This past weekend I was sitting around, thinking of you like I always do, and I realized how close we’ve gotten in the past (almost) five months. A few months ago, in my Rob Journal*, I started listing the ways we were connected. It was kinda like that ’6-degrees of separation’ thing. Ya know, like with Kevin Bacon. Except that you’re hot and your last name is not a type of breakfast meat. As I reflected on my Rob Journal writings, I noticed a pattern. As the months have worn on- my connections to you have gotten closer and closer… almost to the point of, gasp, really knowing you! Look at what I mean:
6 degrees from you: We’re just skipping this one entirely! Off to a good start!
5 degrees from you: I have a good friend who’s best friend’s brother is good friends with Katy Perry- who you had dinner with on December 17, 2008. So: Good friend + best friend + brother + Katy= Rob. Five!
4 degrees from you: The Bff (ya know, the James look-alike we talk about on LTT) and his band, Far Beyond Frail, have the same manager as the singer-songwriter Charlotte Martin who wrote a song that appeared on “The London Movie Soundtrack” and YOU live in London. (I know.. long shot.. but this was a dark time in the Rob Journal) So: The Bff + Charlotte + London= Rob. Four!
3 degrees from you: In January, I was the MOH in my cousin’s wedding. Another bridesmaid was dating Andy, who is in a band called “the Academy is” who are on the label Fueled by Ramen with Paramore, which of course has Hayley Williams who had a fake Myspace date with you. So: Andy + Paramore/Hayley =Rob. THREE! Wait! I’m not done… My husband’s college best buddies are in a band called Paper Route who TOURED with Paramore last summer right before Hayley had her fake date with you! PaperRoute + Hayley= ROB.
2nd degrees from you: We can’t forget about your boy Sam Bradley and his love for LTR. He loves us, you & I just know it. So Sam Bradley=Rob (wow.. I’m not good at math, but that looks like a false equation if I’ve ever seen one!) TWO!
Do you know what this means Rob? There’s only one thing left to do- let’s close this gap and make this thing official. It’s time to only be separated by one degree.. you know, where the equation says Me + You= sex 6 degrees of sex uh late nights talking about literature and sex whatever… just get over here and we’ll see where this night takes us…
*I don’t have a “Rob Journal” but I should!
So you’re all 3 degrees connected to Rob… LTR+Sam=Rob, but do you have any other cool connections? Let’s hear them!
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