Coo Coo for Pattinson

Dear Rob,

I’ve been hanging on to some of these letters for awhile now, I thought today might be a perfect day to pass them on… I took the liberty of responding to these letters. As you. Hope that’s okay…!

Is she the 1 to make you, the vampier, week at the nees?

Dear Robert,

Well what can i say, i was a girl who said to everyone around me that i would never read the books or watch the movie, funny to hear that now because i am well hooked the characters, i can never put the books down. It must be such a thrill to make the movies, it would be so much fun i mean travelling to different locations and seeing different sights. i actually saw an artical about you the other day and it got me thinking, you are in everyway like Edward, you arent to keen on dating anyone because you are famous and you dont want them involved with the media and just like Edward he didnt want to be with bella cause of what he was. A Vampier. Well all i can say is as long as you find that some who makes you happy, and gives you butterflies, and makes you weak at the knees, as long as they are the person you want to see every day and be the last person you see at night and the first you see in the morning then you will always be happy no matter what. That is what will be all that matters and you will be happy. hopefully that can happen for eveyone and hopefully everyone can be as happy as Edward and Bella

From Barbara Queen

Thank you for writing Ms. Queen. That artical was write. I am lik Edward in evryway. Im just lik a vampier. I hope to oneday be as hapy as Edward. He was a vary hapy guy.

Love,
Rob

Dear Rob,

Hi my name is Mary Parathan and i just saw New Moon like 2 hours ago and I think that it is my favorite movie in the world now!

– the one, the only,
MICKEY MOUSE! ºoº

Mickey!? You found me! My mum told me you weren’t real….

See who signs their letter as Winnie the Pooh after the jump!

"Happy Birthday Bella Lynn Smith"

Hello:

I am writing this not for me but my friend Lynn Smith. She is a mature lady of 68 not married and she adores Edward and Twilight. Her birthday celebration is January 2 where we work it would be awesome if Rob Pattison should just show up. Lynn was Alice for Halloween and she looked great. If he should possibly be in the Tampa, Florida area on January 2, it would make her so happy if he could come here in person for just 2 minutes to wish her a Happy Birthday. I know this is a long shot but I thought I would try she is a good hearted friend and I just wanted something special for her she has had a tough year financially along with the rest of us as well. Thanks for listening.

I’m interested in what you mean by “mature” lady of 68 means. Are there “immature” ladies of 68? All the 68 year old ladies whose birthday parties I go to seem fairly mature to me. Oh there was Ethel, grandmother of 14, who touched me in my no-no place, but I think she was just drunk. She got really upset because her depends leaked and so she loaded up on vodka prune juice.  Sure. I’ll come. Can you make sure Lynn has some candy though? I love it when the older ladies want to fatten me up.

To Robert Pattinson,

Iam a crazy girl in australia that is madly in love with you. I love your style,looks,voice and all together personality. We have sooo much in commen and trust me i have not changed myself for you besides my voice. When you come to australlia for your new moon premire i am coming to sydney to see you. My room is full of you that you can hardly see my walls and soo is my desk at school. All my friends would rather taylor lautner for there husband but i would by far chose you. I Do no that it will never work out and i probaly wont even get close to meeting you in sydney but i just want to let you know that you deffs have one crazy stalker. thankyou soo much for reading this if you do

lots of love,
ally pattinson xxxx

Hey! Pattinson is MY last name too. We do have so much in commen. See ya at your trial you crazy freak stalker in Sydney! -Rob

Detroit Rocks

Hello Rob,

I’m one of your recent fans, I watched Twilight a few months ago and now I cant get it off my mind, or you for that matter lol. My names Samantha and I’m from Detroit. I just wanted to say you’re a brilliant actor, and from watching interviews and such, you seem down to earth and a great person to be around. I know in an interview on the Ellen show you said no girls want to get in a relationship with you and commit. I just wanted to say that you are wrong! You must be looking in all the wrong places, like I have been. You’re a wonderful person and the perfect guy I think. I’m also a musician, I’ve been singing since I could talk, and your music is so inspiring. Let me Sign, I Was Broken and I’ll be your lover too are my favorites. For a college trip I was thinking of going to London, is there a certain place you recommend seeing? I heard it was beautiful there! Hopefully there will be a book signing or something near Detroit and I can meet you then!  I applied for an extra role in the film through talent hunter but never heard anything. My best friend I grew up with named Don Brocko is now an actor in Los Angeles, and he always talks about how hard it is going out in public or having a relationship, but keep your head up! You’re an amazing actor, musician, and person. Don’t let anyone tell you different. Well like I said I’m not sure if you will even read this but I am hoping you do. I look forward to your reply, or some kind of contact from you. Best Regards, and I cant wait to see you in “New Moon” and “Remember Me”. I wish it was easier to get in contact with you but hopefully you’ll come to Detroit soon, I’d love nothing more than to meet you! =)

-Samantha

Hey Sam! Do you just want to meet me? Or do you also wanna f*ck me? Cuz I’ll only come to Detroit if that’s your intention. Also- tell Don I said what’s up!? I haven’t seen him in awhile. I hope he’s doing okay as an out-of-work actor, keeping the paps off his back when he’s out in public and finding a real, true relationship with someone who loves him even though he’s an out-of-work nobody actor that no body has heard of. I’d love to do a book signing. Those are really fun. What should I sign this time? Since I never wrote a book it doesn’t really matter. I could sign..hmm… let’s see.. know of any good pregnancy books? That could be worth quite a big on Ebay. I’ll sign it “Aspiring young Dad, Rob Pattinson”

Um… people are crazy. I love that I have an opportunity to prove to you in my daily letters to you on the blog I run about you how not crazy I am. Happy Friday!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

*I change most details on these crazy letters, including the names. I wish I didn’t have to… I wish I could tell you where the woman who has the 68 year old friend works. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but I wish I could. It’s not at an insane asylum- working in custodial in the kitchen for $.25/hour since she’s committed. I can understand why you might think that…

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