Dear Rob,
Since it’s Friday and since there were new Remember Me stills released yesterday (yep- it’s the movie that just won’t stop giving!) and since it’s 1 am and I just started thinking about writing to you, I decided, along with the help of RobPorn extraordinaire Zephyersky, to caption the new pictures. Sometimes your face is just so easy to read. It’s obvious what was going on:
Sigh, Tyler is a good look for you,
UnintendedChoice
HAPPY FRIDAY. I just came across a RobPorn we did last year- and probably my favorite- so go laugh at it again (or for the first time) Hot Pics of Rob, doing nasty things! Are you over the Remember Me Stills? I think I had a long enough break- these came out at a nice time.
Thanks to Zephyersky for helping me out tonight. Big kisses for you! Everyone should get to know her! Jump on over to Rob’s Flat in the forum to meet some of the gals & if you’re around tonight they chat for Friday night Crunk time. PM someone on Rob’s Flat & they’ll send you the address!
We love ROBSESSED! Which is where we got the pics
Letters to Rob 
I did some searching tonight and found out Remember Me releases here on DVD July 14. I’ve even notes it down in my diary. Srsly. I really wanna seeeeeee itttttt!!
Gah, those pics are delish. I needed them! ❤
By: Jayde on May 28, 2010
at 8:12 am
You haven’t seen it yet! I think you will be glad you did, although it’s not a laugh a minute or anything fluffy. The first time I saw it was on release night in a packed theatre with friends (not Robsessed so not normal haha) and I was so nervous that I couldn’t concentrate. I found so much to appreciate on subsequent viewings and I am desperate to get the DVD and hear Rob’s commentary. Also, the more I watch it the more I see how talented the whole fantastic cast is.
Great photos, awesome captions, perfect over breakfast! Can’t wait for the time when Rob plays Bond.
By: patti on May 28, 2010
at 9:40 am
Too hot to handle….sweet Tyler,you own my heart!
By: Robgirl86 on May 28, 2010
at 8:13 am
That is so sweet!!!
By: mountainlion on May 28, 2010
at 12:56 pm
he deserves just the BEST!
By: robgirl86 on May 28, 2010
at 5:28 pm
Haha! Nice work ladies!
By: superhumanmoron on May 28, 2010
at 8:17 am
haha.. those are great.. and I think my ovaries DID burst.. love the clean hair one too.. nothing like a laugh to start off my friday on a good foot!
By: owl_ransom on May 28, 2010
at 8:20 am
Just realized I copied your comment. Oops!
But how could one’s ovaries NOT burst? haha.
By: Jess on May 28, 2010
at 8:26 am
Speaking of bursting ovaries… ever since I saw that New Dad Kodak commercial with Tyler’s sidekick (can’t remember his name but he’s funny and has cute hair) everytime I see him my ovaries want to burst. Pictures 4 and 6!!
By: TheColdWoman on May 28, 2010
at 9:02 am
Yeah, Tate Ellington (Aidan) is adorable! And a southern boy…. played football for Ole’ Miss. (University of Mississippi). The Kodak commercial is so sweet…
By: tupelohoney on May 28, 2010
at 10:39 am
His name is Tate and he’s southern?!?!?? *THUD* *Dies*
By: TheColdWoman on May 28, 2010
at 3:23 pm
The last one was successful.
I think my ovaries burst.
By: Jess on May 28, 2010
at 8:25 am
Yep, mine too…
By: A on May 28, 2010
at 4:55 pm
RM Rob is all kinds of awesome..thanks for sharing.
By: MsLiss on May 28, 2010
at 8:36 am
Does anyone else try to look up his shorts in the first shot? I do. Everytime. I have issues. It’s just “fade to black” I can’t see a darn thing…
But it doesn’t stop me from searching.
Every time.
Muhahahahahahahahahahaaa!
Signed,
Normal
By: Michelle on May 28, 2010
at 8:37 am
Hi Michelle,
Anyone who said they didn’t try to look up his shorts are “in the closet pervs”; because it’s impossible not to.
I’m proud to admit that I’m an “out of the closet perv”.
By: misty on May 28, 2010
at 8:53 am
Yeaaaa for being an out of the closet perv!!! I feel so special now… 🙂 🙂
By: Michelle on May 28, 2010
at 9:23 am
Yeah, but the real question is how many people went back to look at the picture after your comment to see if they could see too?
That’s normal too…right?
By: Sue Gl. on May 28, 2010
at 8:57 am
Sue totes normal!
xoxo
By: misty on May 28, 2010
at 9:39 am
I just did it even though I KNOW if there was even an inkling of a chance it would have been discussed already IN FULL already. #normal
By: Keisha on May 28, 2010
at 10:03 am
I did it too! Couldn’t stop myself…
By: tupelohoney on May 28, 2010
at 10:44 am
I did too!! totally normal.
By: Debward on May 28, 2010
at 6:45 pm
In that first shot, is whatsherface slyly inching up her skirt? Don’t ask me why I’m looking at her-I was trying to look up Rob’s shorts then my eyes just went over to her. H00r. You know he’s thinking “been there, done that. NEXT!”
By: kandnandb on May 28, 2010
at 10:01 am
Yup I was telling some friends last month(twi friends) that I was looking up into his shorts! LOL Shameless! My face was so close to the screen I bumped my head on it.
By: southernbelle on May 28, 2010
at 3:28 pm
Why SouthernBelle, you shameless hussy…
LOL.
By: tupelohoney on May 28, 2010
at 5:24 pm
LMAO on the “shameless hussy.” I don’t think anyone’s called me that before!
Btw Melinda, if you’re here, I’m sorry I tried to email you several times but I think the email is wrong, it won’t go thru at all.
By: southernbelle on May 28, 2010
at 6:54 pm
I think I will never get over RM and Tyler!!!
The man is to beautiful to handle….hot…hot…hot Rob!!!
Great pictures..the first one just makes my heart melt,
I think it just missed a beat or maybe two…
My EVERYTHING bursts when I look at this man…
By: melronin on May 28, 2010
at 8:40 am
That’s the cutest description of Rob I’ve ever heard: he makes our hearts melt. (not just the ovaries explode)
RM…. good times….
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 28, 2010
at 11:29 am
Is this where I recite Romeo & Juliet?
I died.
xoxo I love Fridays for this reason only!
By: misty on May 28, 2010
at 8:41 am
me too…that pic is ridiculous
By: adrienne on May 28, 2010
at 8:45 am
“He’s allowed a tie AND a handkerchief” – I died! Robler is the cutest. Can’t wait for the dvd.
By: TLG on May 28, 2010
at 8:49 am
Bhahag Robler, I forgot about that one!
By: misty on May 28, 2010
at 8:55 am
Hahahaha! I love the Bond one cause Rob looks all pouty and like he’s whining to his little sister who just rolls her eyes.
By: TheColdWoman on May 28, 2010
at 8:55 am
The Robsten/Nonsten fight one is a total WIN!
How is it possible that the man still manages to look lickworthy even with his face bruised and messed up?
By: Rob's slow mo' strut on May 28, 2010
at 9:15 am
RobPorn Friday makes me way happier than it should. Fabulous use of your brains, ladies!!
Is it wrong that I LOVE how he looks all banged (TWSS) up and bloodied? Mmm… Where is puma? It’s Tyler Durden syndrome.
By: Katie S on May 28, 2010
at 9:28 am
You can never have enough Robler!! I think because he’s the closest (looking) character to Rob. He has skin color, current clothing (oh, the plaid!) and there’s no Mullephant to ignore! Yay for Emilie!
Can’t wait for the audiocommentary!!!!!!! That accent AND the look- win/win!
I’m going to try and look up the shorts now, thanks michelle!
By: Rob'sFutureMate on May 28, 2010
at 9:51 am
I ship RobIlie . Emilie ‘s so cute and great actor 😉
By: niahid on May 28, 2010
at 11:19 am
Gawd, the first pic melts my heart….. Is it just me or does he look a little fluffy?
Great job ladies!!!!
By: Keisha on May 28, 2010
at 10:01 am
HA! Definitely fluffy in that one. Too much lounging on the beach eating Hot Pockets? No matter. Still hot.
By: Katie S on May 28, 2010
at 10:05 am
Rob in a gray tee is like Bond in a tux. It’s just… THE BEST!
By: Keisha on May 28, 2010
at 10:08 am
Nobody does it bettaaahhhh!
By: patti on May 28, 2010
at 11:44 am
After searching his shorts (you know, AGAIN) I noticed his tummy area was ahem fluffy also. Maybe it’s the way he’s sitting…
Or maybe it’s the beer.
Go figure… 😉
By: Michelle on May 28, 2010
at 10:41 am
No, it’s the Tee, he was model thin when he came to NY for the RM shoot. I doubt he gained so much weight in two months of the shoot.
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 28, 2010
at 11:32 am
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen/thought about Remember Me. These stills are making me anxious for the dvd. Nice work.
By: allryans on May 28, 2010
at 10:23 am
Part 2 of “has anyone…” wanted to beat her for having her hand on his leg? Gee whiz, I’m feeling a bit territorial today.
Get a grip, Michelle. You’re almost old enough to be his momma. GAG. Why did I just say that…OUT LOUD.
Normal. Just calllll me puma…not quite a cougar yet. You know, I’m ONLY 33. LOL.
By: Michelle on May 28, 2010
at 10:45 am
Every time I see a girl or a woman as much as standing next to him, I’m jealous. So: Yes, Michelle, I hate everyone who gets to touch him.
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 28, 2010
at 11:33 am
Michelle- you are NOT old enough to be his mother!!! You would have to have had him at the age of 11! I say this since I am 2 yrs older than you and am still holding on to my luck!
By: Rob'sFutureMate on May 28, 2010
at 8:34 pm
Thanks, It has been a really hard week, and you just made me laugh a lot. I’ve read both of them and I agree with you, thats like all 23 year old behaves.
I have two boys, one or 12 and the other of 9, thats how boys are, but they still behave the same until they die.
This is the reason because prince charm dont exists.
By: Gaby on May 28, 2010
at 11:19 am
Rob/Tyler in the second jail scene wearing the tattered blue shirt just does something to me.
I’ve had dreams about doing him in that jail cell….
By: tupelohoney on May 28, 2010
at 11:33 am
Oh do tell!
By: southernbelle on May 28, 2010
at 6:53 pm
I want to send you guys pictures of me & my family just so you can make more hilariousness happen with your witty captions.
P.S. I will never do this because it will be way too easy for you.
By: AGirlReckoning on May 28, 2010
at 12:05 pm
Hmmm Rob as Bond. Yum!
As always, the Robporn is a hit.
By: DontQuestionMe on May 28, 2010
at 12:35 pm
I almost said Rob and Ruby because it just sounds so good. Tyler and Ruby sounds cute too, ah who am I kidding, Rob/Tyler, makes the best big brother.
And I think Rob does big brother so well because he never got to be one in RL. It’s like a dream come true. He was always the little bro’. Oh yeah Rob, I am channeling Freud here, hahaha. 😉
By: Cath on May 28, 2010
at 1:11 pm
I always wanted a big brother, however I can’t imagine Rob as being my brother because that just sounds wrong to me especially because my thought are not pure!!!
🙂
By: southernbelle on May 28, 2010
at 3:32 pm
Haha, SB, certainly NOT a good idea no! You need to pick someone else for big brother! 😉
By: Cath on May 28, 2010
at 3:39 pm
Oops typo, I meant to say “my thoughts.”
By: southernbelle on May 28, 2010
at 6:49 pm
ALERT!! Rob is saying he is single on set of Water for Elephants and flirting with (much older woman) Reese. They say their chemistry is magic. Yuck.
By: Nelle on May 28, 2010
at 2:00 pm
plz dont read that crap and spread it all over the place. avoid tabloids.
By: applepie on May 28, 2010
at 5:36 pm
u gotta luv Robler!!!
By: che on May 28, 2010
at 2:32 pm
What I want more than anything is a photo of Robler at the beginning when he’s leaning in through the window when the phone rings, bad sweatpants or not, he is to DIE FOR in that shot, and as all my (sort of) Twi friends agree he’s looking a hunky chunk in that scene. Love it. OOH my ovaries are a bursting.
By: Debward on May 28, 2010
at 6:52 pm
Totally agree! My second favorite scene in the movie…
By: tupelohoney on May 28, 2010
at 7:34 pm
I love the pic of him in college lecture room. I wish I went to school with him, it would be very distracting and I’ll definitely fail the class but it will be all worth it.
I love Robler, he looked just yummy in that movie. So reachable, if only in my dreams.
By: southernbelle on May 28, 2010
at 6:52 pm
Oh god, just imagine being at school with him……
By: Debward on May 28, 2010
at 7:08 pm
I LOVE ROB SO MUCH..BUT HEY…IM LOVING YOU LADIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE UR WIT and HUMOR!!!!! SO LOVING IT!!!!!!
By: mia on February 16, 2011
at 9:32 am