Dear Rob,
I usually do not like tattle tales, but I feel like I should tell you that I saw Taylor Lautner on Access Hollywood, and he told them that, and I quote:
“Jacob is in, and Edward is out!”
Then he showed them his arms- huge arms- and his six-pack, which is totally ripped.
I’m not saying you should be upset, but I don’t think you should take this lying down (unless, of course, it’s with a mesh tank top and a cigarette hanging out of your mouth- YUM)
You should totally stop eating cheeseburgers and start getting ripped because we all know you take off your shirt in Eclipse all the time!!! Plus, Jacob/Taylor is, what, 12 years old? And you really shouldn’t let him punk you like that (plus I TOTALLY want to see you without your shirt on!)
P.S. If you need someone to spot you while you do squat thrusts, I am completely available. Seriously, I cleared my schedule…
P.P.S. I also just wanted to add that every other dude in Twilight is sporting a six-pack, even Dr. Carlisle Cullen. And even though I couldn’t find a picture, I am pretty sure that I saw a little six-pack action on Jasper during the baseball scene. Just an FYI!!
Love me, Vickyb
This open shirt action just isn't enough for me
(We received this letter from Vickyb before that lustful picture of Taylor was released yesterday. So Rob, honey, I’m not saying we’re switching over to Team Jacob/Team Taylor or anything (hell no- we’re way more committed to you than that!) but it should inspire you to work a little bit harder. the MoonisDown and I agree that we don’t need you all muscley, but we’re not crazy about a flabby belly either. NOT SAYING you have one.. just lookin’ out for your future! xo)
Letters to Rob 
I can’t say anything about Taylor, he’s the same age as my son, it would be weird, right?
But yes I could do with a little six pack (I think Taylor’s is an 8 pack), that wouldn’t hurt one bit and maybe some biceps, not big just defined.
That’s all…
By: Valerie on January 23, 2009
at 10:58 am
I am SO serious about this. I’ve said it over and over. Rob needs to BULK UP. He’s admitted he can go to the gym for 3 months straight or whatever…how come no muscles to prove it??
By: bennettaj on January 23, 2009
at 11:10 am
I’m not crazy about the bulkiness. Maybe I’m the only one, but I’m totally fine with the way he is. Plus, when I was reading my long lost Twilight EW last night, he said he was working out before Twilight filming and they told him to stop because he was losing too much weight.
Plus, when I see that pic of him practically passed out, it just makes me think of all the ways I can take advantage of him! Yum!
By: Amber on January 23, 2009
at 11:18 am
Oh, look! It’s the Rolling Stone picture. A white mesh wife beater and a Marlboro Light is better than a white sport coat and a pink carnation. Anyday.
By: Leigh Anne on January 23, 2009
at 11:36 am
Dear Rob,
Take notice my love. These ladies all want to change you… I happen to love you just the way you are. Don’t you give up drinking a 6 pack to get a 6 pack. I lpersonally ove your soft center … you’re just like a hot, fresh and oh so edible cookie.
xoxo
Laura
By: Laura on January 23, 2009
at 11:46 am
@Laura – Here, here!! I see I am not alone. I like my men a little “fluffy”.
By: Amber on January 23, 2009
at 11:51 am
TAYLOR’S HOT!
Makes me feel not so bad that I’m 15…
Anyway, Rob, you’ve already Robbed my heart. It’s yours. Forever.
xoxoxo
By: NatalieCastle on January 23, 2009
at 12:32 pm
I don’t care what he looks like as long as he takes his damn shirt all the way off!!!!
By: vickybonnett on January 23, 2009
at 12:40 pm
I think Rob’s body suits him to a T! He has a lanky musician type body. If he was working as hard as Taylor is on his bod, his personality wouldn’t make sense. Rob is so incredibly yummy because he is the way he is.
Rob,
Stay the way you are baby. Your perfect.
dazzled daily,
SuzieQ
By: SuzieQ on January 23, 2009
at 12:52 pm
@SuzieQ oh, i ❤ the musician ‘i don’t give a ‘f’ " look ALL THE WAY… yum yum
By: unintendedchoice on January 23, 2009
at 12:56 pm
I’m thinking Team Edward is going to start losing members if Edward doesn’t tone up (just a little).
By: JourneytoFamily on January 23, 2009
at 12:56 pm
Hahaha, that cracked me up. He’s doing okay for himself just the way he is but it might be worth cutting back to 4 trips to the pub a week instead of 7, you know just saying.
By: Deconstructing Jen on January 23, 2009
at 1:06 pm
I commit my undying love to team Edward. I like him as he is, plus if he passes out in a ditch somewhere it will be easier for us to help (capture) him and take him home!
By: Natasha on January 23, 2009
at 1:21 pm
Oh, the squat thrust comment had me rolling with laughter. Then it had me considering Rob doing thrusts…
I had a moment. I think I will be ok.
I like Rob’s body. Everyone can move on over to Team Jacob, that leaves more Rob for the rest of us!!
By: Whit (Jonette Cullen) on January 23, 2009
at 1:39 pm
@ Natasha – Exactly my thoughts. Boys who like to drink are easier for me to take advantage of…
Mmmmm, got distracted by what that would look like, and it was good!
By: Amber on January 23, 2009
at 2:23 pm
Every man that I dated with a body like Kellan’s that was self-centered.. and Rob is SO humble. Which is one of his most admirable qualities to me.
But I think my fav thing about him is:
His serious glare that clearly states: “I’m going to make your legs shake like never before”. 🙂
By: SuzieQ on January 23, 2009
at 3:00 pm
Taylor may be looking better than he did but come on there is only one way he bulked up that fast. He had a trainer and some serious steroids. And we all know steroids make you stupid and make a guy’s dick strink.
Rob honey you keep on knocking those beers back. Stay away from the steroids. If you want to work out to increase your stamina for other recreational activities like the horizontal bop you go right ahead but don’t to it to get a ripped. You are hot the way you are.
By: Stacey on January 23, 2009
at 3:27 pm
The only time I want Rob to be really hard is when we, um, uh, well you know…
By: Sass on January 23, 2009
at 3:37 pm
@SuzieQ…I must say I love the “lanky musician type body” description…made me panties go *poof*
By: Sass on January 23, 2009
at 3:44 pm
@ Sass – I nominate you as the one person who always says what I’m thinking!
By: Amber on January 23, 2009
at 4:03 pm
that taylor pic reminds me why i’m team rob. shudder. gotta go look at the hottness pic to calm my eye balls down.
@suzie q- WOW. no words for this: “His serious glare that clearly states: “I’m going to make your legs shake like never before”
comment of the day?
By: themoonisdown on January 23, 2009
at 4:06 pm
It’s a close on but it has to be either:
panties go poof
or
legs shake like never before
I love you guys, you crack me up…and because you make me fell less pervy!
By: vickybonnett on January 23, 2009
at 4:11 pm
@suzie q Love this- His serious glare that clearly states: “I’m going to make your legs shake like never before
By: Valerie on January 23, 2009
at 4:14 pm
grrrr… I’m at work (pretending to work) but this weekend I’ll try to do the letter with a picture thing so you can see which picture proves that he is clearly thinking about making my legs shake.. *giggling
By: SuzieQ on January 23, 2009
at 4:31 pm
@Vicky.. I love the panties go poof.. hummm.. maybe he’s thinking that too 🙂
By: SuzieQ on January 23, 2009
at 4:34 pm
@SuzieQ…I am looking forward to that, lol!
By: Sass on January 23, 2009
at 4:35 pm
WowZA!! seems I missed a lot of juicy “girl talk” today!
By: Mrs. P. on January 23, 2009
at 5:15 pm
@Vikyb, great letter! I’m kinda torn though, because I still have to get Rob his Double-Doubles(it’s one of my “Rob”-solutions you know), but I don’t want to be working against all your “hard work” in the gym(…wait a minute, I think I’ve got something here….the more double-double’s he eats, the more gym time he’ll need right?)
Never Mind…
I think we can help each other here 🙂
By: Mrs. P. on January 23, 2009
at 5:18 pm
@suzieQ & Sass,
ordering from VS right now because hot pics of Rob have totally decimated my lingerie drawer. I see I’m in good company.
By: Mrs. P. on January 23, 2009
at 5:20 pm
@Mrs. P with that devious mind, I am glad you’re on our team!
By: vickybonnett on January 23, 2009
at 5:39 pm
My bad…I guess I should just leave well enough alone:
http://movies.msn.com/galleryfeature/fit-club/?photoidx=31
Yum-E! I long for the days of that Sex Hair!!!
By: vickybonnett on January 23, 2009
at 5:51 pm
*Poof* Awww. man!
there goes another pair! I liked those!!
Damn you Vickyb…Damn You!!
By: Mrs. P. on January 23, 2009
at 6:51 pm
@vickyb – Thanks for the yummy pic!! That just made my night.
By: Amber on January 23, 2009
at 7:53 pm
@Mrs. P…cancel that VS order…I read today an interview on Pattinson Online that Rob prefers cheap and unmatched lingerie, lol.
By: Sass on January 23, 2009
at 7:55 pm
That is a yummy pic indeed, that photo shoot is a favorite of mine!
Looks like one of those leg shaking glares:
http://www.robert-pattinson.co.uk/photos/Photoshoots/2008/Matt-Sayles/Matt_Sayles_004.jpg.php
*POOF*
*THUD*
*DEAD*
By: Sass on January 23, 2009
at 8:00 pm
to all the girls who posted pics: i had an awful night and now checking these comments and seeing the pics is making me super super super happy!!!! THANKS! xo
By: unintendedchoice on January 24, 2009
at 1:49 am
That Team Jacob photo…I don’t know, I don’t like to criticize what other people find attractive because it’s all a matter of personal taste, but…the whole petite with muscles look just doesn’t work for me.
6 packs are overrated, anyway. Who needs a 6 pack when you’ve got a happy trail?
By: marimo on January 23, 2009
at 8:24 pm
@marimo LOVE IT… happy trails are amazing :):)
By: unintendedchoice on January 24, 2009
at 1:48 am
@ sass,
I read that too, that’s why I’m going all cotton, and I’ll just reach in the drawer, and put on whatever I pull out when I need a pair, that way I won’t match…Hope that works!!
By: Mrs. P. on January 23, 2009
at 8:32 pm
@marimo…gotta love the happy trail!
@Mrs. P…don’t forget to poke a few holes in it, make it look well worn..can’t hurt!
Okay, the thought of making out with Rob in my tattered and unmatched cotton delicates is making me *poof* all over again.
By: Sass on January 23, 2009
at 8:51 pm
Rob is perfect just the way he is 🙂
http://robert-pattinson.co.uk/photos/Magazine-Scans/2008/empire-magazine-december-2008/13.jpg.php
*swoon*
By: Rhonika on January 23, 2009
at 9:02 pm
I also love this pic sans Sour Puss.
http://robert-pattinson.co.uk/photos/Magazine-Scans/2008/empire-magazine-december-2008/14.jpg.php
By: Rhonika on January 23, 2009
at 9:03 pm
@Rhonika
Amen to that sister…Speak the truth…speak it!!
By: Mrs. P. on January 23, 2009
at 9:11 pm
@sass that is my phone screen saver
I don’t answer very many phone calls b/c I can’t get past the pic 😉
By: vickybonnett on January 23, 2009
at 9:33 pm
We all keep contemplating underwear choice…I think I’m just going to go with none. I haven’t met a man yet that didn’t like that!
By: Amber on January 23, 2009
at 10:04 pm
@Amber….hilarious, and true!
@marimo Happy Trails make me Happy!
By: vickybonnett on January 23, 2009
at 10:15 pm
@Rhonika – I love this one from that album!
http://robert-pattinson.co.uk/photos/Magazine-Scans/2008/empire-magazine-december-2008/empire5.png.php
Looks like he’s thinking naughty thoughts. Maybe it just the way he plays with his hands…you can just imagine the other things he’d like to play with. 😉
By: Amber on January 23, 2009
at 10:39 pm
Grrrr… he looks so good in this photo shoot, I mean all photo shoots!
By: vickybonnett on January 23, 2009
at 11:13 pm
@Vicky.. holy hell.. nice pic. He looks like he’s thinking about shaking your legs too. whew!
By: SuzieQ on January 24, 2009
at 2:10 am
Whoa Team Jacob, look at you with your shirt off! Can’t wait to see you on the big screen in New Moon.
By: Ginger Swan on January 24, 2009
at 2:10 am
@Ginger Swan (cute name, by the way!) did you see this post over at letters to twilight with how taylor looks now? i’d rather see THAT with his shirt off- in this pic here he just looks way too young! I STILL ❤ you ROB!
By: unintendedchoice on January 24, 2009
at 11:26 am
Awesome letter Vickyb!
Anyone seriously considering swapping to the dark side need only compare the following:
Rob’s Day
Up at crack of noon
Diet coke and bagel
Write music / smoke
Listen to music / smoke
Watch movie whilst smoking
Read book / smoke
Measure hair to report to studio
Brush teeth*
Go to pub
Bed*
*optional
VS
Taylor’s Day
Up at 6am
Protein breakfast
Run / interval training
Second breakfast
Shower / measure chest to report to studio
Workout with trainer
Tanning session
Nap
Afternoon workout with trainer
Massage
Play with PSP whilst whitening teeth
Carb loading meal
Attend opening of envelope
Bed by 9pm
By: the captain on January 24, 2009
at 8:48 am
@the captain haahahahhahahaa totally!! that’s soo true!
Taylor’s meal
– 3 eggs
– 2 cups of soy milk
– 5 steroid pills
– 3 servings of pasta
– Rocky Balboa’s Special Milkshake Limited Edition
– Fruit salad with extra banana.
Rob’s meal
– 5 cheeseburgers
– 2 cokes
– 6 pack
By: NatalieCastle on January 24, 2009
at 9:10 am
spot on natalie! but you forgot the smokes… 😉
By: the captain on January 24, 2009
at 9:14 am