Sometime Sunday I tweeted about the fact that I had spent the better part of the evening watching and rewatching a video over at NewMoonMovie.org from the set of Remember Me in which you totally beat the living tar outta some dude in the street. I asked others if it was normal that I thought watching you punch someone was totally hot. And of course as we’ve learned around these parts anything that seems off base is probably way normal. But the weird thing is I’m not a violent person, in fact I HATE fights, I hate seeing people get punched, I can’t stand to watch any sort of professional boxing/martial arts/ultimate fighting stuff cause it freaks me out… and even a few years ago when I saw my friend get into a tussle with some stupid Hollywood Dbags outside of a club I started crying! So why is it that I find you punching that guy so hot?
I think I should just realize that all bets are off when it comes to you. Everything I thought I knew about myself or what I liked in the opposite sex is skewed by anything you do. Case in point: BEARDS! I never never liked beards before and now after seeing you with one I’m all about Beardward! Bring on the mountain men! And my latest change of heart? Punching people’s lights out! Ok, ok, I’d probably cry if this was actually for real but still it did something to me. So what’s this all about? Why do you make me rethink everything I previously thought I liked? Stop messing with my brain!
Watch the fight!
Now come over here and let me hug you!
Has Rob changed the way you think about something? Is there something he does, has, is that you previously thought wasn’t for you? WHY is that?
PS Poor UC is going to come back and see that I’ve turned this place into Beardward central. I ❤ you UC (and beards)!