I usually do not like tattle tales, but I feel like I should tell you that I saw Taylor Lautner on Access Hollywood, and he told them that, and I quote:
“Jacob is in, and Edward is out!”
Then he showed them his arms- huge arms- and his six-pack, which is totally ripped.
I’m not saying you should be upset, but I don’t think you should take this lying down (unless, of course, it’s with a mesh tank top and a cigarette hanging out of your mouth- YUM)
You should totally stop eating cheeseburgers and start getting ripped because we all know you take off your shirt in Eclipse all the time!!! Plus, Jacob/Taylor is, what, 12 years old? And you really shouldn’t let him punk you like that (plus I TOTALLY want to see you without your shirt on!)
P.S. If you need someone to spot you while you do squat thrusts, I am completely available. Seriously, I cleared my schedule…
P.P.S. I also just wanted to add that every other dude in Twilight is sporting a six-pack, even Dr. Carlisle Cullen. And even though I couldn’t find a picture, I am pretty sure that I saw a little six-pack action on Jasper during the baseball scene. Just an FYI!!
Love me, Vickyb
(We received this letter from Vickyb before that lustful picture of Taylor was released yesterday. So Rob, honey, I’m not saying we’re switching over to Team Jacob/Team Taylor or anything (hell no- we’re way more committed to you than that!) but it should inspire you to work a little bit harder. the MoonisDown and I agree that we don’t need you all muscley, but we’re not crazy about a flabby belly either. NOT SAYING you have one.. just lookin’ out for your future! xo)