You finally showed up on Saturday Night Live!! Even after we’ve talked about it and cringed at the possibilities of 2nd hand embarrassment… but you showed up anyway… WELL SORTA… have a look
Mort Mort Feingold does your and Kristen’s taxes
DUDE, why is it almost validating that the general public thinks these things about you guys? The fake/not fake relationship and your refusal to talk about it, the sitting up straight, the sour expressions,the mumbling, the hair. We’ve been talking about it for years and it’s finally reached a point where it’s been skewered on SNL. Thank you God, this little fandom isn’t the only ones who notice this stuff anymore. Of course they missed a few key stereotypes: the hot pockets, the general drunkenness, the plaid. And too bad Tom Stu wasn’t standing in the doorway looking forlornly in Kristen’s direction otherwise I’d begin to think there was a mole in the Robdom.
The scary good news is that Loren Micheals (creator/producer/Svengali of SNL) was recently quoted as saying they’ve asked you to host SNL this year and after seeing you on Jimmy Fallon doing the “Bothered” skit they think you’d be great! As much as I’d love this I gotta also say I don’t know if I can defend you that much if it goes terribly wrong (read: Taylor hosting SNL). But I also gotta sad I’m morbidly curious as to what skits you’d end up doing. May I suggest you being part of some of my favorite reoccurring skits? Doesn’t matter if you do, I will anyway, this is my blog biotch!
With your supposed love of NWA and hip hop you should most defs be on an episode of “Hip Hop Kids” you name should be MC Mumbles-A-Lot and you fight off a bear by talking so quietly and incoherently he forgets you’re there and leaves to eat some berries and pic-a-nic baskets.
Make our nerd dreams come true and be a guest on Weekend Update with Seth Meyers. Give a commentary on the state of our Youth Culture and their obsessions with things like Vampires, dudes who don’t shower and young 16 yr old boy sings who look like lesbians.
My personal favorite “What up with that” with Kenan Thompson. It’s a sensation gonna be a celebration, gonna feel elation… you jamming to Kenan singing… may I suggest doing the cabbage patch or running man with Jason Sudekis? DO IT!
Be an ex prisoner sent to educate school kids on why they shouldn’t be hooligan criminals in “Scared Straight” and use amazingly awful sexual innuendo to make us laugh for days. THIS HERE’S REAL! “The only pills you’re gonna be taking are not a red and a blue one it’s gonna be a black one and a latino one!”
But really, do you think you can do it Rob? Can you put aside our your embarassement and bring us the funny? Or do you just want to cut us a deal and be a musical guest instead? COME ON!!!
Ohhhhh whheeeeee what’s up with that?
Should he host or should be not? Pros and Cons? Besides those AMAZING images we’d get from the SNL photoshoot? What reoccuring skit should he be part of?