Promotin’ Smokin’ with Robert Pattinson

It’s Friday! Yay! We love to post hot pictures of Rob on Fridays to get us pumped for the weekend. I came across this great fan letter and thought it was the perfect theme for this Friday!

Dear Rob,
Because of you, I have to throw the last two years of my graduate nursing education out the window. Please let me explain.

You see, I’ve been a nurse for 12 years. Currently, I’m enrolled in graduate school finishing up my Masters Degree in Nursing (with a Nurse Educator focus I might add…..can I teach at the Rob Pattinson University when I’m through??  I’ll be honored to become your token TILF)……. ANYHOO, I’m digressing….and daydreaming  ; )

Back to the point. You see, the past two years I’ve been researching smoking cessation (I know, YAWN!) and am actually writing my thesis on the importance of quitting smoking. The problem is, I’m preaching to everyone that smoking is bad, but then you come along and add a whole new definition and dimension to the word “smoking”. It just may be easier to show you what I mean, as pictures speak a thousand words.

You see, here you smoking…..but, you are also SMOKIN’!!!!

And then there’s this one……

Can you see my dilemma? How can I possibly promote smoking cessation when that’d mean giving this up?

And let me take it one step further with this next photo:

You see, when you look at me this way, my (cough..ahem) starts smokin’.  Now we know we don’t want THAT smokin’ to go away!!

So where does this leave me? Do I throw away the last two years of my education and all of my research on smoking cessation? Or do I just add a whole new section to my thesis entitled “Smokin’: The RPattz Way” with my literature review citing sources such as LTR, LTT, and twitter? I’d of course need to theorize why this category of smoking is by all means NOT to be “cessated”.

So there you have it. You may owe me tuition reimbursement as you may have quite possibly destroyed and made null the last two years of my education. I’ll let you know as I’m SUPPOSED to graduate this spring, though I fear I may be set back now.

Love,
Promotin’ Smokin’

So smokin’ is the “cool” thing to do in my group of friends- especially with the guys. You’d think we’re all 13 or something instead of 26-35 year olds. Last night we were watching “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” eating brie with pears, cranberries and cinnamon and drinking champagne & downing car bombs (it was a good night) when 4-5 of the guys disappeared. They came back 10 minutes later REEKING of freshly smoked something. I literally thought…. “I wouldn’t mind so much if you looked like Rob….” But alas, while they’re cute guys, they are most definitely not Rob. So after the jump, let’s kick off our weekend with the hottest pictures of the hottest guy EVER making smoking look extremely hot! -UC

He smokes when he leaves your house in the morning...

He risks death by freezing for one little puff

He's just that neighborhood guy... sitting on your stoop..leaving butts outside your front door. You'll take his butt(s) anyday..

He even makes the awkward hairdo look semi-okay when he's smoking!

The goofy smile becomes much more badass with a cigarette in his mouth..

He smokes around a child which should concern us and cause us to report him to some child welfare board, but instead it just makes our wombs ache (and not just our wombs...)

"Excuse me? Are you an angel? I'm allowed to smoke DURING this shoot?"

What? Ignore my bushy sideburns. Focus on the hottness of my mouth...

He makes us forget he has hairy armpits just like any other man. He's not just like any other man.. He's his own BREED of man..

Even a hand-drawn version of Fat Rob smoking is kinda cute.....well... MAJOR emphasis on the "kinda"

This is the "He's standing outside a trailer dressed as Edward smoking a cigarette looking so hot" Rob that haunts my dreams....

Rob Pattinson: bringing sexy, goofy and "hot while smoking" back day after day...

So we discussed the Roblosophy of Rob’s smoking back in the summer and you all were divided. While many agreed he looks hot while smoking, not everyone was on board. I think he TOTALLY does. I am not a smoker myself although I do partake in an occasional clove from time to time (although they recently became illegal in the US- DAMMIT!), yet I find smoking Rob UBER hot! I dunno what it is…. Is it that rebellious thing? Is it the “I don’t give a shit if this little thing gives me a major disease” attitude? I dunno… all I know is that I’m fine with his smoking because he looks SO DAMN HOT doing it!

Let’s take a poll. How do YOU feel!?

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