*try not to hate me too much for this letter*
Dear Rob,
Now that I’ve seen you in person FIVE times, I can safely say that seeing you yesterday at the Ellen DeGeneres Show was probably my favorite. But why? I thought back on these five special occasions and here’s what I’ve come up with…
01. Comic Con 09 – Sharing you with about 8 gagillion other crazy twihards ain’t really my style and you were way too far away for my liking
02. Hotel Cafe-gate – I’m pretty sure any time I see you with the mullet will be one of my least favorites but it was definitely the closest I’ve ever been to you but also the most weird and most drama filled. NO THANKS!
03. TwiTour, Hollywood & Highland – Bands, goths, gay teen boys with bedazzled shirts, you and the rest of the holy trinity introducing your fellow cast, yea this is pretty high up there!
04. New Moon World Premiere – You were a blur of hair, fine tailoring, blood curdling screams and lost german tourists but you were in a SUIT and that always floats my boat
05. Ellen DeGeneres Show 09 – There was just something about you… maybe it was seeing Dick and Clare (looking so fabulous, seriously, Clare shut it down!) and your sisters and people who looked to be some kind of aunts and uncles whom we now refer to as The Duke and Duchess of South Barnes. Or maybe it was the flannel that looked to be semi new that we had never seen you in before. Or maybe it was just Ellen’s jovial nature or the fact she pulled out the Zygote pictures or maybe cause she didn’t ask you about KStew and we didn’t care. Or just maybe it was because at the end of your segment You and Ellen came back to the riff-raff room (aka over flow room backstage) where we were banished and UC, lilcrazycow and I held hands (yup, we did) and gazed upon what I can only call “your glow-y-ness” as you really looked at people in the room, making eye contact (yes, with us!) and appearing really appreciative before you were whisked away to fly off on the never ending New Moon Press tour. But I really think it was probably a little of all the above that made it such a great moment.
Let’s do it again, shall we?
Themoonisdown
PS I hear people are starting an “I hate Moon” fanclub 😉 Do you want to join Rob, I’ve already applied to be the President, you can be my VP
I’m pretty sure I’ll get mad hate for reminding everyone how many times I’ve seen you, but what can a Moon do? We gotta take these chances when we get them so at least there are a couple semi sane people in the audience to report back! Won’t you still love us? Also don’t forget to set your DVR’s for the Ellen show THIS FRIDAY and just maybe (dear god i hope not) you’ll see us fangirl out like a couple 12 yr olds.
Talk Rob in The Forum
UC writes about something Twilight related while she recovers from seeing Rob two days in a row LTT
I wouldn’t say I hate you, Moon. I would say that if we ever meet in real life, you shouldn’t leave your drinks unattended or fall asleep around me. Just in case.
Congrats on all the ‘eye contact’. I’ll take my Robsten stance and say if it can’t be me, I’m glad it’s you. And UC. And this Cow person I never heard of before this week.
By: tiffanized on November 18, 2009
at 8:09 am
I don’t hate you either, Moon…in fact, if I didn’t live vicariously through you and UC, my life would be pretty damn boring.
I know it sounds crazy, but you know how people go crazy for Ellen, saying she just makes their day? Well, you and UC make my day…some people read the paper…I HAVE to read LTR…I’m just sayin…
By: robslioness on November 18, 2009
at 10:21 am
Awh – that was really nice & I completely agree! Reading LTT/LTR is one of my favorite daily activities!!! It NEVER fails to make me smile! 😀
By: Krystle on November 18, 2009
at 12:22 pm
MOON/ UC;
Did you tell his Robbiness about the blog you two run?
Or does he know about it?
(I think Kstew does if Ms. Nikk-ers knows about it..). and if Sam knows about it as well. hmm. sometimes I wonder about some of the posters..
(we know your lurking out their .. )
By: Hermes on November 18, 2009
at 5:18 pm
Today I NEED to say this:
” Tiffanized”, You are a really cool girl, I am always in love with your comments!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 11:38 am
You get a thumbs up for that. I considered giving you a “sensual thumbs down” but I didn’t want people thinking I’m hatin’.
By: tiffanized on November 18, 2009
at 12:35 pm
THX a lot, I am proud of your thumbs…up or down…I don’t care…and…well spotted! (My teacher heart was spoken!)<3
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 12:54 pm
LOL – I second this ‘Cow person we haven’t heard about until week’ – I thought I was left out of the loop….but apparently not. Isn’t Lilcrazycow someone’s little sister?…
By: Krystle on November 18, 2009
at 12:26 pm
Moon’s short cousin.
By: tiffanized on November 18, 2009
at 12:35 pm
Yes, and I look like a giant next to her, lol
By: Valerie on November 18, 2009
at 1:05 pm
we all just had a big laugh. yes she is a freakishly short and i am freakishly tall so we’re an awesome pair. she should ride around on my shoulders!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:43 pm
You are…just are
By: Janetrigs on November 18, 2009
at 12:41 pm
Break out the sparklepeen cupcakes for Tiffanized..
By: Hermes on November 18, 2009
at 5:19 pm
“I hear people are starting an “I hate Moon” fanclub Do you want to join Rob, I’ve already applied to be the President, you can be my VP”
I saw that on twitter and it made me laugh #IhateMoon ; )
Well, if you are going to be President, Rob VP, can I be the Secretary? I’m very good at providing all types of services (if you know what I’m saying) 🙂
x
By: Cazza on November 18, 2009
at 8:10 am
i think there’s going to be an election so get your stump speech ready and campaign slogans
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:44 pm
Oh god. If there were one show I’d want to see Rob on, it’s Ellen. Cuz I heart her and I would totally go gay for her (and Pink, but that’s beside the point). So I’m jealous…again. I shan’t worry. My time will come to meet him and it will be marvelous when it does…
Oh, have y’all see this?
http://ngtv.nogoodworld.com/twilight-saga-new-moon-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart/View-1518
Please go there IMMEDIATELY!
By: PinkDolphin on November 18, 2009
at 8:13 am
Tnx for sharing the joy! Is she one of us btw?
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on November 18, 2009
at 8:21 am
even though everyone gets to swear…our Rob is still akward and dork-a-licious!!!
thanks for the link is was a lot fun to watch!
xoxo
By: misty on November 18, 2009
at 8:58 am
BTW
VILF = WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and just wondering if anyone else thought that Mullsten still seemed to be a bit “bitchy” in this interview, like stand-offish, just wondering……..
By: misty on November 18, 2009
at 9:00 am
“AB-AGE FOR YOUR CABBAGE!” DILF, l as If I couldn’t love you anymore!
Now, that’s my kind of interview. Finally!
By: Shleeeigh on November 18, 2009
at 8:25 am
Okaayyyy, now I hate you a bit…lol…
for making me see Rob talking about f*cking things… I think I am kinda sexually aroused now….hahaha
finger porn+ F+ck= too much for my brain…..
…..
and I guess… I LOVE you for that!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 8:31 am
I kinda had to go to the bathroom when I saw your link, but decided to watch the vid first. Wróng order. Effin hilarious!
By: notanaddiktbella on November 18, 2009
at 8:33 am
This was sooo worth it. I am all a-dribble…
By: Tracey on November 18, 2009
at 8:38 am
I love hearing Rob say fuck-it helps make my fantasies more accurate.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 18, 2009
at 9:06 am
I wholeheartedly concur.
By: PinkDolphin on November 18, 2009
at 9:33 am
One question “off topic”
..is this show just for saying f*cking words and s*xy things without “beeps”? Culturally spoken it’s strange…here around people are saying that all the time in TV without “beep”, nobody cares…
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 9:13 am
We can’t say these kinds of things without beeps in America. I wish we could…
By: PinkDolphin on November 18, 2009
at 9:32 am
Thank you, I didn’t know that, but now it’s obvious why every american celeb says it ALL the time on TV here, they enjoy the privilege of fools..I guess…I met 50Cent+Eminem a few years ago and they said it about 5 milion times…
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 10:35 am
Speaking of 50Cent – I thought it was totes hillarious that he was at the NM premier in Cali. I don’t know why. It just was.
By: absolutelyvlc on November 18, 2009
at 12:14 pm
Yeah..he is a nice guy, great body, kinda less great face…but it’s ok!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 12:56 pm
Where are you from Robgirl?
By: Sharpie on November 18, 2009
at 10:31 am
I am from f*cking Germany …lol
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 10:36 am
Win!! Fuck and beer…two of my fave things!
By: PinkDolphin on November 18, 2009
at 10:43 am
HAHA! That is *bleeping* awesome! 🙂 I had to bleep it because I’m from the states. Our ears bleed if we hear swear words on t.v.
By: Sharpie on November 18, 2009
at 1:37 pm
ahhh dann sind wir nachbarn.
Tschüs!
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on November 18, 2009
at 2:26 pm
I moved to Montreal from the U.S. imagine my shock the first time I heard f*ck on the radio, non-bleeped!
By: operarose on November 18, 2009
at 8:56 pm
Saw it, blogged it, loved it. I want her job. And her boobs…
By: Katie S on November 18, 2009
at 9:27 am
hahaha…I can send you the earrings from H&M, I have the same ones…
I rather want to be a “f*cking” cup of tea today…honestly!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 9:31 am
You take the cup of tea and I will gladly play the role of a day old flannel shirt and button-fly jeans. . . Yowza.
By: Boomin' Granny on November 18, 2009
at 9:37 am
WOW, we could make a nice cooperation..
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 10:38 am
I love that!!!! LOL!
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 9:51 am
Thank you very much! That is by far the best interview, love that girl;o) Watching the wolves makes me waiver a bit, VILF vs. WILF – tough choice???
By: Boomin' Granny on November 18, 2009
at 9:32 am
As the wolf pack said, this was one of the best interviews ever 🙂 This interview must have felt like a breath of fresh air compared to all the mundane questions they must get asked. Even Kristen summed it up perfectly “just go and see the fuckin movie!”…
WIN!
x
By: Cazza on November 18, 2009
at 9:33 am
Rob definitely needs to hook up with this gal. He claims to be socially awkward, she is certainly not.
By: Boomin' Granny on November 18, 2009
at 9:42 am
Hahah, thanks for sharing, that’s awesome!
Rob is definitely a VILF! Uhmmmm!
Oh and I love how he had his pinkie sticking out when he was drinking a cup of tea!!!! LOL
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 9:50 am
Sooo british, this man…Rob+handporn=new avatar…<3
But…I think he is not that used to that "F*ck"discussion, it sounds a bit strange on him..perhaps only my impression…
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 10:41 am
hahah yeah he seemed a little awkward but that’s okay, I still love him!
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 2:48 pm
That video was so many kinds of WIN! “Ab-age for your cabbage.” I love the DILF!!
By: TheColdWoman on November 18, 2009
at 9:54 am
I’m shocked that no one has mentioned sweet little Esme saying “cock fuck” (which, incidentally, was immediately added to my vocabulary) or Ashley’s brief little “fuck.”
By: PinkDolphin on November 18, 2009
at 10:16 am
I saw an interview with Elizabeth Reaser where she pretty much outted herself as a partying, no-children-near-me, opposite of wholesome gal so I’m not all that surprised.
By: TheColdWoman on November 18, 2009
at 11:04 am
I want to party with her. We’ll scream cock fuck at people after shots of tequila.
By: PinkDolphin on November 18, 2009
at 11:06 am
COCK FUCK! Esme is my new favorite. I just watched Rob say “Fuck that!” about 20 times. Is it wrong that I am turned on. I’ll answer myself and say “no, that’s normal.” This video…FTW!
By: dude, i fursploded on November 18, 2009
at 11:51 am
Maybe for the promotion of Eclipse, Taylor will drop the F-bomb, since he will be a legal adult then. Some one remind me, how many more days?
By: dude, i fursploded on November 18, 2009
at 11:52 am
I saw it last night here in OZ. Freakn’ Amazing!
By: Carmel on November 18, 2009
at 4:31 pm
No, I meant how long ’till Taylor is legal.
By: dude, i fursploded on November 18, 2009
at 5:07 pm
That is a f*cking awesome interview! It says Part 1 of 2 — is there a Part 2 somewhere?
By: The Old One on November 18, 2009
at 2:06 pm
Awesome + thank you. The first interview everyone looked like they had some fun with (except Taylor who just looked awkward and seemed to think he needed to direct the question back on topic) and at least the questions were different for once.
By: operarose on November 18, 2009
at 9:04 pm
I would totally hate you Moon…if I wouldn’t be seeing New Moon in …lemme check…10 hours.
By: Alice - Not an Addikt on November 18, 2009
at 8:13 am
AHHHHH jealous!!!!!!!!!!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:47 pm
Sure, we’re jealous, but we’ll keep on being friends with you until you can spill any deets on the sparklepeen. Thén we’ll start an I hate Moon-fanclub.
9 hours and 41 minutes.
By: notanaddiktbella on November 18, 2009
at 8:19 am
that experience would definitely be NUMBER UNO forevero!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:49 pm
That’s awesome- eye contact! Did you turn into a puddle of goo?
No hating here, we’re all living vicariously through you!
I can’t imagine what the last few days have been like for Rob and the rest of the cast. What an experience.
By: drsaka on November 18, 2009
at 8:21 am
Not hating you at all, in fact I’m thrilled for you ( It’s fantastic a couple of our own girls got to see HHH in the flesh, so to speak!!!) I live vicariously through you and hope you get many more sightings. Go ladies!
By: GuitarGirl on November 18, 2009
at 8:32 am
Awwwh, I don’t hate you, Moon! In fact, I think I’m going to move to LA and start tagging along with you everywhere. you. go.
But I might start a rumor you were born with a tail…
By: JodieO on November 18, 2009
at 8:32 am
Hahaha, if only I could …I would give you 5 thumb ups for your good ideas!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 9:14 am
and horns!
move out!!!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:51 pm
I am a proud card carrying member of the I Hate Moon fanclub 🙂
But I ♥ it because at least I can live vicariously through you
By: robsten4life on November 18, 2009
at 8:33 am
I hate you. I do.
The end.
😉
By: fangbanger06 on November 18, 2009
at 8:40 am
No Moon…no hate here. Maybe jealous, but I think I can manage. 🙂 Honestly, it’s quite nice to hear that in person he is even more glorious, AND he seems to be an intense, and sincere person (of course this assumption is being made about the fact that even though he is a HUGE star, he still takes the time to acknowledge people and is seemingly humble…I hope I’m not wrong.)
How close did you end up near him? And Bravo for restraining yourself and not pouncing on him when you had the chance. Next time you see him, please tell him that Sharpie said hi!
By: Sharpie on November 18, 2009
at 8:42 am
probably like 5 feet from him. he was near the top of the stairs we were at the bottom. and yes he’s even better in person which is just SOOO wrong
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:53 pm
*sigh* so not fair.
By: Sharpie on November 18, 2009
at 11:55 pm
Does it count if I had 3 occasions of seeing him in an almost intimate environment (no crazies) and deliberately missed it because of paranoya or high self-esteem or just no balls?
I thought it was written all over my forhead “desperate for Rob” and if I ever show up on you tube/TV, everyone (and HE) will see it, and I don’t think I could handle international media embaressement.
First I was at meters away from him and never had the balls to look. Fucking cameras!
Then I knew the restaurant where he was having dinner (completely affordable) and never went there cause my boyfriend made me feel lame for it.
Then next day I could have invited myself on the news show he has done in Paris but I thought it would look so desperate.
Moon you have to be my coach cause I’m officially the worst at meeting Rob. I think you all have a chance of meeting him, even if you’re living in the middle of nowhere, before I loose my Robert Pattinson virginity as UC. Since I was so close to him, can we at least consider this as foreplay?
By: minuit passé on November 18, 2009
at 8:46 am
Oh my….minuit passe’…
I am pretty sure that YOU weren’t definitely that woman, which had got naked in front of him for getting his attention….!!!lol
Best story ever!Do you heard of this?…she asked him(standing in a crowd), how to get his attention, he made a joke about getting naked….and she did it! (reported on Ellen show…i think Moon can confirm..)
So up to you:
1. you are classy
2. you want to remain classy
3. you never will get his attention….:-(
I think this counts as a big foreply….but darlin…quite painfully interrupted…
I am so with you…
hugs <3<3<3
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 9:07 am
For me getting naked is proportionally correlated to getting very drunk, so you never know. I heard that and I suppose he also stuck around to see if she was really doing it. I guess manager Nick wasn’t in a hurry this time.
The thing is I’m not classy at all. This weekend I was asked several times to get out of a car by a chauffeur cause my friend wanted to speak to this arty guy who always snobs her when he’s in Paris. So she decided that we would get in another car (his’) by mistake. Except that it was the only car there. So how is that for 2nd hand embarrassment? But we were the only stalkers, so that makes it different.
By: minuit passé on November 18, 2009
at 10:02 am
WOW…nice story…and
I would only get naked in front of him if my name would be
“Kate Moss”
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 11:42 am
I’m sure you’ll find a way to do it if you had the chance to in other circumstances 🙂
By: minuit passé on November 18, 2009
at 2:33 pm
Um, yeah I’d say that was foreplay!
Robgirl and I are gonna bum around London sometime(or in Bupadest), you’re welcome to join us! LMAO!
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 9:53 am
Thanks, that would be soooooo fun!
Aren’t you living in America?
By: minuit passé on November 18, 2009
at 10:12 am
@minuit passe`- yes darlin I live in Louisville, Kentucky! Yee haw!
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 2:49 pm
oops I forgot to say but that’s what airplanes are for, I could visit Europe (again)! 🙂 Never been to France, I’ve been to London years ago, among other places. Weird story but some random British guy followed me all over Heathrow asking for my address and phone number! I had to lie and gave a fake name, addy and phone no. Poor guy. I was single then but I just broke out w/ someone and this English guy was so darn pushy! He won’t leave me alone!
Anyway, I think Rob has more class than that fo sho!
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 2:53 pm
You are crazy! Come!
Hahaha! How come you met the “heaviest”* guy in the airport? *french expression, means very annoyng people who never stop
By: minuit passé on November 18, 2009
at 6:48 pm
Yes honey, so lovely that idea…
we three bumping into Rob…
def.no classy!!!……….. but I don’t care,
I think actually being “classy” is kinda overrated!
❤
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 10:50 am
just DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats my advice. be anxious but then just do it. you’ll be on a rob high after… its the best high! hahahaa
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:56 pm
Thanks for the advice full of wisdom! I can see you’re a Rob experienced girl.
I’m not anxious about the before,I know I’ll pretend to be cool, it’s the after that scares me. But I want to be high on Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!I want to be high on Rob!!!!!!!!!!
By: minuit passé on November 18, 2009
at 6:52 pm
Hate you? Are you kidding? I’m just happy I found you to live through! Ok, I am a little envious, but can’t hate you for it!
Did she scare him? She’s been scaring guests lately and I was hoping she got him!
I’m already 2nd hand nervous for him for tonight’s appearance on Letterman. Letterman can rip people apart if he doesn’t particularly like them or know who the hell they are.
Help a newbie to LTR out – what does HHH stand for?
By: TLG on November 18, 2009
at 8:49 am
I can’t wait for Letterman-you never know what’ll happen. But I don’t think he’ll be mean to Rob-Rob’s too nice and easy going. I hope he’ll ask some out-there questions, though.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 18, 2009
at 9:15 am
His Holy Hotness
My turn: what’s’ with “nuked carrots”?, what is OME and what does ……..mmm, I foget the third one. I’ll reply here if/when I remember it. I’ve been wondering about these three things for a long time, but never found the right place to ask. I have assumptions, but I can’t be certain.
By: absolutelyvlc on November 18, 2009
at 12:22 pm
Rob made jokes about he likes to microwave everything and included carrots in that, thus nuking carrots. OME = Oh my Edward. First time I said this in front of my local unicorn, he fully stopped the converation and was all “Did you just say OME? This conversation will be over if you do that again.” I politely told him to fuck off. Then we hugged and smelled all good….
Wait, what?
By: PinkDolphin on November 18, 2009
at 12:28 pm
grassy ass.
By: absolutelyvlc on November 18, 2009
at 2:46 pm
P.S.I just nuked some left-over chicken for lunch. Um, yeah, it’s disgusting….but the leftover carrots on the side are deelish!
P.P.S. when I remember what the third thing is I’m coming to you!
By: absolutelyvlc on November 18, 2009
at 2:49 pm
Nooooooo, I don’t hate you, I hate ME for not being YOU!
…..or at least the cow-girl in your lovely trio…..
MY life is sooo sad, def. NO kind of contact with HHH 😦
ahhh…Moon, is it just ME or your contacts are getting closer each time….let me think…after eye-contact comes body-contact….ohhhhhhhhh
now I hate you a little bit…..!!!
but in a lovely way…<3<3<3
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 8:54 am
hahahaa next up is call girl!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:57 pm
Hate is such a strong word, Moon. I’d say I’m more in awe of you than anything. 😉 And holding your bff’s hand as you gaze into the face of Rob is totally normal. I’d do the same thing, too!
Also, Ellen is a classy lady for not asking about Kristen.
By: Marz on November 18, 2009
at 9:00 am
There’s a fine line between love and hate. Right now I’m kind of teetering between the two but mostly I love you guys. At least you give us the deets when you do all these infuriatingly awesome things.
Thanks for all the vicarious thrills.
By: dazzledtodeath on November 18, 2009
at 9:09 am
Nahhhh, still love you.
Jealous? God, yes. But, you deserve it, kind of. 😉
By: Josefin5 on November 18, 2009
at 9:17 am
What?? That is hilarious!! You know you have made it when the haters come out! I have only met Rob once and it was AMAZING!! Anyone else who gets to meet him I pass a virtual high 5….he should meet some of the non crazies out there! It’s called taking one for the team!! I am counting down the minutes to the NYC press screening….maybe I will get another glimpse of the genius!
I vote TEAM MOON!! 🙂
PS…You can’t be the president of the “I hate Moon” fanclub…..that position is already taken by TammyO….sorry.
Obird
By: obird on November 18, 2009
at 9:21 am
TammyO …hahah right! 🙂
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 9:41 am
darn tammyo always stealing my thunder!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:59 pm
Any of you Jen Lancaster fans? A friend emailed me this – made me laugh.
http://www.jennsylvania.com/jennsylvania/2009/11/new-new-moon.html
By: TLG on November 18, 2009
at 9:23 am
Laughed all the way through! So clever. Loved the Italians. Tks for sharing.
By: JulieP on November 18, 2009
at 5:27 pm
Ahem….measuring words carefully.
Can I just say that the locking eyes thing is what really does me in. He does that doesn’t he…really looks at you when speaking. (This is a major turn on guys, take note!) *melts* And how far away was he, 5ft? Guh! Glowy? Dude, I’m DONE!
BTW hearing Rob utter the words, ‘F**k That!’, may have just incinerated what was remaining of my sanity. Now EVERY ff I have EVER read has a soundtrack. Thanks Rob.
I love you, I hate you, I wish I was you… x
By: Proselyte3 on November 18, 2009
at 9:23 am
Oh, and this…
B*tches. (I tried, I really did.)
By: Proselyte3 on November 18, 2009
at 9:28 am
Eye Contact with Rob… Is Moon still alive??
By: TheColdWoman on November 18, 2009
at 11:09 am
Yes, but instantaneously impregnated.
By: Proselyte3 on November 18, 2009
at 12:00 pm
im expecting in 9 mos
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 3:00 pm
I’m sorry. I have to say this and I feel really bad about it too:
Lucky bitch.
Please don’t hate me. At least I didn’t capitalize bitch 🙂
By: Pinky on November 18, 2009
at 9:23 am
Moon…you rock…big time.
I can’t even imagine life after “Riff Raff Eye Contact”. So many things would have to happen for me to be in that position. Just getting to Cali would be one of them…
New flannel, huh? Maybe Claire brought one from home…
By: Mrs. P on November 18, 2009
at 9:23 am
So Moon, if you are the President shouldn’t Rob actually be your Intern?
And yes, you are still one of Those Whores.
By: sassysmart on November 18, 2009
at 9:27 am
ill order him around!!!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 3:02 pm
I want to hate you, Moon, but I can’t hate anyone who makes me laugh.
The show sounds great! I hope I can wake up enough on Friday morning to catch it. After spending Thursday ngiht with Rob and all… ahem.
I found this quote from her show on her website (yes, I’m spoiling): “Pattinson revealed to DeGeneres that a woman in a crowd had asked him how she could get his attention, and he jokingly suggested she could get naked. And she did.”
Moon?!
By: Katie S on November 18, 2009
at 9:29 am
Yahtzee!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 3:03 pm
Moon – I’m pretty sure Janet is the president of the “I hate Moon” fan club. She’s been saying this for weeks, I thought she was joking, but I know its now the truth. As a club member we get also get buttons. These “I hate Moon” buttons will go perfectly with the “I’m a big deal on twitter” tees that Pinkfluffgirl promised to make me.
Sigh, you are one lucky bitch.
By: brookelockart on November 18, 2009
at 9:33 am
I was just about to say that. I have been spouting my hate of Moon for weeks upon weeks and that was before her 18th spotting of the RP.
Brookie and I will ROCK our HATE and you will effing love it.
Hate you long time.
And for all those out there who feel as though they want to hate on our hate, well 2 words for them –>> BRING IT
PS I am totally a BIG deal on Twitter, isn’t everyone?
By: Janetrigs on November 18, 2009
at 12:38 pm
you gals ARE a big deal… maybe you need rob the intern
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 3:06 pm
I don’t hate you Moon! I’m happy and somewhat jealous of you that you’ve seen him 5 times! Meanwhile I haven’t even seen him once and I feel I’m so far away from him, no chance of him coming to Louisville. I would be happy even if I breathed the same air he breathed.
You just happen to be conveniently closer(LA right?). Stuff happens there. I’m really glad for you and I’m thankful you post your funny and sarcastic humor here.
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 9:35 am
Ohhh…little girl in Louisville, YOU actually are breathing the same air….stuff happens also in London, so let’s go there. we will make fools of ourselves…who cares? I am so over with that…..
..scheis*e..big german swearword with a frickin star!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 11:04 am
Robgirl, no we’re not breathing the same air. He’s like a 5 hour plane ride with a layover in Chicago before I can even get to LA! 🙂 We’re not even on the same time zone, I’m on eastern standard time, 3 hours ahead of California.
Yes I’ll go anywhere, anywhere he is, lets go to Vancity(if they are filming Breaking Dawn there), I have aunts and uncles living there!
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 2:57 pm
YES, that’s it, I was making plans to go to US next spring/summer whatever…and to go to Vancouver! Your Family= my family…lol
I know that you are 3hours+layover from HHH but it’s still american air, so fresh and windy…lol, … I mean…my time zone is like the Martian time zone, so YOU win!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 3:32 pm
5 hours by plane honey :-).
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 5:22 pm
Like our friend Pros up there, it was the eye contact that did me in. Instead of doing that nervous avoidance thing, he actually LOOKS. I’d lose it.
I maayyyyy have agreed to join the “we hate Moon” club last night out of a fit of jealous rage, but I mean “hate” in the nicest way possible. Swear it. Don’t worry, this wave of jealous bitchiness will go away soon.
By: HeyyyBrother on November 18, 2009
at 9:37 am
im not worried!
and yes he does the eye contact thing which was probably what made us melt the most. he WORKS it and knows what he’s doing. jerk.
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 3:07 pm
bloody hell!!!!
By: misty on November 18, 2009
at 3:15 pm
double bloody hell!!!!!!!!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 3:33 pm
OK I had to post a second comment on the “making eye contact” comment :-). Wow, that’s amazing. I would probably faint or float on air if that happened to me…in any case I would be humiliated!
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 9:37 am
No way!
I had to look for the meaning of “humiliated”…and….
you should look right back in his beautiful eyes…and
there will be stars all over there…
that would be the right feeling….
today I am sooo romantic…
I guess..<3
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 11:30 am
Romantic is good my love…I’m a hopeless romantic. Do you know I actually belong to a group called “Hopeless Romantics?” Shhhhh. My hubby doesn’t know! I told you I’m a little crazy and very romantic! I actually bought this book called “1,000 ways to be romantic.” I say it comes in handy, so if you need ideas, just give me a holler!
XO
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 3:00 pm
Best Interview EVER. Upclose. Doggie style.
LOL
Thanks Moon and UC for letting me tag along (like Seth) in your adventures in LA.
Im all warm and fuzzy now
By: Tasha on November 18, 2009
at 9:37 am
[can’t make eye contact, so stares at bottle of Germ-x]
Yeah, I’ll admit it. I hatelovewannabe you. Mixed emotions, but swirling around in there somewhere is just a tiny bit of WTF? I’m sure you understand. You all but said Rob eye-effed you. I never took myself for a jealous bitch, but, hey, people change, right? Strangely enough, I haven’t been flinging slushies of Haterade in KStew’s face for anything we all KNOW is happening in the Hot Pocket Fort, but you? I want to hug you and high-five you and laugh with you but am afraid if I met you I might also lose my shit for a minute and pull your hair. ‘Cause I’ve never fought before, but since these feelings are coming from a place inside me that I haven’t felt since NKOTB, I’m pretty sure I would be less than ninja.
Ugh. I hate confrontations, though . . . how about we just compromise? How ’bout NEXT time you see him, you do whatever it takes [within the boundaries of avoiding 2nd-hand embarrassment] to touch, talk to, or lick him? I think if we could get past the just-the-tip stage of Rob encounters, maybe I could just bask in the glory of knowing someone awesome I know has Robscored?
It’s worth a shot.
Silencing my inner outraged tween,
StothePizzle
By: StotheP on November 18, 2009
at 10:06 am
StothePizzle
you are my inner-outer, …I think, especially on the hair-scene…
these feelings are coming from the very very inside, that’s the sword HHH had stroken into our hards…
unknown feelings…I tell you…
and what about Rob while here around are all these “love-feelings”?
HE wants to kiss that guy from the Office!
No more words!
<3<3<3
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 11:11 am
HHH = His Holy Hotness
By: Joyce on November 18, 2009
at 10:07 am
MOON I LOVE YOU. It’s true. Although I am too farty and old to live in LA and run around doing all the amazing stuff you do to see the Rob, if I were young, hot, hip, and hilarious, like you, I would be doing the exact same thing.
By: lapushbaby on November 18, 2009
at 10:12 am
I am definitely feeling old too… I am living vicariously through Moon and UC this week, so I just can’t hate them. I can’t deal with screaming girls, so I am waiting until Monday to see the movie. It’s killing me, but I want to hear the movie, as well as, see it.
The idea of being in the same room with him, so that I could watch him from afar, is about the most that I could handle. Talking to him, never. Making eye contact? OMG I don’t know if I would be standing after that. I think that I would have forgotten how to breathe.
I have recently read a couple of girls “encounters” with Rob on line, and the common theme seems to be that he more good-looking in person, than on film or in photos (not surprised), and he is very shy. There’s a great story on Random Acts of Rob called behind the Velvet Ropes with Rob, that is really great.
Love to Moon and UC, because they rule!!
By: katiebird on November 18, 2009
at 1:44 pm
Good for you guys. So glad you got to see him and the dam!
By: Therealrobzilla on November 18, 2009
at 10:21 am
Oops. I meant fam
By: Therealrobzilla on November 18, 2009
at 10:22 am
What I said last night bears repeating: You lucky ass whores. And I have to agree with Proselyte – the eye contact just blows this whole shennanigan out of the water. He’s going to start recognizing you now. Peeking out from behind dumpsters and shit.
I will remain a charter member of I Hate Moon club until Rob decides to REALLY be Elvis and move to Memphis.
By: allryans on November 18, 2009
at 10:40 am
Ohhhh, I am still learning English…so I learned today
“lucky ass whores” is that something I could say to my old aunts?
It sounds like a compliment…lol…in this case today…
<3<3<3
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 11:26 am
If they don’t understand English, and you call them that in English, it might be OK. Calling old aunts lucky ass whores in their native language might be a little much. Unless, of course, that’s what they are.
By: The Old One on November 18, 2009
at 2:15 pm
Hahah no you don’t say that to your aunts!!!! LMAO!
By: southernbelle on November 18, 2009
at 3:02 pm
I love that we get to bask in HHH’s glow through you. There’s literally a snow balls chance in H*ll I’ll ever get the chance to even see him in person so I’m totally O.K. with experiencing Rob through a Goddess such as yourself.
I hope you keep running into him and eventually get a picture or maybe a few words. That would be the cherry on top of the already awesome Rob sundae.
By: Christa64c on November 18, 2009
at 10:50 am
Oh, I wish I had made the journey with lilcrazycow
to the land of Robert Patterson to see Moon and Robert. But I know I will hear many stories from Moon and lilcrazycow on our trip to Oklahoma next week. Keep up the fun!!
By: Momma Moon on November 18, 2009
at 11:15 am
ITS MY MOM!!!!!!!!!
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 2:32 pm
Look, your mom brought me back out of lurkdum. Patterson? Dying!
And Oklahoma rules.
By: Amber on November 18, 2009
at 2:36 pm
Aww! This is beyond cute!
Hi Momma Moon! I don’t really hate your daughter, well maybe sometimes. Someday I’m going to get some cash and move to Cali. Moon said I could move in and sleep in her bed. So you would be like my Step Momma Moon in Law.
Seriously Moon, so cute!
By: brookelockart on November 18, 2009
at 2:40 pm
I am a very lucky Momma Moon to have such a wonderful daughter as Moon. I could be your momma moon also. We always have room for one more at our house.
By: Momma Moon on November 18, 2009
at 7:36 pm
Hi Moon Momma…
greets from far away…and always
“Complimenti alla mamma!”
(Hey…I am NOT me…….holding both hands in front of my face…lol)
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 3:39 pm
my mom called me today to tell me that (and I quote) “turn on E! robert patterman… err patten… errr patterson… robert…err.. whats his name again?” This is the woman who when I told her that a big change is going to happen to jacob in breaking dawn asked me… (again I quote) “does Jake turn gay? Im not reading the rest if Jake turns gay!!”
By: tiffany3482 on November 18, 2009
at 3:56 pm
haha that sounds like something my mom would do.
“does Jake turn gay?” <–fantastic
By: cedvanhalen on November 18, 2009
at 8:25 pm
Vanity Fair’s 3rd set of outtakes from the shoot are up.
#7 and #10. OMG. Died.
By: TLG on November 18, 2009
at 11:49 am
Next time you see him, please tell him that you and UC write LTR! I’m sure you’ll get a big hug…and ask him where that damn new Stoli shirt is.
By: dude, i fursploded on November 18, 2009
at 11:57 am
I think he is already on the blog….I would give my Robpiccollection for that…that guy is surprisingly cutting-edge…and much more prepared as he likes to admit!
I mean, I am here…and I am sooo far away from all the lovely action….so kinda logical thing…this Robbaby doesn’t tell it all….lol
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 1:08 pm
I’ll tell you what “a Moon” can do….keep telling us every minute detail of every encounter. I want to know his skin tone, what color socks he’s wearing (I’m sure two different colors)…I literally take it as life-giving water, it enhances my “life-force” if you will and gives me yummy dream fodder.
And if Breaking Dawn really does film in Portland (I know, fat chance) I will be ON IT. Just sayin.
By: mrsfinneyfrock on November 18, 2009
at 12:00 pm
I can’t begin to tell you how jealous I am right now. I need to go to LA so I can partake in fun activities like this. Small town Missouri isn’t really doing it….
By: cedvanhalen on November 18, 2009
at 12:30 pm
Stop in Tulsa and pick me up on your way – we’ll split the gas! I’m not sure I can go on living without at least a blurry blob sighting of RP!
By: Liz on November 18, 2009
at 12:40 pm
Sounds like a plan. I don’t think I can go on much longer.
By: cedvanhalen on November 18, 2009
at 7:36 pm
Ack! Did I miss the part about how you got Ellen tickets on THE day RP would be there??!?! That can’t have been easy – SO FRIGGIN’ COOL!
By: Liz on November 18, 2009
at 12:37 pm
I just want to see him up close. Like in one of those 360 degree glass enclosures they use on those makeover shows. He would be a museum exhibit or something. That would be the ideal introduction.
Then if I survive that, he can talk to me and touch me.
By: Rob's Bitch on November 18, 2009
at 12:39 pm
Oh and P to the mother flipping S – Moonie Pie is the shit!
that’s all.
By: Janetrigs on November 18, 2009
at 12:41 pm
My 11 yr old daughter caught me reading your blog last night and said “Are they the ones that got that picture of Rob & Kristin getting in the cab …WOW, do you know them?” I told her that I didn’t “know them” but read their very hilarious blog (and added) “which you are not allowed to read because it is not appropriate for you!” So, my daughter is very impressed by your Rob sightings (I’m just jealous ).
By: EMT on November 18, 2009
at 12:43 pm
hahaha WOW your daughter knows we took that pic?! shes in the know! and yea this isnt quite kid friendly fair
By: themoonisdown on November 18, 2009
at 6:16 pm
I’d like to riff Rob’s raff, ifyouknowwhatimean.
Raff reminds me of rash, and therefore that statement wasn’t as sexy as I originally planned.
Moon, I’m DVRing that shiz. You best be fangirling like mad, if you know what’s good for ya!
By: Jenny-meiss on November 18, 2009
at 12:46 pm
Hate? There is no hate. We are the Rob. We love you. Happy for you and your five Rob sightings!
And, now why do I feel like that girl in high school who lost homecoming queen and smiles and congratulates the winner only to turn around and say the she is a whore. Oh yeah, jealousy.
It’s a fine line that I’m walking today.
😉
By: Kendall on November 18, 2009
at 1:17 pm
I am a giant green eyed monster.. *le sigh*
By: leahcyr on November 18, 2009
at 2:03 pm
Although I am really glad that you guys are there representing The Normal, all these incidents are causing me to rethink my disdain for LA. Maybe I should move because with my powers of keen observation, this could be happening to me, too.
By: DontQuestionMe on November 18, 2009
at 2:35 pm
as of 2 hrs ago: People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2009: Johnny Depp Not Robert Pattinson
http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/peoples-sexiest-man-alive-2009-johnny-depp-not-robert-pattinson-2520260.html
By: MayaM on November 18, 2009
at 2:35 pm
I mean …J.D. is quite hot but ery short…and if this boring George Clooney guy is on that list…you can put it quickly into the gully!
By: robgirl86 on November 18, 2009
at 4:21 pm
I definitely don’t hate you – in fact, I want to thank you for representing the “good” fans in a non-psycho way!
By: Jax on November 18, 2009
at 2:36 pm