What Rob’s been up to

Dear Rob,

I have, like, ZERO idea what you’ve been up to lately. I know you’re shooting a new movie, and I know you’ve been seen out in public in London. But besides a picture or two that was emailed to me or a tweet or two I’ve caught recently, I’m really in the dark. While I know there is a core group of Rob fans that read LTR and are also aware of your every move, I know there is a BIG GROUP of your fans that rely on Moon & I to bring them the important news. And since lately we’ve basically told them NOTHING, it’s quite possible many of your fans don’t know what you’ve been up to or if you’ve been up to anything at all.

So today I’m hopping on my favorite source (and basically ONLY source) for Rob info, Robsessed, to round up the latest dirt on you- our favorite guy:

• How much do you want to bet Rob couldn’t say this location of Bel Ami filming without busting up laughing?
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  HOLLYWOOD stars Robert Pattinson, Uma Thurman and Christina Ricci were spotted at Balls Park yesterday (Wednesday 17th March) whilst filming their latest movie.

• A TON of new Rob-pictures mean a TON of new Rob-wallpapers. This one selection really shows us Rob’s “Uncle Jesse” charm ( <—– Click that)
  

  "Talk to me"

• Rob looks like a Grandpa
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  But like a hot Grandpa that really turns you on

• Once again, Rob confirms he thinks he’s been in love.  Robstenites squeal with delight because they assume he is talking about Kristen while Nina Schubert locks herself in her house for 2 weeks as she’s reminded, once again, how she let him get away. We’re just reminded of how we once wrote a letter to Rob’s ex-girlfriend and will read it for old times sake because this was the funniest we’ve ever been:
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  1. Explain (in detail please) what it was like to kiss Robert. Please provide pictures, if you can, and crop yourself out.
  2. Were you the one to take Robert’s flower? Please explain, in detail, what it was like (maybe not the first time, but after a month or so) Please provide pictures, if you can, and crop yourself out.

• Lots of fans get up close & personal with Rob at the London Remember Me premiere. But I can’t help but feel that if I got that close to Rob, I’d probably put down the camera & grab his face. Or at least get a better centered picture of Nick.
  ereTsOh who am I kidding? If I’m THAT close to Rob, that means I’ve been in line for days and my pockets are filled with goldfish crackers. I’m sticking one in Rob’s open mouth just so he’ll never forget me…

• Rob gives hope to 20 and 30 somethings EVERYWHERE during a NY1 interview
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• Rob shows up to the Remember Me premiere in looser-than-normal-for-red-carpet-events-but-tighter-than-normal-for-rob-pattinson-every-day-wear pants & has something in his left pocket.
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  We swear we weren’t looking there when we discovered it. (Okay, fine we were, but we quickly realized there was nothing to see there at this red carpet event and proceeeded to try to figure out WHAT you are hiding in those baggy chinos. Is it a pack of smokes? A snack for later? (Do you like goldfish too?) Did you trade in the jitterbug phone for a sleeker, yet still incredibly dated, Nokia?)

• A gazillion things from New Moon were released and/or leaked over the weekend and thousands of Rob & Edward screen shots were made. However, all that work was in vein because the only screenshot ever needed to be made in the world EVER was this one:
  

  h-o-l-y c-r-a-p

So there you have it, Rob. A ton of news, a ton of hot new pictures, a ton of stuff for us to wonder what the REAL story is, not to mention what seems like a a thousands New Moon clips (I haven’t even watched ONE yet) PLUS an Uncle Jesse-inspired wallpaper? I’d say you’re busy!

Have Mercy,
UnintendedChoice

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