Imma tell you who won our contest, Rob

Dear Imma Contest participants and LTR-ers,

UC: Remember last week when we announced that we’d be hosting a contest for our readers with awesome prizes from Bella Bejeweled?
Moon: Totes, I almost entered under my pseudonym: TheButtcrackisDown cause I wanted to be just like Alice and Bella and wear jewelery like theirs, but I figured you’d know it was me when that email came through. And I don’t lie so well- my non-poker face gives it away.
UC: Yea, you never did know how to make a kitty meow, but you love those little bottles.
Moon: Truth.
UC: ANYWAY all week we received a TON of entries on Twitter and to our email address from you funny gals making us both laugh till we cried and making it SO hard (that’s what she said) to pick only TWO winners so-
Moon: *grabs the mic keyboard of UC’s hand* Hey, Sorry I gotta interrupt here! UC you’re a great blogger and winner announcer and all and imma let you finish but our readers are the best in the whole blogosphere and we need to reveal the winners right now!
UC: Ok, Ok… and the winners are:

Submitted via Twitter

Winner: @Chelseaheptig !!!!!
You slayed us with your use of the 100 Monkeys and the worst band in the world: Creed! You deserve a medal for bravery in laughs and some earplugs!

Submitted via Email

Winner: Beth!!!
You interrupted Martha Stewart to let her know she had nothing on Rob’s sewing skills. I mean after all he did resurrect both the old stoli shirt AND those heinous pants with probably nothing more than a hotel sewing kit. He should get a girl-scout badge or something!

Congratulations Chelsea and Beth you gals are the winners of some beautiful jewelry courtesy of Bella Bejeweled!

Let’s give a HUGE round of applause to our winners and to ALL (there were a ton) the participants! And because there were SO many good entries we simply couldn’t NOT show you some of the best so this weekend we’ll be showcasing all our favorite entries… starting with the runner’s up. Follow the cut to see the one who ALMOST won

You know what’s convenient? We had ALL these categories in mind for runners-up and it just so happens that someone fits EACH category. WOW! If that’s not fate then I dunno what is.  We don’t have real prizes for all these dolls, but we do have a TON of fake ones. Enjoy!

Best use of a hot picture of Rob:

Clicky if you're blind. Or normal unlike me who can't see for sh*t

Andrea wins a boat big enough to fornicate in with Rob PLUS a bonus plaster-cast of Rob’s jaw.

Best entry only Fan Fic readers will understand:

DazzledtoDeath wins a pair of power panties from La Perla- torn of course.

Best entry from person/couple who entered 17 times

Bella & Alice from Not an Addikt entered SO many amazing entries & were close to winning in BOTH categories, and this one was my favorite (take special note of the podium in front of Rob). Girls- you win Belgian waffles in the shape of Rob’s head.

Best entry having to do with other British celebs I wouldn’t mind getting it on with

JodieO wins 1 free hour with a Rob Pattinson look-alike tranny. In Nottinghill.

Best entry having to do with other British celebs I’d rather not get it on with

JodieO does it again and this time wins herself a Box set of the most annoying show to ever be on TV overdubbed by Rob.

Best Bromance Entry

So many Bromance entries, so hard to choose, but Dawn takes this one and wins herself a week’s vacation at a ranch in Colorado with a mountainside stocked with mountain lions and an open neck wound. Open neck wound and mountain lions? You never know who might show up!

Best Anti-KStew campaign poster

Kayleigh had the best anti-Robsten entry & because TammyO will focus her hate on HER today instead of us & for that I am grateful, she gets an unlimited budget to put a sign up in Times Square, NYC saying “TammyO broke up Robsten”

Best use of SadRob

TheHungerGames.Slinder.com wins it and got herself a few minutes with SadRob and the challenge of making him smile. GO GO GO- you have 5 minutes! (Hint- Sing him “We are the Rob“)

THANKS to everyone. This is the most fun I’ve had since that one day a few weeks ago when that rumor was flying around that Kristen and Oregano rekindled their romance in Vancouver. Visit LTT all weekend long for TONS more amazing entries.

Love,
UnintendedChoice and theButtcrackisDown

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See what runners up we had over on LTT