come screaming outside in her nighty.

Isabella
Hello, Robert Pattinson. I really admire you. I am your secret admirer. I have a question. Are you really so fond of Kristen Stewart, that made her an offer?

Yes. And it was an offer she couldn’t refuse. I told her I’d show “it” to her if she’d always make sure to look less good than me in public. “IT” of course being my Hot Pocket Fort.

Valeria
Hi!!!! well…… I LOVE YOU!!!!! you can be my friend please???

No.

Read more, if you dare, after the jump!

This is me, pondering my inspiration, Dino

Christine
I’m from NYC… my questions are:

What is your favorite song to play on the piano, since I read you love it so much. What inspired you to play?

And of course I have to get a flirtatious one in here as well since I think you are incredibly handsome, what is your perfect date scene?

You old flirt you! I love to play “The Piano man” on the piano. It was cliché for a few years, but then everyone stopped playing it because of said clicheness so now people are excited when I play it. I was inspired by this brilliant pianist (haha- you thought I said something else, didn’t you!?) named Dino. As for my perfect date scene, as you know it’s difficult for me to get out and do things, so I prefer quiet intimate nights in with my lady (where I can be disrespected… nice and slow).  She could come to my place where we’d spoon a little, nibble on opposite ends of a Hot Pocket until our lips met in the middle a la Lady and the Tramp, and share a Heineken or six.  I’d then put on a private piano recital for my beloved, with a touching rendition of Piano Man, followed by a beautifully melodic performance of Chopsticks played by my own chopsticks.

Aaliyah
Hi Robert

Im Aaliyah from Ontario,Canda i kno im kinda young as you said you dont like kids im 15 i duno if u count that as a kid but wut ev (im not an annoying idiot te hehe). Well i dont really have a question i just really wanted to like recieve a message from you even if your just saying “Hey” but just the thought of u talking to me is … See Morelike OMG!!!! k i kinda do have a question is it easy for you to switch in and out of chracters like from romantic vampire to like a crminal or sumthyn?

Byyyee I luv u ♥ (if only i was older and i knew u more we cud get married) enjoy ur holidays and if u can say hi to Taylor for me thx ♥ ♥ ♥

Switching from one character to another can be relatively difficult.  If I’m going to switch from a romantic vampire, to a criminal “or sumthyn” – say, a man who goes on a murderous rampage against imbecilic 15 year old girls who appear to be allergic to proper spelling and grammar and whose sole goal in life is to butcher the English language into as unrecognizable a state as possible – I usually need some inspiration.  So thank you, Aaliyah.  I’m now inspired.

P.S. Taylor says “O HAI! ROFLCOPTER!”
P.P.S. 15 is pretty young.  I prefer my women much more older and experience.  Like around 19.

They're NOT Bears

Kayla
HEllo robert i just wanted to ask

if you ever like.. hang out with jackson rathbone?? because i absolutely adore him and you and if you could pass this on then please could you tell jacskon that i adore him and i think he is an amazing actor and i LOVE 100 monkeys thanks

from kayla in new zealand and also just tell him that i saw an article in the … magazine about some girls got to meet him and i think there so lucky!

i love you robert and jacksoN!! thanks alot! new moon DONE twilight DONE now i cant wait for ECLIPSE!! ily

Sorry one more thing.. rob i would like to ask that if you and kristen aren’t really dating and your supposably “not dating” then why not just tell people like this “me and kristen are friends and nothing else were not dating” wouldn’t that be easier?? because everytime that you guys get asked if your dating you both just either dont answer the … See Morequestion or you hesitate and then just say “were close” and thats it?? why?? could it be that your really dating?? then wat is the probelm?? People LOVE robsten why keep it a secret if it is true?? if it is not then why not just say so?? thanks

Really? Jackson Rathbone? Oh wait- you said you LOVE the 100 Monkeys!? Now I know you’re joking! Good one! And all this time it’s been so difficult with all the speculation and questions about me and Kristen, I never actually thought to just say, “me and kristen are friends and nothing else were not dating.” I should do that. I WILL do that. Except that what about all those people who DO love Robsten? What about all the RobstenILoveYouSoMuchNeverBreakUpEverOrElseI’llDie.com websites out there? What will they do if we declare we’re not together? Do think we could be held liable for manslaughter? We can’t risk that. No, I think we’ll just keep it a secret whether or not we’re really together.

Ashley
Have you ever been caught in a compromising position? If so, what and when was it?

Well Ashley, there was this one time on this quaint little Isle in England when I took this picture with a young shoe-shirt-wearing fangirl, and… oh, um…  I mean, one time I farted in my 5th grade gym class while trying to climb the rope and it was REALLY awkward.  From that day on I swore never to eat Hot Pockets until AFTER all the physical stuff was done.  It’s my motto

I wish for a party with 5 crazy Mexicans

Ronna

I hope you consider to visit mexico for the eclipse premiere jeje my Question: Do you still answer your fan mail? I have a huge gift for you, art craft hand made, so I want to know if still can hope for you to get it

Best wishes from the bottom of our hearts (party of 5 crazy mexicans)

Did I hear “Party of 5 Crazy Mexicans?” Ronna, I’m THERE for an Eclipse premiere! I’ll tell you waht- you bring your huge, hand-made art craft for me and I’ll bring a tub of queso for the fiesta!

Kim
Hi Rob

A young lad in a Harry Potter film caught my eye and i thought “he’s good” and have been keeping that ‘eye’

on him ever since and he just keeps getting better, i loved Haunted Airman and i knew nothing of Salvador Dali until i watched Little Ashes it was – superb – and i still ‘fill up’ when i hear the music, it’s so beautiful, anyway, obviously loving all twilight and looking forward to seeing Remember Me and i know that you will make Georges Duroy just as good, as you have a talent that just makes me believe……….

oh yeah, also i’m old enough to be your mother so i don’t do screaming!

First let me tell you how much it means to me that you learned of Salvador Dali, one of most important artists of the 20th century, through my small, independent film. I’m impressed that you’re so interested in art that you’d see such a film even though you were unaware of who Salvador Dali, most important artist of the 20th century, was. Also, *wink wink* you don’t do screaming? I bet I can make you scream. (I mean by showing you my audition tape for the Dali part….)

My sacrifice

Morgan
you get into character so well and that being do u ever find the passion difficult for you to tolerate? like does it consume you and do u get overwelmed with all of the passion on set between you and emilie?

We all make sacrifices for our crafts.  My sacrifice just so happens to require that I believably hump beautiful girls for money.  Sometimes it gets hard (that’s what she said), but it’s all for you, Morgan, and the other fans.  A German philosopher once said “Nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.”  I think that philosopher would agree with us that my uncontrollable passion has led to some really great things on screen. One scene of mine that comes to mind is the one near the end of Twilight- you know the one- the one where Kristen & I both look crippled- No, not the hospital scene.  Not the one where I’m sucking on her arm surrounded by flames either.  I’m talking about the meadow scene, of course.  The passion cannot be contained!

There! I did all the hard work for you!
Love,
UnintendedChoice

Thanks to HeyyyBrother for helping me out BIG TIME tonight!!! I’m gifting you the button you love and already know about!

Do you want to join the fun!? Go read some questions over on the Remember Me Facebook page and try answering your own in the comments! Who wants to take bets on whether or not Rob ever answers or sees any of these questions after Summit decided their “ask Rob a question” game was fail or not after realizing there are NO GOOD QUESTIONS!?

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