Dear Rob,
You finally showed up on Saturday Night Live!! Even after we’ve talked about it and cringed at the possibilities of 2nd hand embarrassment… but you showed up anyway… WELL SORTA… have a look
Mort Mort Feingold does your and Kristen’s taxes
DUDE, why is it almost validating that the general public thinks these things about you guys? The fake/not fake relationship and your refusal to talk about it, the sitting up straight, the sour expressions,the mumbling, the hair. We’ve been talking about it for years and it’s finally reached a point where it’s been skewered on SNL. Thank you God, this little fandom isn’t the only ones who notice this stuff anymore. Of course they missed a few key stereotypes: the hot pockets, the general drunkenness, the plaid. And too bad Tom Stu wasn’t standing in the doorway looking forlornly in Kristen’s direction otherwise I’d begin to think there was a mole in the Robdom.
This is the face I'd be making the entire time. Half scared half super excited
The scary good news is that Loren Micheals (creator/producer/Svengali of SNL) was recently quoted as saying they’ve asked you to host SNL this year and after seeing you on Jimmy Fallon doing the “Bothered” skit they think you’d be great! As much as I’d love this I gotta also say I don’t know if I can defend you that much if it goes terribly wrong (read: Taylor hosting SNL). But I also gotta sad I’m morbidly curious as to what skits you’d end up doing. May I suggest you being part of some of my favorite reoccurring skits? Doesn’t matter if you do, I will anyway, this is my blog biotch!
With your supposed love of NWA and hip hop you should most defs be on an episode of “Hip Hop Kids” you name should be MC Mumbles-A-Lot and you fight off a bear by talking so quietly and incoherently he forgets you’re there and leaves to eat some berries and pic-a-nic baskets.
Make our nerd dreams come true and be a guest on Weekend Update with Seth Meyers. Give a commentary on the state of our Youth Culture and their obsessions with things like Vampires, dudes who don’t shower and young 16 yr old boy sings who look like lesbians.
My personal favorite “What up with that” with Kenan Thompson. It’s a sensation gonna be a celebration, gonna feel elation… you jamming to Kenan singing… may I suggest doing the cabbage patch or running man with Jason Sudekis? DO IT!
Be an ex prisoner sent to educate school kids on why they shouldn’t be hooligan criminals in “Scared Straight” and use amazingly awful sexual innuendo to make us laugh for days. THIS HERE’S REAL! “The only pills you’re gonna be taking are not a red and a blue one it’s gonna be a black one and a latino one!”
But really, do you think you can do it Rob? Can you put aside our your embarassement and bring us the funny? Or do you just want to cut us a deal and be a musical guest instead? COME ON!!!
Ohhhhh whheeeeee what’s up with that?
Themoonisdown
Should he host or should be not? Pros and Cons? Besides those AMAZING images we’d get from the SNL photoshoot? What reoccuring skit should he be part of?
Letters to Rob 
My dreams would definatly come true if Rob hosts SNL.
.. It’s my dick in a box bayayb.
.. If doin it is wrong I don’t wanna be right!
Oh man if he did it I can’t wait to see what they come up with
By: LauraBee on April 20, 2010
at 8:06 am
I do not get the SNL in jokes, no SNL in the UK (though I think there used to be)…anyhoo, I would watch RP in bloody anything.
Wish he did more TV in the UK too – Jonathan Ross, Graham Norton……but the less TV he does over here, the more he keeps on the DL over here….
😦 for TV appearances
🙂 for him and his anonymity
By: @BarnesGirl11 on April 20, 2010
at 10:04 am
would love to see HHH on Jonathan Ross…..maybe Graham Norton, he’s a bit hit and miss though, but Jonathan Ross is bloody marv…and great music on his show also, but HHH is going to have to be quick Jonathan’s leaving the Beeb 😦
By: mine!mine!mine! on April 20, 2010
at 10:39 am
And HHH is leaving London even sooner- if flights ever resume that is
🙂
By: @BarnesGirl11 on April 20, 2010
at 11:16 am
so he’s still in London then? Haven’t seen / heard anything re. his whereabouts? But then I’ve been trying to cut back on the cyber stalking.
By: mine!mine!mine! on April 20, 2010
at 11:20 am
HHH has to leave London and the European sky suddenly opens for air traffic.
By: JellybeanRainbow on April 20, 2010
at 6:25 pm
@ Jellybean ~ Thus confirming that he truly is RobGod.
Listen to the harps and choirs of angels singing! 😀
By: pumagirlsf on April 20, 2010
at 6:34 pm
Oh I am in love with your avatar….sigh
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 11:27 am
Wow I spelled “definitely” way wrong.. just noticed that.
By: LauraBee on April 20, 2010
at 11:56 am
Oooh, now I’m torn: Rob hosting or Rob as the musical guest. How about both? He’s the biggest thing in Hollywood right now (twss), he could do both.
By: toooldforthis on April 20, 2010
at 8:08 am
Robbie could do both..
Taylor Swift did.. (hosted and performed) it was pretty good.
She wrote her own opening monologue.. it was hilar! 🙂
By: hermes on April 20, 2010
at 1:06 pm
I know I’m (always) in the minority, & I could only watch clips of it on youtube, but I liked Tay on SNL. I thought he was funny & a good sport. Long live Team Edward & smooching folders!
I think I could only watch Rob try this if
a) he promised to do it slightly squiffy &
b) if I can watch from behind the sofa like I did with Dr Who as a child, &
c) if Kristen does it with him.
By: eatmyjorts on April 20, 2010
at 8:12 am
you’re not alone, I liked Taylor as well on SNL, to me he did a good job, 18y……….I’ve seen worse!
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 8:19 am
He is NOT 18y…? Ohhhhh
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 9:52 am
LMFAO!!!
By: melronin on April 20, 2010
at 10:08 am
Oooooh, thumbs down for me! Bring it on!
By: eatmyjorts on April 20, 2010
at 9:40 am
I’ll support you another time today…hahahah
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 9:51 am
I don’t understand the thumbs-down. I think Taylor did a great job on SNL, and it was because he was playing it straight, making fun of himself. If Rob has the same kind of skits, that is, he is the “straight man”, it could be very funny. However, SNL in general has become very corny and trite, and if Rob never goes on, I would be completely happy to miss out on the second-hand embarrassment.
By: The Old One on April 20, 2010
at 12:14 pm
I think the thumbs down are for Kristen….we don’t want to see that [Kristen] just Rob 🙂
By: mine!mine!mine! on April 20, 2010
at 10:40 am
I liked Taylor too on SNL, he made me laugh. 🙂 I love how he wore a denim mini-skirt and leggings underneath, woot! LOL.
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 11:29 am
robert and kristen, definately
By: Pinky on April 20, 2010
at 8:08 pm
I cannot open the skits, so once again, NO clue about them 😦 , I saw SNL only a few times…
To me Rob is one of the funniest guys I ever heard and saw, but I’m in love and maybe just totally blind!
R.<3
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 8:16 am
….british & american humour, is that compatible (outside from LTR…lol)?
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 8:21 am
I’m in love and totally…NOT blind…!!! 😀
By: melronin on April 20, 2010
at 9:03 am
REally? Just “maybe” you are totally blind?
That’s a good one, Robgirl.
oxox
me
By: mountainlion on April 20, 2010
at 3:37 pm
I’m so in love with him…well you knew that already. 🙂
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 5:47 pm
I am so mixed on this!
Rob seems like he’d be WAY too awkward to ever be a host. Maybe a one shot, like show up on one skit and then leave.
But he also did well on Jimmy Fallon, although we have no clue how many takes that took. And How to Be was kinda funny. But also really awkward. But he also probably took a lot of takes
Hosting? Be in an entire show?
Come on Rob, prove me wrong!
By: Jamie on April 20, 2010
at 8:17 am
I think you’re right…at the risk of being thumbsdowned to death (what a way to go), I would venture the opinion that Rob wasn’t really funny on Fallon, he was more endearing…if you’re a fan.
*hides under thumbproof rhino hide tarpaulin*
By: eatmyjorts on April 20, 2010
at 9:43 am
I think Rob is his funniest when he’s non-scripted. That’s what drew me to him in the first place was watching all of his interviews when he would let things slip that he probably wasn’t supposed to.
I say, let him host SNL, but make him do it improv.
That could be epic!
By: toooldforthis on April 20, 2010
at 10:20 am
I think you is right EMJ!
I’ve gotta say the ‘bothered’ skits don’t really match up to the Catherine Tate originals in my book (BMH holla!)
For anyone outside the uk this is what Rob would sound like if he had lived in inner London and wasn’t privately educated. Not really, well kinda
By: Goodgirlgoneplaid on April 20, 2010
at 11:34 am
My husband and I were actually at the dress rehearsal this weekend for SNL! It was a weekend away from the kids date!
In the dress rehearsal, the Rob/Kristen with Mort didn’t really get a lot of laughs. I thought they would cut it from the final show. I, of course, laughed and was probably one of the loudest laughs for their part. The Mel Gibson and Susan Boyle parts got the most laughs at the rehearsal.
On another note, I totally fangirled on the way out of the show — I saw Jason Sudekis in the hallway on the way out and touched his arm (what was I thinking?!?) and told him how I think he’s one of the funniest on the show! He looked a bit scared of me but said “Thanks!.”
I may have had some liquid courage in me!
By: Cam on April 20, 2010
at 8:25 am
Wait! He could split duties hosting with Betty White — shes not going to host a full show.
They could do it together and since “older is better” she could show him the way………to be funny in skit comedy. Tina Fey could come back in for a skit as the teacher…..or Rob could be the man size brownie. (yum)
There is sooo much that he could do.
Remember:
Folders are for keeping paper, NOT for kissing. Team Edward all the way
By: Tigerkitten36 on April 20, 2010
at 8:26 am
OHHH YEAHHH. I totally agree. He should split w/ Betty White. Oh the funny possibilities. Like, the ultimate cougar or Golden Girls (w/ Rob as Bea Arthur). I am really gettin’ excited about this now.
PS – Should I be worried that I seem to have a fascination w/ seeing really masculine guys in drag? I just think it is so funny to see them so out of character. (Like when Justin Timerlake or Derek Jetter did it on SNL).
By: ms.J on April 20, 2010
at 11:19 am
Thye could bring in Cameron Diaz and redo the Cougar skit with Rob being the “bait” Rawr.
By: Tigerkitten36 on April 20, 2010
at 9:21 pm
YES!YES!YES! I want him (to do it-SNL that is).
P.S. Why do I live in a country where television is made by the same boring wrecks who are there since black&white TV? Obviously there is no SNL, JImmy Fallon & co kind of show.
By: minuit passé on April 20, 2010
at 8:31 am
hahahaha, move on and come to me! lol
TV=totes funny here…. plus 5 million channels….is FranceTV really like u desribed? WHY? Lots of questions I have today…
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 8:38 am
There are a couple of smart&cool channels, very parisian+a couple of shows on other more mass market channels (not particulary funny but interesting)+an arty channel and the rest of the big national channels = zzzzzzzzz. Like everywhere there are a million of new channels but very cheap. Then there’s news/sports/international channels, but that’s smth else. Well it’s a lil’ more complex, but I’ve rambled enough, sorry about that.
By: minuit passé on April 20, 2010
at 9:53 am
I love ARTE, has nothing to do with fun, but it’s awesome!
Eccellent french-german cooperation….. ❤
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 10:09 am
@MP are there really just a bunch of people sittin’ aroud a table and argueing about serious things.i mean any time i check out a frentch tv channel it’s something like that. but i must admit, i admire that.
and Rob, turkish tvs are total circus there is just one tv show i like and i think better that whole american ones (jay,conan,jimmy bla bla bla)
and my only dream to see u there.come here and be Okan’s guest pls!
By: che on April 20, 2010
at 9:23 am
Haha, most of the formats are around a table, subjects can be politics, culture or entertainment. It’s interesting, quite elitist, but we have nothing in the style of Am. evening shows.
By: minuit passé on April 20, 2010
at 9:54 am
Just thought of a show maybe in the Am. style, but def. not mainstream.
By: minuit passé on April 20, 2010
at 9:55 am
yes : ) that’s what i said and like which my favourite turkish tv show is all about fun like AM. ones but just the style is like french ones aroun a table=total win
By: che on April 20, 2010
at 9:59 am
If J-Lo can handle hosting it, Rob will be just fine. Don’t know if I can handle Kristen though. She’d be dropping things and stuttering all over herself. That shit’s funny on awards shows but on SNL…not so much.
By: swansong on April 20, 2010
at 8:38 am
you know, once you get that “what up with that? what up with that?” in my head, it’s gonna be there the whole rest of the day
I think rob would be awkward.. but really funny too.. and he said once he had a bit of a thing for tina fey.. she should totally be a robcat going after him.. that would rock
By: owl_ransom on April 20, 2010
at 8:39 am
He will be funny awkward :-).
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 11:48 am
okay, first off i can’t watch the video because my work is stupid and has it blocked (dumb).
and secondly, when i heard that my second husband possibly, meh beh, might be hosting SNL, i kind of had that nauseous/heart dipping moment. now before people get in an uproar, let me ‘splain. i love me some robert. the man could stand in front of a camera just fingering his jaw line and i would proclaim it epic. outstanding. performance of the year. but to have him host SNL…i’m afraid he would have a mini stroke from the sheer terror. eh, eff it. bring him on. it could be his apology to us for boning the stew.
By: Sharpie on April 20, 2010
at 8:41 am
I am sorry to say that most of the shows that you are mentioning in your post Moon, love…I know only from hearing and YT…they aren’t showing any of this here!So I don’t have any idea, which he should do or not…the only thing I know is THAT I WANT AS MUCH ROB AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I MISS HIM SO MUCH…IT HURTS!
Dear Rob…love
Could you please give a bit of your DNA, so that somebody could clone you, so that you can make as many shows as possible, so that we can see you in as many places as possible at the same time… so that all of us can have our own personal Robert Pattinson!
Thank you baby…
Love you
Mel
By: melronin on April 20, 2010
at 9:01 am
That’s the best idea I’ve ever heard!
Love your avatar, that one of my favorite pictures of him!! =)
By: whiteflower723 on April 20, 2010
at 11:48 am
Love yours back 😀
By: melronin on April 20, 2010
at 3:12 pm
I agree! The more Rob the better! I want one, or two or three for myself, haha.
Sorry I’m a little greedy. And you know Mel, I miss him too. Withing the past 4 days I’ve seen Twilight, New Moon and a lot of his old interviews. That’s how much I miss him. He is so darn addicting and I need a fix now!
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 11:53 am
SB…feel you sista…and you know it would be great if it would RAIN ROB…
By: melronin on April 20, 2010
at 3:02 pm
Thanks Mel! I love that! XO
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 5:40 pm
british version
By: JellybeanRainbow on April 20, 2010
at 6:30 pm
I love Geri!!!
By: Tigerkitten36 on April 20, 2010
at 9:23 pm
I’m afraid, really afraid, I don’t want him to host SNL (and really, is it only me that doesn’t find that programme funny?!). So let’s avoid the train wreck and leave that programme well alone.
x
By: Cazza on April 20, 2010
at 9:02 am
I don’t think SNL has been REALLY funny, on a consistent basis, for a long time. It has its moments, but…just as often, kinda falls flat. I did think Taylor did an okay job with what he was given, but I can’t see Rob doing it at all. It’s one thing if we make fun of his adorkableness from time to time because we love him. I don’t want to see anyone else make fun at his expense. Much as I want to see as much of him as I can (!!), hosting SNL isn’t how I’d like to do it.
By: IM1LuckyWoman on April 20, 2010
at 9:27 am
Agree totally with you 🙂
By: Cazza on April 20, 2010
at 10:37 am
Honestly, I know little about SNL since they don’t air that show where I live. The only full episode I watched was the one with Taylor in it so I have little clue as to how funny others were.
As for Rob doing a skit, I’m not so sure. But judging from the interviews of Rob we’ve seen so far, he can come off as a guy with a great albeit strange sense of humour. So, that gives me hope that maybe he’ll be able to pull of an SNL skit.
But, considering how awkward he is, I’m also scared that we’ll be 2nd-hand embarrassed in case he starts talking about babies in armpits! (even though I did laugh at the ridiculousness of THAT!)
By: Rob's slow mo' strut on April 20, 2010
at 9:31 am
About Ryan Phillippe acting as Rob, I have to say it wasn’t all that funny. Especially the part where the guy tells the girl pretending to be Kristen to buy new clothes for her bf. That stung a bit…I mean, we love him for his hobo nature. WHy make fun of it on national television?
He may dress like a homeless person half of the time, but no one cleans up as well Rob does! Remember the Robp0rn we got at 2008 Oscars, New MOon premiere and the BAFTAs (minus the hair)?
By: Rob's slow mo' strut on April 20, 2010
at 9:35 am
He should have told the mullet to buy new clothes for herself. She looked way too clean and feminine in that skit.
By: dazzledtodeath on April 20, 2010
at 9:41 am
I personally loved the “team edward/team jacob” taylor did. I would love to see Rob on SNL… Even if it would embarrass me, i could end up with new fave lines in addition to:
“notebooks are for notes, not for kissing”
And
“I was like YES! I wanna baker cookies on your stomach”
By: JacobEdwardsWife on April 20, 2010
at 9:37 am
Rob should absolutely do SNL. They have embarrassingly bad skits every week, no matter who the host is, so it wouldn;t be any different for Rob. I;d like to see him in drag. He has such a great sense of humor and laughs so easily, I think he;d be great. He;d crack up in the middle of a skit-I love when that happens.
And the Britpack could be the musical guests.
By: dazzledtodeath on April 20, 2010
at 9:39 am
OH, DTD! I like the way you think!! 🙂
By: Sharpie on April 20, 2010
at 9:44 am
Rob is so not taking himself serious…and him being the first to make fun of himself…I think he could do any of this things dtd…and he would be great…just being himself…that’s what we all love so much about him anyway…him being himself…no matter what!!!
By: melronin on April 20, 2010
at 9:55 am
@DTD ~ I second that! The idea of him nervously giggling during skits makes me smile (and giggle). It’d kind of cancel out the 2nd hand embarrassment that I know I’d feel during skits that went totally downhill.
If they brought Jimmy Fallon back to do a spot or two w/him that’d be a total win… and imagine the rad digital short he and Andy Samberg could concoct!
By: pumagirlsf on April 20, 2010
at 10:48 am
“He’d crack up in the middle of a skit”
I can totally imagine Rob doing that!
By: Rob's slow mo' strut on April 20, 2010
at 11:46 am
I love when this happens-my fave example of this is the show with Sean Hayes, and in the skit he and Horatio Sanz are snotty hipster clerks at Jeffreys (snotty clothing store) and Will ferrell walks win with the tiniest phone ever, and everyone cracks up. I can;t find the video, but look at the pics-Will Ferrell with the ridiculously tiny phone is hilarious.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2005-11-07/snl-jeffreys-skit/
By: dazzledtodeath on April 20, 2010
at 4:00 pm
THAT was one of the best off-script skits ever.
By: pumagirlsf on April 20, 2010
at 4:06 pm
I love that D2D!
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 11:58 am
yes yes! great idea! what an epic show that would be. and I agree…him being his giggly nervous word vomit self is what I fell in love with at first so I’d love to see him being adorkable on SNL!
By: applepie on April 20, 2010
at 1:09 pm
OOOHHH.. YES.. Robbie in Drag!!.. I loved seeing those photoshopped pics of him in a kilty skirt from yesterday… . –He could play his alter ego (Claudia). like he used to play dress up with his sisters when he was a boy.. he talks fondly of those times. –yeah.. I think Robbie would love doing a drag scene.
Those british guys are into it. 😉
(oh yeah, and don’t forget to bring TomStu on SNL as well).
😉
By: hermes on April 20, 2010
at 1:12 pm
can;t forget TomStu, he;s Rob;s security blanket.
By: dazzledtodeath on April 20, 2010
at 3:38 pm
He can come as CLAUDIA!
By: SesannE on April 20, 2010
at 7:04 pm
Oops — repeat idea, I know — but he would be so great in drag… if not Claudia, maybe he could do Betty White. Also, I’d kill to see a Brit Pack version of “Some Like It Hot”!
By: SesannE on April 20, 2010
at 7:06 pm
I’ll be first in line for reservations if he does go on SNL and I’ll let you (Dazzle) cut in front of me so you can get the first tix. .. how’s that! 😉
(in a perfect world) but we know that all friends and relatives of sNL staff will get the tix first..
waah.
By: hermes on April 20, 2010
at 7:22 pm
The “HE’S WORKED FOR RANDOS” was my FAVORITE part of the whole skit…………………………….I love this season of SNL. WIN.
<3.
By: Ashley (Blonde Alice) on April 20, 2010
at 10:01 am
I watched again the clip and (as I said, I am not so familiar with SNL) I don’t find that video soooo funny at all, perhaps it’s just me, but the best part is the intro, the gags are a bit flat, I didn’t laughed really and R.Philippe is NOT funny at all.
Sorry…….
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 10:04 am
I haven’t found SNL funny in at least a decade.
Their best stuff was back in the 70’s when Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray were on it.
The skits they’re doing now have no edge to them. That skit making fun of Rob could have been funny. Which pretty much describes the entire show-could be funny, but just isn’t.
I suppose at this point, hosting SNL is considered an honor because it’s been around for so long and it’s like a cultural icon.
But I think it would really be a bigger deal for SNL to get Rob Pattinson on the show than it would be for Rob Pattinson to add hosting SNL to his resume.
By: toooldforthis on April 20, 2010
at 11:00 am
thanks for explaining and ..your last sentence is very interesting!
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 12:03 pm
Right, he certainly doesn’t need it for his career resume, but SNL does need him to improve their ratings!
By: The Old One on April 20, 2010
at 12:25 pm
Agree totally with the last sentence…it’s a bigger deal to have Rob Pattinson then vise versa….
By: melronin on April 20, 2010
at 2:58 pm
Hmmmm…..I have to worry. On one hand it would be kinda like watching your kid in a school play. Waiting for him to miss his cue & grimacing when he botched his lines. But on the other hand, I think he would be a really good sport & would be HILAR in drag. Oh why not Rob, go for it baby. Couldn’t be more embarrassing than the “coming out of my pants” remark & it seems nobody holds that against him. We love you no matter what. Besides, that just gives us more Rob footage to tide us over between movies 🙂
By: ms.J on April 20, 2010
at 11:08 am
I wish Rob would do SNL, I agree the skits have gotten a bit boring lately. And you know, I never tire of Rob so it would be another way of me seeing another part of him…comedy.
I saw that clip and yeah I laughed at the hair…that monstrosity!!! Rob’s hair isn’t like that, for crying out loud, that fake hair looks like a cuckoo’s nest! Haha! And Ryan Philippe, oh well, dream on.
I think it’s funny overall….now I don’t get why they would be doing their taxes together? Don’t they have to be married for that?
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 11:47 am
Don’t think about it too much SB, haha. (lalala they are NOT married lalala 😉
By: Cath on April 20, 2010
at 1:58 pm
Cath —- lalalalala! 🙂
XO
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 5:45 pm
The hair, blasphemy! Hahaha.
I’m still holding out for Rob hosting SNL one day, with a cool musical guest
I already have an idea for a skit too, I was photoshopping yesterday and all of a sudden Rob became…The Hulk.
Btw, were you wondering, Rob looks even good green…
😉
By: Cath on April 20, 2010
at 1:03 pm
So tell me the skits. Where u been? Sorry I’ve been kind of in a daze and not “available.”
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 5:52 pm
Yeah, I kinda find it rather ironic that everyone notices the faux relationship and never talks about it (except here) thank you Moon & UC 😉
But finally … Saturday Night Live has.
I think adding TomStu (my little cupcake) to that skit would have been perhaps a bit too realistic…but hilarious. Lurking in the background like he always does. (sigh).
For SNL I’d like to see Robbie do a new/not so new character. He’d play himself.. Lord Sparklepeen. I’ve written a monologue just for him. Its about us his fangirls.
—Maybe come out with TomStu in a skit and sing with Bobby Long.
What a show!
By: hermes on April 20, 2010
at 1:04 pm
the relationship:
-recently watched an interview with Rob saying now he knows what being in love really is
-Rob turning around in the airport like every second to check on K (who does that?)
-him talking about wanting to be a young dad
Heeeelp!!!I don’t want to know all these details.It’s one thing to go out with smb and another to be soooo tweed serious.
By: minuit passé on April 20, 2010
at 1:31 pm
and that was supposed to be a reply to hermes
By: minuit passé on April 20, 2010
at 1:31 pm
@MP
you are not alone, I also read some blog where some “insider” claimed that Rob got sooooo drunk and whiny cause The Stew was in that music festival (I donno its name) with Oregano. I sorta felt sorry for him and apparently thats why he is MIA/AWOL.
Rob is best unscripted, I was 2nd hand embarrassed watching Jimmy and hope he doesn’t do such skits (whatever they are called)
And Rob as a drag queen? Naa it will would be too RL he has 60% Oestrogen and 40%Testosterone so that may not be funny. Whom am I kidding, I wou’d watch Rob on any show even if I have to take cover behind the sofa
By: marie on April 20, 2010
at 2:51 pm
OMG yet another ‘insider’ story….blah, blah, snore, snore……I don’t believe a word of it (i like my fantasy world and Kstew is not part of it, no sir, no way). I’m still rooting for happyfeet90 and all the extra curriculum shagging……I’m liking that version of events much more!!!
By: mine!mine!mine! on April 20, 2010
at 3:12 pm
agree..anyone can claim to be an insider. I doubt Rob;s crying in his beer over that.
By: dazzledtodeath on April 20, 2010
at 6:29 pm
extra curriculum shagging… lol
By: JellybeanRainbow on April 20, 2010
at 6:36 pm
Robbie is with his britpack boys.. including TomStu. Who else does he need?! right?– He did Coachella last yr. (this is the music fest that Stewie attended with friends recently and if Orangarano was one of her friends in attendence as rumored so be it). He was her friend before Twil.
Hey the blogs forgot to mention that when The Stew went to Budap. to clebrate her 20th with his Lordship Sparklepeen, her folks were with her as well. oh humm..
By: hermes on April 20, 2010
at 7:19 pm
Marie,
Your comments offended me on so many levels, that I have no words to describe it.
By: mountainlion on April 20, 2010
at 4:05 pm
Thank you for speaking up, Lion – some lines should not be crossed.
By: pumagirlsf on April 20, 2010
at 4:08 pm
Marie – it’s no secret that I’m
not a fan of the Stew, but what the hell are you thinking?
I also find it interesting that you’re publicly regurgitating gossip crap! That whole Angarano scenario is so stupid.
Realise this: no matter what you (I or anyone else) think, Rob will live his life the way he chooses. Nothin we can do about it.
PS: I’m not suddenly all into (gulp) robsten, but some lines…
By: Jules on April 20, 2010
at 5:13 pm
uhm agreed. no regurgitating gossip. plus, the guy stew was with at coachella was her brother! not oregano!
By: applepie on April 20, 2010
at 5:38 pm
Marie, UC deleted my comment, I hope she just didn’t read well and did it by accident…..I still cannot believe what you have said about a “free abortion” !!!!! And I cannot believe as well that you are claiming a “weak” or whatever for him…..I am sooo p….off, i cannot even say!
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 5:15 pm
wow. I missed all the drama-what abortion comment?
By: dazzledtodeath on April 20, 2010
at 5:52 pm
RG – I understand your anger. This is such a sensitive issue, no matter which side if the fence you’re on. To have Marie say what she did about someone else’s relationship in such a cavalier way, is beyond disgusting.
By: Jules on April 20, 2010
at 6:03 pm
Jules, thanks for your support, I needed that….<3
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 6:08 pm
RG – Marie is a prime example of the type of Robfan who makes people think we’re all nuts.
By: Jules on April 20, 2010
at 6:24 pm
I’m totes with you, Robgirl!!!!
xoxox
lion
By: mountainlion on April 20, 2010
at 7:04 pm
@ Dazz — I dunno whats going on….some stuff don’t make sense…. perhaps things will calm down tomorrow.
Anyway.. its raining outside now .. .. AND it got cold..
WTF is that about!?? Its suppose to be 80 degrees.
grrrr..
By: hermes on April 20, 2010
at 7:44 pm
Oh la, what happened here while I was away?
To think it started with a simple observation on Rob indirectly “revealing” things he wants to be quiet about.
By: minuit passé on April 20, 2010
at 5:55 pm
MP I missed it too, oh well. C’est la vie.
Rob I love you no matter what and it’s your life. I will support you in whatever you do.
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 7:55 pm
I’d watch if he made an SNL appearance. But if it ends up sucking, I hesitate to put the blame on his shoulders. (Same with Tay-Tay)
How much input do guests have on skits performed? It’s not as if they come on the show with ideas of what to do. At least that’s what I’d think.
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to blame the writers for sucky material? I haven’t watched SNL in years for this very reason. Last time I watched, there were maybe two sketches in the whole show that were actually funny. The rest were second-hand embarrassing to watch because they were so UN-funny.
By: Luludee on April 20, 2010
at 1:46 pm
Just quickly stopped by to tell ya chickas that I am still giving away the Remember Me sex scene. Just sayin…
Love,
B
By: Bleriana on April 20, 2010
at 2:28 pm
Thanks B!
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 5:53 pm
How about Rob on 40 Rock? He could be a new intern that gets fought over by Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski while Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan give him tips on juggling the ladies.
By: snowwhitedrifted on April 20, 2010
at 3:47 pm
you mean 30 rock..lOlz
By: applepie on April 20, 2010
at 5:39 pm
Ha ha ha, I am trying to age everything, including TV shows!
By: snowwhitedrifted on April 20, 2010
at 6:00 pm
I would love to see Rob on SNL. He can’t do any worse than James Franco.
By: Keisha on April 20, 2010
at 3:58 pm
Uh… edited a few comments cuz… um wow
By: unintendedchoice on April 20, 2010
at 4:58 pm
Did I miss something when I was out at work? Knickers.
By: eatmyjorts on April 20, 2010
at 5:03 pm
UC…would like to know why you deleted my comment to what Marie said? Her comment is still there, it’s awful to write such things about abortions….I didn’t get it! she is talking about …an abortion for free….that’s the most awful thing I ever read here …..
By: robgirl86 on April 20, 2010
at 5:10 pm
wait WHAT is going on?? abortion?? what does Rob have to do with abortion in any way?!
By: applepie on April 20, 2010
at 5:40 pm
marie’s comment above was edited by UC for content.
By: drsaka on April 20, 2010
at 5:43 pm
RG where’s the abortion comment? I can’t find it.
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 5:43 pm
Hi SB- check your email
By: drsaka on April 20, 2010
at 5:44 pm
check your email:) i responded to you- you did nothing wrong:)
By: unintendedchoice on April 20, 2010
at 11:31 pm
thank you so much!<3
By: robgirl86 on April 21, 2010
at 8:49 am
Thanks Drsaka!
By: southernbelle on April 20, 2010
at 5:48 pm
help – fangirl fail! I’m not in the US – did Rob host the Jimmy Fallon show? (we don’t get it in Oz.) cos i know he was interviewed on it – but i don’t know about him hosting it…??
By: MsLiss on April 20, 2010
at 7:17 pm
@Msliss.. nope he was on Jimmy Fallon show briefly.. (it was a repeat from a few mos ago. ) In anycase.. he did the “Bothered” scene… it was hilar.. you can see it on UTube as well… So the Jimmy Fallon spot (may) lead to something.. perhaps hosting Saturday Night Live here in the US which has been on the air since before I was born..
Know that Robbie hosting Saturday Night Live (or SNL, as it is known as) is just a RUMOR at this point.. .. but perhaps if we all write Lorne Michaels the producer of SNL it may happen!! 🙂
By: hermes on April 20, 2010
at 7:36 pm
“MC Mumbles-A-Lot and you fight off a bear by talking so quietly and incoherently he forgets you’re there and leaves to eat some berries and pic-a-nic baskets”
ROFLMAO!!! Oh, sweet little baby jebus, my side hurts now and I may also have to pee a little. That’s just PRICELESS!!
By: Valiumwaltzes on April 20, 2010
at 9:26 pm
Whoa… so glad I missed the drama today. Too busy gathering party supplies for my sons b-day.
Oh! BTW, while walking through iParty looking for supplies, my todder was walking around with a balloon, looking at all the giant cutouts. We walked past Elvis, Obama, Harry Potter and Edward. He then saw the Taylor Lautner one and started to beat on it with his balloon! He knocked it over, I picked it up, grabbed my kid quickly and ran out of the store to give him a time out in the car, but I was trying not the laugh the entire time 🙂
By: Jamie on April 20, 2010
at 10:21 pm