Posted by: Bekah | April 16, 2009

Rob needs help with that

Dear Rob,

What does an expert blogger do at 12:04 on Thursday morning after a 4 hour long tax-day happy hour and NO dinner when she realizes she has NO content for Thursday morning’s post? Uses someone else’s work, of course. Yes, that’s right. I’m a genius:

hangonbabyjetbaby

Mmm k, I’ll be right there to help… I’m 4 Blue Moon’s in.. want me to grab you one….?

XO,
UnintendedChoice

Our delicious Thursday Rob Porn made by Jetbaby aka “UC’s ass saver when she’s tipsy”

See more Rob Porn here


Responses

  1. Hah UC, all is good 🙂 You were pretty funny when tipsy yesterday, going stream-of-consciousness on us! Hope you had your blue moon with orange.

    Also, I posted this on the last post’s comments earlier this morning, but wanted to make sure you and everyone saw that FINALLY the entertainment tonight interviews have been announced to air April 23rd! Nice video of Rob as their promo: http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/04/72839/index.html

    Thanks for always giving me a laugh (and usually heart palpitations thanks to Rob) at the start of my day!

    • Somebody PLEASE tell me what TIME and what CHANNEL ET comes out on…I have never seen ET before never had the interest…but I mos def wanna watch it now….the info will be greatly appreciated! 🙂

      • go to titantv.com and put in your zip code – it’s on cbs (at least it is for me) and i think the exact times differ based on your region. for me in Boston it’s on at 7:30 on cbs weeknights

        • Awesome I’ll see what time and channel it broadcasts in Dallas…thanks limeslice your a doll! 🙂

    • yummy!!

    • i LOVEEEES this one jetbbay and uc… so great! and yes please let me help you rob

  2. lmfao I love tipsy UC and I also lurrrrve jetbaby_2000. xo That is seriously some hot RobPorn. Mmmmm

    Dear Rob,
    You can leave it on. I’m not worried about the leather jacket. More worried about the jeans; you can get those off right?? If not, no worries, I think I can handle that.
    Love,
    xoMe.

    • “More worried about the jeans” love it!

    • WIN!

  3. A brilliant Rob smile to light up everyone’s morning:

    From the ET promo: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_17VHNXow7TA/Seb-ebaQbqI/AAAAAAAAGQs/a3d_ovSsTy8/s1600-h/et_twilightpromo_090415_large.jpg

    • oh now that is pretty, i haven’t seen that

    • Oh my look at his eye YUMM

    • he’s soooo purty.

  4. I dig the Rob Porn, but I loved the drunky UC even better. Do you have a headache today?

  5. Morning all! Wow, seems like someone had a hang over, but props to UC for letting us relive this awesome moment in time.

    Dear Rob,

    Why are you putting it back on? I’m sooooo not done with you yet. Finish that cigarette and get back inside (me).

    Love,
    SnMLamb

  6. Gotta love Rob porn on a Thursday morning. *sigh*

    It’s too early to be witty. I don’t know how you girls do it.

  7. WHAT THE CRAP…I missed a tipsy UC…ugh see I knew I shouldn’t have fallen asleep blah!!!

    yeaaaa, I don’t like this pic of him…to grungy. (did I spell that right lol)

    Yes that is right…I said it. I like my Edward and Gray shirt Rob…come on you all know which Gray shirt I am talking about…lol

    • The grunginess is exactly why I like this picture. I can almost smell the leather and the smoke. *shiver*

      But I’m a fan of grey shirt Edward Rob too. =)

      • @ pange are you English?

        • I’m not. I’m Southern, actually. lol

          Is that bad? Am I going to get kicked out for not being cool enough?

          • yes leave immediately lol NOT

            Nope just noticed your British spelling of the “grey colour” 😉

          • @Pange

            I’m Southern too…well, is Oklahoma really considered “Southern” compared to like Alabama, Tennessee, etc??? I dunno. I’m country I guess I should say. lol!!

            @brummielover

            I spell it “grey” too…is that just a British thing??

          • I spell it “grey” also – never realized it! lol

          • grey can be a canuck thing too … we go either way 😉

    • Hey brummie, I agree, don’t like the pic either! It somehow really bothers me that the right sleeve is longer than the other one…Stupid, I know!

      • lol Brilliant! yes lopsided coat and hair needs a washin?? Any volunteers hahaha

        • ME ME! I can help him out with that…and his microwave.

          • awww you are a nice lady

            Dear Rob,

            Heather is willing to wash your hair..and nuke your Carrots!
            How about it?

            brummie 😉

      • The only thing I notice in this picture is his crotch. My eyes never get up far enough to see his lopsided sleeves!

        • Ditto.

        • HAHAHAHA Thanks I needed that

        • It does kinda jump out at ya, eh? 😉

    • haha do you all spell color, colour? theater…theatre? humor…humour? Love it 🙂

      You are all channelling your inner britishness..excellent!

  8. MmMmMMMMMmmm….YUMMIE!!! 😉 Begin Perv fantasies in 3…2…1….LOL Thanks for this deliciousness!!! 🙂

  9. As a side note, I clicked on the “Sunday mornings with Rob” link above (being fairly new, I’m still catching up on archives) and it took me to some other blog written by a youth pastor. Nice. Not exactly the uplift I was looking for. lol

    • LOL, where is that link? I don’t see it.

    • omg…. is that one of our “related links” that is brilliant and REALLY scary and awesome! hahaha

  10. Good Morning everybody…
    Oh I love me some RobPorn on a Thursday afternoon, even though I don’t really like that leather jacket…But since he’s about to take it off, I’m all cool with that *lol*

  11. Good Morning ladies!
    Great Robporn! Just like Pange, I love the “grunginess”! Besides, it is an extra turn on for me when he’s smoking. Grrrrrr! lol

    Limeslice! Thanks for the link I hadn’t seen that!! Can’t wait! *claps while jumping*

    And I love drunk UC!! Hey, why do the job when someone else can do it for you? lol

    • Cause she does the job best 😉

      • tru dat

      • hey junsikat! That’s right! UC and Moon have no competition. I’m glad I’m part of the “followers”!

        wow! you’re great lifting people spirits! Can I hire you? I need you to tell me something like “you’ll make it, you’re smart enough” every morning. I can pay you with a thank you everyday, do he have a deal? LMAO!!

        • I’m all there for you girl, today I’m up for compliments!
          What do you wanna hear? Just encouragement or shall I tell you how beautiful you really are ;)!?

          • YAY!! Thanks!!!

          • You’re welcome…Whenever my service is wanted just call! LOL

  12. From Robsessed:

    http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/04/sneak-peak-from-et.html

    Rob looks so good in these screen shots! I’ll be in Nashville on the 23rd for Sam and Bobby’s show, but I’ll have to DVR ET or find a computer to watch it on! I don’t want to miss it!!

  13. I would just like to say that I am so proud of the use of the word “Peen” in last night’s comments.

    • Yep.fav word or appendage in relation to rob.amen

  14. Just saw where Summit announced the rest of the cast for New Moon, including the Volturi and Harry Clearwater:

    http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/04/new-moon-cast.html

    Isn’t it kind of late in the game to still be casting?

    • Maybe they cast them earlier and summit it’s just confirming the info now…Maybe.

      On the other hand, maybe they really didn’t need to cast them earlier, considering it’s for one particular small (but big) part of the movie.

    • you know, i thought that too but i think casting is an on going thing… those actors may have had other things going on before they could fully be confirmed etc.

      and they’re not shooting the vulturi scenes for a minute so there was time to cast for that… i think they were more interested in getting the wolfpack together first.

  15. ok so after showing one of my coworkers this site and showing her the Beauty that is Rob…she said

    ummmm so do they have a Letters To Jacob…

    deep breaths…lol

    “please step AWAY from my desk” lol

    • That’s kinda depressing, huh? How old is your coworker? I mean, Taycob’s a baby…And by the way, did you mention it’s not “Letters to Edward” but “Rob”?

      • Yes I did tell her that..and yes I told her he is just a baby lol…she is 29 but might not live to see 30 if she continues down this dark dark path hahahaha

        • That’s what she said! LOL

          • Oh that is too funny, LOL!

    • You need to post a notice by your office entrance that she is no longer welcome.

      Make it kinda cryptic and then put “yes, this means you.”

      • trust me she RAN hahaha

    • hahaha.. no! but tell her jacob gets occasional love on LTT and she can write him a letter if she so desires.. then to get the hell off LTR
      🙂

      • That’s nice: “occasional love” for jacob 😉
        Rob gets ALL THE LOVE here!

      • hahaha I am all about the occasional love and then get to steppin! lol

  16. A cute fan encounter (from the SAME girls who met Kstew in the bathroom last week!) with Kellan and my girl Ashley.

    Thought I’d share:
    http://www.twilight20somethingsforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=2980

    • What a lucky Betch! I wish I didn’t live in a place where no one EVER visits/shoots movies because it sucks!

      • Same here the only thing we’re known for here is stupid snow! 😦

        • omg! me too! where are you ladies? we have snow til’ June here in Satans-A**-hole-of-Alaska!

          • I’m from Oklahoma. Our bombing memorial was in ElizabethTown, but other than that the only other thing I can think of are tornado movies…

            Maybe we can write a tornado into the screenplay of New Moon or Eclipse?? I’m down for it.

            M

  17. Um, YUM.

    I just spent the last half hour of my ‘getting ready for work’ time browsing all the Rob pics [outtakes] that I’ve missed lately. I’m probably going to be late for work…but I can’t help mahsef!

    Even the bad shots make me want to rip through my monitor and snuggle/tap that till we’re both blue in the face…

    Then I’d sing to him:

    “Rob, I’m gonna make you sweat. Sweat till you can’t sweat no more. Everything’s riiiiiiiiight, I’m gonna push it some mo-o-ore…”

  18. So my 12 year old daughter tells me yesterday that all HER friends think that Taylor is the cutest one on Twilight and that NONE of them can understand why I like Robert….Actually, what she said was “He looks like a hobo!” WHAT?? She doesn’t like the facial hair 🙂

    Too funny – but only reinforced for me that Rob is a WOMAN’S dream…Taylor is a middle schoolers Dream 🙂 Not that Taylor isn’t cute, and in 5 years he may be the hottest thing in the world – but right now, he’s still a kid…which leads me to wonder how much the rest of the cast are corrupting him (Nikki, Kristen, Kellan!)??

    • i am very impressed that your 12 year old knows the term hobo. my sisters (ages 15, 18 and almost 21) would not know that term.

      and i think her crush on taylor is precious, he’s closer to her age so it’s not… as creepy…

      not that all us grown women lusting after Rob is creepy or anything. 🙂

    • “He looks like a Hobo!” …yes, sweety, that’s what we like about him. Make it dirty! LOL

      I can’t find anything appealing about Taylor, besides the age thing, it’s like he loves cameras and lights, and he’s always trying to look cool and everything…Rob may be 22, but he’s a man!

    • Okay, I have to jump in here and give Taylor a little love. Not that I want to do him – he is only 17 – but I do think he’s a sweeheart. I just think he’s more comfortable around people than Rob is – not as shy.

      I’m very much Team Switzerland as far as the Edward/Jacob thing. I would be happy to post my dissertation on the reasons why for anyone who wants to read it.

      That being said, Rob and Edward are VERY separate in my mind and I KNOW who I fantasize about. Therefore, I must once again thank UC for stokin’ ma fantasies with this pic. It’s one of my favorites and if my DH would let me, I’d have a poster of this in my room…. Grrrrrr…

    • He’s cute in a little brother sort of way.

  19. Dear Rob,

    I can help you with that. And does that belt come off the jacket? We might be able to use it, you know to tie you up or something.

    Love ,
    Me

    • Hysterical!

  20. LMAO! Love the tipsy post!

    And *insert fan girl squeel* I’m so excited for ET next week! THEY’RE MAKING US WAIT A WEEK?! *insert Rob’s “WHAT?!”* LOOK AT HIM!! THUD!

    • I KNOW. Also, I neeeever thought this would happen, but I actually got really excited seeing the Jacob running clip! I think that’s going to look good! Haha probably just because it was set to the intense music but I was like jumping out of my seat I CANNOT WAIT!!

      • I wish I could watch the vid from work, gaaahhh!
        Although I did record ET last night but haven’t watched it yet
        so hopefully this promo is on it. Anyone know?

        • me too. Blocked videos, suck.

          • @ limeslice – Me, too! Can you see him getting ready to phase right there? It’s so cool!! And the jumping off of the porch thing…. awesome!

    • I need that video! Can any of you record it and upload it?

      One week! way too much!

      • It’s gonna show up on youtube, isn’t it? OMG, pleeease!

      • I posted it on the first comment ^
        it’s just the teaser for their exclusive coming on the 23rd

        • @Dany oh sorry you were talking about the actual show weren’t you – whoops! I don’t have recording materials 😦 But I’m sure it will either be on ET’s website (they’d be foolish not to) and/or youtube

          • Yeah, someone will record it and upload it!

            Please! lol

          • I’ll upload it, no worries!

  21. Dear Rob,

    Leather, cigarettes… Do you have a motorcycle around the back? Cause I’ll be straddling it, waiting for you. It is only for you that I would become a biker bitch!

    Love,
    me

    • Hey Amber!
      Biker bitch! Love it lol

  22. This is my favorite of his recent pics – he’s really workin’ the bad boy vibe here.

    Is it too early in the morning for my panties to be going *POOF*?

    Nah, not since I’ve discovered Rob…

    • Never to early for the panties to *poof* That’s the power of HHH.

      • What is HHH? I must have missed that one (I’m still sort-of a noob). Does it stand for His Holy Hotness? That would work.

  23. OK, need a recap of last night. What all did I miss? I left work and didn’t get a chance to get online at all last night from home.

    • You’ll upload it! yay!! *happy dance*
      About the recap, can’t help much, I was in and out all night (wow…that came out wrong! LOL)

      • LMAO! I was in Omaha most of the evening and when I came home
        I showered and crashed. The ET announcement was a nice
        thing to see first thing this morning!

  24. btw, Rob was #1 out of 5 hot stars for the summer on ET last week. They ran a little diddy on him. I’m telling you people, just record all the media shows daily, LOL, because he seems to be on them all the time!

    • For the summer? How about FOR ALL TIME. Alright, so I may have not gotten much sleep tonight. Leave me in my Robble.

      • *last night. geez.

  25. I’m off to my RL, be back in the afternoon!

    Hugs!

    • Later Dany!!!

  26. Dear Rob.
    I have had many dreams about you and those jeans. I imagine them in many different scenarios. On the floor by the bead, on the floor in the bathroom. on the floor in the kitchen (we were making Robnana Splits)… I just wanna see you in the those smokin hot jeans and then rip them off you smokin hot body.

    Also I really would love to see the B-Side of this pic. I bet your sweet candy ass looks Smokin Hot. It would most def inspire me and JAG to create some sort of Ode to your CandyAss.

    Love Forever and Always,
    Carrie

    P.S. Still waiting patiently for you to autograph my uterus with my sperm. I def want u to wear those jeans while doing it. 😉

    • Uh…”with my sperm”? ROTFLMAO! I ❤ U Carrie! I def want to see the B side fo sho!

      • LOL!! I really need a proof read before I post. Sometimes ME NOT SMART!!! 🙂

    • Awesome pic, Awesome drunken post. Luuuvvv drunken posts.

  27. For a girl with raging PMS this has been a soothing balm! UC, I think I’d pay good money to see you drunk blogging. Funny stuff.

    My sis-in-law is 17 and she watched Twilight with me for the first time this past weekend. Everytime Rob would come on the screen she’d say, “Ugly.” About 1/3 of the way through the movie I told her that if she didn’t stop the blasphemy I was going to kick her out. And, interestingly enough, without any more threats from me, she came around at the end and actually said he was hot! He has this amazing ability to win (almost – stupid “Team Jacob” freaks) all women, irrespective of their initial taste, over to his side. What a gift! 🙂

    • that was nothing. you should see the convos moon & i have when we’re drunk… it’s amazing..

      oh- new idea! we’ll break something down while drinking…. for sure!

      • Yes, please! That’d be soooo great! Breakin’ it down VFS while buzzed would be stupendous!

  28. Dammit I posted at the wrong place again. Oh well, Mornin’ Ladies.

    Loved the pic and ppst.

    • You crack me up. LOL!!!!
      *SMOOCHES*
      BTW did u settle on a new man???

      • Charlie = Demetri

        He needs a nickname though…

  29. This pic is why you should always bring extra *stuff* to wear to work when looking at this site.. Rob is…there is no word to describe it.. perfection is not even adequate.

  30. Ugh way too much RL interfering with the robsession at the moment. It looks like I probably missed loads of drunken fun last night. I popped on briefly in the middle of the huge Ted C inspired explosion and though “OMG what the heck” but didn’t have time to hang around. I have GOT to do some worky stuff now as so I don’t even have time to look back now (sobbing …).

    I will say, Rob looks very “glowy” in that ET snippet that Gozda has up on Robsessed. I managed to take time to look at that twice of course!

    • Hello EG…yes real life has a way of messing up things sometimes…lol

      Hurry back to the Robble!!

    • He does look happy…its because he is thinking about all his ladies at LTR! Actually I think he is just settling in to this new life he has. It hasn’t changed him, but I think he is starting to accept that he is the “it” boy now. Taking it in stride instead of crying and getting nervous…which by the way I find totally endearing.

  31. Hi everybody! Wow – I missed the shiz hitting the fan last night eh? Bummer. Sleeping is overrated.

    • Hi!!! Sleep is totally for the dead. LOL…

      • Hi Kristin! I loved your intervention note to the Robstens last night. Even tho I’m one of them 🙂 I think in ALL ASPECTS (for me it’s the weddings that are making me bored) we need to get back to basics and focus on the real reason we’re here – writing hilarious letters to rob.

  32. So we get a New Moon teaser on Apr 23 huh. 7 whole days away. I’ve already set up a regular recording of ET on my DVR. Just in case they decide to air it earlier. Never can be too prepared.

  33. BTW, in that teaser, Rob says something about the hype and it really sounds taken out of context. Is it just me?

    • Yea ha he sounds really awkward in that part too – we all know how uncomfortable he is with hype, and I felt like they didn’t catch onto that at all haha

      *sigh* I extend a hug to you Rob

      (and later a special hug)

  34. Everytime I see that picture of Rob it reminds me of @Carrie ❤

    Oh & didnt even notice the jacket had sleeves I only noticed the package and his hair LOL

    • That’s what I (she) said! 🙂

    • That’s we are Rob AssCandy Lovers!!! Twinner!!!!

    • I never got past the package mydamnself. Going back to look right now. He’s wearing a jacket? I just see jeans and package..

  35. What is LYLS? And do I have that link? Was just reading soccermom’s comment about it last night and it sounds good but I can’t remember who sent what to me. LOL!

    • i wanted to ask that last night too but i am ass-deep in Wide Awake and I love LA right now. it is ROBBING me of my sleep!!!!!!!

    • Let your light shine fan fic! Started to read it last night w some one here almost at d same time! Hot!!!

      • I think I have this link but does someone have it to repost incase I don’t?

  36. Going to pick up hubby from the airport! He’s done traveling finally!

  37. Good Morning!!! Okay, gonna try and get to you all! Lets see how I do! LOL!

    @jbell – haha, more worried about the jeans. Me too, Love, me too.

    @limeslice – oh that was good eyeporn. Love that while I’m rubbing the crusty’s out of my own eyes…LOL

    @JAG YAY I missed your face around here 😉 Can’t wait to get to your blog this morning!

    @Lan – Yay, you too!! And for the record, how we feel about Rob…NORMAL! LOL!

    @Amber Hi!! I would totes be a biker bitch as well. We could get matching leather pants! Sound good? LOL

    @snmlamb – I most def. LOVE the word PEEN. And it has to be all caps. LOL. 🙂

    @Pange – I thought that about the casting too..I think they just want to keep everyone on edge, ya know! Alex Leraz (my fiance) did an interview and said that the wolf pack was “leaked” meaning no one was suppose to know the cast until the official announcement!

    @Jena – WAIT?! You were in Omaha again? It is a crime that we haven’t met in RL already. A true crime.

    @Brummie – Letters to Jacob. really. I agree…Step off lady! LOL! plus “he’s 17, you’ll go to jail”…LOL (I ❤ Rob talking)

    @Val – oh I like the use of the belt. I like it alot! So good to see your face on here again!

    @carrie – your sperm huh? already so possessive. Its okay girl I understand. and I totes picture those jeans all crumpled up on my floor, like a work of art.

    @junsikat – I’m positive it will be on YouTube, no worries 🙂 Its morning here but, good afternoon to you! 🙂

    @Steph – haha, your sister was almost FLK’d…good thing she changed her mind. Rob has magic powers. I’m convinced.

    @Janetrigs – MOrning! I post in the wrong place all the time! LOL!

    @chinamother – lol! Hobo….kids these days. My 7 year old told me the other day that I shouldn’t be “obsessed with a movie” (twilight, I’m sure) and asked her what obsessed meant and she goes “that you are in love with it and dream about it”…and I thought…yes, Rob…these things are true

    @Dany – have a good day! Love your “happy dance”…you are adorable!

    Sass, TheRealRobzilla, Carter, Mrs. P, SpunkMe, Ayden, Avery…come out to play!!!

    WOW! That took forever! 🙂 Hugs girls, off to do a few RL things!!!

    • Good morning!! That was an epic comment, and now you’re running off to RL 😦
      Hope to see you back later!

      • I’m peeking in and out 🙂 I’m never gone all the way! LOL!

        I know it was a little crazy long. I wanted to say hello to everyone though, haven’t done that in a long time!!!!

        • I know! We must get together soon! MUST!
          I was having dinner with my parents at Ruby Tuesdays
          on 168th & Center. LOL!

    • Alex leraz??!!! kristin you spelled your bf’s name wrong!!! Blasphemy!! Lolz!!!

      • Yea I was going to let that one go hehe. I’m sure it was a morning mistake 😉 Plus who can blame here when faced with the RobPackage?

        • I would forgive anything when faced with the robpackage!! * fans self* errr… Good morning my lurvely ladies!! Sorry for d late greeting , it’s early evening here now and I’m totes drinking coffee at coffee bean trying to keep myself awake!

      • SHIZZ!!!! I will make it up to him. OMG! Maybe I did this subconciously so we could have the makeup lovin’ ?!? Either way…he will learn forgiveness. LMAO

        • It’s ok! I forgive. It was so nice to finally hear his voice in that video, no? Seems like a cool guy.

          • “Maybe I did this subconciously so we could have the makeup lovin’ ?!? ”

            LMAO! I love it!

      • Sherin! Hi!!!!!!! I didn’t say hi to you yet!

        and Ceri! I didn’t give you a shout out either! Shizz…who else did I forget?!?

        PishPosh!

        Okay that is all my little brain can remember! Everyone come out, come out where ever you are!

        • *waves madly* hi mrs. LERAZ!!! Lolz!

          • oh shut it! LOL! 🙂

    • Wow, that’s looooong…(That’s what she said!) ROFL
      Have you noticed in the interview your fiance gave, there’s a poster of Zacquisha in the background…Pure Blasphemy!!!

      • I saw that. Zacquisha doesn’t even compare to my fiances left pinky finger. He is a 12 year old girl.

        • He’s a girly-girl with way too much makeup on his face in HSM 1-3…Oh, I forgot the Twilight cast is covered with makeup as well…So lalalalala *won’t think about it further* lalalala!

    • you totally had to rub it in that you snagged Alex. wench! 🙂

      • yes, yes I did. Those washboard abs…I’d like to slide my “laundry” down them…ifyouknowwhatimsayingandithinkyoudo.

        • that was incredibly dirty. and hot.

    • Whew! That was a doozy! Thanks for the shout out!

      I had actually forgotten about “the list!” It’s a good thing I have you to remind me. I’ll have to tell her how close she was to death. She has no idea how very seriously we take our Robsession.

  38. UPS – you have a package!

  39. @JAG – love the B-sides. Love Muffins! I really need to stop calling my kids that now. The phrase has lost its meaning. Like everything else, it’s now become loaded with Rob-meaning.

    Can I just say that I love his walk? Everyone makes fun of it but it’s kind of pigeon toed or something. I think it’s adorkable just like the rest of him!

    • I love his walk too!!!!! I am picturing me walking next to him and looking like a toddler because I would have to run to keep up with his stride. and I also have issues with RL stuff taking on Rob meaning! Like bananas, soup….LOL

      • Soup? Why soup? Oh hell, everything has Rob-meaning doesn’t it?

        • oh you weren’t here for that….umm…we have a new soup. Its called Cream of Cullen. You can go change your panties now. LOL I can’t even say it without getting hot and bothered. LMFAO

      • I can’t eat a banana anymore without thinking about the Robnana and blushing.

        <—- Dirty, old lady

        • I just had one for breakfast….LOL! I always think of it now.

    • Thanks WTM, I love the B-sides – definitely a side we dont pay enuf homage too!

      I also love the b-side pics of him walking, he has a great f*cking walk. My fave tho is between the 2 trucks with his shiteous Adidas , his low rise jeans and his perky AssCandy *thud poof* I.AM.DIED.

    • I love the fact that you just said “lovemuffin” because that’s
      what I secretly call Keanu and Rob, LMAO!

      • Well it’s not a secret anymore, LOL!

  40. I’m really having trouble moving past the Rob-porn this morning to get any work done. This pic is actually my desktop wallpaper at home, it’s one of my very fav of him period.

    The jeans, the hips, the jacket, the cig, the hair, the cheekbones….

    I really think I might implode.

    • Don’t forget the boxer lines. What do you think ladies? Boxers or boxer briefs?

      • Well f*ck me I didnt even notice the boxer lines…so much for work today * fantasy coming in 3-2-1 *poof*

        • I say boxers! Rob says “briefly in boxers” LOL!

      • HI Annie! I’m going with boxer briefs….hugging in all the right places…*gulp*

        *thud*

        I. Am. Died.

        • LOL Hi!

          Morning all!

      • Oh Jeebus.

        To quote Just A Girl earlier: I.AM.DIED.

  41. Dear Rob –

    I just want you to know that I am marrying Alex, however, he is about a level under your hotness. He has the nice bod and he is pretty to look at…but I love you for your personality. and your PEEN. You are the full package. The upgrade.

    Love, Kristin XOXO

    Dear Alex –
    You knew this already. And you don’t care because I am that good. right? I thought so.

    love you too, Kristin XO (less than rob, hugs and kisses just the same)

    • I love how you switch speeds from “personality” to “PEEN” so quickly hehe. Couldn’t agree more.

    • Rob IS the standard. There is only one of him. So 99.9% of the female population is going to have to settle for less.

    • Personality? Check!! PEEN in capital letters? Check!!! although it’s really peen first for me then personality !! Bwahahaha !

    • Alright, I know I’ve heard “peen” floating around here a lot lately, but here’s the thing. My good friend’s 2 year old daughter calls my 1 year old son’s junk a “peen!” I feel like we’re reducing one of Rob’s greatest assets to something a 2 year old can relate to! It’s unacceptable! We should be calling it….wait, didn’t we have a whole round of chattage about this once? I think JAG had some good ones. Why, oh, why can’t I remember them now? Joy stick? Was that one of them? Sounds good. Anyway, I just can’t bring myself to refer to his hotdog as a peen. Not gonna happen for me. (I have few qualms with calling it a food item, you’ll notice.)

  42. Hey bandmum, you forgot the package. 😉

  43. Dear Rob,

    Aww honey, are you having trouble with your zipper? I know, those pesky things can be a bit of a pain at times. Come over to my house, I will undo that zipper with my teeth and well, just continue right down the obvious path to which it is leading. My kids are at school, dh is at work… just you, me, and my teeth. 🙂

    Sass

  44. Yep.five times. 🙂 I counted . LOL

  45. JAG!! Your post! SALT LICK?!?!?!??!?! LMFAO! YOU ARE MY FAVORITE! LOVE IT!

    and “the other heiney”…LOL….you are my hero. Just a beautiful display. Just beautiful.

    • YOU GOT IT! That’s for you babeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ❤

      • Have I told you lately that I love you!?

      • The “ass candy” pic looks like he is peeing on the car. Tee hee 🙂

        And the one where he is doing the yoga plow position on the bed w/ KStew makes him look like he has more junk in the trunk than usual. Melikey.

        • Its Robust. LMFAO

      • Oh wow, JAG. You are my hero this morning, haha! Can’t wait to take more than a fleeting look as soon as I leave work 🙂

  46. Why does this leather jacket pic of Rob make me wish he had a tat?

    Dear Rob,

    Plz tell me why you don’t like tattoos! Cuz if you had one in the middle of your back I would be digging my nails into it during special hug time.

    WTM

    • I know right? I like tattoos on men – in hidden places (none of that “Mom” on the arm stuff).

      • In Robs case it would be “Mum”…haha.

    • Dear Rob,

      I can see why so many ladies fall for guys with tattoos, but it’s just not for me. So please, if you ever think about getting one make sure you also think about me and how it would break my heart and make me sad. I love your skin “clean”…
      Cause let’s be honest what picture would you get? A little Ren and Stimpy or a beer bottle? Naw, please just be a good boy!

      Love, Kat xo

  47. Thanks for the pic this morning. Now I have something to focus on this morning.

    On a side note: My husband agreed to let me go see How To Be in Nashville (agreed as in he agreed to go with me). LOL. Bought my tixs last night.

  48. GQ HQ-

    • GQ HQ Outake-

      • and Gen swoops in for the kill. That second one is my desktop on my computer. Those eyes. I can’t form sentences when he looks at me like that i start hyperventilating and its all one run on sentence and my legs start getting wobbly and…..

        I. Am. Died.

        • ROBQ-

      • They should have left that in the photo. That is one of my
        all time faves! Those eyes! Can you imagine looking
        into them during “special hug” time? Yes, yes I can!

    • *flatline*
      _________

      good morning to you, too, gen!

      • Good Morning limeslice!!!!
        One more-

        • It’s official. I’m not working at all, anymore.

          • Ok stop I’m salivating/touching my computer at work. Maybe I should just lock the door and give in.

            OMG!
            the fire alarm is going off hahahahhaa I am NOT joking i’m not that clever

            Gen! look what you’ve done!

          • LMAO- Hahaha! Don’t blame me- blame Rob!!

        • Does anyone else want to be all 13 and put posters up in their bedroom?

        • I have rewarded myself with a brief stroll through LTR for all the worky stuff I’ve done for the last 2-3 hours and Gen you put up my fave piccie. Yummy yummy yummy yummy, I want I want I want.

          *Poof*

          Ok can’t stay for long, got to feed children (I suppose, I mean it’s not like they are crying out for food, maybe if I leave it a bit longer they’ll cook for me – they are old enough after all). Thank god I don’t have a DH to cook for in the week because I’d have to produce decent “man” food. Boring!

  49. I just called my 3 y.o. son, Rob!
    He was being cute and I said, “I love you Rob-uh-Ben.” Geez, I should step away from the Rob porn but I just can’t.

  50. This is non-Rob related. But all the talk of our different fiancee and then talk of Gaysian Eric got me thinking about my friend who looks just like Eric. When I saw Twilight first thing I thought when I saw Eric was “OMG he looks just like my blah blah”.
    Here are couple of pics I took off his facebook page.

    • One more- http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f321/cchiarizio/n13002724_30635347_4965.jpg

      • oh wow! He does! Sorry…distracted by the RobQ….GAYSIAN Eric has a twin! LOL!

      • Weird. It almost makes me miss the Gaysian. I think he should just be everyone’s personal shopper and we can pass him around.

        • Are u questioning Quitting Gaysain Eric?? 🙂 LOL!!!!


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