Dear Rob,
I was just thinking about the amazing spectacle of a man that you are and realized I pretty much put you on a pedestal. I think of you as having the manners of Edward, with the adorkableness of Daniel Gale mixed with the magical wand (ahem) of Cedric Diggory with the artistic nature of Salvador Dali yet the stability of Carlisle Cullen. (With the looks of GQ and Vanity Fair 2009 Rob all the time, of course.)
But the reality is…. you’re 23. You could have the maturity of Quil Ateara with the awkwardness of Neville Longbottom and the fight in you like Tyler from Remember Me. Or you might laugh at sex jokes like a 12 year old boy for all I know.
You’re a man- one HOT spectacle of a man, yes, but a man. And you might, gulp, do man things….. and I’m not talking about the kind of things that leave me breathless and begging for more. So what if you look as you do, yet act like a man- a boy- or the 23 year old you are? Would that change anything…….?
Rob? Sharted? Same sentence. Watch me ruin more pictures of Rob after the jump
Sigh. Boys will be boys,
UnintendedChoice
So, what do you think? Is Rob like this? Do YOU put him on a pedestal like I do?!
Thanks to @ekels for that armpit picture of Rob & the idea that started this entire post!
And SPECIAL thanks to my RobPorn (whether GOOD or BAD!) dealers: Zephyersky and JodieO for your help XOXO
Our internet game is ridiculous: The Forum, LTT, Twitter
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
That is just amazing.
Win!
xo
By: Jayde on December 4, 2009
at 8:07 am
UC – you defaced beardward!!! how can i fogive you?!
By: themoonisdown on December 4, 2009
at 7:03 pm
I have the maturity level of a 15 year old boy (trust me, my brother is 15 and we laugh at exactly the same things). This all works for me.
By: Shleeeigh on December 4, 2009
at 8:11 am
Honestly, he could do any of these things and I’d still think he was as hot as hell.
Especially that first one. If Rob looked down my shirt and said, “Nice tits.” I would not be offended at all.
And I’ve always thought he is, most likely, the kind of guy that burps the alphabet when he’s drunk . . . probably even when he’s not drunk.
By: toooldforthis on December 4, 2009
at 8:11 am
sadly, i have had a gay friend of mine scream it across the room…at a wedding….that my parents were at. “nice tits” has officially lost it’s luster. it probably wouldn’t even phase me if someone, even rob, said that to me. *sigh*
By: Dani on December 4, 2009
at 9:19 am
Yeah I love the first one! Although I don’t have much tits to look at.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 9:35 am
I agree. None of these offend me. What’s that say about me?
By: superhumanmoron on December 4, 2009
at 12:03 pm
I like the pedestal.
Leave him there!
By: fangbanger06 on December 4, 2009
at 8:15 am
Agreed! Seeing words like fart, shart, and itchy balls superimposed on Rob pics ruins the fantasy…a little.
By: poochimama on December 4, 2009
at 8:43 am
Hear, hear!
By: Marz on December 4, 2009
at 9:06 am
Me too fang. However, Rob still hasn’t lost his appeal to me. I would still do him.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 9:30 am
Right…I guess he CAN’T lost his appeal to me…I’m a bit sad (very very littel..lol) about it…it would make things sometimes easier!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 9:46 am
Oh no, please don’t be sad robgirl. Don’t ever give up on Rob! We’re in this together for the long haul okay? 🙂 I know it would be easier to not like him anymore but then life would be so boring won’t it?
Anyway, I sent you mail! I’m sorry I forgot something.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 9:50 am
Honey I’m not THAT sad…lol..
I just wanted to say….I will love him forever…with all the farts/smell/whatever stuff….and I really don’t know WHY!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 9:56 am
Hahahahaha! Those are brilliant, however, I’m still snickering at “…mixed with the magical wand (ahem) of Cedric Diggory,” which probably puts me somewhere around the 15-year-old boy maturity level as well.
P.S.- The last pic made me realize that there are not nearly enough pictures of this man from behind…
By: tuesdaymidnight on December 4, 2009
at 8:18 am
SO TRUE. We need MORE hiney pics. Sigh…
By: Puddlekifer on December 4, 2009
at 8:36 am
I just want to reach into that photo and grab it… alas.
By: tuesdaymidnight on December 4, 2009
at 9:18 am
Maybe in ten years? That’s the direction I’m hoping technology is heading in.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on December 4, 2009
at 6:38 pm
Ahaha, we’re on the same level of maturity, I totally snorted when I read that… you know what I was picturing in my head. 😉
By: Athena on December 4, 2009
at 8:51 am
Wash me? Gladly!!!
By: swansong on December 4, 2009
at 8:23 am
LOL can I join you?
By: Liela on December 4, 2009
at 8:28 am
I’ll bring the soap!
By: notanaddiktbella on December 4, 2009
at 11:38 am
And I’ll bring the towels and buff him up nicely after!
By: The Old One on December 4, 2009
at 12:52 pm
I’m offering for a massage after
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 1:24 pm
Off the pedastal, Rob. I think accepting that he’s probably just as douche-like as any other 23 yr. old boy is a good thing. And apparently I’m channeling Martha Stewart today. (I bet she likes having her name show up on a site dedicated to him.)
By: sparklecakes on December 4, 2009
at 8:23 am
Yes I put Rob on a pedestal too…nothing compares remember………………
but, let’s be real, I bet he farts under the covers and traps Mullsten under there to clam bake!!!!
By: misty on December 4, 2009
at 8:25 am
Hahahaha! Clam bake! I love it. We always called that a Dutch Oven.
By: tuesdaymidnight on December 4, 2009
at 8:40 am
Hah! Awesome, as always! 🙂
Being well endowed from a young age I’ve always had to deal with the boob starers. What I’ve always told all my guy friends and boyfriends is that I don’t mind them peaking as long as they’re cleaver about it. Don’t let me catch you!
BTW, wasn’t there a pic of Rob caught looking down a girls shirt?
– Jamie
By: Jamie on December 4, 2009
at 8:26 am
there’s a picture of my ex-boyfriend’s older brother looking down my shit. we were standing with my mom. and he’s not even subtle. actually, he may be making the same face as rob, now that i think about it….
By: Dani on December 4, 2009
at 9:21 am
Ha!Ha! Looking down your shit? Sorry, I know you meant shirt. When I first read it, I laughed for the wrong reason.
By: toooldforthis on December 4, 2009
at 9:52 am
*raises hand*
I have that pic
I would never dare put Rob on a pedestal. I LIKE the fact that he probably does all those things. I like silly, pervy boys cuz I’m a silly, pervy girl….
Yes I may be a 27 yr old female but I think I got stuck with the brain and hormones of a 15yr old boy….
I can make my pervalicious husband blush and I’m proud of that.
By: rpgirl27 on December 4, 2009
at 11:06 am
The question is, is that girl even wearing clothes? His face is still composed for a guy posing with a nekkid girl.
By: notanaddiktbella on December 4, 2009
at 11:40 am
That is Marina Orlova aka HotForWords on YouTube, and yes she generally wears clothes but not much material fits over them… Go to YouTube and you’ll see…
By: KatOfDiamonds on December 4, 2009
at 12:04 pm
yes, it’s the English teacher who’s making videos on liguistics…kind of.
I’m just wondering what was she doing in LA (did she happen to meet Rob accidentaly????), isn’t she living in Russia?
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 12:42 pm
That picture is priceless… His facial expression is so great. It made me crack up!! Don’t know who that woman is though.
I have to say, that I think Rob is probably like any other man, no matter what age they are. He can be mature and grown up, when he needs to be. Rob was amazing on the red carpet opening of New Moon, with everyone he met. I bet when he is with his friends, he can be completey immature and silly, just my husband (who is not 23 years old) is with his friends. My husband makes me laugh all of the time with his immaturity.
I forget all of the time, especially on this website, just how old I am, because I don’t feel or think like my age, most of the time. Rob makes me feel younger, and remember what it is like to be that age, with your whole life in front of you.
I hope he never grows up…
By: katiebird on December 4, 2009
at 2:24 pm
There is more than one pic of Rob peeking down a girls shirt out there!
By: AJ on December 4, 2009
at 5:00 pm
of, then YOU HAVE TO help us out here
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 7:51 pm
That’s the mysterious charisma of Roblosophy (no, it’s not a contraction of Rob+pornography).
Cause he looks like a well educated guy, shy in a charmingly hawwt way, refined and perceptive, but you know that if you hang out with him he’ll spill out all the no-limits jokes and you’re gonna end up drunk laughing your ass off.
And judging by the 12 yo jokes he did last year (I want to be a president just to tell people to kiss my ass) he might still do 2 or 3 bets and dares.
P. S. Thank you for improving my English vocabulary, I just looked up the verb “to shart” and I’m amazed of how imaginative this language can be.
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 8:31 am
Hi hon, I couldn’t find a translation for “to shart”…..
just feeling like a “local idiot”…THAT word was there…lol
and of Rob…
surely it’s much better to get him down from the pedestal,
so his lips and the jaw are much more accessible for ME!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 8:40 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=to+shart
see why he needed to steel underwear?
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 9:08 am
OMG…lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 9:24 am
Oh yes, you’d be surprised at the English words in our society! LOL!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 9:38 am
I can’t get you…americans…
you don’t say the f*ck without “*”/peep
where is the “*”/peep in “shart” ? sh*rt?
Ladies, are we actually talking about shit….???
Why don’t we talk about the fuck?
Sooooo much better, I saw a fine Robass here today….
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 10:05 am
Yeah you’re right. I usually say shoot for sh*t. For the F word, I say fudge! I really don’t swear though. LOL, ok I take that back, I do sometimes when I’m driving. Like right now, Christmas carols are on the radio, this is me singing today while running errands:
SB: Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be light….IDIOT! What the fudge. Get in your lane!
I have to be careful, my daughter is at the age now where she repeats everything. Lately she’s been saying holy crap. Yep she heard it from me. Bad mommy moment.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 1:17 pm
Hey Southernbelle,
Hope to see your comments today at LTT re: NM Hits/Misses.
Love your Christmas Carol. Wish we could hang out.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 1:37 pm
kmountainlion -I’ll check it out, I haven’t been there in a while. 🙂
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 2:34 pm
Great post today, click and save and click and save…lol
Rob IS on a very high pedestal FOR ME…..and
looking down to tits ( hopefully one day to My ones…lol)
scratching his ears AND looking to the results, picking his nose and looking….you know…
no need to repeat…!!!!
burping loud and
pissing in cups….and so on…
as any REGULAR MAN !
The difference to any regular guy is…….
He can do it from up there…and I am in love with him even more….
THAT’s the GREAT mystery for me..???!!!.
Dear Rob
when I saw the extras of the Art DVD, my eyes could NOT believe from what I was seeing there…
No words!
Love you
Me
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 8:33 am
sorry for my mistakes…I am feverish..:-(
I can’t concentrate,so..
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 9:32 am
Are you sick, Robgirl or just hot from Rob related thoughts?
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 11:09 am
Both..:-)
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 11:16 am
I’m sorry. Feel better, ok!!
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 11:38 am
Thank you …and I HAVE to post it!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 12:10 pm
“Bet I can shove this entire thing in my mouth”
That’s what she said.
By: toooldforthis on December 4, 2009
at 8:33 am
Agree, we’re never ‘toooldforthis’……being a fellow cougar RWAR we know we can and would, could, will do {at least in our dreams}…..<3 you hon…
By: Rubytuesday on December 4, 2009
at 9:58 am
And I do dream about what I would, could and will do to him just about every night 🙂
By: toooldforthis on December 4, 2009
at 1:55 pm
“Bet I can shove this entire thing in my mouth”
That could be a pick-up line alternative to the getting nekkid drowing attention strategy.
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 12:50 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahha!!! OMG…whew, awesome.
By: Proselyte3 on December 4, 2009
at 8:34 am
you had me at “the amazing spectacle of a man that you are”.
too many sinful thoughts, too many… and well, yeah “he’s only human”
By: Libby on December 4, 2009
at 8:42 am
Hi. I’m 12. Just the word ‘shart’ is enough to make me laugh.
By: JodieO on December 4, 2009
at 8:51 am
12??!
By: Shleeeigh on December 4, 2009
at 9:31 am
Mentally.. sometimes..
By: JodieO on December 4, 2009
at 10:53 am
“yep im pretty sure i just sharted” EPIC WIN!!! omg i actually cried
By: kaymac on December 4, 2009
at 4:01 pm
It’s times like these I’m glad I will probably never spend enough time with Rob that he feels comfortable engaging me in his personal gas. I often date The Young, and have yet to meet a man under the age of 27 who consistently smells acceptable.
By: tiffanized on December 4, 2009
at 8:55 am
tiffanized – I have to take this moment to tell you how awesome you are! When I read the letter you wrote last week while Moon & UC were in their turkey coma, you had me in tears. (Seriously, the leg hitch paragraph was brilliant.) UC and Moon are always talking about switching from Team Edward to Team Jacob. After reading your post, I’m thinking about switching from Team UC & Moon to Team Tiffanized!
By: toooldforthis on December 4, 2009
at 9:18 am
aw that’s so sweet. Tiff is the best.
And we really were in a turkey coma, huh?
🙂
By: unintendedchoice on December 4, 2009
at 11:10 am
You know I’m just kidding. I’m like Bella . . . Team Switzerland. I could never choose between you two . . . I mean three.
By: toooldforthis on December 4, 2009
at 1:59 pm
Ya know, I kind of hope that he would have those moments and act like a silly idiot. And that is simply because, even though I am a grown up, I still laugh at fart jokes, and can make any thought or sentence into a dirty one and find it hilarious. I do always think of Rob as Robward…Hott, perfect, charming, awesome…but I also imagine him to be funny, sarcastic, and acting like a pre-pubescent weenie on occasion.
By: Sharpie on December 4, 2009
at 8:56 am
“…can make any thought or sentence into a dirty one and find it hilarious.” This is the special skill I was born with. They say everyone has a talent. HAHAHA ‘TALENT’! < See.
By: Shleeeigh on December 4, 2009
at 10:05 am
BWHAHAHA!!!! Me too!!!! I feel like I am an over achiever in this aspect of life. Dirty thoughts and innuendos. 😉 I’m glad to know I’m not the only one!!
By: Sharpie on December 4, 2009
at 4:20 pm
Team Pedestal, for sure. However, I’m the one who admitted I laughed when he says, “I don’t want you to come” during the break-up scene in NM. So if he is like a 15yo boy, then we definitely have something in common.
He looks HOT in that armpit picture.
By: TLG on December 4, 2009
at 9:03 am
So glad I wasn’t the only one laughing! You only come when Edward tells you to come. That’s what she said.
By: Shleeeigh on December 4, 2009
at 10:06 am
Sharted! Ha!
I believe there is no question that this is Rob. He’s still a boy because what man at 23 actually acts mature?
I prefer the Rob in my mind. The one who looks like he rolled right off the pages of VF, plays a guitar, is serious enough to wear tweed (but not actually do it), is funny and only a leetle bit adorkable. (oh yeah, and is packing like tattward)
By: Sarita Pagita on December 4, 2009
at 9:04 am
Don’t get me wrong: I love guys who are clean-cut and well-mannered. But, every once in a while, I find a complete pig attractive. It all goes back to the cavemen days. If Rob was the epitome of refinement, I don’t know if I’d like him as much. Then again, if he was a complete SLOB, fantasizing about him may be next to impossible.
I’m thinking he’s a mix of the two. And if he isn’t a well-balanced mix, I can pretend he is. That’s the beauty of celebrity crushes. The crush can be as awesome as I want him to be.
Long story short: yes, UC. I do put Rob on a pedestal… but only because I can.
By: Marz on December 4, 2009
at 9:04 am
P.S. Sharting is the most disgusting thing ever… I may have a problem if Rob was a perpetual “sharter”. *shudders* This is where I draw the line in my fantasizing…
By: Marz on December 4, 2009
at 9:05 am
I agree completely about your ideas of celebrity crushes… it’s why it’s so awesome!
By: Athena on December 4, 2009
at 9:07 am
Well said!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 9:28 am
Hey robgirl,
HOpe I see you at LTT re: NM Hits/Misses, but guess it’s past midnight in Germany, right and maybe you are sleeping?
In that case…wishing you exciting dreams.
Ahhh, sleeps have never been so good until Rob “came” along.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 1:45 pm
No…I am not sleeping..is right now 8pm…I never have gone to LTT…maybe I should?
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 2:22 pm
Thanks for the interview about Rob wanting kids. I liked him better when he said he didn’t like kids “at all.” I know…I’m a bad person for saying so…but I’m sure this is tied to the fact that he’s in love now. I think I’m gonna hurl.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 2:59 pm
Robgirl, We need your insights to NM at LTT, although I think you said in a previous post that the version you saw was dubbed, which might make it hard (that’s what she said) to do. Take care.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 3:01 pm
Nooo…you’r NOT bad…I would only having him a kid if I could be the mother of it…hahaha…you know just for the babyexercise..
I prefer him hot and single too…but I guess he was just NOT thinking as ALWAYS…I mean…helllloooo Rob???? …even if you are young NOW…when your kid will be 20 …you will so NOT be his friend …only his OLD and NOT COOL father…lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 3:32 pm
You know I’m kind of dreading watching that interview….so I haven’t watched it yet.
kmountainlion I would feel like u too.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 5:39 pm
This interview brings up life dilemmas for me: am I that stupid or that in love?
Cause for one second I saw myself in a sunny cartoon, getting a job in LA, having kids with Rob and living PASSIONATELY ever after. Wait a minute, that reminds me of the ridiculous little girls asking Rob the same question, while revealing their braces. And yes, you can make fun of me, as I did about the little giggling girls. So, considering that I have never dreamed of this kind of life, it’s quite a huge change that happened in like a second. Of course, there will be a lot of intense sex, but that goes without saying. It’s all-inclusive.
And secondly, you only do these kind of huge plans when you’re desperately in love, and since I quickly got off the sunny cartoon dream, I don’t want to know who the lucky winner is…cause I have a suspicion, and I don’t like it.
So Rob, I know you’re living in a bubble and see all these Hollywood stars getting married, but take a look at Johnny Depp, he first met a French girl and then moved to a desert island. So take your time… and come to Paris.
*hangs head in shame*
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 6:47 pm
I bet everytime he scratches his balls he smells his hand afterwards. Or when he’s heating his hot pocket and it explodes a little, he’ll leave the cheese and pepperoni goo in the microwave. And when he shaves he leaves his little baby beard hairs all over the sink!
…But he’s still on a pedestal. He’s just a dreamboat, and hopefully I’ll find a man IRL who makes me smile as much as Rob does…
By: Athena on December 4, 2009
at 9:04 am
Is is scary that I would be willing to collect all those baby beard hairs for keeps?
GAH…..I need professional help.
By: Katrina on December 4, 2009
at 9:15 am
Hahaha…baby beard hair…too funny!
Made me think of other hair…
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 9:35 am
This post literally brought me out of internet hiding, because I got all excited* by the title, and was HILARIOUSLY let down.
Oh UC, you and your pitiful attempt at hosedowns. Trying to sway the masses away from Rob so you can have him all to yourself….I’m surprised Creepy Uncle Rob didn’t make an appearance…though the possible captions for that picture that are going through my head are all extremely extremely wrong. So kudos to you for knowing when to keep pictures like that to yourself, and knowing when to whip them out.*
*That’s What She Said
By: Zees84 on December 4, 2009
at 9:08 am
haha… I loved that title. I was hoping we’d get picked up by some porn sites. We probably will. we do almost every day…
I know. I considered all the things I could do with Creepy Uncle Rob (that’s what she said.. sorta) but decided to just keep it to HOT pictures (minus 1 or 2!)
By: unintendedchoice on December 4, 2009
at 11:12 am
Win as always, UC, win as always.
By: Zees84 on December 4, 2009
at 11:56 am
Ok, well, I (and several others I know from this blog) am 12 year olds…or at least giggle like 12 year olds.
“I’m coming.” “I don’t want you to come.”
Sorry, I know it was the break up scene but I giggled.
And didn’t Rob already PROVE he is that guy? Talking about sharting himself on national television…anyone??
By: sassysmart on December 4, 2009
at 9:18 am
I also laughed during the break up scene. I probably wouldn’t have if it wasn’t for all of you wonderful bloggers talking about the “I’m coming” dialogue. It’s uncomfortable when the stranger sitting next to you is giving you the “stink eye” because you’re laughing during what is supposed to be be a very heartbreaking moment.
By: toooldforthis on December 4, 2009
at 9:24 am
I also displaced my inner 12 year old by giggling during that scene. Which I didn’t want to do as its meant to be heartbreaking.
I agree, Rob has already proved himself to be THAT guy. lol. Yet we still love him for it.
By: quitesimplyepic on December 4, 2009
at 9:44 am
I cried during the breakup scene( I’m a hopeless romantic ok) but I laughed when Bella hit Paul!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 9:51 am
I actually remember 1) the strut 2) the kisses 3) half-nekkid-Rob-heavy-breathing for 3 minutes….wow…that was gooooood! lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 10:09 am
Robgirl, I remember all of those. I was on cloud nine when he was doing the slow-motion walk. Swoon!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 10:39 am
hahaha…just wondering why in german we’re saying “cloud 7”
WEIRD…the strut was gorgeous!!!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 11:20 am
Really? Cloud 7? That’s so funny!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 12:38 pm
Yes..you know the german words for “wishy washy”? It’s “wischi waschi” and although german is related to english…it’s witty!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 12:44 pm
Yes, he throws himself off that pedestal every opportunity he gets. Did you see that interview–the same one where he talks about buying “underpahnts” when the interviewer asks him how he gets his hair to be so deliciously messy and sticking up, and he says, “well, I just pull my head out of my arse and there it is!” Or something along those lines. This is why no other celebrity has ever caught my attention.
By: The Old One on December 4, 2009
at 1:06 pm
So right, Old One! He constantly downplays his sexiness and talks about things like cutting his toenails and buying “underpants” during interview w/Laura Culpepper.
Rob is the only celeb who has ever caught my attention, as well. He’s just brutally honest and that is so sexy and fun and real.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 2:04 pm
I can’t even read half the words on the pics because the beauty of that man just makes me stupid.
The profile pic in the white shirt were he has a semi scowl on his face…..kills me.
I would have that pic’s baby.
By: Katrina on December 4, 2009
at 9:19 am
Hahaha! @ekels here. Just spewed my milk (not a coffee person) and yelled Argh! when I saw my armpit fart idea on here! I’m so blushing in triumph and my husband left for work thinking I’m insane.
I totally get in some part of my mind that A) Rob is a guy and B) he’s 23 so in all likelihood he does most of these things. Hopefully not the sharting. However, these are the things it’s ok for my husband to do and NOT Rob!
By: SingleStrand on December 4, 2009
at 9:22 am
He looks really sick. Eating all those egg and stuff will him really sick. I like the arm pity noise maker. We used to do this whenwe were kids.
Ah to be young again would be great. It is called a do over. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/
By: bobbygee on December 4, 2009
at 9:24 am
It was Bella that ate the eggs – not Rob!
By: Shleeeigh on December 4, 2009
at 9:32 am
LOL!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 9:43 am
I’m sick….sick of YOU!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 9:39 am
Bobbygee and Rob, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love…
OWN IT, Bobbygee. You come here everyday because you LURVE him. It’s OK. We’ll be there for you when you admit it.
By: TLG on December 4, 2009
at 9:50 am
What is BobbyGee talking about? Eating all the eggs?
By: unintendedchoice on December 4, 2009
at 11:13 am
I guess that’s the problem…he even don’t know himself of what he’s talking about every day…so annoying!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 11:23 am
Booo Robgirl, BobbyGee bathes in fabulousness. Be nice.
By: sparklecakes on December 4, 2009
at 1:50 pm
I just don’t know that guy…maybe he was kinda like the little mascot of the blog, I don’t know…I haven’t been here for such a long time…all I know is that he comments often annoying things about Rob and I really couldn’t find any nice sarcasm in that….So if he’s fine I will take back…
even if I’m wondering what a soccer guy (married to a hot brazilian woman…???) is doing here…so I will pay attention…lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 2:28 pm
I don’t know Bobbygee and have nothing against him, but to the question “What’s a supposedly heterosexual guy doing here?” I suppose the answer has something to do with great advertising space and a lot of visits on his blog.
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 2:47 pm
He’s here for our entertainment.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on December 4, 2009
at 6:43 pm
Maybe BobbyGees’s talking about that interview where Rob doesn’t realize the camera is already rolling and he talks about eating the bacon and eggs and then having to take a minute in the bathroom before he could go on . . . . Why do I know these things?
By: The Old One on December 4, 2009
at 3:54 pm
Bobbygee…
I have to apologize…
I give much credit to the ladies here…
they said you’re ok, so it’s ok for me too! 🙂
I will give you a thumb up,
I don’t really know for what,
but I will trust them…lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 2:51 pm
I like the belching photo….and I’d pay a lot of money to stand in line to hear him do it….the entire alphabet…true story. I’m immature like that!
By: Jena on December 4, 2009
at 9:48 am
I love all these pictures(especially the one where he has his hand inside his shirt) although the captions are a bit disgusting! LOL. You know, my hubby says that “shart” word all the time, just to piss me off since I’m the one that does his laundry!
I have Rob on a pedestal and I’m at his feet willing to do anything for him(well almost anything). Makes me sound like I’m his genie. Maybe I am.
So Rob since you’re on my high pedestal, you can be Major Nelson and I can be Jeannie. I’ll even wear that sexy jeannie outfit for you. 😉
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 9:48 am
Nice! Rob loves Hot Genies!
I know what someone is going to be for Halloween next year! 😉
By: 3hboyshouse on December 4, 2009
at 10:08 am
I’m not waiting til Halloween! 🙂
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 10:35 am
Dirrrrrtttyyy!!!! lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 2:54 pm
Is it me or you just kept writing this word today?
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 3:11 pm
Minuit passe’ it’s really just YOU…and your dirrrrttttyyyy mind…lol
You know….great news… I’ve got an invite to an audition today..lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 3:36 pm
Rob, what are you doing in that picture, are you touching yourself?
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 4:22 pm
Haha, you know which show I’m talking about right? It’s called I dream of Jeannie. They still show reruns!
As for me being dirty….hmm, I could be if I really want to!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 5:40 pm
Well, you just put my Roblust in perspective. I mean, c’mon he IS 23. He probably isn’t the sex God he always is in fanfic (although he could make up for the quality with the quantity-advantage of being 23), bodily functions probably make him giggle and his personal hygiene might leave something to be desired.
Hell, I don’t care-I’d do him anyway, sharting, belching, a little ripe-he’s still Rob.
By: dazzledtodeath on December 4, 2009
at 9:53 am
He’s still Rob…so true!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 10:18 am
You got me at ripe Rob. He sure is ripe for the pickin! Yummy.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 12:40 pm
Bahahahahhhaha! Some 12 year old boy humor at 6:30 in the morning is a little early…yet I still lol’d. The armpit one slayed me.
By: lapushbaby on December 4, 2009
at 9:59 am
I don’t mind putting Rob on a pedestal. Actually, its been good for my marriage. Even though I KNOW Rob is 23 and my hubs is 30 (eek! haha) I am CONSTANTLY comparing them. Now, I know that can sound crazy (but trust me, it’s totally *normal*) but it’s actually a good thing. I see pics like the one of Rob from behind (what a beautiful sight) and think “Hey, that kind of looks like D.” Or “Hey Rob’s hands are a lot like D’s.” This makes it a whole lot more interesting when things get hot and heavy…in pictures, of course 🙂
By: Lila on December 4, 2009
at 10:04 am
My sister outed MY Twi/Robsession to a co-worker of hers the other day. Said co-worker looked her straight in the eye and said Rob Pattinson and Twilight saved my marriage…NO JOKE. My sister didn’t have a clue what to say because she’s never read or watched any of the series, but when she told me, I knew exactly what the co-worker was talking about. Yes there are times that my husband thinks I’m insane or gets his feelings hurt because I have Robporn under my bed and spend all my time reading fanfic. BUT he also realizes that these things keep me sane and somehow more loyal to him. It’s hard to explain. I somehow feel like the series (maybe not Rob so much) has made me appreciate him a little bit more. And the fanfic, well let’s just say that’s made things in the bedroom a little more interestign than they’ve been in a few years! *blushes*
By: SingleStrand on December 4, 2009
at 10:33 am
Well said, SingleStrand!
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 11:18 am
No need to blush…just normal! 🙂
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 11:26 am
Aww gee girls! I should have started commenting on here long ago. I am sooo not alone in my normalness!
By: SingleStrand on December 4, 2009
at 12:02 pm
You are def. NOT alone…and you’re right…
it’s such a great place, my daily cure (although it doesn’t work…lol)
Thank you ALL!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 12:49 pm
I’m sure your husband is now getting more action from you, ifyouknowhatImean.
My husband asked me a while ago “Where am I getting this energy from? What has gotten into you?”
So did you finally get some packing done!?! 🙂
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 12:49 pm
Yeah he sometimes asks if we can just do it the “normal” way! HA!!!
Well I packed four boxes yesterday. None yet today. I’m in theater getting ready for New Moon again!
By: SingleStrand on December 4, 2009
at 2:10 pm
Oh u changed ur avatar! I liked the other one better! 🙂 Rob touching his hair.
“Reverse cowgirl” I may need to look that up! LOL.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 5:37 pm
SingleStrand, Please don’t leave me hangin’ here. What’s the “normal way.” I’m so intrigued, but I’m not loooking for details…really.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 3:36 pm
Well “normal” for us is reverse cowgirl because he’s lazy and I like it 😉
sometimes he gets tired of all the crazy ways I want to try after reading fanfic and whines that he just wants to do it the “normal” way. Did I share too much? He also wants to try to have a baby. I’m not “down with the kids” and am running out of ways to turn him down.
By: SingleStrand on December 4, 2009
at 5:21 pm
SingleStrand, I ❤ you for sharing the deets. My husband is loving the new action, too but I haven't even read any fanfic yet. Wow, things just got a lot more interesting. What's your fav fanfic story? I need some of that!
I hope you work the baby thing out. It's such a huge issue.
I do like kids, but don't want any of my own either.
By: kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 6:09 pm
SouthernBelle – Well, my avatar for some reason doesn’t work when I post from my phone 😦 So I’m back on the laptop and it should show up with this one! The packing will begin again tomorrow. DO look up reverse cowgirl. It’s my favorite…
kmountainlion – it looks like some other girlies beat me to the punch while I was out watching New Moon and Christmas shopping but I MUST put in my two cents on fanfic. There is some really well written stuff out there. Stuff that makes me cry and laugh and get excited just as much as S. Meyer’s books. My favorites are:
Wide Awake
Let Your Light Shine / A Life Extraordinary
Clipped Wings and Inked Armour
Reality Minus Expectations
Art After Five
Hydraulic Level 5
Most of those are finished I believe except CW&IA and Hydraulic Level 5 but they are both winding down. I try not to start a fic that is only a few chapters in. 1) I don’t know if the writer is going to stick with it and I’ve been fanficf*cked before and didn’t like it. 2) I have enough spare time on my hands to read a lot. And I get pissed if I get into a fic and then have to wait weeks for one more chapter at a time to come up. Some of them are worth waiting for but I read so many, some of them aren’t worth it. I have forgotten the story line by the time I get another chapter. This is the fanfic gospel according to SingleStrand. I have lots more thoughts. If I ever figure out the forum and this PM business (I’m old), we could have numerous email conversations about Rob/Twilight/Fanfic/Etc… 🙂 Enjoy!
By: SingleStrand on December 4, 2009
at 9:46 pm
Singlestrand -yes I looked up the reverse cowgirl! I was expecting something else, hmmmm. Interesting! LOL. You crack me up! I’m in the forum, I barely go on there but I do get all the messages sent to me so feel free to PM. I’m into fanfic too, but I’m very picky :-).
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 10:47 pm
See, I don’t really have him up on a pedestal… I assume he’s immature, but so am I. I’m guilty of laughing at some pretty juvenile stuff (fart jokes included). Also, I say “that’s what she said” like it’s my job, so it’s not like I can sit here proclaiming to be a classy girl above it all.
By: HeyyyBrother on December 4, 2009
at 10:04 am
You’re one of my favorite people I’ve ever come across.
That’s What She (Literally! HB said it to me a few minutes ago) Said.
By: Zees84 on December 4, 2009
at 11:49 am
Ugh, that was supposed to explain that its HB’s brilliant joke and not mine. She said it, and she also said TWSS. She is funny, I just repeat.
By: Zees84 on December 4, 2009
at 11:53 am
HAHA I heart you. Thanks for promoting me.
By: HeyyyBrother on December 4, 2009
at 4:40 pm
You had me at “Daniel Gale”!
Sadly, these make no difference in my acute fondness for Rob. I am unconditionally and irrevocably hot for this boy/man. Totally normal, right?!!
By: 3hboyshouse on December 4, 2009
at 10:04 am
Right.
By: Shleeeigh on December 4, 2009
at 10:07 am
You are normal in my world!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 1:11 pm
Good lord if Rob had the fight of Tyler in Remember Me than yes, I’d take him. That’s means wall sex…
By: Kendall on December 4, 2009
at 10:07 am
Yes Please!
That looks so HAWT can I can’t wait for Robler to finally get it on (the whole Twilight abstinence thing is getting lame)…steamy wall sex is going to be sooooo good!!
By: Lila on December 4, 2009
at 10:10 am
When I read “Robler” I suddenly pictured Rob in the Hamburglar costume. Then I heard him say “cheeseburgers”.
By: TLG on December 4, 2009
at 3:02 pm
I work with an office full of early twenty-something males. I’m fully aware of how that age group acts. And judging from some of Rob’s interviews he fits into that category. BUT, he also displays another side which is more mature while still being funny and charming. I’m thinking he’s a hybrid. One of those mythical 23 years olds that appeals to females aged from 12-90 yrs.
Whatever it is he’s got it and I want it!
By: Christa64c on December 4, 2009
at 10:09 am
Word!
I know a lot of guys around 25/30age,
they are ALL the same (mostly when they are among their crowds…lol)
…that’s why they HOT…
ageing and becoming (too) clean and precise is nice for the properly house,
but def. not for the hot and dirrrrty sex!
So Rob…remain who you are…I’m fine with it!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 10:27 am
quote
” How can you love a woman without making love to her?”
“I guess like a dog”
*back to work*
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 10:38 am
I cracked up hearing that, best interview ever! Your french are …???
The quote from today:
“I want to be a young Dad, so I can grow the kid up teaching him to be “cool” and then I will make friend with him!
Sooo Rob… his logic…
Dear “future young Dad”, I will offer myself for having you this experience!”
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 11:34 am
Get in line missy!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 1:06 pm
OMG! Good thing you keep me informed. Just saw it! I am so changing my opinon on having kids young. I am full of love and all of the sudden feel all the hapiness of starting a family!!! He changed pretty fast his young boy opinion (“i don’t want kids”) to “I want to be a young dad”. Hope it’s not due to a certain someone.
As for the fr. interviewer, the guy is a douche, but I loved him for insisting with 3 sex questions, all pretty much the same.
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 1:47 pm
Where can I find this interview? Sounds interesting.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 2:10 pm
My dad was 22 or 23 when I was born. Hmm, it was not an easy time for him and my mom! I’d say wait a little Rob. That’s just my 2 cents. However, if you’re desperate then I can help you. It can be arranged!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 2:33 pm
For Kmountainlion…I hope it’s OK to post the interview..
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 2:35 pm
Does anyone know what the interviewer asks after the “lose you cell phone” question? I couldn’t understand it. Did you hear the publicist smack-down on the ‘fall in love with your co-star” question!? Ha!
I love when he says “slick”!
By: TLG on December 4, 2009
at 2:57 pm
She asked something like “Would you go mad loosing your cell phone?” He said “No”, that cracks me up while the only one calling him all the time….is his MUM! lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 3:40 pm
Robgirl – thanks, but what is the next question? The one where he pauses and then says “No”? I can’t understand what she’s saying.
By: TLG on December 4, 2009
at 5:40 pm
TLG sorry for the mistake…I guess that was “is Zac Efron your rival?” You can find the questions on Robsessed.com
By: robgirl86 on December 5, 2009
at 1:53 am
This letter? WIN. Made of it.
That is all.
By: Jules on December 4, 2009
at 10:24 am
You two are just not right.. and yet some how I can not contain the laughter 🙂 Thanks for the Friday giggles!
By: Kelly on December 4, 2009
at 10:47 am
Did you keep a straight face when he said “the WETTEST place in the continental US” in Twilight? Thanks Mel/Cath!
By: Keisha on December 4, 2009
at 10:54 am
Thanks for the reminder about “wettest place in continental US,” and yes I did laugh at that!
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 11:21 am
I totes laughed but I don’t know if it was his strange Brit/Amer/Vamp accent or if it was because he said wettest!
By: SingleStrand on December 4, 2009
at 12:04 pm
I seriously had to rewind and use context clues to find out what he said, and then I had to rewind again b/c I couldn’t believe he said wettest!
By: Keisha on December 4, 2009
at 12:31 pm
LMAO!!! I think Rob has really matured over the last year. All of the interviews he did showed how much he has “ahem” matured. He is lovely as ever and definitely a “man”!
By: Hellokittee on December 4, 2009
at 11:05 am
I suspect those two knew what they were talking about!
Maybe there are so many hidden meanings that we didn’t get, keeping staring at Robward lol
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 11:07 am
well, that was for Keisha but I’m to speedy today.
By: minuit passé on December 4, 2009
at 11:08 am
“speedy” is actually so not a Rob-feature…I hope..:-)
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 11:47 am
I’m fairly sure that if Rob told me I had nice tits, I would just remove my shirt completely.
And I pretty much have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy, so most of those had me snort-giggling.
By: pange1223 on December 4, 2009
at 11:16 am
So funny – I love it..the sharted picture is going to make laugh the day away.
Rob is downloading all of these images right now and emailing them to his buddies and going “UC has ESPN – how the eff did she know what I was thinking?”
Awesomeness as always – thanks for the Friday funnies.
By: Itsallhappenning on December 4, 2009
at 11:17 am
I do put him on a pedestal, I do. *sigh*
But in my defense, the pedestal isn’t so high up. I can’t still reach up on my tippy toes and kiss his long and hot….nose.
teehee *blushes like Bella*
By: LadyN on December 4, 2009
at 11:31 am
Ps. this is soooo when he still liked his fans: https://letterstorob.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/pattinsoneatsabug.jpg?w=350&h=202
now he’s just terrified.
By: LadyN on December 4, 2009
at 11:34 am
I love that pic! Essence of much Robporn!
Look at his eyes…lol
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 11:49 am
I can’t laugh today…bad mood, so I’m going to need some sort of mind eraser to help me get those captions out of my head. My mantra today will be “magic wand, “magic wand…”
see Rob at .22, .31 and .35.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 11:38 am
Aw, don’t be in a bad mood! Maybe you can listen to Sex on Fire while reading fanfic? That always makes me smile :-).
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 1:10 pm
Love Sex on Fire and will read some fanfic, too. I’m cheered up already.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 1:38 pm
Sorry you are grumpy! Fanfic always cheers me up! Go with CWAIA and then bake some cupcakes. 😉
By: 3hboyshouse on December 4, 2009
at 3:09 pm
Great tip, 3hboyshouse.
Thanks so much!
It’s blisteringly cold here, wish I was in AZ.
By: Kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 3:39 pm
What are you reading? Do share! So glad you’re feeling cheery already!
It’s so cold here too, I think it’s in the 20s. So funny I found this old cashmere scarf from France that a friend bought me(when she was living there). I don’t know why but when I was wrapping it around my neck I thought of Rob! Weirdo…me.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 5:44 pm
Southernbelle,
If you are asking what I’m reading, it’ll be fanfic tonight, but I don’t know where to start except with CWAIA as 3boyshouse suggested.
I ordered a copy of Bel Ami and am going to research Dorian Gray, too.
Unrelated Rob book is: Unaccostomed Earth by Jhumpa Lahari (short stories), very well written, but no action.
How about you? What are you reading?
By: kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 6:15 pm
kmountainlion – I just got done w/ a good one, it’s called One in a Million (twilighted), it’s not finished yet. It’s a robfic. I’ve read so many. Here are my faves:
Creature of Habit(fanfiction.net)
Breakfast at Tiffany’s(fanfiction.net)
Deconstructing Dracula(fanfiction.net)
Wide Awake(twilighted)
Don’t hate me but I don’t like a lot of smut. I want some of the sex scenes but I would like for the characters to have other things too! 😉 Oh and I also wrote a fanfiction story, I have 9 chapters so far posted. But I don’t want to advertise it here.
I love to read. I have other books too that I’m reading. I love classics. You know anything Jane Austen or Emily Bronte. I lve Les Miserables, read the story, saw the movie and the play. I auditioned for the play but I didn’t get it, said I was way too young. 🙂
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 6:26 pm
@Southernbelle, No smut!?! What is the point of fanfic if you are not reading it for the smut?! 😉
@kmountainlion, you have to read Wide Awake, The Office, Clipped Wings and Inked Armor, The Sub/The Dom/The training, Tropic of Virgo. I am so excited for you, you are a fanfic virgin! Now I really sound like a sex-starved housewife! Really I am not, really, really I promise! I will let you know if I think of any others.
PS. It is kind of cold here in AZ too. It’s like 65 today, brrrr! 😉
By: 3hboyshouse on December 4, 2009
at 6:46 pm
3hboyshouse -hey i know I’m not alone in this manner! Lol. And I didn’t say I don’t like smut ok, I said I don’t like a WHOLE lot of smut. 🙂 Not like every 5 minutes is some sex scene! I want a lot of build up and characterization.
Part of the reason why the whole Twilight saga is so appealing to me is all the resisting you know? All those pent up sexual tension is so marvelous! It makes me hot just thinking about it! I mean little things that Edward would do are so darn sexy…such as when he would run his fingers thru her jaw/cheek, kissing her hair, and let’s not forget the leg hitch!
Now do you understand where I’m coming from? 🙂
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 6:54 pm
65 is cold for you? It could be in the 50s here and I’d still be wearing shorts! LOL
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 6:57 pm
My advice for “Bad mood”…some wine and Rihanna “Control me” looking at some youtubeclassicRobvideos! It works…trust!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 3:42 pm
southernbelle,
Thanks so much for the tips. I’ve saved your suggestions and will begin reading as soon as I can escape from my regular life. I don’t really like anything hard core, but who knows maybe I will adapt.
3hboyshouse,
Thanks to you, too. Can’t wait to get started. You are a great influence! Sorry the weather sucks so much in AZ. I really feel bad for ya.
Robsgirl,
Wine and Rihanna…Yes!!! Don’t know when I’ll get over the Rob video from today. I’m taking it really hard which proves I need a life in the most serious way. As if he and I were really going to get together.
By: kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 7:45 pm
Southernbelle,
I love Jane Austen and Emily Bronte, too. Thanks for sharing.
By: kmountainlion on December 4, 2009
at 7:48 pm
Kmountainlion -thanks! See I know I’m not the only one who’s not into hardcore! My husband might like it though!
So glad to see you like the classics! 🙂
Happy reading hon!
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 10:53 pm
Ahhhhhhaaahhahahhaha!
By: Janetrigs on December 4, 2009
at 11:44 am
I think many of us keep him on that pedestal fully knowing he’s actually just a gross, dirty, stinky boy (like he says, right?). My husband disgusts me on a regular basis, but I still get it on with him. (that’s normal, right?)
So…do any of us really care that Rob is just like any other guy under all that hotness? Nah.
We just don’t to see him picking his nose, scratching his balls or farting audibly in public is all. Isn’t that what we hope for from all men? It’s not a long list!
So I say, enjoy Rob, my sisters – ALL of him. And let’s just pray he doesn’t do those things too often in public to remind us that he DOES in fact, do them. And we can imagine he’s just thinking sexy thoughts about us when he makes those faces, instead of realizing he has to fart and it’s gonna stink the place up.
Haha!
By: Lumedog7 on December 4, 2009
at 11:44 am
As long as he doesn’t have toe fungus … it’s all good.
By: allryans on December 4, 2009
at 11:52 am
…or swine flu…I was laughing so hard when I saw Kimmel, Kristen had the swine flu (he obviously knew that/aka was present…lol) but he refused….like ALL man, they are so scary of this little injection…
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 12:17 pm
…I mean swine flu SHOT! SHOT! Robgirl is sick! Can’t type!
By: robgirl86 on December 4, 2009
at 12:19 pm
I had the swine flu just recently. It was not fun. I’m still coughing remnants from it.
By: southernbelle on December 4, 2009
at 2:07 pm
Bahaha the wash me one is amazing!
By: KatOfDiamonds on December 4, 2009
at 12:00 pm
Rob can work some balls-itch like no other. That is all.
By: DontQuestionMe on December 4, 2009
at 1:31 pm
Well seeing as I, a 22 year old girl, have a maturity level of a 13 year old boy, these all make me laugh. And I kinda think/hope Rob is slightly immature as well.
I think I died from laughter at the one about sharting. Nothing like having Rob and “sharted” in the same picture. Fantastic.
By: cedvanhalen on December 4, 2009
at 2:10 pm