Dreams about Rob: A redneck wedding

Dear Rob,

Settle back for Story time with UC today:

“I reached into the pocket of my skirt (cause all cute skirts have pockets these days) to grab my cell phone & started to text @CalliopeBlabs & @Brookelockart, but before I could write a text, my cousin texted and invited me over for breakfast. I thought it was weird because #1- she just invited me & there was no way she could have known Mr. Choice had been out of town for the past 5 days and #2- she lives over an hour away. I’d never just up and go there for breakfast without planning ahead. So I texted her back and said, “Oh thanks for the invite! But I have plans for breakfast already” and then realized that text WASN’T from my cousin. It was from my friend who I DID have breakfast plans with. Her text had said something like “Coffee is on- come over when you get up” and I just told her I had other plans. So now I had to text back my friend saying, “No no no!! Ignore that last text. I’m crazy. I’ll be over in 10- just after I send Calliope & Brooke a text and then put my phone back in my cute skirt with pockets.” And then as I FINALLY got a chance to formulate my text for Brooke & Calliope, I realize my text no longer made sense. Because I was NOT where I thought I was. (I sent the text anyway):

Just danced with Rob at his and Kristen’s wedding reception in my aunt’s backyard in Huntington Valley, PA. (Well, I thought I did- but apparently I’ve been dreaming)

Yes, Rob, I did it. I FINALLY had my first dream about you. And it was glorious- I saw you fully, you swung me around on the dance floor and apparently you married Kristen under a tent that was set up off the side of a double-wide trailer. @BrookeLockart asked for more details:

slurp, slurp

Me: It was soooo vivid- I helped with all the plans of the day because Kristen was insecure & scared. There were tigers there too- ya know, at my aunt’s house in Huntington Valley. Rob was late because they had a bachelor party after the ceremony- of course. When he finally arrived he was riding my cousin’s motorcycle.  And to the reception Kristen wore red converse & that black cape @JaneTrigs had on when we went out to dinner last night.
We held hands- Kristen & I – clearly the dream means I’m supposed to be a Krisbian.
Also when Rob arrived we couldn’t find K so I grabbed his hand and ran thru the crowd helping him find her – we ran past the badminton courts- you know,  at my aunts house in Huntington Valley
Then we danced- Rob & I. And did a shot together. Then I saw Kristen & showed Rob where she was- they had a moment. (Clearly I’m pro-Robsten now)
Brookelockart -F*ck! You drank the kool-aid in your sleep! Nooooooooo. Look how you were so supportive!
Me-Haha someone poured it into my mouth- Calliope must have come over when I was sleeping. I was so jealous in my dream
Brookelockart -Of Rob because you now love Stew too?
Me– No jealous because after dancing with Rob & being smushed to him because of all the people, tigers & ex boyfriends of mine that were there, I heart him hardcore.

Yes Rob- you married Kristen in my dream (yes this was before the engagement rumors on Twitter Sunday before the elephant pictures in Budapest surfaced- I’m clearly physic.) Yes there were tigers in the backyard of my aunt’s suburban Philadelphia home. At first they ordered a bunch of tigers- small ones, big ones, black ones- because my aunt heard Kristen liked “Cats” and thought there’s nothing better than REAL cats at a wedding. But then at the last minute they canceled all by 1 of the tiger orders. But the tiger people delivered them all anyway. They were in cages around the house. There was a big one who wasn’t happy about being in a cage. My dad was trying to fix the cage, which was being torn to shreds by the tiger, with duct tape.

redneck photoshop job for a redneck wedding

I don’t remember much about the ceremony- (except it’s beautiful location off the side of a double wide trailer.) I don’t remember if Kristen wore a dress or not- I do know that my subconscious must have seen the black wrap @JaneTrigs wore when we went out to celebrate @Brookelockart’s birthday (in real life- not dream life) the night before as a cape. Because I clearly remember Kristen was wearing @JaneTrig’s “Cape” at the reception!

What does this dream mean, Rob? Am I subconsciously a Krisbian? Do I ‘ship’ your relationship with her? Do I wish I could take back my year and 1/2 of saying I don’t care & share with the world my secret Robsten videos & images I’ve made & kept hidden in my diary? Do I just really, really like cats? Even big ones who try to take off my dad’s arm? Do I really believe in the power of duct tape? What does it mean that I felt the energy between us when we danced? You just got MARRIED, Rob! Maybe she’s not the one for you if you could so easily move your body in sync (holla!) with mine- and then partake in the sacred act of a SHOT with me. Don’t you know what happens when two people do shots together? If I hadn’t been the hero & found Kristen for you & watched you have a “moment” in the middle of tent off the side of my aunt’s house where my Uncle was flipping burgers on the grill, or if I hadn’t been rudely awoken from cousins & friends inviting me over for breakfast, something WOULD HAVE happened between us, Rob. Seriously- you should be ashamed of yourself. Cheating on your wife in my dream….

Until next time (Nicole if you text me again, I’ll kill you),
UnintendedChoice

What do YOU think my dream meant!? And share your recent dreams about Rob in the comments- I LOVE Dreams about Rob day.

Update: After the jump, @MrsP_TwiBite from TwiBite interprets my dream!

Your Aunt’s Backyard: Dreams that take place in a backyard represent feelings you would like to keep hidden, things you hide from others (right away this tells me the dream is going to be a good one!)

Wedding: A dream about a wedding is not to be taken “literally”, it is a symbol of acceptance of something, aka “Robsten”. BUT, you transform it into a “black wedding”…or a wedding where things move along rather unconventionally, which symbolizes that you think the whole concept is a bad idea. You are aware of Robsten, you accept it…but you don’t like it. At all.

The fact that you were helping her get ready..is a symbol of you reaching some sort of compromise…some sort of middle ground, a sort of acceptance.

Rob on a Motorcycle: Putting Rob on a motorcylce means you think he is a symbol of raw sexuality…but you also think he is being reckless (aka Robsten)

Tigers in cages: Tigers represent FEMALE raw sexuality…and you have yours “caged”. It also means that you have some very strong feelings about this “union” and you are holding them back…big time.

Dancing With Rob: This is just another symbol of having the freedom to be thinking sexually about him…but what is more important is who was leading. If you were, then you are very aggressive in life. If he was, then you are willing to be more passive about all of this.

Holding Hands with Kristen: Just a symbol of wanting to connect with her.

Holding hands with Rob and searching for Kristen: When you are searching for something or someone…you are searching for yourself. You are trying to connect with Rob by holding his hand, but you are searching for someone who is lost. Sounds like you wish he could find someone else and you wish you could be more accepting. (Think about how you were feeling when you were searching, that will tell you whether this whole thing has you either panicked, annoyed, or unwillingly accepting)

Doing a shot with Rob: Drinking alcohol in a dream is a symbol of wanting to “escape and seek pleasure”…with Rob.

Kristen in a black cape: Black is a symbol of hatred, mystery, and malice. Capes are a symbol of people hiding things. We all know what they ae hiding, and you find it hateful.

I LOVE THIS, MRS. P!!!!!!!!!!! And here I woke up just thinking I wanted to get busy with Rob!

KStewlaid manip from @KStew411

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