I needed to write you because I’m afraid UC is turning into me… the sappy, deeply sentimental, gushy version of ME that I try to keep hidden! She’s usually the funny ‘I wanna shag you’ writer and I usually end up writing about wanting to hug you and your mom. Wtf?! But today is quite the opposite… we’ve been going back n forth about that Variety interview you did before the Twilight premier last year… you know the 15 minute one in the hotel with that woman who sounds like Catherine Hardwickes older slightly less cougar-y sister? Yea, this one…
(part one, full version here)
It was like the good ol days when we would watch the hour long Vanity Fair video and break it down just us two and then figure out we needed to blog to the world about our obsession. Only this time she was saying stuff like “I miss this Rob” “He’s not like this anymore he’s changed, he’s scared of the crazies, he won’t give this kind of interview again!” and the ultimate: “I can’t think of anything sexual to say about this video!” and THEN I got worried! I mean COME ON! The V Neck, the way you’re sipping the last drop in that Coke bottle till it’s gone and then some? Hello interviewer lady get this man another Coke!
But seriously Rob you wouldn’t change on us right? Sure you’re a little more conscientious now but I wanted to tell you our offer stands if you ever wanna spill your guts we’ll interview you in my room with a handheld camera, make you sit on an old sleeper sofa from ’85 with hot pockets crumbs in it and feed you teensy tiny bottles of Coke if you’ll never change! And we can talk more about how New Moon is your favorite book because Edward isn’t in it and how the months part made you sad. ME too, Rob… me too. Oh and we may find things to do other than uh interview you… I mean we have a camcorder after all we gotta make good use of it.
So answer us and make UC’s and my day… and then maybe my non gushy UC will come back to me!