Every night me & EastFriend from The Quad pray for a dream about you. Every night. You’ve made EastFriend’s dream come true thrice now.
EastFriend’s latest was killer. (And she’s gonna kill me for sharing this, but I’m pretty tipsy & it’s 3:15am, so eff it):
Last night I had a dream…Rob was sitting in my kitchen, having a deep conversation with me about music. Of course. All I remember is me and Rob. Talking. And he was sitting at my kitchen table, in the chair closest to the fridge. That chair is now sacred.
I told Rob that I believe Paul Simon & Van Morrison are the greatest poets of the modern age. He became all serious and replied, “I totally just got hard…”
And I said, “WHAT?” Cause we’d been drinking and you know…maybe he misheard me.
Then he goes, “That’s the best thing anyone’s ever said to me…shit…I’m totally hard!”
So I said, “No–you saying you got hard over something I said was the best thing anyone’s ever said to me.” He laughed.
Then Tiffany goes & shares her dream with me:
In my dream I was walking down a busy street (I think I was in Chicago) and I noticed a homeless man. Sitting next to the homeless man was Rob. He was being friendly and chatting with this man. I noticed it was him and in my mind I thought,”Okay! I can’t go up to him. He is in this deep conversation with this homeless man…” Immediately I felt convicted for not caring for the homeless the way Rob does. What sort of girl am I? I walked near him and he tried to talk to me, but in typical Tiffany fashion, I totally snubbed him… In my head the rules of meeting Rob were playing over and over… somehow it translated in my totally acting like a total biotch (my typical reaction to attractive men- I think I need therapy).i want to dream about rob i want to dream about robAfter I walked away leaving him wanting more, I realized the mistake I had made… but when I ran back to the homeless man… Rob was no longer there, but I later found him signing autographs under a small tent with the cast of How to Be… Once again I walked by him and he smiled and I totally ignored him…The End.i want to dream about rob i want to dream about robSo in short… I am a worse Christian then Rob, because when he see’s the poor he is moved with compassion while all I’m thinking about is figuring out how to get in his pants… and failing..
a secret msg about dreaming about rob
Thanks for starring in my dream last night. I have to say I woke up extra tired this morning, ifyouknowwhatimsayin.
What is going on? Why won’t you visit me in my slumber? Let’s try for tonight, k? I’d prefer a scene similar to the following:
(preferably in much higher quality and without Kristen)
I hope tonight will be the first night I will dream of Edwar Robert Pattinson,
Update: Just talked to Moon for the first time in 10 hours (a record for us) and she said:
I finally had my first one the other day. [I am] no longer a Rob dream virgin. He was with Sam though. What a lady boner killer
Okay, I know TONS of you have had a Rob dream. Share it below. Keep it kinda clean. Well, as clean as LTR usually is …. 🙂