My mom is a Modeling Agent...
Dear Sweet Baby Jesus and blog editors and fans everywhere-
Can we all just agree that THIS never happened? And stop posting these pictures everywhere?
It seems like just the moment my brain has been cleansed of these glamor shots a new set of these retched Miu Miu pictures resurface.
Why God, WHY???
And the caption “Robert’s First Time?” If nothing else screams Skeezy McGee, than these do, Star Magazine! Who do you have working for you, some creepy pedi rejects from “To Catch a Predator?” And their whole job is finding disturbing pictures to post from stars first gigs? Where do I sign up?? I mean… uh gross!
My eyes are up here... LADIES???!!
Of all these creepster photos, this one to the right is the one that looks most like Rob NOW but also the most disturbing. The pose, the oddly strewn tie/scarf and what looks like daddy’s old boxers which turns out are apparently swim trunks. WTF was the stylist thinking?
Just please, I beg of you… MAKE IT STOP! Have we not suffered enough this week with the whole TUCK Scandal ’09 and now THESE!
I don’t know how much more my heart can take… I’m gonna have to hit up some old Saturday Morning Delights to cleanse the palette AGAIN.
Loving you no matter what… but please stop!
Themoonisdown
PS where the heck are some new press pics for NEW MOON?! Hello, Summit? We’re dying… THIS is what we’re dealing with right now, PLEASE for the love of God help a sister (and some brothers) out and throw us some new HOT Edward pics. Or the Wolves! The Wolves…
Pics from Robsessed!
As of this am we are WINNING in the Dazzle Awards! ZOMG! But by like nine votes…. We NEED to win this award that means nothing. WE NEED TO. So vote for us NOW. Vote MULTIPLE TIMES (I find that in order to vote multiple times in a day you have to use different computers and/or different browsers. Perhaps you can head to the library, sign onto all 20 of their computers and use their 2-3 different browsers. kThxBai) Dazzle Awards Biatch
Letters to Rob 
“Hey girl, heyyyy!”
That’s all I got, for fear if I spend any more time analyzing these pictures to have a wittier comment, you-know-who will appear with camera crew in tow. (Our fave – Chris Hansen)
By: JBell on April 2, 2009
at 8:13 am
I interrupt this program to bring you a very important announcement!!
WE’RE ONLY WINNING BY 11 VOTES RIGHT NOW!!
GO.
VOTE.
NOW.
http://dazzleawards2009.webs.com/vote.htm#355300173
and vote for Lauren (Lauren’s Bite – http://laurensbite.blogspot.com) while you’re there too!!
kthxbai. 🙂
By: JBell on April 2, 2009
at 9:29 am
Going over to vote now!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 9:32 am
Thanks for the email too Jena! I’m gonna be making the new playlist tonight. I’m so excited to listen to some of those songs I’ve never heard before, true story.
By: JBell on April 2, 2009
at 9:34 am
Awesome! Let me know your faves!
I generally stick to those songs b/c they have
the same beat so the walking on the tredmill
stays at the same tempo.
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 9:35 am
I totally understand and thank God for that (same beat), cause you can’t mess up the groove or you’ll wind up on the floor at the back of it. LOL
By: JBell on April 2, 2009
at 9:38 am
DONE 🙂
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 10:16 am
Just voted. 🙂
By: VanessaJ on April 2, 2009
at 11:46 am
just voted for my own blog!! YEAA!! go team!
By: themoonisdown on April 2, 2009
at 1:25 pm
Thank you for acting as our spokesperson! Again, very funny… at least my beLly is not aching ANYMORE after the laugh I had w/ your Tuck letter yesterday! Now I must go scrub my eyes and look at some recent Robpics. 🙂
By: Annemarie on April 2, 2009
at 8:18 am
I’m with u Moon! Summit, Nick, Stephanie = FAIL in terms of managing all of this backlash Rob has been receiving as of late. Rob should be basking in the glory of a great GQ cover & story + most especially, record sales for Twilight DVD. Instead, we get FAIL news over the past few weeks about Rob’s odor and these awful pictures.
What have his “people” arranged since then? A little-read interview on Moviefone. That’s it. Practically NADA. If I were his PR machine, I would have Rob (stat!) on all of the talk shows (daytime & late night) … hell, he should be promoting “Little Ashes” which is showing next month. Oh but maybe Summit doesn’t want him to promote that because it’s a gay movie … even if it’s about an icon (Dali). Now they’re going to say it’s because he has to film “New Moon” even if he’s just been prepping for weeks and had the time to do PR junkets!
I am so freaking pissed!
BTW I have a conspiracy theory about this. I have nothing against Zac Efron, believe me, but I wouldn’t be surprised if all this sh*t stuff about Rob is coming out because Zac’s movie 17 Again is premiering in a few weeks. They need to win back Zac’s fanbase, thus all the sh*t about Rob. They just want to make sure that Zac’s film does better than $70m on opening weekend and sell more than 3 million DVDs.
And now what do we get? We have Rob seemingly more paranoid than before, attending parties but with his hood on … and a fan saying that he was pissed when they approached him for a photo. (We’ve never heard reports like this before!) I seriously think the stress is getting to him! I hate it because Rob isn’t as self-assured or confident as Zac (or even Taylor!) … we all know how insecure he can be … and that really makes me sad!
Sorry for the long post — but you hit a nerve (in a good way I mean, just wanted to say that I could relate to your post)
By: twihigh on April 2, 2009
at 8:19 am
What she said!
Eloquently and articulately put Twihigh, I agree with all you hav said 🙂
And I agree about Rob not being confident, poor chap, adored by millions and scared to death 😦
By: Summer Girl on April 2, 2009
at 9:02 am
conspiracies!! i love it! maybe we can wage war against the letters to zac efron girls? we would so take them.
By: themoonisdown on April 2, 2009
at 1:27 pm
Hahaha. R u serious, is there really a LTZ? 😀
Regardless of whether my theory is true or not, what is clear is that Summit + Rob’s agents/managers are simply outclassed here. They need to get their act together and fast. Regardless of motive, what is clear to me is that there’s really a hatchet job on Rob and it’s being executed so well, I wouldn’t be surprised if there are pros (like the Disney PR machine) behind it.
I just feel bad because what’s the worst dirt they can find about Rob. That he possibly has hygiene problems – a mindset that he helped cultivate funnily enough. Old pictures that were taken when he was a minor and didn’t know any better (seriously MomPattz, what were you thinking?). What’s next — that he & TomStu are secret lovers? Geez.
Haha, sorry for my long posts guise, I usu lurk only, I think u all are hilarious. 🙂
By: twihigh on April 2, 2009
at 1:52 pm
Hahaha. R u serious, is there really a LTZ? 😀
Regardless of whether my theory is true or not, what is clear is that Summit + Rob’s agents/managers are simply outclassed here. They need to get their act together and fast. Regardless of motive, what is clear to me is that there’s really a hatchet job on Rob and it’s being executed so well, I wouldn’t be surprised if there are pros (like the Disney PR machine) behind it.
I just feel bad because what’s the worst dirt they can find about Rob. That he possibly has hygiene problems – a mindset that he helped cultivate funnily enough. Old pictures that were taken when he was a minor and didn’t know any better (seriously MomPattz, what were you thinking?). What’s next — that he & TomStu are secret lovers? Geez.
Haha, sorry for my long posts guys, I usu lurk only, I think u all are hilarious. 🙂
By: twihigh on April 2, 2009
at 1:53 pm
Here, here, Twihigh. Very well put.
Disney–hmmmm. Could be.
But our Rob seems to be twisting in the wind here. It just ain’t right!
By: EyeC on April 2, 2009
at 2:47 pm
My older girls (15 and 12) were over Zac after HSM2. My 8 year old wants to see ’17 Again’. I think Zac is talented, but he’s gonna need to do something serious to attract the older crowd that Rob has. I hear that is why he dropped Footloose. I think Rob has more staying power (in more ways than one), but yeah, he needs some PR management right now.
By: soccermom on April 2, 2009
at 3:42 pm
Seriously… these are very disturbing and in a small way, he looks like a wax statue.. almost not real at all.
YES!
That is what I am going to tell myself.. this is a wax work.. not the Spunk.
By: Dawn on April 2, 2009
at 8:24 am
Swim trunks that look like boxer shorts and black socks up to he knees and a big fat black tie around his neck… that stylist should never work again!
Yes, I am deliberately focusing on the outfit b/c I cannot look at the hairless body of a seemingly 12 year old boy who in 10 years I will want to break commandments with.
By: Spank Ransom on April 2, 2009
at 8:27 am
right on spank, i think thats what gets me the most. the creepy hairless YOUNG body. it’s like looking at a jr high boy. UUGGHHH
By: themoonisdown on April 2, 2009
at 1:28 pm
my eyes, my eyes!
’nuff said.
By: debs on April 2, 2009
at 8:38 am
p.s. anyone have a breakdown from yesterdays post?
By: debs on April 2, 2009
at 8:40 am
a breakdown of the breakdown?! crib notes!
By: themoonisdown on April 2, 2009
at 1:29 pm
oops i meant comments.
By: debs on April 2, 2009
at 8:40 am
OMFG why oh why is it lately I trustingly click on a link and have the retnas scorched out of my eyeball with these pictures.
Thanks Moon someone needs to put a stop to this madness!
JAG<3
oh yeah underpahnts…LOL
By: Just a Girl on April 2, 2009
at 8:52 am
i’m putting in some calls today, this is TOO much!
By: themoonisdown on April 2, 2009
at 1:32 pm
@Moon, what never happened? I am not sure what you are talking about? What pics? to quote from a certain film..You bumped your head, I think your confused! Really, you should stop posting letters that make no sense..and what with the blank page where you thought there were some kind of awful pictures of Rob..nope nothing there…ROB is 22 and F-I-N-E..that is reality..anything else pure poppycock..tee hee yep I typed Poppycock!
just keepin it real!
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 9:10 am
that’s the spirit!! deny and forget!
By: themoonisdown on April 2, 2009
at 1:33 pm
Seriously. Between yesterday and today I feel like my eyes are about to start bleeding. I think I will go check out some old Saturday AM Delight because The Tuck and Zygote Rob have taken it all out of me. I’ve got nothin’ left.
By: Steph on April 2, 2009
at 9:13 am
Lets both go cleanse our eye palettes, STAT!
By: Just a Girl on April 2, 2009
at 9:14 am
I’m on it!
By: Steph on April 2, 2009
at 9:42 am
Srsly. Where’s some better Robward-crack?
By: JanetOC on April 2, 2009
at 9:43 am
This has not been a good photo week for our Rob. Poor Rob.
By: iheartedward on April 2, 2009
at 9:13 am
I have never cared for these photos because they remind me of something a chi-mo would stash on his wall in his basement. Rob’s a cutie in them yes, but this is just WRONG!
And the sad thing is that these photos showed up on E! News last night.
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 9:17 am
oh SHUT UP they did not! UGH what the crap? excuse my french..but come on. How Inappropriate is that? I mean I dunno who old he is there…but it is sooo creepy. Poorly done E poorly done!
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 9:21 am
by E I meant E News…not Edward lol
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 9:22 am
No joke, check today’s repeat at 11am central, LOL!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 9:34 am
Good Morning ladies!!!
Well, two things disturbe me about this picture.
First, It’s a ridiculous picture. It’s awful! Rob or nor Rob in it, it’s a terrible picture, awful clothes, awful make up, awful awful awful!! How do you say in english when you feel embarrased for something someone else does? Here it’s called “verguenza ajena”. Well, however, you call it, I feel that! lol
And the other thing that bugs me is that I feel so dirty looking at it. No, that kid does not make me horny, but as Spank Ransom said above:
“I cannot look at the hairless body of a seemingly 12 year old boy who in 10 years I will want to break commandments with.”–> Exactly. Dirty Dany!!!
I’m disgusting….and so is that photographer, cuz he somehow managed to take a terrible picture with this lovely kid in it.
By: Dany on April 2, 2009
at 9:22 am
Dany, around here I think it’s called 2nd hand embarrased. I can’t look at the pics for too long, it just feels wrong. I expect someone to break my door down and confiscate my computer.
By: Jess on April 2, 2009
at 11:52 am
are you new!? you were put in our ‘new queue” hugs!
By: unintendedchoice on April 2, 2009
at 12:28 pm
Yes, I think it’s the 1st time I post here. I found LTT first and have posted there once or twice. I love your blogs, you ladies are hilarious.
By: Jess on April 2, 2009
at 2:57 pm
we call PENA AJENA…lol!
By: Emmmes on April 2, 2009
at 12:36 pm
All’s I’m saying is my pictures from my early teen years (and this would’ve been around the time Rob was born…ahem…) are far worse than him being pimped out by a shady modeling agency. We’ve all been 14. We just haven’t been between the pages of a magazine, immortalized forever in print.
Bless his heart.
By: Leigh Anne on April 2, 2009
at 9:24 am
Well – it was 2001 when these pics were taken…I’m sure Rob knew they would surface some day, so hopefully he was prepared! In his biography book (from Hot Topic of course) he says that he modeled only a few things and now everyone always calls him a ‘former model’, which is why he’s afraid to do an album because he’s afraid that any album publicity will say “Edward from Twilight…” and it won’t seem as legitimate. Of course, I’m paraphrasing here, but you get me, right?
The problem I have with these pics is that they ARE so old…so what’s the point? Do we all look like we did at 15? Thank God, NOT! (although I’d be happy to have my 18 year old body back, thank you very much.) Geesh – I’m getting so annoyed with the paps who seem to have it out for Rob lately! And you’re right – this photographer was ridiculous…I can’t believe this actually made it to the magazines! It’s truly awful in every way…except even through the horrible clothes and poses, you can still see a glimmer of “our” Rob in there!
What was his Mom thinking btw? She worked for a modeling agency…was this really “in” in 2001? Am I that old that I don’t remember that?
Oh…and by the way, you guys are really hard core – I stopped by the thread from yesterday and you guys were posting until 4AM and then back at 7AM! Holy Crap…you guys are DEDICATED! 🙂
By: Jenna on April 2, 2009
at 9:34 am
That’s right! LOL Not obsessed; dedicated. ;]
By: JBell on April 2, 2009
at 9:36 am
Is there such a thing as spontaneous blindness? Cuz that’s what I want to happen to me every time I see these pedo pics.
Damn that photographer to hell and anybody else who had something to do with these being taken of a poor young Rob!!! It is just WRONG.
And Rob’s team better get their heads out of their asses PRONTO. Talk about his PR being mismanaged! Like Twihigh said, he should be basking in his GQ cover, Twilight DVD sales, and getting out there promoting Little Ashes and How To Be……not visiting fu***ng WALMART, and having kiddi porn pics plastered all over the airwaves!!
And I’m not surprised he’s starting to get cranky with fans bugging him 24/7. guy can’t even have a meal without being interrupted. And being trapped in an elevator with a fan had to be HELL for him. You can see it in his face.
By the way………..The Wide Awake Chapters are up!!
OMG!! I’M DOIN’ THE DARKWARD DANCE!!!
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
By: vogue18 on April 2, 2009
at 9:36 am
How many new chapters are there? ❤
By: Just a Girl on April 2, 2009
at 9:38 am
45. Chunky Chips-Ahoy Part 1
45. Chunky Chips-Ahoy Part 2
46. Nilla Wafers Part 1
46. Nilla Wafers Part 2
47. Double-Stuf Oreos
By: vogue18 on April 2, 2009
at 9:39 am
OMG…..look at the name of chapter 47. Is it going to be a reinactment of what goes on with Bella, Edward, and Jasper in “The Arrangement”?
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO – HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
By: vogue18 on April 2, 2009
at 9:41 am
Oh SNAP!! My new avatar is FINALLY showing up after 2 days! Jeeez….
Lookie – It’s Vogue on the cover of Vogue!! hee-hee-hee. Now I’m famous, and a model. Maybe Rob will date me now. Will just have to put a black string around my wrist and start painting large abstract art.
By: vogue18 on April 2, 2009
at 9:38 am
What’s up with the black string, I saw a few comments on it a couple a days ago…something to do with Nina & Rob I think…
By: Just a Girl on April 2, 2009
at 9:40 am
exactly. C’ept he’s going to tie his black string somewhere else on him 😀
As his gesture of fidelity and undying love to me.
By: vogue18 on April 2, 2009
at 9:44 am
heehee ;P
By: Just a Girl on April 2, 2009
at 9:47 am
I think Dateline NBC needs to have a little chat with the photographer. LOL!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 9:38 am
Oh, and I forgot to tell you guys –
If any of you are Bobby Long fans, his single is available on I Tunes as of today! It’s called “Left to Lie” and it’s really good. I love the lyrics (transcribed by me so maybe not all correct!):
I’m afraid to die
I’m nearly old
I’m almost young
or so I’m told
You say, time is a healer
faith is death or left to die
I won’t put my strain on another
broken shame, or so I lie
Left to Lie
I floated down like a long lost dream
’cause my savior flew from this stitched up seam
cause I’m afraid to die
I’m nearly old
I’m almost young
so I’m told
They say I would be better
far from here
left alone
but now my lucks even cheaper
I played out by the traffic drums
I’m still alone
no where to go
I floated down
like a long lost dream
cause my savior flew
from his stitched up seams
cause my friends they got
will be the first to die
cause I’m far far too scared
to ask them why
Cause I’m afraid to die
I’m nearly old
I’m almost young
so I’m told
so I’m told
I like this song a lot…I hope he and Marcus do something for the New Moon soundtrack.
I love the line, “I’m nearly old, I’m almost young, or so I’m told”…as that’s how I feel. I’m not quite old but I’m also not really young. (I’m 36 and 11/12ths!)…although my love of ‘All Things Rob’ makes me feel younger..sometimes too young – but that’s a personal problem 😉
By: Jenna on April 2, 2009
at 9:49 am
Wow that would be great for the soundtrack! Thanks for sharing 🙂
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 9:52 am
Thanks for this, Jenna! I will check it out!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 10:14 am
Oh – wait – I just saw him sing this on a video on his myspace. I think the words are “I’m BARELY old”…not ‘I’m nearly old’.
Either way – I’m both barely and nearly old…if not already there!
By: Jenna on April 2, 2009
at 12:06 pm
Good Morning LTR!!!
About these pics… well, pretend can be a good thing. Like:
– Am I turning 34 this year? NOPE
– Did I live (and liked the music of) the 80’s? NOPE
– Did I dance Vanilla Ice, Mc Hammer, Sir Mix-a-“Jump on it” and stuff like that in the 90’s just like that guy of “Evolution of dance” video? NOPE
So…
– Is this Robert Pattinson’s pics? NOPE
Super simple… LOL
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 2, 2009
at 9:53 am
LOL! I love this!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 10:15 am
Oooh!! I like the way you think!!! Yeah, deny everything!!! Good plan. I’m on that.
By: vogue18 on April 2, 2009
at 10:54 am
lol “Massive pretending, by Giseli”, you should write a book so we could all erase these ugly images!
By: Dany on April 2, 2009
at 9:59 am
Good morning Dany!
Weel, massive pretending… it’
By: Giseli on April 2, 2009
at 10:02 am
Sorry, I just hurrying here and pressed enter…
Again:
Good morning Dany!
‘massive pretending’ is my kind of stuff, baby!
xoxo
BTW, I found your sneakers here in Brazil…
By: Giseli on April 2, 2009
at 10:04 am
Nah!! REALLY?? Where? do you have a picture? or a link, or anything???
By: Dany on April 2, 2009
at 10:16 am
Yes, I have a link Dany!! YAY!
I posted the link here yesterday for you, but I think you didn’t see it.
http://www.americanas.tenis.netshoes.com.br/produto/Index.aspx?pc=3907
This store is a super famous store here in Brazil named “Lojas Americanas” (literally = “American Store”)
There’s one of this about 15′ from my home.
I saw a Jr version too for kids and/or small foots.
xoxo
By: Giseli on April 2, 2009
at 10:49 am
http://dazzleawards2009.webs.com/vote.htm
Have you voted today??
It’s weird, cuz this was supposed to be opened til march 28th…but it’s still accepting votes! So go, pleople!!
By: Dany on April 2, 2009
at 10:01 am
i think voting OPENED march 28th… lauren from lauren’s bite has an email into them to figure out when voting Ends.
By: unintendedchoice on April 2, 2009
at 11:00 am
Morning ladies!
SO in my google alerts I am seeing an article saying that Rob plans to quit acting in 2010 after his commintment to Summit is over. Please someone tell me this is just trash talk??
I am going to put the above pictures in a little black box and bury it deep in the back of my mind with all the other horrible memories I select to forget for my own sanity.
By: pishposh71 on April 2, 2009
at 10:17 am
Oh wait I just realized that yesterday was April 1st so it was likely a spoof saying he will quit acting.
By: pishposh71 on April 2, 2009
at 10:23 am
LOL Scary! lol Hopefully, we’ll have Rob for a little longer.
Although I don’t know, maybe he would be happier away from the fame, and in that case, as much as I’d hate not knowing from him, he should retire and live a happy life (WITH ME, ROB, WITH ME!!!)
By: Dany on April 2, 2009
at 10:31 am
I think he said he was gonna take some time off after he finished filming the series…and rightly so. Just hurry back Mr. Pattinson!
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 10:33 am
Wonder if he will really do what he mentioned in GQ about
becoming a record producer. I can see that. That’d be awesome.
But how tragic would it be for us if he stopped making movies.
😦
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 11:12 am
I think he is looking for some normality after the series..I think he sees himself as an actor before being a musician..but what do I know eh 😉
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 11:19 am
@Moon- ‘and stop posting these pictures everywhere?’ Agreed. I CANNOT look at these pics anymore. Enough is enough. The end.
Good Morning everyone!
By: Genevieve on April 2, 2009
at 10:29 am
Good morning, Genevieve! How’s everything this morning?
By: Dany on April 2, 2009
at 10:31 am
Good Dany thanks. How about you?
By: Genevieve on April 2, 2009
at 10:34 am
Good, but I fell asleep this morning, I was suppose be out of my house an hour ago lol. So now I’m running around the house.
So I’ll say good bye, be back later!!!
Kisses to all!
By: Dany on April 2, 2009
at 10:39 am
dear rob,
sorry your pics from 2001 surfaced. if my pics from 2001 (okay i wasn’t that bad then… let’s say…. 1997.. i was 14 then) surfaced.. you’d see glasses, pimples, braces.. basically a whole lotta hottness… those pics should just stay in a scrapbook our ‘mums’ made and never be made public.
Hugs,
UC
By: unintendedchoice on April 2, 2009
at 11:02 am
Tru Dat! ❤
By: Genevieve on April 2, 2009
at 11:07 am
Well crap. I AM old! You were 14 in 1997??? I had my first child in 1997 and I was 25…that makes me, what, 11 years older than you! So, your ‘obsession’ with Rob is completely age appropriate since you are close in age with him – while mine is…well, NOT! 🙂 I am, sadly, 14 years older than Rob….
Oh my GOD – I just had a complete Oprah ‘Aha moment’!! Rob is closer in age to MY DAUGHTER than ME! Holy Hell….Well, now I’m going to have to go write a letter to Rob and confess all….I am ridiculously age inappropriate – but I am having so much fun with it! 😉
And, I certainly can’t be the only mid thirty something who loves me some RPatz, right?
By: Jenna on April 2, 2009
at 12:12 pm
In 1997, I was Rob’s age, married, done with college.. Believe me, you’re very much NOT the only 30-something with a Robsession! That’s why we’re here — ’cause it makes no sense in our real lives and this is the only place we can talk about it without sounding insane.
By: WastingTheMorningAway on April 2, 2009
at 2:20 pm
In 97 I was graduating high school… 2001 seems like it had just past!
I often wonder why Rob makes us crush on him and get giddy all over again.
I’ve admired actors and musicians before but not like this (@_@)
My friend and I would drive from downtown unconsciously making detours on the way home to see if he would coincidently be walking down Robson st. 😛 (not that we would stop, pull over, and drag him into the car… jokes!)
Friend’s husband just shakes his head.
Is it because it makes us feel younger? 😀
By: judy on April 2, 2009
at 3:24 pm
My eyes and brain can’t take anymore of these pictures. I mean usually I’ll look at any type of rob picture, but that might be changing soon. Do I need to register as a sexual predator?
By: Jayci on April 2, 2009
at 11:02 am
Ah, I think he is so cute in these pics – no Chris Hansen not that way!
He’s about 14-15 and has to cuddle up to a girl, people! He was probably freaking out and then the photographer wanted him in weird ass clothes with no shirt.
If you can just look at his face, he is just so darn cute! I want to pinch his cheeks.
Its probably the fact that we all have the hots for him and any picture with his shirt off should be hot too, except for ones when he is totally illegal.
Hell, I’m with UC – there are plenty of photos of me at that age and I’m sure I didn’t look anywhere as good as that. Shoot, friends on Facebook posted pics of me from when I was 11. I had a really nice (crappy) perm. It’s the past, so what?
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 11:24 am
I really hate Life & Style. Every week they have something on Rob and 95% of the time it’s a big article on BS.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/what-load-of-crap-post-of-day.html
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 11:26 am
The thing that pisses me off is that people actually pick up the
mag and believe it. Those of us here have brains enough to know
it’s all BS but I can just see people grabbing this and getting
all shocked and actually buy it. Really chaps my big white ass!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 11:31 am
“really chaps my big white ass” LOL!
I would hope that most people would know that Life and Style is a load of crap, but then again there are a lot of stupid people in the world.
At least we can tell the news from the gossip. I like to think that Rob and the rest of the crew get a laugh out of the outrageous ragmag stories like this.
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 11:36 am
Alright, alright.
Since most of you are shuddering in horror over Zygote Rob. I’ll bring you a little piece of happiness.
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=6468&fullsize=1
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=305&pos=0
There, he is a man, baby! No zygote here.
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 11:34 am
W.O.W. Those eyes. They just burned a hole through my soul……
By: vogue18 on April 2, 2009
at 11:42 am
Now we’re talkin! That first picture…that bottom lip…loss for words.
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 11:42 am
Well I thought I would put in the sexy as hell Sex Drive pic, but the second one has him all hairy and manly looking. No zygote there.
Those should burn your retinas, right good! YUM!!!!!!!!
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 11:48 am
F*ck me those are hot and it’s not my retnas that are on FIRE baby.
By: Just a Girl on April 2, 2009
at 11:51 am
Ah, thats better. Needed that.
By: Kristin on April 2, 2009
at 11:50 am
thanks I needed that !
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 12:49 pm
WOAH! that first pic is HUUUGE!! LIFE-SIZE! its like he’s really here (in my office) staring at me….ready to pounce! yeah baby! =D
By: kdgrimmer on April 2, 2009
at 4:56 pm
Ugh. Seriously. Yuck. I totally feel like Chris Hansen is gonna walk around the corner into my kitchen and say “so, you like looking at little boys”. I love him regardless, but these are so bad.
*eyes burning*
Off to read Wide Awake…Darkward here I come!
By: Kristin on April 2, 2009
at 11:50 am
Off topic and on to fanfic:
Ooh, thank you Soccermom and French Nugget (I think) your talk about The Arrangement last night got me to start reading it.
Can I just say that I don’t really like that Jasper is thrown into the mix? But, damn, the threeway is really hot!
Love that quiet Edward is such a dirty boy with a potty mouth. You gotta watch out for the quiet ones.
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 11:53 am
I haven’t read that one, but yes we were talking about several last night! Decided to give ‘The Submissive’ another try and the girls are right, if you can get past some of the rough patches in the beginning it’s really good. Might have to check on ‘The Arrangement’ now too!
By: soccermom on April 2, 2009
at 1:00 pm
More sexy Rob!
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=11756&fullsize=1
http://robertpattinson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=12074&fullsize=1
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 12:02 pm
That second one is what they call ‘the panty vaporizer’. It works!
By: soccermom on April 2, 2009
at 12:56 pm
i just threw up up in my mouth again. you need to put a warning on your page before posting unflattering and disturbing pictures of rob.
By: trixi on April 2, 2009
at 12:03 pm
Another account of Saturday night’s Rob sighting. No pictures, but the girl says she never say a “warm embrace” like that chick said she got.
I call bullshit on that chick!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/rob-sightings.html
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 12:05 pm
My EYES!!! I can’t take anymore Zygote pics. It is so wrong. I must go look at the RobQ to cleanse my eyes. I totes going to send Gozde an email and beg her to stop posting these pics.
By: Carrie on April 2, 2009
at 12:16 pm
Not sure if anyone’s been reading the comments at Robsessed, but “J &”, the girl who had her photo taken with Rob from this:
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/rob-in-vancouver-last-night.html
she’s talking about it in the comment section under that heading if anyone’s interested. And when she said “He was already getting pissed” she meant drunk, not mad, so he wasn’t reluctant to get photos. Glad I saw that because I thought he was starting to get aggravated with fans and apparently that’s not the case.
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 12:27 pm
Sorry, forgot the link to the comments:
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6866371302108575489&postID=464821098258482799
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 12:33 pm
At work, on iPhone. Can’t stay but just heard Ryan seacreast on radio say he has new pics up on his site. Something about boys fueding. Not sure what it’s about but I don’t have time to check it out right now. Anyone else want to see if it’s anything? Thanks
By: IfOnly on April 2, 2009
at 12:44 pm
I’m not finding anything on his site, but there’s some yummy photos
of Kellen up.
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 12:47 pm
I thought he said something about kellan sending him pics but what he was saying led me to believe that he was posting pics of Taylor and Rob and about their “alledged” fued. Just got off phone w SM. She thinks he might have just been referring to L&S bullsh*t article. IDK. Thanks for checking.
By: IfOnly on April 2, 2009
at 12:56 pm
Good afternoon ladies! Just checking in!
@UC and Moon – You always say it best. 100% agree.
@Jenna – Oh, don’t you worry girl! Lust is acceptable at ANY age and Rob is legal. That’s all that matters! I recite this whenever I find myself licking my computer screen freshly plastered with the HOTTEST Rob picture. There are several of us LTR girls who were born in the 1960’s! I was 17 when Rob was born!
@Ceri – Thank you so much for those soul (and eye) cleansing pics. ‘Sex Drive’ are definitely some of my favorites!
By: soccermom on April 2, 2009
at 12:45 pm
Well…that’s a relief. I was starting to feel like a sick old lady! My attraction to Rob is however probably different than the “younger” fans…and by younger I mean teenagers… In that I appreciate ALL of his work and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE his music AND I just happen to think he is the most beautiful man. However, I think if I’d heard his music and his interviews alone without seeing his face, i’d still adore him. And, to be fair, he can be kind of dorky sometimes – which I find seriously endearing. So, I get annoyed when I hear the young girls screaming “Edward!” at him because he is NOT EDWARD! He is Rob – or I’ll even accept Robward 🙂
None of the above re: teenagers applies to any LTR/LTT readers of course…I’m talking about the crazy twilight fans out there who make me sorta embarrassed sometimes to admit I’m a fan!
By: Jenna on April 2, 2009
at 12:57 pm
@Jenna – We think alike. I have teenage girls who think Rob is HOT and love him as Edward, but just don’t see the total package. I think it takes a bit of maturity to appreciate all the special things we love about Rob besides his looks. His music, his wit and charm, his ‘WTF’ attitude with Hollywood, taking on roles like ‘Dali’… I have to admit that it was Twilight that first led me to Rob, but after watching him in one of those first MTV Twilight Tuesday interviews, he had me hooked! They only word I could think of to describe him was ADORABLE, which has now been coined ADORKABLE by the lovely ladies here. That’s what is so great about this site, we all love Rob for these reasons, not just because he ‘looks hot as Edward’.
By: soccermom on April 2, 2009
at 1:13 pm
Spooky… IfOnly and I posted within one minute of each other!
@IfOnly – He may be referring to the trash mag ‘Life and Style’ that is headlining ‘trouble on the set’ and ‘Rob’s jealous of Taylor’. What a load of BS!
By: soccermom on April 2, 2009
at 12:55 pm
@Ceri I’ve read the Arrangement. What are ut thoughts???
By: Carrie on April 2, 2009
at 1:03 pm
I like it. It’s a pretty damn hot threesome.
Really wish that she wouldn’t have asked Jasper to join in, even though the idea was to distract from her obvious love of Edward.
Jasper kind of made me really mad that he thinks Edward is in love with Bella and yet still jumped on the chance to go at it with her.
Can’t wait to see the next chapter and his reaction to Alice.
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 1:24 pm
I know. The 3some was HOT!!!. Also a little mad a Jazz. But I guess he’s a guy and they sadly they think with their other head way more than the one on their shoulders.
Me too can’t wait for next chapter. There is going be some drama fo sho’.
What other fanfic have u read?? Me The Office, The Submissive and The Dom. Holding off on Wide Awake for now. Too many unfinished stories can’t add another one.
By: Carrie on April 2, 2009
at 1:32 pm
Yeah, those boys and their peens! I can see why Edward did it, he wanted to be able to have Bella in any way he could, but Jasper didn’t feel that way about her until after they did the deed.
I’ve read:
The Arrangement
The Office
The Submissive
The Dominant
Wide Awake
DID
Boycotts and Barflies (complete)
There are a few other randoms one that I can’t think of right now. They are all bookmarked on the puter at home.
Wide Awake just posted five more chapters this morning, so I can’t wait to read those. It’s really good, so when you are all caught up on your other reads, you should start that one.
By: Ceri on April 2, 2009
at 1:41 pm
that photo is so wrong on so many levels.
it’s like a train wreck…you know you should look away, but you can’t.
and now, my eyes are burning.
By: TLC on April 2, 2009
at 1:16 pm
holy hell! i wanna poke out my eyes!!
I had to read this post extra fast, for fear that someone in my office would see these pics! *FIRED*
I gotta go find the GQ pics…pronto!!
By: kdgrimmer on April 2, 2009
at 1:36 pm
more photos of the Cullen Boys in Vancouver in March posted on Twi Crack Addicts page:
http://twicrackaddict.blogspot.com/
Nice to see them all smiling!
But what’s with Rob’s ‘head down’ pose? It’s the same pose he gave in the pics from yesterday – he looks a little creepy in the one of just him! Maybe he’s trying to look like a vampire! lol!
By: Jenna on April 2, 2009
at 1:45 pm
That picture makes me want to pull up a chair and play drinking games with them.
Note to self: carry dice, cards and quarters with you at all times to prolong moments like the one pictured… so long as one of them agrees (and something tells me Kellen doesn’t turn down a drinking challenge) your in.
By: calliope on April 2, 2009
at 2:17 pm
I love the photo around the table and Rob
has vampire eyes in the 2nd one.
RAWR! Does Jackson have a mohawk
or is that just a glare? LOL!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 2:48 pm
I love to see them all out together like this, shows
they have good camarade off set as well!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 2:55 pm
@Jena – ditto!
By: soccermom on April 2, 2009
at 3:26 pm
Ladies, don’t be silly! that’s not Rob in the zygote pics… it’s his long, lost twin bro William. duh. Clare & Co. don’t mention him too often bc Wills had a bit of a breakdown after these pics were taken. So Rob, the loving brother that he is, reluctantly shoulders the heat for them. Sigh, what a man our Rob is.
By: calliope on April 2, 2009
at 2:05 pm
Hey gals. Just wanted to say hello since I’ve not been around lately. Please don’t forget me Rob!!!
I’m not feeling very well. Having lots of test run but no one can figure it out so far. But I will say, in the words of Arnold: “I’ll be back.”
Don’t like these pics. I feel dirty. I was graduating college in 2001. Oh well, he is legal now, I’m legal now, but it’s still not legal for me to stalk.
Love to you Rob
and, of course, all you other fine Roblovin’ ladies
By: therealrobzilla on April 2, 2009
at 2:08 pm
Hi TRR! I was thinking about you the other day, along with a few of the other girls who haven’t been around too much lately. I hope everything is going okay and that you’ll be feeling better soon! We miss you tons ❤
By: JBell on April 2, 2009
at 2:13 pm
@TRR hoping you get some answers soon so you can be on the mend.
Keep us posted! Feel better!
By: Jena on April 2, 2009
at 2:56 pm
@TRR – Hope you are on the mend soon.
By: soccermom on April 2, 2009
at 3:27 pm
misses!
By: unintendedchoice on April 2, 2009
at 2:16 pm
*BIG HUG* Miss u My LTR Bestie!!!!
By: Carrie on April 2, 2009
at 2:24 pm
Awww, you guys are too too sweet. Docs are thinking it’s my gallbladder. She will probably have to be removed. (Don’t know why I decided that a gallbladder is a she) Anywho, I’m lurking when I’m not writhing in pain.
Thanks for thinking of me. I’ll be back on my pervy Robsessed game soon.
@Carrie – I guess for now KOL is a no go. You are stuck and I’m stuck. We will have to wait and see. Boo hoo. *tears are falling*
By: therealrobzilla on April 2, 2009
at 3:30 pm
Hey sorry to here that you might need a lap chole. Normally a 1 to 2 week post op recovery period. Try a bland diet like the BRAT diet. I work for surgeons if you have any questions I will help if I can 🙂
By: brummielover on April 2, 2009
at 10:36 pm
Ho-hum. Too quiet.
I’ve been voting – HAVE YOU!?
OBVIOUSLY NOT SINCE WE’RE BEHIND BY A MEASLEY 3 VOTES!
Go vote!! (If you already did – do it again!)
http://dazzleawards2009.webs.com/vote.htm
Thanks! lol 😀
By: JBell on April 2, 2009
at 2:35 pm
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b107267_Morning_Piss__Pattinson_Pretenders.html
looks like Ted’s saying his Blind Vice from last week was about Kstew and Rob… and so the wheel continues to turn.
@jbell
i think it’s dead bc everyone’s reading the newest chapters of wide awake. I’m abstaining till i’m out of work… which is KILLING me.
By: calliope on April 2, 2009
at 2:50 pm
the pics scream akward! they make me squirm in my computer chair…
but let’s think positively….at least his skin looks “impossibly” smooth? hee
By: judy on April 2, 2009
at 2:58 pm