Dear LTRers,
I sent up a message 3 or 4 months ago….. where is my reply?!?! U guys when u have free time, just reply, ok?!?!?! I’m sick of waiting for a reply from what i used to think were the cool guys….. u SUCK!!!!!!! >=(
REPLY OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOODY REPLY!!!!!!!!!!! ♥
Hey Rob…I know you must be thinking,”Oh, its just any other fan letter saying that he or she loves me or something like that”. Well yes, I Love You… The moment I saw you I was totally crazy for you. I wish that i have personal contact with you… I do wish that you gave me your email id or phone number… That would be like a dream or fantasy coming true… I know that it may not be possible for you but please try. I really love you… I swear that even if you were not someone famous or an actor i would still love you… You are a great actor… I saw your movie for the 18th time today… I have all the books of twilight and i completed reading all… Its nice that you took up the role. I hope its not an agent answering this mail.. If it is please, please give me Rob’s id… I’m not like the crazy people who would make a website of your is or advertise it… Please do reply… i love you… ❤
Dear crazy in love,
I believe you. That you love me. It was when you told me you’d love me even if I wasn’t famous. That really touched my soul and proved to me that you really do love me. Even though I am famous. And played Edward Cullen. that doesn’t matter to you. You swore on it!
Love,
Rob
PS: I wasn’t sure what you meant by “ID,” so I attached a scan of my driver license (currently revoked in all of the United States and 3 provinces in Canada), a copy of my passport & a 3 year old membership ID card to “Planet Fitness.” Actually I’ll mail you the original of that card. I have only been there once and that was to sign up for the membership. They take money out of my checking account each month. Consider it a gift from me to you- my one true fan who really loves me for me.
Running to my fort real quick to grab more No. 2 pencils. I’ll be back faster than you can click “Read More”
i love edward cullen and no offence rob ur american accent sucks!
Dear Rob,I know you said once (or twice) that you don’t know what it is that we (screaming fans of yours) find so great about how you look. I know you also said that if there was some way to change your face you would. Well, there are ways, but please for everything and everyone you love, don’t change it! I will cry my heart out if any plastic surgeon takes away your incredible beauty for cash. That is a sin and i would get whoever were to do it with a very sharp lethal weapon. I would scorch the flesh off that surgeon’s head if he/she were to go anywhere near you. Sorry for that graphic piece of information but if you walk into (or go near) one of those places where people gat new faces (and b**bs) then you would be endangering the lives of everyone in that building. Just something i wanted you to know. Because it festers me from the inside out to think about how you would come out of there.
Love a heartsick fan of yours.
Dear arsonist/heartsick fan of mine,
Thanks for the reminder to never let it slip where I get my haircut. We wouldn’t want there to be an, uh, mishap with a pair of scissors, you and my hairdresser if she accidentally cuts me a little shorter than your liking.
Love,
Rob
Ps: I love b**bs
hi i just read u want to go back to london i dont blame you the girls here are crazy and your not use to that it just feels like you hate your fans even me but i would never do that i mean if i met you i would not scream or try to pull your cloths off i would say hello i love all of your movies and your a hardworker lol if i was you i would take a break from all the fame and everything to go back to your hometown and just stay there for awhile and get to know your fans and see your friends and family there that’s what i would do just keep up your good hard work and take a break once in awhile and try to ignore the papparazzi i hate them so much lol
p:s: loved you in how to be
Dear How to be lover,
Really? You loved me in that movie? I thought it kinda blew…
Love,
Rob
EWARD MY LIL GIRL GOES CRAZY 4 YOU WHEN I TOLD HER ABOUT THE $28,000 KISS SHE SAID U DIDNT KISS THE GIRL CAUSE U R HER BOYFRIEND ND THAT SHE WANTS TO MEET SEE U ND SHE IS ONLY 5 YRS OLD HER NAME IS HAILEY ND IM HER AUNT JESSICA
Dear Aunt Jessica,
Eward here. Yeah- isn’t that crazy that someone paid me $28,000 for a kiss? Also, I’m trying to do the math. Since you type in CAPS, I assume you’re 11ish years old. You have a 5 year old niece, so you were 6 when she was born. So your older sister was probably 10 years older than you and around 16ish when he/she had Hailey? So now she’s 21? Tell her I said “How you doing” and then go put on some teletuubbies or something for the 5 year old. She needs to not know who I am. I plan to leak a sex tape soon. Tell your older sister.
Love,
Rob
*This was NOT written by Rob. Rob does NOT run this site. He does NOT reply to letters written to him via this site. However, I bet it’s safe to assume he DOES make a fort out of his left over hot pocket boxes & even makes wrist cuffs for his friends out of the hot pocket sleeves. It’s pathetic I have to clarify this, but, well, you read the crazy letters “Rob” responded to. So you understand why I did it!
Go hang out at The Forum– NOTE. “Rob’s Flat” is not where Rob actually lives
Gush over Chris Weitz w/ Moon on LTT
All images found a magical way. Go to google. Type in “Robert Pattinson” and watch. Gazillions of IMAGES pop up!
Great post. Love the people who bring the crazy to the internet.
…And the bad spelling and grammar can’t all be counted as youth and poor education, some people still struggle with the metal box that works like an interactive television. They hit them crying for the good old days of ‘the wireless’.
By: AmyAlmost on October 21, 2009
at 6:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This was sheer genius.
I feel so bad for the people that actually write these. And even worse for the people who believe he wrote them back.
“I don’t like kids and you’re basically one, so I probably wouldn’t like you. Unless you like forts. Then I might like you.”
OMG! Priceless!
By: Taylor on October 21, 2009
at 6:41 pm
Good Guy !
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By: Allain Jules on October 21, 2009
at 6:45 pm
Oh man, the Tooth Fairy; “just put the lotion in the basket” – one scary image. You know the actor who played him is now the captain on Monk -how the pretty grow up!
From one tuck to another –
We might find Rob as a remake of Perry Mason in 20 years’ time. Wonder if anyone would write him a fan letter if that happened?
Yeah, and I think the sex tape’s already out – it’s called “Little Ashes”.
By: Emma C. on October 21, 2009
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Hi Robbert,
I’m Reena frm India n I’m 21. I just like u frm d day I saw u in harry potter movie. Loved ur acting n u 2. My family say dat I’m crazy fr u.
I saw ur twilight n new moon many tyms, infact both d movies r in my cell too. I knw dat ur damn busy n won’t get tym to reply me bt pls try to reply. Pls cum to India once coz here u hav alots of fanssss bt I’m d first n craziest one. Love u
Love u Rob
Reena
By: Reena on January 12, 2010
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By: Letters to Rob on February 14, 2011
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hello Mr Pattinson
Am vishal here from india and i need tis hugh favor from you…ma best frnd in tis world yeshaswini is like d biggest fan of urs and she’s totally crazy about u n we ve had tis hugh fight whr she’s tld she’s neva gonna talk to me again in her lyf…she means a lottt to me and for her ur like d only person she totally admires and loves..she thinks she’s gonna marry u someday…lol…or more like she already has…:P 😛 anyways i wan u to send her a mail if possible tellin tat am sry for wateva happen and i really miss her coz there’s nobody more important to me in ma lyf den her….plz send her a mail or if u can do it call her up and tel her tat am really really sry and also jus talk to her for 5mins so she’s be d most happiest person in thr whole world….plz plz plz do it for me it would mean a lott to be….i dono if tis is ur real mail address also..but am giving it a shot hoping for a reply…plz help me out…
thx
her email address is:yeshaswinic12@gmail.com
her phone no is:919844223265
regards,
vishal
By: vishal on May 15, 2011
at 1:37 am
Hi Robert Pattinson! i am 13,oh……..is that considered a kid? i love rob. i don’t mean to sound annoying but you did a great job on the Twilight movie. i wan’t to see more.
By: kristina schmitt on June 2, 2011
at 8:28 am
hi rob,
m sarry frm india. I lyk ur smile so much nd i luv u so much.
Pls cme in india i wnt to see and touch u.
By: sarry on August 22, 2012
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Hay rob im 13 yeres old from a small city in israel there is soooo much i want to ask you but and tell you but if i will write you a fan mail will you answer ?and i have to say im in love with the movie water for the elephants i think your look in this movie make look sooo good and HOT were you afreid of rosie the elephet before you werw start shooting ? And how do you remmbar your text ? And you made me cry at remmbar me and im not a cryer ! Iwas very sad hope that this is the real robert pattinson so thank U if you will answer and dont forget to come to israel i cant wait to meet you maybe some day
XOXO ,
Avia
By: Avia on September 9, 2012
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this is really bad well my english is not that good so il write in hindi k apko dusro ki feelings k sath khelne ke koi ha nhi hai……….
By: piya nirmal on September 12, 2012
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is it for real???? ’cause if it is… then im going nuts right here,, right now,,,, im sooo crazy inlove with robert pattinson…. soooo inlove with his smile…. fuck!!! i really really love him!!! famous or not..
By: vanessa aven segovia on October 28, 2012
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Hi rob Pattinson.
I’m a bit co fused if its actually u or some fans replying to these but oh well. I think u are the coolest person on earth and u make me cry u r so amazing (even though some of your comments seem slightly creepy). The best thing is your British!!!! I live in London and normally all the cool celebs r American but u r really cool and ENGLISH!!!!!!
I love u!!!!!!!!!!!
From iZzzy
Ps please reply
By: Izzy Helszajn-Jewett on November 16, 2012
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