Dear Rob-
Every day UC and I have the same conversation:
Moon: Hey, you wanna do Rob tomorrow?
UC: Yea, I got something good for him
or
UC: Moon, you want to do Rob?
Moon: Oh, I guess if you force me to, I’ll do Rob
And of course we’re usually talking about which blog we’re going to write a post for. But today when she texted me I starting thinking about it and really felt like I had to explore this basic question: Do I want to DO Rob?
And so perusing through our pal Gozde’s new picture posts, I think I found my answer…
Do I want to do Rob?
Hmm… Big Daddy Lautner with the camera phone sure does
Do I want to do Rob?
Keep staring me down Rob, and I’ll figure it out
Do I want to do Rob?
Uuummm yessss??
Are you sure about that?
Do I want to do Rob?
Sure, but so does this script supervisor… biotch is my competition
Do I want to do Rob?
Yes, even doing this
Do I want to do Rob?
*sigh*
Do I want to do Rob?
Yes, most definitely in the rain
Do I want to do Rob?
uuuhhh… yeaa…. uhhh, what day is it? What were we talking about?
So can you tell we love a good double entendre in our blogging! Hope you enjoy this gratuitous post of Rob pics… I couldn’t think of a better way to ease into another Monday (that’s what she said!).
So do you want to do Rob? Which Rob do you want to do?
Themoonisdown
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Letters to Rob 
Yeah I do want to do Rob. Thank God you didn’t put the photo of him cleaning/digging in his nose LOL
By: Tashita on June 29, 2009
at 8:06 am
I even love nose-picking Rob. That’s Normal
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:07 am
Me Too .. That’s normal !
By: Liela on June 29, 2009
at 5:01 pm
I wanna do Rob, real Rob, not the various also hot characters he plays. Yeah, I’m that girl. I want the real deal, nose mining, guitar playing, Nikki Reed humpin, cancer stick smokin real Rob. I wouldn’t settle for anything less than him in all his glorious imperfection.
By: aquiredtaste on June 29, 2009
at 7:23 pm
ooooohhh, when you seuss it you should add
I would do Rob next to THumper
I would do Rob behind a dumpster
By: aquiredtaste on June 29, 2009
at 7:33 pm
All of them!! I want to do ALL of them!!
By: Jennifer on January 5, 2010
at 2:59 pm
I want to do all Robs(well not just any ol’ Rob…like my co-worker Rob or nothing like that)…what I meant is I wanna do sexy Rob…Super Cute ‘Haunted Airman’ Rob…Artsy ‘How to Be’ Rob…Dorky ‘Bad Mother’s Hand Book’ Rob…Hot young ‘Cedric Diggory’ Rob…Cute New Yorker ‘Remember Me’ Rob…OF COURSE Super Hot Tortured Vampire ‘Edward Cullen’ Rob…still iffy on Gay Cooky Artsy ‘Little Ashes’ Rob….but other than that I wanna do him six ways from Sunday…ALL DAY EVERYDAY…I don’t care if I get UTI from all the loving!!! LMAO 😀
By: krazykidd on June 29, 2009
at 8:14 am
LOL ..
By: Leila on June 29, 2009
at 8:17 am
UTI, LMAO, ugh, those are the worst! I love all your Rob’s!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 9:40 am
so down the cranberry juice, and let’s ride. 😉
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 11:22 am
ROTFLMAO. @kk I agree. I just wanna do all kinds of Rob played by Rob.
By: maygirlg on June 29, 2009
at 8:32 am
And how….imagine all that Rob goodness just there for the taking…I would do sinful naughty things to that man!!! 😉
By: krazykidd on June 29, 2009
at 8:59 am
seriously. that’s a lot of Robs. A UTI is guaranteed. but I agree.. worth it:)
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:07 am
Hahahahah!
By: Katie S on June 29, 2009
at 10:35 am
it is werid that Im REALLY attracted to Homo Rob from little ashes… the FEW pictures of him with that black hair turns me on like crazy…
the actual movie not so much… but I LOVE his RL look during that time he was shooting that movie…
By: Tiffany on June 29, 2009
at 12:57 pm
glad to know that I’m not the only one, Tiff. thanks for the validation.
By: Tesha Cullen on October 3, 2009
at 9:02 pm
HAHAHAHA a UTI. youre hilar
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 3:50 pm
I agree with every comment you made!!
By: Jennifer on January 5, 2010
at 3:04 pm
Yes, please, I would very much so like to do Rob.
He can bring along Edward, Cedric, Daniel – hell throw Sam and Bobby in there too! But not Toby. He kinda creeps me out.
back from a weekend sans access to technology and THIS is the first site I come to catch up on – lol!
By: shuddertothink on June 29, 2009
at 8:19 am
yay! that’s SO nice of you:)
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:08 am
I’ll take Toby and the one from the viking movie too.
By: Tesha Cullen on October 3, 2009
at 9:04 pm
Yes, I want to do Rob. Only our man main Rob and no one else.
By: maygirlg on June 29, 2009
at 8:29 am
Me me! Can I do Rob too? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
And hello ladies!
~kd
By: ~kd on June 29, 2009
at 8:32 am
Rob wants to do me.
‘Nuff said.
By: Leigh Anne on June 29, 2009
at 8:42 am
Uh…yeah….why is this a question? I thought it was a given. lol
By: pange on June 29, 2009
at 8:43 am
I want to do all Robs, including limp wristed making out on the beach with Emilie de Ravin Rob, nose picking Rob, and stuff coming out in his pants Rob.
Beat that.
By: HowOldIsTooOld on June 29, 2009
at 8:55 am
haha. AMAZING answer!
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:18 am
Aw, gee. *blush*
By: HowOldIsTooOld on June 29, 2009
at 10:28 am
I want to do real Rob.
The one who:
– has no filter and says things like “I have 12 yr old girls lick it” when asked about his hair
– looks freshly f_cked on the red carpet in Rome
– stands pigeon-toed and hunched over, or runs like a dork
– knows exactly what he is doing when he wears low-slung jeans and too-short T-shirts, killing us all with the Happy Trail
– is gracious and kind to fans, even nut jobs and those who bring books to clubs for him to sign
– goes free-ballin’ to the Oscars, for crying out loud!
– gives sex eyes like nobody’s business
– needs me to feed him right, because living on microwaved carrots makes one’s Ass Candy disappear
But who the heck is “stuff coming out of his pants Rob”? Are we talkin’ Happy Trail, or did I miss something even better???
By: f_ingdelicious on June 29, 2009
at 10:46 am
Oooh, I like your answer.
Stuff coming out in/of his pants in MTV Movie Awards Rob, also known as Awkward Rob and No Filter Rob.
https://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/the-mtv-rob-twi-awards-recap/
By: HowOldIsTooOld on June 29, 2009
at 10:52 am
Oh yeah – now I remember. Glad I didn’t miss anything lit’rally coming out of his pants!
And now that I think of it – his comment re: his hair was even worse than what I’d listed above – he actually said he has 12-yr-old VIRGINS lick it! What was he thinking?? I mean, funny as hell, but TOTALLY inappropriate!
By: f_ingdelicious on June 29, 2009
at 11:33 am
I LOVE your Robs!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:13 pm
“And now that I think of it – his comment re: his hair was even worse than what I’d listed above – he actually said he has 12-yr-old VIRGINS lick it! What was he thinking?? I mean, funny as hell, but TOTALLY inappropriate!”
I love how he picked 12 as the age for the virgins, like if he’d go any higher than that he may not have a whole lot of hair lickers to choose from… LOL
By: DanaB on June 29, 2009
at 12:15 pm
I want to do this Rob too.
By: ZephyerSky on July 7, 2009
at 4:39 pm
Thanks, bandmum! Can you tell I love Wide Awake?
Where does yours come from? Did u do something naughty at Band Camp?
By: f_ingdelicious on June 29, 2009
at 3:19 pm
HAHAHA limp wrist, nose picking rob! WIN
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 3:52 pm
Which Rob do I want to do? Um, yeah, all of those. Even Raging Bull Rob. Wait, especially Raging Bull Rob. 😉
By: TheColdWoman on June 29, 2009
at 9:02 am
hahaha i titled that pic ‘smoking bull’ HAHAHA great minds!
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 3:53 pm
Do I want to do Rob?
What’s today?
Monday?
Yeah, I think I can handle that.
By: sassysmart on June 29, 2009
at 9:07 am
Of course I want to do Rob! 🙂 Yes to all those pictures, anyday, anytime! Don’t care how he looks or smells or he’s got smoke coming out of his nose!
By: southernbelle on June 29, 2009
at 9:12 am
Is this a trick question?
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 9:26 am
yes
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:19 am
xo
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 10:58 am
DUH
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 7:59 pm
Have you read it yet????? xo
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 9:50 pm
I think the real question is: why would anyone NOT do Rob? This is one of those things that is a must on everyone’s “TO DO” list…Rob is #1 on my list :))
By: bucaticadinmine on June 29, 2009
at 9:29 am
Esti Romanca? 🙂
By: DanaB on June 29, 2009
at 12:07 pm
YES!!
Rob is the only man I want to DO apart from the one I’ve got…….
Rob is the only man I want to DO that smokes…..
Rob is the only man I want to DO that picks his nose……
Rob is the only man I want to DO that is 22 years younger than me {I’m BAD}……
Rob is the only man I want to DO anytime, anywhere, anyhow…….
Rob is the only man I want to DO………
By: Rubytuesday on June 29, 2009
at 9:30 am
LOVE IT!
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:19 am
great googly-moogly… that last picture is going to stay with me a while….
By: tracyvanhorne on June 29, 2009
at 9:33 am
Maggie and the Ferocious Beast!
By: HowOldIsTooOld on June 29, 2009
at 9:34 am
OMG! good googly moogly! i didnt know anyone else loved that as much as me!
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 8:00 pm
I want to do all of the Rob’s. The sexy Rob, the geeky Rob, the “oops I butttoned my shirt wrong” Rob, the “playing guitar Rob”, the “bouffant” Rob, the “bloody mess fake makeup” Rob, the “trucker hat ala Ashton Kutcher” Rob, the “there’s a little somethin starting to come out of my pants” Rob, the “on a beach in my green trunks” Rob. Yep, all of them!
That very last photo in the black v-neck. Oh sweet mothah of jizz! I have no words.
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 9:38 am
amazing, Jena!
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:19 am
Jena.. The more I read your posts, the more I’m convinced you are my long lost twin.
By: pixiechick on June 29, 2009
at 10:24 am
*Hugs*
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:09 pm
AWWWW twins separated at birth reunited on our blog!!! add that to our ltt/ltr baby!
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 8:01 pm
I want him to always button his shirt wrong just so I can unbutton it for him.
By: ZephyerSky on July 7, 2009
at 4:46 pm
YES !!!!!!
http://twitpic.com/87pft
By: JellybeanRainbow on June 29, 2009
at 9:38 am
WWWHHAAA!! I can’t see it! What is it?
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 9:41 am
hot pic of Rob! you’ve seen it.. i know you have:)
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:21 am
Stirstick Rob!!!
Love that man’s oral fixation!! 😀
By: pixiechick on June 29, 2009
at 10:21 am
Oh god. The words “oral fixation” in a sentence about Rob gets me going.
It doesn’t even need to be int he form of a sentence, really. Just Oral Fixation Rob is perfect.
By: Katie S on June 29, 2009
at 10:39 am
Stirstick Rob, LMAO! Yeah, I want to do him to.
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:11 pm
We need an orally fixated Rob pic thread in the forum.
By: ZephyerSky on July 7, 2009
at 4:51 pm
I like how this whole post could have been easily Dr. Suessed and still made me hot as hell.
Would you do Rob in the rain?
I will, yes, could yes, in the rain.
On a train, in a car, on the beach, in a tree.
With a hat, on a mat, Rob, let me, please!
By: allryans on June 29, 2009
at 9:56 am
Hahaha! Yes!
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 10:16 am
Shizz, that’s exactly where my mind was going!!! Oh well.
Doesn’t change it…I would do all versions of Rob, anytime, anywhere. Even the nose picking Rob. I know. I’m sad, very very sad.
By: GarnetGurl on June 29, 2009
at 10:16 am
Okay, I can’t resist anymore. It keeps repeating in my head, so I have to Seuss it. Here it goes…
I would do Rob in the rain.
I would do Rob on a train.
I would do Rob in a box.
I would do Rob wearing socks.
I would do Rob in the dark.
I would do Rob in a park.
I woud do Rob in a car.
I would do Rob in a bar.
I would do Rob here or there.
I would do Rob anywhere.
Pheewwww. I feel better now.
By: GarnetGurl on June 29, 2009
at 11:38 am
❤ this! It needs to be published!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:14 pm
Oh holy crap!! LMFAO at this! At first, I thought this is where the blog was going, and when it didn’t, I was sad. But you went ahead and took it there. Causing taking childhood stories and manipulating them to talk about all the ways you’d do Rob is totally NORMAL!
By: Amber on June 29, 2009
at 1:49 pm
It is in my world.
By: ZephyerSky on July 7, 2009
at 4:49 pm
so amazzzing!
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:21 am
LOL. This made me think of Cat in the Hat too!
Yes in a house, yes with a mouse.
Uh….wait….
maybe not that last one.
By: nienor1 on June 29, 2009
at 11:53 am
I may have blacked out after that last picture. LOL
By: Just a Girl on June 29, 2009
at 10:14 am
Ok, I got seriously dizzy looking at all those pics.
That last one does me in.. Every. Single. Time.
By: pixiechick on June 29, 2009
at 10:22 am
Moon- can I do Rob tomorrow?
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 10:23 am
Have a day off girls, i’ll do him tomorrow 😉
By: Verity on June 29, 2009
at 5:30 pm
you both can fight over him. ill gang bang those other bozos
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 8:05 pm
i think we need this video..:
he’s a turn on anytime of day, doing anything!
thnx for wakin me up this morning! lol
By: hunnieb on June 29, 2009
at 10:23 am
Oooohhhh Hunnieb……
Thanks soooo much for that video link, some afternoon delight for me, including some of the 18 second orgasm from the oscars hhhmmmmmmm I’m gone……
By: Rubytuesday on June 29, 2009
at 11:07 am
damn, that’s one of my all time faves. trixie is amazing
and everytime i watch that video, i just get this big goobery smile on my face and think, what a sonofabitch!
ROFLMAO
By: showme8900 on June 29, 2009
at 11:08 am
I love your gravatar! I love it so much I almost licked it!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:16 pm
o.m.g. your comment made me laugh so hard I literally fell out of my chair. like, slid right under the computer desk cause I was shaking from trying not to laugh out loud (since I’m at work and all)…
By: shuddertothink on June 29, 2009
at 4:20 pm
at 0:20 is what did me in and just about sent me to heaven.. or hell after i do these bad things 😉
By: hunnieb on June 29, 2009
at 11:26 am
Oh, and I have been singing this song at the top of my lungs for several days…to Rob of course…he’s only a few hours away…surely he can hear my siren call?
Can someone make a video with this? kthxbai
Pixie Lott – Mama Do (MUST be the live acoustic version!) Trust.
(mixpod.com)
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 1:45 pm
Yes. I do. Always. Any form. Excuse me while I go pass out from sheer exhaustion after just thinking about doing him.
By: Vanessarae on June 29, 2009
at 10:28 am
Do I want to do Rob? Want is no longer the right word. Need, yes, need is much more appropriate. I need to do Rob. In every form, in every way.
If I had to choose, I’d do *sigh* Rob. Closely followed by button-fly, baseball cap Rob. He could really loose those sunglasses though. They kinda remind me of how old I am 🙂
By: frenchbeanz on June 29, 2009
at 10:30 am
Of all the shiz I have piled on my desk…papers due, calls to return, emails to read, this may be the only question I actually answer today! Do I want to do Rob? Yes! Yes I do 🙂
By: vickyb on June 29, 2009
at 10:31 am
That video is great. This post is great. That last pic makes me hyperventilate a little bit.
I was in NYC on Saturday. The only famous person I saw was Sandra Oh. I walked past The Bowery. (More like I slowly, so very, very, very slowly meandered past The Bowery.) But no totally doable Rob was seen. Admitting defeat was a hard place to come to.
By: Steph on June 29, 2009
at 10:37 am
Oh, those button fly jeans! Those have to be courtesy of his wardrobe person on set. There’s no way he’d be able to button his pants up correctly.
Maybe the wardrobe person has to button his jean up for him. Maybe they hire someone to make sure he hasn’t missed a button on his pants like he does with his shirts. Maybe they SHOULD hire someone to do that. One of us. I would run to NYC on foot right now if I thought I could “help” with that job.
By: Katie S on June 29, 2009
at 10:45 am
“Maybe they hire someone to make sure he hasn’t missed a button on his pants like he does with his shirts. Maybe they SHOULD hire someone to do that. One of us. I would run to NYC on foot right now if I thought I could “help” with that job.”
I’d help you – you know, when your fingers got tired. 😉
By: DanaB on June 29, 2009
at 12:08 pm
Ummm… nope. My sister saw him first, so it would be too weird to do my brother-in-law. Not to mention mean. :P. So now you know. He’s been married to her for 4 years now, since she was 15. :)))
By: Obstina Reed on June 29, 2009
at 10:46 am
You sure love your sister………
Thank God I don’t have one of those if it would mean no Rob…….
By: Rubytuesday on June 29, 2009
at 11:12 am
Yeah. Lol
By: Obstina Reed on July 10, 2009
at 8:29 pm
As our good friend Leann used this song in her exceptional fan vid, i think it expresses ‘Do i want to do Rob?’ and which one…
“I Want All of Rob”
I want all of you
I want all of you
From your feet up to your mouth
Every inch of north and south
Ill keep calling you
Ill keep calling you
Wont you listen to me say
Dont you ever go away
Will you wait for me?
Will you wait for me?
Ill be waiting here for you
Anything that I can do
Will you think of me?
Will you think of me?
Whisper words into your ears
I will never bring you tears
I want all of you
(ah ah ah ah…)
You are everything
You are everything
From your elbows to your lips
Down your arms to fingertips
Ill be waiting here
Ill be waiting here
In the rain and bright sunshine
Wont you say that youll be mine
You are in my heart
You are in my heart
From the dusk into the light
Every day and every night
I want all of you
(ah ah ah ah…)
And when I see you smile
You can make the darkest day worthwhile
And when you look my way
I need you to believe me when I say
I want all of you
(ah ah ah ah…)
I love all of you
I love all of you
From your fingers to your toes
From your knees up to your nose
Ill be here for you
Ill be here for you
Anytime and any place
Just to see your pretty face
You are everything
You are everything
In my night and through my day
Would you listen to me say
Im in love with you
I am in love with you
I am in love with you…
By: showme8900 on June 29, 2009
at 10:53 am
I have a song that was partially inspired by Rob. :] His singing, actually. Now I have to post it:
Behind
I’m obsessed with you
It’s masochistic now
I always want to see you
At least from a far
And deep late at night
I like to hear your voice
Though it causes me pain
That way I feel you close.
And I know it’s not right
Cause you’re not really there
But I do it anyway
I play the tape by choice
Denying would be in vain
I can’t help myself
Need to hear it again.
Many nights without sleep
Many thoughts that search too deep
But they don’t find anything
Cause it’s all left behind
Nothing in my mind
I get mad at destiny
And everything surrounding me
Cause I don’t want to be here
Where I can’t give what I could give
In this gloomy, lonely place
My chances are much smaller
I cannot shine my light
I can’t grow any taller
Desperation’s ugly face
Surfaces in my gaze
And in my eyes your eye’s sight
In my ears your voice cries
As it rings, my soul it heals
And all around me disappears.
Many nights without sleep…
And in my eyes your eye’s sight
In my ears your voice cries
And as it dies, my soul it kills
And I just want to disappear.
😀
By: Obstina Reed on July 10, 2009
at 8:38 pm
In the words of BBD…
You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me
Bell Biv Devoe, now ya know.
Smokin’ Rob is tres tres sexy!
By: Li-Li on June 29, 2009
at 10:58 am
Hah! Li-Li, you read my mind with that BBD reference. Loves it.
By: DontQuestionMe on June 29, 2009
at 3:12 pm
abc, bbd, east coast family!
hooolllaaaa!
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 8:08 pm
Guess who just spent the last half hour dancing to Do Me! on a loop?
Hey, fun fact: Rob was FOUR when that song was released.
By: tiffanized on June 29, 2009
at 8:19 pm
Yes, please! And I would very much liked to have finished my dream with Rob last night. It was just getting good when my 4 year old woke me up. Sigh.
By: superhumanmoron on June 29, 2009
at 11:04 am
Yes, yes, this bitch is also UR competition. I’d do him in a NY minute! M ake that a NY hour, make that a NY day, make that a NY wk, make that a NY month (get it?) sit down, relax, take off your… shoes. We can crank up the XBox 360, play Need 4 Speed, Listening to tunes, Play friday Nite lights, get mellow. Whoop ass on video games, tell each other lies, laughing our asses off. then U can take off UR shirt, I will rub your neck and shoulders, then, rub your back all the way down to your beltline. nite-nite 🙂
By: Bev on June 29, 2009
at 11:11 am
awesome!
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 11:28 am
Um,…hi….’Barely inside the front door, ripping off clothes as we got out of the car’….that one…
that is my my brand of jizz sista.
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 11:17 am
see, I’m stuttering now….damn.
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 11:18 am
Egads I have blood flowing in fun places after
reading that! SWEET SHIZ!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:20 pm
…behind a dumpster. 😉
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 12:35 pm
I have only one problem….I’m married so my honest answer to the question, “Do I wanna Do Rob”………oh who the f**k am I kidding…I’de do him like dinner…he wouldn’t know what hit him and just when he thought I was finished with him….I’de do him AGAIN! He would have a newfound respect for “older” chicks and would be begging for more…..at least that’s how it plays out in my daily daydream 😉
By: Caroline on June 29, 2009
at 11:17 am
I’de do him like dinner…he wouldn’t know what hit him and just when he thought I was finished with him….I’de do him AGAIN!
would that make him dessert?
Cause Rob with some chocolate and whipped cream…mmmm
And it would be like calorie free cause we would just work it off when the sweets were gone
By: ZephyerSky on July 7, 2009
at 5:00 pm
@ f_ingdelicious “I have 12 yr old girls lick it” Did he really say that?!
Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly love him more.
And to answer the question, is it possible to not want to do him? I’m confused.
By: Annie on June 29, 2009
at 11:17 am
Yes, he totes did say this (actually, he said 12-yr-old virgins, I got it wrong at first above). There’s a vid of it on YouTube, or at least there was.
And to make it worse, it was at a mall appearance where he was surrounded by… 12-yr-old virgins!!
By: f_ingdelicious on June 29, 2009
at 11:40 am
This is why I love him! Absolutely no filter and no filter
where there should be a filter in front of people who need filtering.
LMAO! THAT is why I love him!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:21 pm
Hahaha I need to find that vid.
By: Annie on June 29, 2009
at 12:27 pm
I wouldn’t love him nearly as much without the verbal vomit.
Not twelve, not a virgin (snicker), not into licking his hair.
OK, Rob, let’s brainstorm…. 😉
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 12:50 pm
“Not twelve, not a virgin (snicker), not into licking his hair.”
Oh, Pro, I’m sure you could lick something of his, no? LOL
By: DanaB on June 29, 2009
at 12:58 pm
We’d work it out. Never been one to piddle on the semantics. 😉
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 1:06 pm
Sounds like a plan. I could be your spotter, you know. to make sure you get all the lickable spots and all…
By: DanaB on June 29, 2009
at 1:07 pm
You’re such a giver.
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 1:10 pm
Well, I try. 😉 I will be busy helping with the buttonfly buttoning/unbuttoning though, as there seems to be a need for that on set. Robbie is not coordinated enough to do it himself, you know…
By: DanaB on June 29, 2009
at 1:15 pm
Obviously he needs us, we can help with the coordination issues.
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 1:49 pm
I wouldn’t lick his hair either, although I’d be delighted to lick his happy-trail fur.
Because THAT’S NORMAL.
By: f_ingdelicious on June 29, 2009
at 3:33 pm
All this talk of licking is not healthy for someone who is at work…Frustration abounds…
By: DanaB on June 29, 2009
at 4:23 pm
Do I want to do Rob?
I will to do Rob on a train,
I will do Rob in the rain,
I will do Rob in a boat,
I will do Rob while afloat.
Will I do Rob on a stair?
Yes, Yes! I will do Rob there!
On a train
in the rain
in a boat
while afloat
on a stair,
surely there!
Will I do Rob on a horse?
And risk divorce?
Yes I will, Rob’s on my list.
If he’s on my list, my hubby can’t feel dissed.
On a train
in the rain
in a boat
while afloat
on a stair,
surely there!
On a horse?
Risk divorce?
On my list,
hubby not dissed.
Go ahead and try me,
you will see!
I’ll do Rob most definitely.
By: bellasnemesis on June 29, 2009
at 11:21 am
AMAZING!
By: unintendedchoice on June 29, 2009
at 11:28 am
LOVE it!
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 12:09 pm
It’s like a filthy Dr. Seuss poem!
By: Katie S on June 29, 2009
at 3:35 pm
“Do I want to DO Rob?”
duh.
There are three kinds of hot in my book:
1. I’d make out with him.
2. I’d do him.
3. He can totally put it anywhere. (yeah, I said it…get mad about it)
And Robbie is def #3.
By: Li Li on June 29, 2009
at 11:23 am
Amen on #3!
That man just don’t know.
By: Katie S on June 29, 2009
at 3:37 pm
damn, after reading the comments I see Dr. Seuss was already done. Heh, that’s what she said.
By: bellasnemesis on June 29, 2009
at 11:25 am
Great minds! And dirty ones. And moms who have to read that shit to their kids today, and now will be thinking completely inappropriate thoughts. Not about green eggs and ham at all. Other eggs and other meat, maybe.
By: allryans on June 29, 2009
at 12:25 pm
I will never be able to read “Oh the Places We Will Go” with a straight face again.
By: bellasnemesis on June 29, 2009
at 4:02 pm
Do I want to DO Rob?
Well, you know all the Rob´s have their own perfection: Drunk Rob, Dorky Rob, Ray Ban Rob, Hoddie Rob, green shorts Rob, beanie Rob (what happened to the beanie?) So if I have to pick one…
(scrolling down to the black V neck shirt…)
(drooling on the keyboard, shortness of breath, sighing, laughing uncontrollable, daydreaming, imagining scenarios…)
What was the cuestion again?
By: Libby on June 29, 2009
at 11:27 am
Ray ban Rob! YES!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:23 pm
Definitely Ray Ban Rob.
Put Ray Bans on that man and he’s sex personified.
Thumb-sucking, three day old beard Rob also has his *do me, do me now* appeal.
By: Natalie on June 29, 2009
at 12:36 pm
three day old beard Rob… with Ray bans… hhhhhmmmm
*faint*
trying to stand up
*faint*
drooling
*faint*
By: Libby on June 29, 2009
at 2:40 pm
I want to UNdo those button fly jeans. DAMN!
By: Holly on June 29, 2009
at 11:28 am
The last Rob, please.
M
By: myria101 on June 29, 2009
at 11:35 am
I want to do rob. any rob. i love rob (still focusing on rob pattinson).
True story: I was listening to ‘If’ by Janet Jackson and immediately thought about rob.
it’s totally normal.
By: Clarissa on June 29, 2009
at 11:55 am
Loves it!
By: leeeleee on June 29, 2009
at 12:36 pm
YYESSSSS!!! ms jackson is yo nasty!!!
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 8:10 pm
ps. sorry youtube took over half of my message 😉
By: Clarissa on June 29, 2009
at 11:56 am
Most definitely! Anytime. Anywhere.
Love the smile and the Ray Bans—already printed. Thanks a bunch!
By: EyeC on June 29, 2009
at 12:06 pm
Aren’t you meant to be in a car, driving somewhere?
Take that bottom picture with you – it’s a gift from Rob to you to keep you safe.
By: Natalie on June 29, 2009
at 12:38 pm
LOL Not quite yet…. Yup, got it! *swoon*~~~
By: EyeC on June 29, 2009
at 2:11 pm
OH!!! I can’t forget hoodie Rob, I want to do hoodie Rob…and brown bubble jacket Rob!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:12 pm
If I’m being honest, I want to do RL Rob the most. Cause I suspect he likes a woman who takes control…I got ya number baby. 😉
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 12:38 pm
Oh, and @LPB…button fly. The end.
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 12:46 pm
Cannes Robért…oo la la.
By: Fire Crotch on June 29, 2009
at 12:25 pm
And I wanna do wet head Rob!
OH! And going through security in his socks Rob!
The possibilities are endless! LOL! 😉
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:45 pm
OMG JENA!!!! Wet head, socks Rob!
I am completely useless now for the rest of the day…I’ll come pick you up from work and we can pass the time braiding each others hair whilst, reading ff out loud (‘vampire’) to each other to pass the time.
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 12:55 pm
You’ve got yourself a deal! Fake lesbo kisses and all!
By: Jena on June 29, 2009
at 12:57 pm
*sloppy ones* 🙂
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 1:09 pm
OHHH wet hair rob is my fave!!
By: themoonisdown on June 29, 2009
at 8:11 pm
“So do you want to do Rob? Which Rob do you want to do?”
Umm yes I do!!! But only on days that end in Y.
Which Rob?! Black Vneck with the button fly please. (on a vespa with the half helmet. (Proselyte3 that is for you!))
By: Bobina on June 29, 2009
at 12:47 pm
Bobina…you’re too good to me. xo I repay you with smoking exhale Rob, complete with ‘do-me’ eyes.
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 1:02 pm
YESSSSSSSS!!!!
By: Bobina on June 30, 2009
at 12:55 am
A: No I do not want to do Rob.
I want Rob to do me.
By: Tiffany on June 29, 2009
at 1:01 pm
THIS.
By: allryans on June 29, 2009
at 1:07 pm
Brilliant 🙂
By: Yvonne on June 29, 2009
at 1:09 pm
and how.
By: Proselyte3 on June 29, 2009
at 1:12 pm
amen and amen
By: bellasnemesis on June 29, 2009
at 6:17 pm
@ Jena, ITA, I love wethead Rob and shoeless Rob, too! Something about him padding around in his socks at the airport was such a turn-on….
I wanna do BMH Rob, Daniel is so precious….and bearded Rob…lots and lots of scruff and sex hair, yum. And let’s not forget the Holy Grail of Rob….ROMEROB.
By: Yvonne on June 29, 2009
at 1:06 pm