Rob asked me to pass this along to you:
I know. It’s so disappointing that Rob can’t be with you today, but I know he’s thinking about you. Next to his own birthday in 4 days, yours is his second favorite. (I think it’s because you tend to celebrate with a lot of booze) I’m probably ruining the surprise, but I think his buddy TomStu is coming along on your birthday pub crawl. I think Rob thought you would feel better having a “piece of him” along with you, but it’s clear he doesn’t realize that you’ll probably end up having to babysit Tom and won’t be able to enjoy yourself. I think it was @FakeStephanieR on twitter who said it best, “Tom, I don’t know how much longer I can use the excuse ‘He’s not drunk, he’s just British’ ” Oh, well, it was the thought that counts.
The Quad is here to make you forget about SadRob & enjoy your BIG DAY! What we really wanted to do was: fly you to Vancouver, book you a hotel room next door to Rob’s, and have the 100Monkey’s write you a special birthday song, but then we remembered that you’re not a crazy set stalker (not even on your birthday) and nixed that idea. So, we did the second best thing. We decided to sing to you:
Happy Birthday to MoonHappy Birthday to MoonWe’ll All Be Your Bridesmaids When You And Rob Get MarriedHappy Birthday to Moon!
Happy birthday to MoonHappy birthday to Moon
You look like a monkey the kind of girl that Rob, Kellan AND Jackson would clearly want to have a foursome with…Happy birthday to Moon
Happy Birthday to Moon
Happy Birthday to Moon
I hope you get a full Moon with Rob todaaaaaay…
Happy Birthday to Moon!
After the jump, find out why we love Moon almost as much as we love Rob more than anyone, ever.a
I posed the question to The Quad: Why do you love Moon?
- Because I can mention any song from any musical and she will know it.
- Um…have you seen her hai-ruh did?
- She gets that Hello Kitty is a very big deal.
- Because she knows “there is no such thing as natural beauty.”
- Because if Robert Pattinson walked up to her right this very second, she would remain completely nonplussed. Very few would be able to do the same.
- I heart that she says “myello!”
- Because she is tall, like me.
- And when we met, I could hug her without having to bend down and inconvience myself. Hugging Moon is soooo convenient. It is special. YEs…it is a special hug.
- I love Moon because she is so fab.
- I love Moon because she always has killer articles or videos as her status on gmail chat (may it rest in peace) (UC note, WestFriend got chat blocked at work- BOO)
- I love Moon because she is bomb dot com. Love her long time
- That when we met 6.5 years ago we weren’t friends and now we are the bestest
- That 5 months ago yesterday she had the idea to start a blog b/c we were tired of being the only people laughing at our hilarious jokes about Kellan being a former youth group member
- Instead of saying “Hello” like a normal person, she says “myello”
- Moon is the only one of the Quad that could technically hook it with Rob without making a spouse jealous & sad and probably file for divorce
- I love her because when she hooks it with Rob, I know she’ll give us full details
- Cuz she just texted me a picture of The Tuck while she was in the movie theatre, watching it on the big screen.
Happy Birthday! We Love you!
UnintendedChoice for The Quad, Rob & EVERYONE at LTR!