I was just thinking about the amazing spectacle of a man that you are and realized I pretty much put you on a pedestal. I think of you as having the manners of Edward, with the adorkableness of Daniel Gale mixed with the magical wand (ahem) of Cedric Diggory with the artistic nature of Salvador Dali yet the stability of Carlisle Cullen. (With the looks of GQ and Vanity Fair 2009 Rob all the time, of course.)
But the reality is…. you’re 23. You could have the maturity of Quil Ateara with the awkwardness of Neville Longbottom and the fight in you like Tyler from Remember Me. Or you might laugh at sex jokes like a 12 year old boy for all I know.
You’re a man- one HOT spectacle of a man, yes, but a man. And you might, gulp, do man things….. and I’m not talking about the kind of things that leave me breathless and begging for more. So what if you look as you do, yet act like a man- a boy- or the 23 year old you are? Would that change anything…….?
Rob? Sharted? Same sentence. Watch me ruin more pictures of Rob after the jump
Sigh. Boys will be boys,
So, what do you think? Is Rob like this? Do YOU put him on a pedestal like I do?!
Thanks to @ekels for that armpit picture of Rob & the idea that started this entire post!
And SPECIAL thanks to my RobPorn (whether GOOD or BAD!) dealers: Zephyersky and JodieO for your help XOXO
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