Myello there leghair. I wonder if Rob's legs asked for sunglasses since they never see the light of day
Dear Rob,
I was talking to UC tonight and we figured out that Remember Me comes out in like 4 weeks! And then we got all grandma like and asked “Where has the time gone?” Well, first there was New Moon, they it was Thanksgiving, then is was our 1 year Anniversary, then it was Christmas, New Year and now it’s freaking a month away till we get to see the spaghetti shower (again) and you getting punched out (again). Yea, it was hot the first time around and it’ll be even hotter the 2nd. TRUST.
So anyhoozle we figured it was about time for a round up and then a very special 1 picture, 4 takes: Remember Me edition…….
- Rob and Emilie are going to be on The View to promote Remember Me and hopefully to debate the popular topics of the day like whether parents should spank their kids, how many times a week they get sexy times with their husband and whether that “Pants on the ground” song is SO played out yet or not
Think you can hold it together long enough to interview the RM cast AND Robert Pattinson? Nah, we didn’t think so. But some lucky biotch who will inevitably faint or say something 2nd hand embarrassing (please, God. YES!!) will get to because they entered a contest at PopSugar. Good luck and may the least embarrassing girl win!
- A bunch of new stills came out from Remember Me and you can see the rest at Robsessed but the best news is that JodieO got inspired… Sometimes when we post stuff you readers get inspired and 1 Picture 2(or 4) takes is NO different. Inspired by the new images coming out from Remember Me, JodieO created 4 different takes on Rob at the computer. And I died. DIED.
Follow the cut to see the rest of JodieO’s takes on Rob at the computer
Rob, we know when we think about you reading LTR (cause you do and it scares us) this is exactly how we imagine it. And we’re still scared. But we’re laughing. Hard.
So that’s all the news we know and think you should know about Remember Me. So are you planning your premiere party with other crazy Rob fans? Would you be able to interview Rob? Come on… BE HONEST!
Thinking about a spaghetti shower,
Themoonisdown
THANK YOU JodieO! You always make the best stuff that we just HAVE to post because it’s SO good. Made some funny Rob porn or a want to write Rob a letter? Email it to us!
Our internet game is still ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter
Letters to Rob 
brilliant!!!
By: PG11-BG11 on February 2, 2010
at 8:05 am
Rob,
Instead of lurking, come here and play. What, you don’t want to be busted? Then write me a very personal e-mail.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 8:08 am
Rob,
Instead of lurking and writing personal e-mails to minuit…leave your hide-out and play with ME! 🙂
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 10:02 am
I was wondering where you where. I might suspect you of playing with Rob, taht’s the only available reason to dump LTR for an hour or two.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 10:10 am
I’m working on my lurking skillz…just to understand HIM better…lol
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 10:56 am
VERY personal…
By: themoonisdown on February 2, 2010
at 10:36 pm
Are you kidding me?!?
NO I would not be able to interview Rob, you would have to have balls of steel to talk to him without obviously blushing or getting wet….
I think about it often though. What the F would I say to him if we ever met, something you know not bat shit crazy………I would like to tell him that I love him, but that normally dosen’t happen in an interview…..but I would laugh at all his ‘ummmms’….and ‘I dunnos’…….and we woudn’t get much interviewing done……
maybe show and tell in more up my alley!
By: misty on February 2, 2010
at 8:10 am
Is it normal that I also thought of it and know what I would be wearing and the questions I would ask? I also have another version of me working on a show where you get to do a funny presentation of your guests and I know exactely what I would say and how I would make fun of him in a nice way?
I’m pretty sure I could hold it together and not go all crazy, not for him but for me and my sometimes ridiculously huge self esteem :). But I would never try for that Pop Sugar thing (damn you self-conscience) because it is first hand embarrassing, not to mention having to bare some crazy PR bitchy attitude, since she knows very well you’re not an important journalist.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 8:36 am
oh and about getting all excited, there’s an interview with a guy, for Twilight, don’t know if you saw it, it’s more than hilarious and second hand embarassing and I have no idea how Rob managed to be serious in that one.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 9:01 am
And then, misty, Rob would start interviewing you.
By: JellybeanRainbow on February 2, 2010
at 9:24 am
ohhhhh what a pleasure that would be!
By: misty on February 2, 2010
at 10:11 am
Haha, ok yeah if I tell him “I love you” he will most definitely blush and probably call security. Yeah that sounds so crazy.
Me interviewing him(without alcohol) would be filled with oohs, ahhs, heavy sighing and glazed looks. I might “accidentally” touch his jaw too. LOL.
Kudos to those who can form a coherent question!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 10:10 am
touch his jaw with your tounge you mean!!!
By: misty on February 2, 2010
at 10:13 am
Misty – yes, *blushing*. I’ll pretend I tripped and my tongue landed on his jaw, LOL!
There might be other places where I want my tongue on but I want to keep this PG13. Haha!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 10:19 am
No way would I be able to interview Rob. I can’t even make eye contact with Rob via TV when he does something adorable (or lame).
By: JenE on February 2, 2010
at 8:11 am
haha-I know what you mean. I turn cardboard Edward to the wall when I’m getting dressed-his creepy stare freaks me out. If I can’t even face a cardboard cutout, how would I ever face the real Rob?
By: dazzledtodeath on February 2, 2010
at 9:09 am
This made me really laugh out loud. Love it.
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on February 2, 2010
at 9:20 am
D2D – LOL! I feel the same, I don’t have that cutout Edward but I have a huge, huge poster, a pic from the Oscars and his eyes follow me around the room.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 10:13 am
Haha…SO true!! I can’t get even get over my 2nd hand embarassment to watch YouTube clips. Big confession time, and total fangirl fail, I still HAVN’T seen New Moon. I couldn’t muster the courage to watch it at the cinema. I know I know, I’m of to stand in the corner with my back to the room, for SHAME.
By: Goodgirlgoneplaid on February 2, 2010
at 9:21 am
HAHA! You are so lucky you have a cardboard Rob! But that is hilarious!
By: kristen's bestie on February 2, 2010
at 2:18 pm
JodieO – You are the best!
If I had the chance to interview Rob I would try to be very original and ask him if he was dating KStew. No one has asked him that yet, right?
By: toooldforthis on February 2, 2010
at 8:13 am
I saw a clip that came out of Sundance and this woman tried to stealthily asked KStew about it. Instead of asking about Rob she said at the very end of her interview “And are you Team Edward in real life too?”
Kristen ran away.
By: Jess on February 2, 2010
at 8:20 am
bhahahabhaahah that is hilar!!!! thanks for sharing!
By: misty on February 2, 2010
at 8:23 am
I saw that too and did you notice how Kristen sort of freaked out? No response, she just walked away! She was doing good before that trick question. LOL
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 8:33 am
That’s why I think she’s too childish and can’t handle the media. I mean it’s not the only reason, as we all know. But in this case, you can say something more clever, than just running away.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 8:39 am
Yeah like something memorized or rehearsed answer, anything.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 8:44 am
She looked at her publicist or something and then they ran off together.
They have to know that it makes it way worse when they does that, right? She could have just laughed it off, thanked the interviewer and left. So simple!
By: Jess on February 2, 2010
at 8:51 am
can someone please post the link to that interview, I would like to see it…
MP my thoughts exactly…she could have said anything like, “I’m Team Mystical Creatures” or “I’m Team Twilight Saga” that would cover both her bases..but run away, what a loser….she needs to seriously get over herself…the question was not unbearable, stupid Stuttersten. lmfao
By: misty on February 2, 2010
at 10:17 am
MP, Preach.
By: Jules on February 2, 2010
at 10:19 am
Misty, this is for you.
FTR I’m not a Kristen hater, I actually like her :-). But I was just surprised at this interview and she didn’t handle it very well.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 11:38 am
Misty- sorry you got to fast-forward to when she walks away from the reporter.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 11:40 am
Oh em gee. That…well that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
By: poochimama on February 2, 2010
at 11:45 am
Bahahaaa! I don’t blame her for walking away from that but it’s still hilarious.
By: Shleeeigh on February 2, 2010
at 12:02 pm
That’s the interview clip that convinced me she must be slightly retarded.
By: Rob's Bitch on February 2, 2010
at 11:10 pm
Awwh, thanks! =)
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:37 pm
LOL, it is scary that he could be reading this blog:) can’t have enough of the crotch collages.. not willing to give those up , even if he’s actually reading this:) Thanks jodieO 🙂
By: AllCullen on February 2, 2010
at 8:15 am
Dear Rob,
I couldn’t look you in the eye in real life, because all I would be thinking about is the crotch collages, and my personal ratings 1 through 10, best to least-best (there’s no such thing as “worst”), of those crotch shots. So, no, I won’t be entering the Pop Sugar contest.
By: The Old One on February 2, 2010
at 11:33 am
HAHAHA “least best” there’s no such thing as “worst”
I love you!
By: themoonisdown on February 2, 2010
at 10:48 pm
Truly frightening, but I’d also be curious to watch him read this blog. My biggest fear about entering this contest would be that the conversation would go something like this:
Me: Hi, Rob!
Rob: Hey, aren’t you that girl from the internet?
Me: Uh.. wha?? Umm.. yea… no.. I dunno.. maybe.. no.
Rob: You are! It IS you! Bobby! Hey, Bobby, c’mere! It’s Jodie from the internet!
Me: *flings microphone down and runs off to start a new life on Easter Island*
Glad you like the pics!
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:42 pm
Those are amazing JodieO.
The funniest part is that some of them are probably not that far from the truth.
By: Jess on February 2, 2010
at 8:21 am
You’re probably right!
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:42 pm
Jodie O, you were really inspired, it’s hilarious.
You can suggest questions for The View if you’re in the USA. We can’t do it from here :((.
I might (loose) invest some more time (at this point…) to ask questions for all the interviews it’s possible to do so, because I can’t take any “How do you handle fame” BS.
I’d probably write a lot of stupid funny things, but if there is one serious question I want to ask him is smth like “Let’s say you’re in a public place and somebody (let’s say a normal gal) comes to talk to you. No fangirling. Could you end up having some drinks with her (a lot) ? Do you still go to a bar and speak to unknown people like random people do when they go out? Do you get to meet other people than those in the industry?” I know the answer wouldn’t be relevant, but I just want to see how he avoids to say “I actually live in a bubble and am too paranoid to meet other people who are not friends of my friends”.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 8:26 am
MP- we need to answer your question from yesterday still (how to run into him)! And thanks for the invite! Is BA shooting in England? I could see about arranging a trip!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 8:32 am
I want to come! And then we’re gonna roam around England like some crazy freaks looking for Rob. 🙂
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 8:35 am
I think this could turn into a roaming horde of crazies tearing up the place! Could be a good time (esp. if there’s a Rob encounter).
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 8:38 am
I envision a lot of screaming and hair pulling(perhaps even fainting)!
Haha!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 8:40 am
Bobby Long was playing at the Hoxton Bar and Grill on 13th Jan. Very close to where I work/live. Seriously considered going on the off chance that the Rob may go. Thankfully, I came to me senses and didn’t go. Nothing turned up on the net after so maybe he didn’t go, but have to say that most people that hang round this area would probably not want to be seen as behaving in any way other than ‘uber cool’. So he could probably get away with hang in this area without too much fuss.
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 8:54 am
I think most of us would uberfail at ‘uber-cool’, except maybe for Minuit!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 9:23 am
Mine, thanks for the insight. Coded message: people there are/were “uber cool”. And you were right not to go. Even if he’s there, what can you do? I would also act “uber cool” and I admit it with a dose of sarcasm. Srlsy, you bump into HHH in a pub, what can you do? The best it can happen is that you end up really close by some kind of miracle and in a sort of situation where you can do a supposedly good joke. But what’s more likely to happen is that he’s in a corner with his friends, going there and say hi is more than embarrassing and he’s too paranoid to make friends with people he doesn’t know. It’s a no solution thing. Unless you know somebody who knows somebody….
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 9:26 am
haha, draska I didn’t see your comment when posting mine, but you were right 🙂 I think I’m hopeless.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 9:27 am
Great!!!
We still don’t know exactely about time and place. But it would be apparently London+Budapest. The thing is it’s kinda ridiculous to look in a city for a guy, who might not even go out when you’re there. We should do like a huge organisation with LTR gals splitting and looking for him everywhere 🙂 🙂 :). We’re going completely insane and I can’t help laughing in front of people here.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 8:43 am
Hey, I know a couple of people in Budapest (and a couple in the London area, too). We’d a home base!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 8:46 am
Now you’ll just have to convert them to the sect, so they can have some precious information for when we’re there. Also, interns are more than wellcomed.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 8:53 am
you’re right, sat in a corner surrounded by girls being mental more than likely. As much as I would love to meet Rob I think I like imaginary Rob really, the real deal may be too much to handle and lets be honest the chance of someone like him noticing anyone normal…… well you know what I mean.
But to be fair the Hoxton Bar and Grill is a cool place, they do have some really good bands on (not mainstream). It’s just one of those areas of london that has quite a high percentage of media/artist/student types.
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 9:57 am
Not entirely sure about WHY..but I love this convo!
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 10:13 am
Mine! Thanks for the details, I was thinking it was kind of a new underground trendy place, like the new bohemian places in Paris. Cool. Is it Islington?
The thing is that I don’t like imaginary Rob, I think it’s pathetic to spend your time on a guy you can’t meet, I want to meet him but for much more than 5 min, only it seems pretty complicated. Why isn’t he one of those people who get completely drunk and then leave all by themselves from a party and get lost in the streets?
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 10:27 am
Yep, it’s next to Islington/Clerkenwell area….I’m from Clerkenwell ….v. lucky living central london, no need to every catch a bus/train/tube to go out. Only time I use public transport is sometimes get on a Night Bus, but to be honest, I do try to avoid those if possible. Most of my more sureal exprerinece have occured whilst on Night buses. Either I fall asleep and end up in areas of London I didn’t even know existed and once I woke up to find an Italian guy attached to my face…..quite a bloody shock, indignantly asked him what the hell he was playing at and he told me I was asleep and looked like I needed a kiss!!!!!!!! Night buses are weird and to be avoid if at all possible.
I know what you mean about prefering imaginary Rob, but honestly what would you do if you did meet him. I can’t imagine I’d do anything I’d be proud of later. The only time I’d feel ok about meeting him would be if I’d had a few drinks and I should never meet new people when I’ve had a drink. It’s not pleasant! 🙂
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 10:49 am
MP and mine!
MP..so true!
mine!..Hilarious story!(Night bus)!lol
but girls….proudness is sooo overestimated…..hahaha…jkjk
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 11:05 am
Robgirl, about approaching him…doesn’t matter if I’ll never have the balls to do it, we have you and draska and sb and the other crazies. good times!
mine! I think I see a solution here, getting drunk and radically changing our haircut&colour the next day, but only when we sober up.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 11:15 am
have tried that one before. Once cut own hair under the influence of drink. Couldn’t go to work the next day was too embaressed. Went from having long hair (mid back) to short hair (just under ears). Forgot I’d done it until I woke up the next day, you can imagine my surprise/shock to find my hair all over the bathroom (such a slut didnt’ clear hair up after I’d cut it).
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 11:44 am
Minuit, oh I see, I’m one of the crazies now and you aren’t? LOL.
Come on.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 11:58 am
SB you def. are one of the crazies. And so am I. And so are the other “normal” gals here. And I’d love to meet you, Rob or no Rob.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 12:03 pm
MIne! I’m dying laughing here. Why do I have the feeling that’s not the only good story you have?
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 12:07 pm
MP if you mean drunk idiotic stories than unfortunatly you are correct, and i’m not proud of it, honest! Am usually mortified by my behaviour.
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 12:21 pm
me too please, I want to visit Jane Austen’s house and someone names Dick Pattinson, anyone heard of him?
By: misty on February 2, 2010
at 10:19 am
Hey misty! I drive past Jane Austen’s House every day to work. I will now be thinking of you at about 5.45pm (BST) tonight.
By: beakerj on February 2, 2010
at 10:28 am
The Pattinsons place is like a museum but even better, you can touch all the objects, including beds, sofas, showers, walls, tables…
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 10:29 am
I read that shooting on Bel Ami didn’t start until 15th Feb. How’s this trip to LA and filming supposed to work, it’s all very confusing. Wish he’d just do a daily bulletin…doesn’t have to give precise location, just a general idea of whereabouts, this will stop me from wasting considerable amounts of time looking for answers to my questions. I don’t want him to leave London…..ever.
OH Lord, when am I going to get over this *insanity* interest. It just can’t continue at this level for much longer…….. meltdown is imminent.
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 8:42 am
Mine, if you’re in London do you want to be our insider? We need information.
and weekly bulletin since December to February. No dates, just some notes from his journal.
– Going back to TomStu. Are we still together? The sex is always great. Will he agree to a threesome with KStew? How whould I announce this?
-My head still hurts from last night. I wonder what I did. And why did I wake up behind a dumpster?
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 8:49 am
Always in London except when I’m not! 🙂
You can sign me up for the Rob hunt and if I can help in obtaining any insider info on the beautiful one (or TomStu) I will be only too happy.
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 9:25 am
In the meantime, I may give you some info which might interest you since you’re there, or maybe you know about it already. It’s nothing spectacular, but you can write me if you want at: minuit_passe (at) yahoo (dot)fr have to go now, catch up with RL.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 10:47 am
Have you reached your breaking point yet? 😉
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 8:50 am
arrrrhhhh so close but yet so far.
He’s in London, Yes, but he may as well be on the moon. Unless he lets me know where exactly he is, I don’t think there’s much chance that I’m going to be able to locate him. Those photos from 22nd Jan going in to his hotel, looked very much like the steps of the Dorchester. But couldn’t be bothered to head round there and see if any papps were hanging about outside.
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 10:34 am
You sound like me!
Ladies – if there is ever a LTR stalkathon in London COUNT ME IN – I’ve already been to Barnes once so I’m kind of a
FREAKpro.By: Shleeeigh on February 2, 2010
at 8:56 am
I’m jealous of y’all who are geographically closer to Rob right now.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 10:06 am
I’m coming to London Feb 26 – want to meet up and hunt for him? I have a whole day before my husband joins me! Unfortunately, Rob is headed to NYC for the premeire (March 1) and The View (March 2) so he isn’t going to be in London for most the time I’m there. So sad. I guess I’ll have to, you know, actually be a tourist for real London landmarks (not that you aren’t, Rob).
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on February 2, 2010
at 9:25 am
LTR Road Trip… I’m IN!
By: TheColdWoman on February 2, 2010
at 8:55 am
If Rob does lurk here, I can imagine his thought bubble- ‘oh great, the LTR women are organizing….. internationally!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 9:21 am
HAHA!!
By: Shleeeigh on February 2, 2010
at 9:26 am
hahaha
it’s a coalition. might get as organised and dangerous as the Mafia.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 9:28 am
Rob, we are coming. thatswhatshesaid. Yes great jk, very proud (not) of myself.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 9:31 am
Rob we are coming! TWSS
Watch out for our international coalition of fangirls!!!! We’re gonna tear up London like there’s not tomorrow!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 11:55 am
LMAO!!!!
By: mine!mine!mine! on February 2, 2010
at 9:35 am
Right about that!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 10:03 am
MP I heart you so much right now! lol
By: misty on February 2, 2010
at 10:22 am
I ❤ u for ❤ me for really reasonable reasons.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 10:33 am
LTR girls organized internationally…WTF…is that their new hobby?
Drsaka…that could be another hilar title for that Remember me computer-sitting-pic!
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 10:21 am
I thought so too!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 10:38 am
Glad you like them! I was going to try to respond in French, but then I realized that after 8 years of taking French in school I can only say things like ‘Donnez-moi le stylo bleu’ and ‘Dancez dans la pubelle!’ Not very useful. And probably riddled with spelling/grammatical errors.
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:45 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jodie, I never said “Danser dans la poubelle” in my life and I speak French all day. If anyone is wondering what is she talking about, it means “Dancing in the dumpster”. Now, my advise, replace some words and it might just become useful with a certain person.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 4:18 pm
Hee! It’s actually how my first French teacher taught us. By giving simple commands in French so we would learn by doing. We were also told to dance on the desk, but spelling pupitre is harder than spelling poubelle. =) I can also say things like ‘Jetez-moi la balle vert’ and ‘Fermez le fenetre’. I’m guessing that since the only French I can remember is what I learned in 7th grade that she was onto something with her method of teaching!
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 7:11 pm
JodieO- thank you, those are really funny and some of those manips are truly disturbing!
As you interviewing Rob, I’m certain that I’d say something terminally embarrassing.
And Rob, we do have hobbies: gazing at photos of you (those collages, too) and LTR.
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 8:28 am
It’s true! I’m sure Rob agrees! I bet he likes mine, though.
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:46 pm
Is it still considered a “hobby” if you spend more time doing it than you spend doing work/career?
By: absolutelyvlc on February 2, 2010
at 3:31 pm
You’re asking us? I’d find a different source to reality check with? lol
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 5:26 pm
I can’t wait for the Roberview with BawaWawa. I can’t stand the View, but I’ll be watchin that shiz…for Rob indeed. I cannot wait until Remember Me, I mean its Rob the.whole.movie!!! No vamps, warevolves, spider monkeys, or pasty white makeup…woo woo
By: Awesomebigsister on February 2, 2010
at 8:29 am
Sorry! The thumbs down was an accident! I wanted to apologize because they break sprits!
By: kate on February 3, 2010
at 5:18 am
Great post Moon and great pics JodieO!
Gah, no I won’t be able to interview Rob, unless of course I consume lots of alcohol prior so I can lose some of my inhibitions. Otherwise, nah, I might spontaneously combust and that’s not good for my family! 🙂
No premiere party either. 😦 Just me and Rob, at the cinema, that’s it. DH doesn’t want to go anyway, and that’s okay with me because I don’t want him to see me fall apart, that will srsly hurt his ego.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 8:32 am
I’ve already decided that my DH isn’t going with me either. I already embarrassed myself when we watched the trailer, before New Moon. I think he heard me whimpering, right when Rob’s face was whizzing by on the train, and looked over at me. I remember him leaning over to me to ask, “Did you know about this?”. All I could get out at the time, was “Are you kidding?”. I about fell out of my seat, and melted on the floor, when Rob said, “Well, I guess it was just hear to tease me.” Jesus, it was just the trailer. I can’t imagine being able to keep my composure during the movie, if he were there.
No, definitely not taking the hubby… Definitely not…
But he will “reap the benefits”, when I get home after the movie…
By: katiebird on February 2, 2010
at 8:46 am
katiebird – Mine reaps the benefits too and he is too arrogant to even admit it. He thinks it’s all his own doing! Whatever!
You whimpered? LOL, so did I, the first time I saw that scene….heck wait, who am I kidding? I whimper/groan/shriek whenever I see the trailer.
So anyway I think for our SO’s sanity we all have to watch Remember Me by ourselves!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 9:05 am
my plan is to see it RM on the Fri – alone. Get (most) of the whimpering out my system. Then on the Sat insist DH and I go see a movie – and hey! look whats showing, let’s see this one (sneaky 2nd viewing for me).
So not only do I benefit from seeing my *trulove* all bigscreen-like again… I fulfill my fan duties by “bringing a friend along” on opening weekend…
So that makes 3 x tickets – helping to prove his ‘economic viability’ as Rob likes to say.
But really it’s just an excuse to perve some more.
By: Thesabstar1 on February 2, 2010
at 10:59 am
I like your thinking, Thesabstar1.
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 6:15 pm
Glad you like them, SB! We’ve missed you in the flat!
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:46 pm
Jodie, hey girl, I’ll come visit one of these days I promise! It’s been a while! I changed computers and I lost the link to the flat. 😦
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 5:22 pm
The second bubble was the best! And I’m sure that it is 100% accurate. I think that all the time when I see those videos!
I just entered that Pop Sugar contest 21 times (you can do that if you annoy other people by emailing, tweeting and FB posting it. I only emailed the link people who I knew wouldn’t enter, like my dad. don’t want to decrease my chances)
If I win, I’m gonna go New Moon premiere crazy winner style and dress in an outfit from Remember Me so he knows I’m a Big Fan and then tell Rob about some weird tragic thing in my past and then just let him stare at me because there is no possible appropriate response.
Or my question will be “do you like blow jobs?” followed by, “may I give you one now?”
By: milfy goodness on February 2, 2010
at 8:33 am
‘tell Rob about some weird tragic thing in my past and then just let him stare at me because there is no possible appropriate response’. One of the contest winners did that, I think I remember. Awkward!
Your second question- direct is always best!!!!!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 8:36 am
yes, I’m replying to myself.
So I told my husband what I wrote. So he says, “You know how supportive I am of all this silliness (that is 100% true, no sarcasm), so I’m gonna let you practice your interview technique on me in case you win.”
By: milfy goodness on February 2, 2010
at 9:07 am
Your hubby is so selfless!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 9:18 am
Nice hubby you got over there!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 11:18 am
thats SO selfless of him!! i love when men/bf’s/hubs just go along with it.
😉
By: themoonisdown on February 2, 2010
at 10:52 pm
that’s it, get right to the point. Who cares about how it was to work with Pierce Brosnan?
By: dazzledtodeath on February 2, 2010
at 9:16 am
exactely. journalists are morons to think we care about things related to his movies. i mean maybe a bit for RM, but the really important stuff is sex, drugs and rock’n’roll, and especially the first 2.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 9:57 am
Bravo minuit Bravo! 🙂
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 10:24 am
I was really frustrated with that NM press tour. So “what do u have in common with Edward?” Duh, the sparklepeen. get to the point already.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 12:17 pm
haha..true that…so..here’s the solution…as I saw all the twilight interviews I KNOW what Rob would say….I could answer instead of him…he could have meanwhile some beer and stuff…relaxing…and then…..Me/We could have our private more interesting “interview”! ???
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 12:32 pm
Honest to god, Pierce Brosnan was my very first celebrity crush. I was 12 and I had his picture all over my bedroom – he was Remington Steele and I thought he was all that and a bag of chips. Most of the girls I knew were into Ricky Schroeder (Silver Spoons anyone?) or other teenage boys, but I already knew that age gaps are not an obstacle (in either direction).
So, I’m not sure I would open with the same line for Pierce. Then again, Irish accent, crazy ass blue eyes, yeah – maybe he’d get the same in-depth questioning. No wonder journalists’ jaws hurt.
By: milfy goodness on February 2, 2010
at 12:08 pm
milfy, I really hope you win.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 10:03 am
thanks! me too!
By: milfy goodness on February 2, 2010
at 12:03 pm
okay I am trying to work… (or at least pretend to work) and it’s just not happening this morning. I keep cracking up, and these replies put me over the edge. milfy I am hoping for all of our sakes that you win and then write a massive LTR letter about it!
By: operarose on February 2, 2010
at 10:21 am
My whole day is ruined AGAIN!!! it’s the end of the afternoon here! I need help!
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 12:18 pm
Milfy, you are such a dirty girl.
❤ the way your mind works.
By: Jules on February 2, 2010
at 11:24 am
A spaghetti shower This must be really wild and cool. The new craze. The add some meatballs to the mix.
http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/
By: bobbygee on February 2, 2010
at 8:33 am
Meatballs!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 8:34 am
oh he’s got the balls alright.
(yea. i just said that)
By: themoonisdown on February 2, 2010
at 10:52 pm
i loved it thanks so much JodieO it’s so funny.
and the sunglasses for Rob’s legs hahaha
By: che on February 2, 2010
at 8:37 am
Anytime! =)
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:47 pm
The last bubble is so hilarious!
Dear Rob,
I do need a hobby, I know. Even my SO nags me about this. But I say you are my “real” hobby and you take all of my free time so therefore I have no more time for anything else.
Crocheting? Sewing? Cross-stitching? Pottery? Na, I’ll pass and just hang out in front of my laptop staring at your hotness, analyzing every smile, nod and gesture.
I know this sounds scary. Forgive me! LOL
XO
SB
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 8:39 am
HAAA! Love the last pic – but you forgot Jaw Porn Rob. JAW PORN.
By: Shleeeigh on February 2, 2010
at 8:49 am
PS: Can someone explain the ‘Spaghetti Shower’?
By: Shleeeigh on February 2, 2010
at 8:51 am
PS: I get that this a RM thing – but I doubt I’ll be going to the cinema to see it so if someone wants to break to down to me when they know I’d appreciate it.
By: Shleeeigh on February 2, 2010
at 9:27 am
I think it’s just a sexy food fight, Shleeeigh. Was that too obvious of an answer?
best,
lion
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 5:29 pm
I think if I got to interview him (and I’m not sure I could without sitting there open-mouthed in awe) I’d probably ask something like this question: I know women ask you all the time if you’d bite them but has anyone ever asked if they could bite you? Then I’d get to see him get all embarrassed. He probably turn slightly red, look down then smile and say “Um, well… um, I dunno, maybe…”
By: tupelohoney on February 2, 2010
at 8:59 am
Hahah, yeah I just totally imagined him blushing.
Where do you want to bite him? Pick a spot. 😉
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 10:15 am
anyone know where in NYC the premiere is and/or what time?
By: MJ on February 2, 2010
at 9:12 am
It’s on March 1st in NYC, but no venue has been specified yet.
Btw, is anyone planning on going to the premiere?? I really want to go to this one since LA is impossible for me.
By: dazzledtodeath on February 2, 2010
at 9:18 am
“Um, well… um, I dunno, maybe…” ummmm YES!
Only now, red carpet announced March 1 and movie opening March 12, I have to decide which one to choose. Go to red carpet and maybe see Rob from across the street and then go back home without seeing RM until mid april, or go to NC to see a movie.
By: JellybeanRainbow on February 2, 2010
at 9:37 am
but isn’t the opportunity to see Rob worth it? Mid-April isn’t so bad.
By: dazzledtodeath on February 2, 2010
at 9:56 am
I know, Rob would probably prevail. It’s just wrong to go to NYC just to see a movie, right? But to go there to freeze for hours in front of a movie theatre or TV studio is NORMAL, right?
By: JellybeanRainbow on February 2, 2010
at 10:22 am
of course. It would be completely abnormal if you were to pass up this opportunity to see Rob in the flesh-so to speak.
By: dazzledtodeath on February 2, 2010
at 10:40 am
Here. I started a meetup thread in the forum for all you lucky ducks that are going! http://www.letterstotwilight.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=49&t=4116&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:49 pm
Are you guys going to the NYC premiere?
No way could I interview him. No flippin’ way. I get so 2nd hand embarrassed for others, I would die if I was embarrassed for myself.
I admit, when I saw the photo of him at the computer, I thought, “This is how he looks when he’s reading LTR!” Hi, Rob!
No premiere party here but I’m def. going to opening night. And because of some ahole on Youtube, I now know how it ends. So beware of reading anything online about the movie beforehand.
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on February 2, 2010
at 9:18 am
I couldn’t help myself and read the Memoirs screenplay. But I know they adapted the screenplay, and I think they changed the end, no?
So perhaps what you read/saw wasn’t correct?
The again, maybe it was. I haven’t really heard anything at all about how the actual movie is going to be.
By: Jess on February 2, 2010
at 2:10 pm
“Jesus.. another collage of my crotch? These women are animals!”
Yes we are Rob!
We need a collage of Rob’s crotch. Can somebody make one?
I need some new “inspiration”…
By: tupelohoney on February 2, 2010
at 9:29 am
Sorry… meant to say: a new collage of his crotch…
By: tupelohoney on February 2, 2010
at 10:41 am
yes emphasis on NEW
By: themoonisdown on February 2, 2010
at 10:54 pm
Jodes, you are brilliant.
And where do I sign up for this RM contest? I won’t faint…I promise. I might get the 2nd hand in though cause I would be drunk…you know liquid courage.
By: sassysmart on February 2, 2010
at 9:44 am
Awwh, Sassy, thanks! We miss you!
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:50 pm
I love the porn one. “These women need hobbies”. BBAHAHAHAHA!
By: Jena on February 2, 2010
at 9:52 am
That one was my favourite too!!
By: Bleriana on February 2, 2010
at 2:15 pm
Doesn’t he know that HE’s our hobby? Sheesh!
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:52 pm
I lurk a lot but don’t usually comment. You have so many loyal followers that comment daily, so I know you don’t need my two cents added in, but I just have to say that I am LMFAO over this post. Brilliant!! I will definitely be linking back to this on my blog.
Lisa
By: 17forverlisa on February 2, 2010
at 9:55 am
oh thanks Lisa!!! So glad you commented!
By: unintendedchoice on February 2, 2010
at 10:19 am
You’re welcome. Thanks for noticing 😉
By: 17forverlisa on February 2, 2010
at 10:35 am
Please comment anytime!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 10:41 am
hello! 🙂
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 11:13 am
We can always use fresh blood!
By: The Old One on February 2, 2010
at 11:48 am
That sounded kind of scary… 😉
By: Shleeeigh on February 2, 2010
at 12:04 pm
Edward? That woould even explain the name The Old One! OMG!
Hi 17foreverlisa!
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 12:20 pm
Uhoh, maybe The Old One = Rob in disguise! (Hi Rob 🙂 )
By: absolutelyvlc on February 2, 2010
at 3:33 pm
Haha! Uh, no.
By: The Old One on February 2, 2010
at 7:20 pm
Hey welcome to LTR! We are fun and exciting!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 1:19 pm
We always want your 2 cents (but we’ll only pay a penny for your thoughts…where does that other one cent go?) Anyway… welcome to the spot where all the cool kids hang out! Sit down, relax, and have some plaid!
By: poochimama on February 2, 2010
at 1:59 pm
Jodes is total win!
I wouldn’t faint if I had to interview the cast .. I would have to tell Pierce about the giant Remington Steele poster my mom was given for her 30th birthday in 1986. That is still in pristine condition. I just think he would want to know.
By: allryans on February 2, 2010
at 9:59 am
Loved Remington Steele!!!!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 10:42 am
Awwh, thanks! You’re sweet! =)
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:52 pm
JodieO you rule as always!!!!
And DUDE…. the premiere was four weeks from yesterday. WHAT THE!???
Everyone, convince Moon to visit me on the east coast so we can
stalkbump into Rob in NYC together!!!!By: unintendedchoice on February 2, 2010
at 10:22 am
It’s only fair! How many times have you been out there to see her, huh? HUH?? Besides, there’s likely going to be a big meetup of awesome LTR chicks in NYC and won’t she be the sad clown if she misses it? I think so.
And I’m glad you ladies like my pictures. =) I was having way too much fun with it yesterday.
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 10:43 am
Are you going, UC? Is there a LTR get together planned?
By: dazzledtodeath on February 2, 2010
at 10:58 am
I know some of the ladies from the forum will be going. I just started a thread for it in the forum.
http://www.letterstotwilight.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=49&t=4116
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 11:16 am
I so wish I could go. It sounds like it would be a party.
But I feel like I would have a hard time explaining that to my family…
By: Jess on February 2, 2010
at 2:56 pm
Then again, it’s also completely fair that you go without her since SHE saw Rob how many times without you?
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 11:14 am
Someone, please send me the so called “crotch collage.” I know it must really exist and I don’t have it.
xoxo
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 10:26 am
http://twitpic.com/1114ty
By: JellybeanRainbow on February 2, 2010
at 10:38 am
Thanks, Jellybean.
I’m satisfied.
lion
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 3:06 pm
ML, I can hear the almost desperate tweed serious tone of your voice from over the ocean. ❤ u big time!!!
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 12:22 pm
haha..ME too…but that sounds more like a serious CRY!…and girl, why didn’t you trust your dealer?????
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 12:35 pm
It’s a cry for help.
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 1:26 pm
come join us on a European tour to see the crotch “grandeur nature”… or not.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 1:28 pm
yes! lion…come over!!!<3 …and bring sb with you!!!
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 1:39 pm
sb is already on the plane. she is the one who came up with the idea and invited me on the tour. SB?
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 2:20 pm
I’m be there…for the “full-scale” crotch tour, MP.
Sorry Rob, we can just can’t help ourselves.
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 3:21 pm
see the crotch “grandeur nature”
and we wonder why he’s hiding-
just kidding!
By: drsaka on February 2, 2010
at 4:28 pm
SB is here and yes I’m flying across the pond as we speak!
We have a huge itinerary girls, so save y’all’s energy!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 5:31 pm
I love the “crotch grandeur nature!” Oolala!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 5:35 pm
http://twitpic.com/1113wu
By: JellybeanRainbow on February 2, 2010
at 10:32 am
LOL! Thanks for finding that so quickly for us.
By: 17forverlisa on February 2, 2010
at 10:36 am
my husband saw this on my computer-he gave me a long look then just walked away.
By: dazzledtodeath on February 2, 2010
at 10:43 am
LMAO!!!
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 10:47 am
Oh gosh, thank you so much! This made my sick day better!
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 12:06 pm
Oh my God!! Seriously? No, seriously?
By: Shleeeigh on February 2, 2010
at 12:06 pm
Best question of the day! Would I be able to interview Rob? Hmm…well, as a former reporter, I’d like to think I could manage a few semi-intelligent questions. But ONLY if they allowed me 10 minutes or so beforehand to simply stare, drool, ogle and fawn over him. Yah, that wouldn’t be awkward AT ALL.
“And…your time’s up Miss.”
Me – “Oh, right, thanks Manager Person. So, Rob, now that I’ve completely unnerved you by staring at you in near-silence for almost ten minutes – with the exception of my sighs and nervous giggles (sorry ’bout that) – can I ask you a few questions?”
Rob – Oh shit.
Me – “So, there’s some criticism that your role in RM as Tyler is just an Americanized version of yourself – troubled, brooding, smoking, drinking, barfighting, misunderstood rebel without a clue. What do you say to that?”
Rob – Uh, I get to have sex with a reasonably attractive chick in this one? *waits for me to stop giggling*
Me – “Right. So, again, how is this different from your real life?”
Rob – Damn it.
Me – “I’m reasonably attractive Rob. And my hair is MUCH better than Kristen’s and Emilie’s. Will you have sex with me??”
Rob – SECURITY!!
The End. Well, I tried. Love you girls!
By: Lumedog on February 2, 2010
at 10:43 am
hahahahhahah… Taking one for the team huh?
By: Bleriana on February 2, 2010
at 2:10 pm
Thanks JodieO…the computer-pics are so funny!
I’m still “working” and that’s the first problem here!
I read all the comments and now I have 5 other problems…
1) what would I ask him in an interview?
2) when will he leave his hide-out?
3))when will he finish to lurk here?
4) where is he ?(old problem…lol)
5) when will I bump into him ? (look at 4!)
6) what is more important…sex, drugs or rockn’ roll?
….Nr.6 is the only answered question YET!
🙂
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 10:45 am
Glad you like them!
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:53 pm
FML, because I probably will enter the contest, because you gotta be in it to win it, but really, I don’t think I would want to win.
However, be it known, that if I do win, I would certainly be taking question suggestions, as well as pre-game drink suggestions, from the lovely Ladies of LTR.
Just this morning, as I was walking from the subway in the effing deep freeze that is NYC, I started thinking about how it really was not that long ago that I was sweating my ass off in July running to watch RM filming during my painfully short lunch break. Luckily, they filmed near my office often. Summer of 2009? GOOOOOOOD TIMES!
I am so down for an NYC LTR RM Party!
By: Zees84 on February 2, 2010
at 11:27 am
Dear Rob,
your legs are hot!
me
P.S. ..the rest as well……lol
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 11:48 am
Every part of him is hot :-).
But he looks adorable sitting like that with those huge shorts and those shoes with no socks on. Looks like he was working out or shooting some hoops.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 12:37 pm
I’m actually very glad about him NOT wearing socks….that’s sooo german…gahhhhhhhh…german men do that thing in the whole world…sandals with white tennis socks!!! 😦
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 1:41 pm
Yeah! Sandals with white socks…
I have to force my dad to not do that! I seriously refuse to leave the house when he does that…
By: Bleriana on February 2, 2010
at 1:53 pm
It’s not just German men, my dad does that. He even wears socks with flip flops! Haha.
By: southernbelle on February 2, 2010
at 2:14 pm
I am happy that’s not just something germans do!
Cause if all man do that I’m good with it (but I still hope Rob doesn’t do it…)
By: Bleriana on February 2, 2010
at 2:29 pm
if he would do I prolly would love it….sad that is….!!!
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 2:44 pm
Soooo sad but really true!
By: Bleriana on February 2, 2010
at 4:23 pm
birkenstocks+socks. that’s a German internationaly known thing.
By: minuit passé on February 2, 2010
at 3:03 pm
birkenstock+white socks+ beer belly+red face+and a beer in the hand…………….gahhhhhhhhh
By: robgirl86 on February 2, 2010
at 4:41 pm
I’ve had so many conversations with Rob, in my head, and even then I never know what to say. I try to act cool like I don’t know who he is and that I’m totally not interested and of course I never mention that I read LTR/LTT religiously or that I even read Twilight and that I’m married and have kids.
So yeah I could never interview him!!
By: Not Bears on February 2, 2010
at 12:24 pm
Not Bears, I’m so glad you posted this. Now I know it’s totally Normal because I do this too. I mean, a lot.
By: TLG(youngerthanUma) on February 2, 2010
at 3:02 pm
That’s normal.
By: Jess on February 2, 2010
at 3:30 pm
JodieO is Goo!
By: Janetrigs on February 2, 2010
at 1:24 pm
Mmmmm…. goo…
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:54 pm
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By: Let the countdown begin… « The cold shower on February 2, 2010
at 1:27 pm
How come I didn’t notice the leg hair before? Oh right, my eyes were DRAWN to his chest. *sigh*. JodieO, those are brilliant, as always. And yes, I’m pretty sure Rob thinks we are crazy. But that’s okay, I am.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on February 2, 2010
at 1:47 pm
He totally loves us.
By: JodieO on February 2, 2010
at 2:55 pm
Thanks, Jodie!!! Nice job and yes, he totally loves us. How could he not?
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 3:24 pm
If I ever got the chance to do an interview with him I would probs run away crying cause I would have a nervous breakdown…
I am a closet fan you know. I would feel kinda embarrassed in that moment because I am sure he would think I am a crazy fangirl and stuff…
Dear Rob,
if you promise not to laugh at my stupidness I will ask you some questions. Like real questions.
Love,
me
By: Bleriana on February 2, 2010
at 2:28 pm
i love how all of us feel embarrassed or get worry for our hypothetically interview /meet with Rob.
i would probably cry if i have to do this but without no reason cuz i have so sensetive eyes gets wet so esaily when i get shock.damn it!
By: che on February 2, 2010
at 3:03 pm
Confirmed by Gossip Cop-Rob is going to be on Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon. Not sure of the date probably March 1 or 2.
Yay!
By: dazzledtodeath on February 2, 2010
at 3:48 pm
The drought is coming to an end and at least there is “Little Ashes” to tide me over until March.
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 5:24 pm
Do you think they’ll sit in the Rob is Bothered tree together? That would be so awesome!
By: The Old One on February 2, 2010
at 7:24 pm
I hope you are right, T.O.O. I love that whole “bothered” tree thing!
By: mountainlion on February 2, 2010
at 9:15 pm
I would be all teacher like, very prepared until he spoke then I would scream like a little girl!!!!!!
By: tchr4rob on February 2, 2010
at 6:25 pm
Jodie O—you mean to tell me he isn’t like glued to Emancipation Proclamation or some fanfic? lol
Say what you will about Ms Hardwick but she really set up the ultimate interview with Rob. That would be the only interview I would be interested in having with him.
By: Robbedofmytime on February 2, 2010
at 8:12 pm
ROB LURKS?! O.O
*runs to the bathroom to fix hair, do mustache, match undies and shave legs…runs back*
Ummmm, Hi. *waves* hehe. 😀
.
.
.
*looks around innocently* What?
By: LadyN on February 2, 2010
at 10:07 pm
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at 7:19 pm