Have you ever checked out our comments? You should cuz they’re HILARIOUS. All of you have theMoonisDown and I cracking up so hard all day long that I think we’re both gonna get fired for our lack of work getting done. Anyway, this conversation was going on in the comments section our most recent letter to Rob about his (possible) need to bulk up if he wants to compete with Taylor, and we just had to share it with you. DISCLAIMER: We are Team Rob through and through.
Dear Rob,
Can you share the following message with your fan-base? Thanks xo
Anyone seriously considering swapping to the dark side (Aka Team Taylor) need only compare the following:
aaaaaVS.aaaaa 
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| Rob’s Day
-Up at crack of noon a a a a
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Taylor’s Day
-Up at 6am
Taylor’s meal aa
|
Thanks to NatalieCastle, theCaptain & Sass for this hilarious comparison!
Letters to Rob 
No competition! Besides, I like cheeseburgers and sodas (soy… bleh!), and can totally kill a six pack with the best of them.
By: Amber on January 24, 2009
at 1:04 pm
Okay I just found this link, Robert Pattinson unknown at the time eating a hamburger none-the-less at a hamburger joint in a news cast?
look 0:09 seconds in….
By: Angela on January 24, 2009
at 1:08 pm
Is the bed optional, or just the sleep part?
By: Spank Ransom on January 24, 2009
at 1:17 pm
Okay I just found this link, Robert Pattinson unknown at the time? eating a hamburger none-the-less at a hamburger joint in a news cast?
youtube.com/watch?v=rIz-nvwFXas
4 some reason my stuff won’t post?
By: Angela on January 24, 2009
at 1:30 pm
@Angela- it was throwing your comments in our spam filter- not sure why. it might be from the links? I think it should be fine now b/c once we approve one it should auto-approve the rest- WEIRD!
By: unintendedchoice on January 24, 2009
at 4:36 pm
Under Rob – Avoidance of all water/soap based products on skin and hair.
Love your blog…it brings me a much needed chuckle every day.
By: Sophie (bellasmama) on January 24, 2009
at 1:33 pm
@Sophie (bellasmama) welcome!!! and good addition to the rob list!
By: unintendedchoice on January 24, 2009
at 4:35 pm
Yeah but which one will be more fun to hang out with, with that schedule? I think that comparison makes the decision clear.
By: Ginger Swan on January 24, 2009
at 1:49 pm
This is hilarious! Well, I think I know who I am better suited for — since I am still in my PJs at 2 p.m.
By: Laura on January 24, 2009
at 2:02 pm
@Laura – i got you beat. it’s 4:30 and i’m in my robe, showered, by my hair is plastered to my head and i think i have to shower again!
By: unintendedchoice on January 24, 2009
at 4:34 pm
haha wel me too laura!! And i just love cheeseburgers! Taylor is no competition for our rob!!
By: kim on April 11, 2009
at 7:50 am
Atta girl Laura!
And I hope those PJs are cheap and unmatched!
By: Sass on January 24, 2009
at 2:04 pm
You lost me at 6am.
By: Marye Alice Cullen on January 24, 2009
at 2:05 pm
@ Sass — LOL! Even better, old sweats and a random t-shirt. Rob and I are a mismatch made in heaven, right?
By: Laura on January 24, 2009
at 2:16 pm
uh NO WORDS!! hats off to the captain/natalie/sass for creating this master piece. amazing
the measure chest/measure hair report to studio was GENIUS!!
By: themoonisdown on January 24, 2009
at 2:18 pm
hair/chest measure is my favorite part! hilarious :0)
LOVE, love, LOVE this photo…
these archives are great!
By: alyssa on August 24, 2009
at 6:34 pm
Okay I just found this link, Robert Pattinson unknown at the time eating a hamburger none-the-less at a hamburger joint in a news cast?
By: Angela on January 24, 2009
at 2:19 pm
Bravo ladies, Bravo!!!
By: vickybonnett on January 24, 2009
at 2:48 pm
@ Laura – Did you get them at a thrift store?!? Then they would truly be perfect!
@ Spank – The bed is always optional! There is always the couch, the floor, the kitchen table… 😉
By: Amber on January 24, 2009
at 3:08 pm
Thanks for the kudos UC and moon, but Natalie and the captain made up the menu and schedule…I merely suggested the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, hee!
By: Sass on January 24, 2009
at 4:06 pm
@Sass… whoops- i knew you had that cinnamon toast crunch suggestion- i thought i put it in there.. i dunno what happened!
By: unintendedchoice on January 24, 2009
at 4:37 pm
Aha.
I think Rob would be more fun, he is not working out 24/7. 😛
I loved the “Attend opening of envelope.”
AHAHA. Rob gets up about when I do! 😀
By: Sarah.(: on January 24, 2009
at 4:35 pm
I think in Rob’s daily list there should be a line that says this:
Eeny, meenie, miney moe – to pick which chic wins the lotto of spending the evening back at his hotel!!!
By: Lori on January 24, 2009
at 5:03 pm
Hahahahaha this is hilarious!
@Spank Ransom – The bed will never be optional again once he meets US!!!
By: NatalieCastle on January 24, 2009
at 5:44 pm
That list is great. I too would sleep til 2 pm if possible. But I have kids to get ready for school.
By: Valerie on January 24, 2009
at 6:03 pm
@NatalieCastle & theCaptain
I’m LOVING this list! It’s bloody Brilliant!
Thx for another good laugh!
– playing guitar and ‘crooning’ could be another addition to Rob’s day
– 1000 ab crunches could be added to Taylor’s list
By: Genevieve on January 24, 2009
at 6:38 pm
*flattered*
By: the captain on January 24, 2009
at 6:47 pm
oh geez, thank you so much, girls!
i have been having the worst day/week of my life, and you always know how to crack me up! this was amazing!!!
and i definitely know im suited for Rob. Sleeping is my specialty, and so is eating junk food! 🙂
Thanks so much for being able to put a smile on my face! 🙂
By: sam on January 24, 2009
at 7:11 pm
@sam you’re back. Sorry about your week. For a second I thought you had taken me up on the assignment to procure a strand of Rob’s dirty, dirty hair! Hope all is better today. In case it’s not…take a peek at this:
Don’t forget to breathe!
By: vickybonnett on January 24, 2009
at 8:19 pm
@vickyb i made an orgasmic sound when i opened that link. i’m not kidding. i’m gonna do it again- ready, set..pushing link…. um, see ya’ll in a bit..
By: unintendedchoice on January 25, 2009
at 12:58 am
@ Angela – That may be Rob at the BK…if not, then a guy that looks an awful lot like him.
If that is his style of eating out, then I’m thinking we should go out and I’d even be willing to pay. You hear that Rob, free meal right here!! Well, almost free…afterwards, there’s just the one thing I want to try…
By: Amber on January 24, 2009
at 8:33 pm
i love taylor so taylor all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smokings disgusting and im a vegitarian
By: i love taylor on January 24, 2009
at 8:57 pm
@i love taylor yay- more rob for me!
By: unintendedchoice on January 25, 2009
at 12:58 am
@the captain – idem
@Amber – hahahahahahahaha
Hey, everyone, look at this pic:
http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-24-vintage-r-_patz#respond
our rob was sooooooo adorable!!!! *.*
By: NatalieCastle on January 24, 2009
at 9:31 pm
@vickyb… yeah im back! ha. its so hard for me to even catch up with all the comments and respond… that i just made a general one.. lol. ive missed you guys! ive been busy over the past couple of days,and it hasnt been fun, so im always happy when i can come on here and laugh!:)
and yes, thank you, breathing is good.. im just taking one day at a time! love you guys!!
and btw… that picture was amazing, vicky!! 🙂
By: sam on January 24, 2009
at 9:55 pm
@vickyb – le SWOOOON that picture is soooo splendiferous.
@natalie – WOAH. that was a tad disturbing. totally like he says he used to look super androgynous but now he looks like a ‘man.’ THANK GOD.
By: themoonisdown on January 24, 2009
at 10:30 pm
I was just thinking the same thing…what a difference a few years and some chest hair make!
By: Sass on January 24, 2009
at 10:48 pm
@moon you say splendiferous, I say spanktacular 😉
BTW crossing my fingers that Rob will show up at the San Jose Film Festival for How to BE *crosses fingers and toes* next month!
By: vickybonnett on January 24, 2009
at 10:49 pm
rob only brushes his teeth before going to the pub as apposed 2 in the morning because he refuses 2 smell like he’s been working on a train all day while getting drunk. (for all u non-witty people, smoking)
By: i love taylor on January 24, 2009
at 10:51 pm
Non-witty people? I’ll have you know this place reeks of wit! 😉
By: roslynselene on September 15, 2010
at 1:44 am
@vicky…I take it you will be there? Well if he is, you know you have to bring us some good crack!
By: Sass on January 24, 2009
at 10:53 pm
@Natalie – That pic is a little scary. Burgers and beer have done a body good over the past few years…
By: Amber on January 24, 2009
at 11:21 pm
And can I just add that the picture of Rob at the top of this post? Drop.Dead.Delicious. (since we have a food theme going on!)
By: Sass on January 24, 2009
at 11:34 pm
@Sass Yes I am. Just got the okay from the hubby. Weird, I asked him to go with and he said no…too bad! 🙂 And I will bring you back Rob if I can, or what’s left of him I mean 😉
@Natalie I saw that pic, drooled a little, then came to my senses b/c I realized he is like 16 in that pic. In the famous words of one of our Twi-Sisters, If I was 16 “I’d tap that!”
By: vickybonnett on January 24, 2009
at 11:37 pm
@vickyb – I’m hoping you went over the “freebie list” with the hubby again, just in case… 🙂
By: Amber on January 24, 2009
at 11:43 pm
@Amber…thanks for the reminder. Hmmmmm
By: vickybonnett on January 24, 2009
at 11:50 pm
LMAO @ “Rocky Balboa’s Special Milkshake”!!!
By: Devilish Southern Belle on January 25, 2009
at 1:14 am
Bit o’ genius, that. Well done, people.
And lost me at 6am, indeed! I definitely prefer to get up bright-and-not-so-early.
By: Christa on January 25, 2009
at 1:32 am
@ Amber My first official business for Obama is that he make
“The Freebie List” an official and binding contract. I live in Cali girls, I can’t afford to give my husband half my shit!
By: vickybonnett on January 25, 2009
at 1:44 am
@vickyb – Can we make that happen? Yes We Can!
By: Christa on January 25, 2009
at 3:36 am
i just came across this rather interesting pic…
http://fetchbyspa.blogspot.com/2008/09/robert-pattinson-pour-interview.html
i don’t know how to do a link thingy, so just copy and paste
By: Verbena on January 25, 2009
at 8:15 am
oh whadda you know, it makes a link automatically!
enjoy ladies
By: Verbena on January 25, 2009
at 8:16 am
@Verbena Oh yes, the infamous Interview interview. It is one of the first of many pics that got my pulse racing. Thanks for the reminder! 🙂
By: vickybonnett on January 25, 2009
at 11:54 am
@ UC.. thank you for using my favorite, make your legs shake” picture of Rob! It is comical to have the pictures said by side.. not that Taylor isn’t darling.. but one is a man, and one is a boy. No contest.
Yesterday I was at a high school basketball game, watching my daughter play. There was a lady about 1/2 way through Twilight, completely engrossed, not watching the game at all. I was dying to know if she was a newbie to the series, or completely addicted, on her 4th read like me.
At the 1/2, I walked over and asked her what part she was at, and she started laughing. She said, well, this is actually my 4th time. This series is like CRACK!
Nice to know I’m not the only one 🙂
By: SuzieQ on January 25, 2009
at 1:17 pm
@Verbena – LOVE that picture. It is one of my faves!!
@vickyb – As long my hubby takes the crappy half, I’m fine!
By: Amber on January 25, 2009
at 2:33 pm
Best comparison ever! Oh man…I am so Team Rob. Loooove him 🙂
By: Lauren on January 26, 2009
at 1:47 pm
Taylor would be our type cuz we aren’t with people that smoke or drink or we are thinkin right about drinking cuz iy said 6 pack so we assume he drinks. Taylor is also way hotter 2 & if they are still thinking about fireing Tay then they need 2 go 2 gedt a check up Kaylin says i also agree with her OMG who would EVER EVER think about fireing him come on my freakin gosh ever-1 in my class agrees i mean EVERY-1 agrees who wouldn’t i will never ever ever watch or talk abouy Twilight again if they do fire him i’ll make sure no-1 i mean no-1 watches Twilight again i mean NO-1 so who ever is talking about fireing himneeds 2 shut up & by the way i no who is talking about fireing him /CHRIS WEITZ/ u need 2 shut up cuz we bet Tay is so depressed come on y woul;dn’t he be up-set so do NOT i mean NOT 2 fire him DO NOT PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE we r asking PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE k thank u that should be enough 2 get my point acrossed don’t u think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Kylie & Kaylin on February 7, 2009
at 12:38 pm
@Kaylie & Kaylin WELCOME xoxo
By: unintendedchoice on February 7, 2009
at 1:19 pm
You may not be with people who like to get drunk but you sure do like to type like one. I couldn’t understand 1/2 the craziness you were talking about. And since I’m from the future, don’t worry, they didn’t fire him.
By: roslynselene on September 15, 2010
at 1:56 am
[…] Taylor, I know you lead a busy life: working out, school, working out, eating egg whites, running, being the real life version of […]
By: Happy 17th Birthday Taylor « Letters to Twilight on February 11, 2009
at 9:44 am
lmao i love this comparison XD
“Slim Girl 50% less calories Diet Jello” <- hilarious!
awwww i could always do with a lie in, now that’s my kinda guy, team rob ftw!
By: TeamPattinson on February 16, 2009
at 5:51 pm