Dear Rob-
Every day UC and I have the same conversation:
Moon: Hey, you wanna do Rob tomorrow?
UC: Yea, I got something good for him
or
UC: Moon, you want to do Rob?
Moon: Oh, I guess if you force me to, I’ll do Rob
And of course we’re usually talking about which blog we’re going to write a post for. But today when she texted me I starting thinking about it and really felt like I had to explore this basic question: Do I want to DO Rob?
And so perusing through our pal Gozde’s new picture posts, I think I found my answer…
Do I want to do Rob?
Hmm… Big Daddy Lautner with the camera phone sure does
Do I want to do Rob?
Keep staring me down Rob, and I’ll figure it out
Do I want to do Rob?
Uuummm yessss??
Are you sure about that?
Do I want to do Rob?
Sure, but so does this script supervisor… biotch is my competition
Do I want to do Rob?
Yes, even doing this
Do I want to do Rob?
*sigh*
Do I want to do Rob?
Yes, most definitely in the rain
Do I want to do Rob?
uuuhhh… yeaa…. uhhh, what day is it? What were we talking about?
So can you tell we love a good double entendre in our blogging! Hope you enjoy this gratuitous post of Rob pics… I couldn’t think of a better way to ease into another Monday (that’s what she said!).
So do you want to do Rob? Which Rob do you want to do?
Themoonisdown
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Chat about it and check out the new video posted by Jena in the Forum!
Letters to Rob 
I wanna do sleepy Rob.
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 1:11 pm
If this were me and he was looking at me like this the question wouldn’t even have to be asked!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 1:13 pm
I’d do any Rob, anytime! 😀
By: lynnyb on June 29, 2009
at 1:13 pm
What about Dolce and Gabbana tux Rob with Ray Bans, from Cannes?
There’s a lot to be said for a man in a tux.
@Jena – you have his whole life catalogued. I’m sure of it.
By: Natalie on June 29, 2009
at 1:14 pm
Yes.
I’d do him.
Anywhere Anyway Anyhow.
I’d be the fallen angel to his devil
the coffee to his cream
hell let’s just admit it:
the hot pocket to his sparklepeen
Lit’rally…
By: alexandraleaving on June 29, 2009
at 1:20 pm
I want to do EVERY Rob….
but especially this Rob:
oh, and this Rob:
and of course this Rob:
By: Carmen on June 29, 2009
at 2:01 pm
Oh HELLS YES! Those are my favorite Robs to. I’d totally do that!
By: Holly on June 29, 2009
at 8:12 pm
All of them, in no particular order, with a running start.
By: DontQuestionMe on June 29, 2009
at 3:33 pm
I didn’t see this Rob mentioned, so I have to. Anyone else want to do “beat to hell” Rob?
http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/9/b/3/e/Robert_Pattinson_films_6787.JPG?adImageId=1609298&imageId=4995407
Purrrrrrr.
By: Katie S on June 29, 2009
at 3:44 pm
Purrrrrrrrrr indeed.
Ladies, I present to you Exhibit B:
http://twitpic.com/89uu6
By: alexandraleaving on June 29, 2009
at 3:58 pm
I would do him and then clean up his face wounds.
By: Holly on June 29, 2009
at 8:17 pm
That’s after I kiss them all better
By: ZephyerSky on July 7, 2009
at 5:10 pm
After reading all these posts I think some self gratification with visuals of Rob is in order. Some of you ladies should direct porn movies…seriously, if everything we feel for the guy could be magically transported to him and he would feel our angst and lust for him, I think the hair on his beautiful forearms and happy trail would be standing on end and his heart would beat a mile a minute and he would get a such a boner, I’m talking some serious WOOD baby!!!
By: Caroline on June 29, 2009
at 3:59 pm
I typed a atwhole effin page nd i lost it cos i effin pressed da wrng key on my phone( its not QWERTY nd im..um ..iv had a few..well its past midnigth here in india..so..) just wanted to say i’d do rob. Been dreaming about dat all day at work. I havnt really interacted with anyone in RL 4 around 2 months. I just nod, smile and nod again. Ive become a zombie. N rite now im studyng van morrison, songs n lyrics, especialy, ill b ur lover too, just cos Rob likes hm so much… I realy think im going craaazy here in India (so very far away frm Him..sigh’). Pls HELP ME ..UC n MOON., ..PLEASE!!
By: Jade75 on June 29, 2009
at 4:00 pm
Honey, you’re in the WRONG place for help…all we do here is ENABLE!!!!
We enable you to chat with like minded folk….
We enable you to view Rob porn you might have missed…….
We enable you to miss great chunks of Real Life {’cause let’s face it who needs it!}
We enable you to feel normal because THAT’S NORMAL!!!!!
❤ you for joining in our Rob lurve ❤
By: Rubytuesday on June 29, 2009
at 4:26 pm
Just call us “the fluffers” LOL
By: f_ingdelicious on June 29, 2009
at 5:01 pm
Oops – meant this to be a reply to Caroline’s comment.
By: f_ingdelicious on June 29, 2009
at 5:09 pm
And now I need to run to the store for batteries…
By: Holly on June 29, 2009
at 4:17 pm
few day old stubble Rob, gotta do him to!
oh and the latest, Dunkin Donuts Rob!
He can dunk his nut in my do’! HAHAHAH!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 4:51 pm
Jena, you just made my night.
D&D Rob makes him feel closer than ever because Dunkin’s is specifically an East Coast thing (as far as I know). I feel like we’ve been drinking from the same cup. He just brought sexy to my morning routine. That’s normal!
By: Katie S on June 29, 2009
at 5:02 pm
Dirty, Dirty Girl! I love it!
By: Jaybird on June 29, 2009
at 8:48 pm
Funny post! I would definitely do Rob, and I totally missed the nose picking picture? Should I see it? Will it make me love him less? (I don’t think anything could do that).
twilog.net
By: twilog on June 29, 2009
at 5:13 pm
look at this weekend’s posts!
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 5:17 pm
Um – I want to do all of those Robs – But the last pic HOLY CROW! That is HOT – Love the shirt love the jeans love the smile –
By: Amy on June 29, 2009
at 6:11 pm
LMFAO!
Srsly. A trick question?
That was definitely one of my fave. posts. eva.
Simple and to the point.
To Do or Not to Do, that is the {DUMB ASS} question! 😛
Yumm num num on that last new photo. How can someone look THAT good in jeans and a plain black t-shirt? And shades? And a baseball hat? And a smirky smirk? (Gawd I luv the smirky smirk). *THUD*
*SMOOCH* 😀
By: Marta on June 29, 2009
at 8:58 pm
I’ve done Rob, several times. Although, now I think about it maybe that was just in my own mind…
By: Lizzie on June 29, 2009
at 10:13 pm
Hey Lizzie! You still around?
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 12:19 am
Whoops! (realizing it’s been 2 hours…probably not :))
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 12:19 am
Are you still around, Nuggety?
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 12:43 am
I’m here.
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 12:56 am
This is a drive by shooting of Random Thoughts:-
I hate Jim. Jim is not nice to me.
I love chocolate. Chocolate is my friend.
After starting to re-read New Moon have come to the conclusion – it’s really NOT THAT GOOD. Sigh.
After watching Twilight last night have come to the conclusion – prefer Rob when he’s not Edward, because Edward is…a bit of a tool, really. And Rob’s not. A tool.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 1:31 am
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 1:43 am
Rob as Edward doesn’t even look like Rob as Rob.
?!?!?
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 1:46 am
Do I want to DO Rob?
*raises hand*
yes, please 😀
Maybe coffee flavor kisses Rob in the morning, so I can have my cake, eat it AND get my caffine fix all at the same time 😉
Actually, I’ll take any Rob…except maybe Cedric Diggory Rob…sadly, I can’t look at the HP folks anymore since Harry’s potter was burned into my retnas…
Just found this site and I love it! The nose pick post? Genius! 🙂
By: elle on June 30, 2009
at 12:44 am
YAY! so glad you just found us!
By: unintendedchoice on June 30, 2009
at 9:30 am
I agree. I don’t like the movie cover or posters.
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 1:48 am
For TW that is. maybe NM will be better. He looks better already.
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 1:49 am
New Moon had better be better.
It’s the best book in the series, and after my attempts at reading it again today, that isn’t saying much.
I think I’ve been ruined by FF.
The characterisations and the writing in FF is better then Twilight.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 1:51 am
I agree. I’m on the last chapter of Hydraulic Level 5 and I really like the story a lot.
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 1:55 am
Hmm… Starting TOV tomorrow then this one.
Anyways, must go – got a non-virtual commitment to attend to.
Say hi to the LOTN for me.
Eye C- we hope you are safe, wherever you are! Listen to the BritBoys and being watched over by your Rob scrapbook pics.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 1:58 am
He’s right in the commentary when he says that he looks like he’s had reconstructive surgery – completely get what he is on about.
Will never understand why they decided to pluck the poor guy’s eyebrows – it makes his whole face look weird.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 1:50 am
LOL
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 1:55 am
It’s just as well that they never wanted to wax his chest for the dazzling scene. Brutal.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 1:59 am
also have come to the conclusion that the best part of Twilight is the opening sequence with the deer, the commentary, when Bella is asleep on Edward and he goes to touch her, and the prom with all of those lights. You could really take or leave the rest of it.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 1:48 am
LOL. I liked a few more scenes (one being their first arrival at school together) but I didn’t really care for the movie as a whole either. I think NM will be a lot better.
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 1:53 am
Yes, the Ray Ban scene! Very cool.
Like the opening credits, too – the change from Phoenix to Forks is very cool.
Actually, the scenes that I like – with the deer, with them up the tree, with the security guard – are the scenes that Catherine didn’t direct.
There’s something in that, me thinks.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 1:56 am
LMAO. I agree…
One part I really hated was the scene in Edward’s bedroom. It just didn’t flow that well. There was an extra part to it in the deleted scenes but I just didn’t live up to the book version at all.
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 2:00 am
Agreed.
It was a really bad scene.
Between that and the Phoenix hospital scene – bad news.
Just awful. Cringe worthy.
Rob’s actually not that good in the movie, either.
THERE I SAID IT, AND NOW I RUN AWAY.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 2:05 am
You can’t forget the Ray Bans!! lol
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 1:58 am
Hell forbid.
The Ray Bans maketh the man.
Have sweet Rob dreams tonight.
If I hearted I would heart you but I don’t so I won’t.
But the intention is clear.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 2:00 am
Night Nat! I ❤ you too! 🙂
Sweet Robdreams to you too!
By: French_Nugget on June 30, 2009
at 2:01 am
Thanks, Nuggety.
Good luck with the FF!
Nighty-night.
By: Natalie on June 30, 2009
at 2:03 am
ANY…and ALL! Every day. Every way.
By: Tammy on June 30, 2009
at 8:38 am
Lol, Rob looks very very weird in that first photo 🙂
I actually hate Twilight, but this blog is so hilarious!
By: Leah_Daae on July 1, 2009
at 5:19 am
Leah, we LOVE when people still read us even though they hate Twi/Rob….. seriously.. blows our minds that you would.. so welcome! and thanks for telling us that:) HUGS
By: unintendedchoice on July 1, 2009
at 9:42 am
i have a feeling, you guys are going to be tortured with rob goodness today again, because i just checked over at robsessed, and our boy has a guitar in lap. *swoon*
By: brittany on July 1, 2009
at 2:14 pm
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By: I would do Rob anywhere « Letters to Rob on July 7, 2009
at 8:03 am
Wow. It seems that the LTR crew is trying to get us to write about which robs we’d do, so they can tally up the scores, send them to rob, and scare the crap out of him, so he’ll be sure to carry a can of peppa spray when he meets any one of us. We’ll have no chance…
…
We’ll I’m underaged, so I don’y really care about your plot, so I’ll admit…
I’d screw all of ’em. (Only Robert Pattinson of course… Not the Hobo with that disease four streets down…
It goes with Katy Perry’s Thinking Of You…
When I’m screwing Rob #3, I’ll be thinking of the next Rob…
By: lovebites95/stella on July 7, 2009
at 10:34 am
I want to do the adorakble Daniel Gale Rob or ArtRob. I caould teach those Robs soooo much.
By: ZephyerSky on July 7, 2009
at 5:18 pm
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By: Twilight Funny of the Day « A Never Ending Twilight on July 8, 2009
at 6:42 pm
Here’s what happened when I tried to get in Rob’s pants!
Getting in Rob’s pants
I had my first try at internet Rob porn and here’s how it went—
I pulled up Rob singing “I’ll be your Lover” then split the screen and pulled up the video of Rob being filmed in a dark alleyway in Italy.
Then with my new amazing HAND pointer I slowly began to slide it along his jaw working my way down his chest. I know he liked it because he started unbuttoning his shirt. So I kept going down the middle of his chest. Light and teasingly. Whoa -he’s loving it because off comes his shirt. So I continue to sensuously slide my hand over his chest- he then throws his head back.
Meanwhile, his other self is singing “I’ll be your lover” and I’m feeling pretty good about the foreplay. Thinking to myself- Yes, Yes, you are!
So I slowly worked my way down to the little tuft right above those low riding thin (he can feel stuff through) pants and out goes his arms in surrender. So I’m thinking there might really be some satisfaction in this internet porn. SO, I went for it. I’m rubbing (a little more enthusiastically now) and I swear he’s smiling. Things are getting real HOT including my cool hand pointer.
Now here comes the reason that it will be my LAST attempt at internet porn.
To dry up a wet dream—- all of a sudden “BANG” out of nowhere Bella comes flying up and throws herself on Rob “crotch to crotch” and “lips to lips.” to the cheers of the hundreds of people who suddenly came out of no where.
Here I am totally unsatisfied, pissed off, the song is over, I have a broken hand, and Bella‘s shoving him back into the dark alleyway getting ready to do God knows what to him after I got him all hot and ready. Life is soooo unfair!
F that I’ll just get the Rob doll!
By: KELLY on July 30, 2009
at 2:00 am
hahahaha!
By: unintendedchoice on July 30, 2009
at 9:49 am