Rob makes the best dressed list

Dear People Magazine,

Finally! Finally someone is recognizing Rob for his impeccable style.

Brad Pitt, “Twilight” actor Robert Pattinson, and Bradley Cooper of “The Hangover” and “Nip/Tuck” fame were among the best-dressed men of the year. People said their attention to details like a scarf, pin or skinny tie “took their looks beyond basic.” (source)

We’ve been waiting for an entire ten nine months for someone to notice Rob for his attention to details like a scarf, pin or skinny tie.  He truly takes a basic look and adds a little pizazz (you’ve seen the velvet jacket number, right?)

What sold you? Was it this outfit?

Because here he looked 100 times better than John Stamos did when he wore this very same jacket at a Full House season 4 wrap party in 1991.

How about here:

Wow! You guys are right. Rob really does know the way to wear a skinny tie (seen here paired with a winter beanie & sweaty pits)

Oh, did you mean Rob here:

Here is Rob on a casual night out, and I think if you look close enough… why, yes! There IS a pin– Rob must’ve gotten a free Heineken pin at a beer event! What a style icon.

Have you actually even seen Rob Pattinson before? I mean, besides this picture:

Rob looks amazing here. Definitely “Best Dressed” material, but whoops! Rob had nothing to do with this outfit. You need to add “gay man who dresses Rob Pattinson” to your best dressed list.  That’s embarrassing! This is how Rob dresses when he doesn’t have a stylist around:

I doubt anyone would call this “beyond basic.” This is”‘basic went to Wal-mart, got laughed out of the store and ended up ripping opening an undershirt and throwing it over a t-shirt found by the dumpster (he was there for a good reason- trust) and worn with black jeans bought for $.50 at the Salvo in Oregon.”

It’s okay, even you, People magazine, can make a mistake. Just like when you put Clay Aiken on the front cover announcing he was gay. Number 1- duh. Number 2- why kill trees to print that guy’s face? We all now know that you didn’t mean for Rob to get best dressed male celebrity, but meant to give the award to his stylist (who has been listening to me, obviously) so what did you mean?

Was the article supposed to say hottest drunk celebrity?

Cause he wins that award every time.

Was it for most f*ckable fake sailor?

(Yeah, I said that. And I’m not even crazy about these pictures. But you gotta admit, Rob would make a great seaman)

How about giving him an award for being a sunglasses salesman who makes a sale every time?

Love your mag & love the Rob Pattinson mention. Can’t wait to see what LOLs you bring us next- “Robert Pattinson- nominated for Oscar for performance as Edward” or “Rob Pattinson found smiling by a dirty dumpster” (I speak for the group collectively when I say us LTR girls would be willing to take up an offering to pay for the paps fee to get that picture) or “Robert Pattinson- gay lover of Clay Aiken”

Keep writing the good stuff,
UnintendedChoice

So Rob clearly doesn’t belong on any best dressed lists, but what lists DOES he belong on?

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