Dear Rob,
I usually do not like tattle tales, but I feel like I should tell you that I saw Taylor Lautner on Access Hollywood, and he told them that, and I quote:
“Jacob is in, and Edward is out!”
Then he showed them his arms- huge arms- and his six-pack, which is totally ripped.
I’m not saying you should be upset, but I don’t think you should take this lying down (unless, of course, it’s with a mesh tank top and a cigarette hanging out of your mouth- YUM)
You should totally stop eating cheeseburgers and start getting ripped because we all know you take off your shirt in Eclipse all the time!!! Plus, Jacob/Taylor is, what, 12 years old? And you really shouldn’t let him punk you like that (plus I TOTALLY want to see you without your shirt on!)
P.S. If you need someone to spot you while you do squat thrusts, I am completely available. Seriously, I cleared my schedule…
P.P.S. I also just wanted to add that every other dude in Twilight is sporting a six-pack, even Dr. Carlisle Cullen. And even though I couldn’t find a picture, I am pretty sure that I saw a little six-pack action on Jasper during the baseball scene. Just an FYI!!
Love me, Vickyb
This open shirt action just isn't enough for me
(We received this letter from Vickyb before that lustful picture of Taylor was released yesterday. So Rob, honey, I’m not saying we’re switching over to Team Jacob/Team Taylor or anything (hell no- we’re way more committed to you than that!) but it should inspire you to work a little bit harder. the MoonisDown and I agree that we don’t need you all muscley, but we’re not crazy about a flabby belly either. NOT SAYING you have one.. just lookin’ out for your future! xo)
Letters to Rob 
i so agree! i love rob just the way he is. he’s far too sexy for my peace of mind as it is.
and in support of my point, here’s rob in twilight’s prom scene. he totally rocked that suit. which is why i watch this clip sometimes, ok, er, frequently…really really frequently. fine, fine, i watch it every night! 🙂
By: samantha on January 24, 2009
at 9:24 am
@samantha LOVE LOVE him in that suit! *swoon*
By: unintendedchoice on January 24, 2009
at 11:23 am
Oh you’re right. How could I forget that?
Rob’s extras
– 1 or maybe 7 cigarettes
Taylor’s extras
– Slim Girl 50% less calories Diet Jello
By: NatalieCastle on January 24, 2009
at 9:28 am
Don’t forget the Cinnamon Toast Crunch for brekkies!
*giggles*
By: Sass on January 24, 2009
at 9:39 am
@samantha I watch the kissing scene almost everyday.. his jawbone.. neck.. sideburns.. is it hot in here?
“Don’t move”
(sorry I’m lame at the computer thing, I can’t make it a link)
By: SuzieQ on January 24, 2009
at 11:41 am
What kool-aid are you all drinking? He’s… a… DOG!
By: Spank Ransom on January 24, 2009
at 12:19 pm
[…] our lack of work getting done. Anyway, this conversation was going on in the comments section our most recent letter to Rob about his (possible) need to bulk up if he wants to compete with Taylor, and we just had to share […]
By: Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner « Letters to Rob on January 24, 2009
at 12:47 pm
Why are all of u gals so hilarious?? I wasn’t hip to Twilight until VickyB was all up in my face about it and RPatz this and Rpatz that and on and on and on. Well she took me to see the movie at the Midnight showing and it was clear in the first scene with him, yumma!! When we got home I immediately started on the second book and couldn’t get my hands on the rest fast enough………Anywho- I fell on the floor L’ing OL when I read the “kstew” Blog and all the working the bitchface action. WHY do Jacob and Edward like her?? LUV her?? I hate Bella- ick!! And Kstew- ungrateful much?? Maybe she should just stick to Zathura pt. 2 and see how much weed she can afford after that!!
By: alleykatt119 on January 24, 2009
at 10:46 pm
@alleykatt119 welcome! i’m so glad we have another friend of vickyb’s to join us! we ❤ her!
By: unintendedchoice on January 25, 2009
at 1:00 am
@UC Awww. I blush…and not b/c i’m looking at pervy pics of rpattz this time!
@Alleykatt: I told you…
By: vickybonnett on January 25, 2009
at 1:36 am
This has to be the best blog ever. I am in love. And I am totally linking to you.
By: Lauren on January 25, 2009
at 7:14 pm
@Lauren yay! welcome. join the fun :):)
By: unintendedchoice on January 25, 2009
at 9:48 pm
So I feel guilty for actually enjoying those pics of Taylor but that enjoyment is nowhere near the feelings of panty poofing and leg shaking that Rob’s pics give me…
I just wanted to share my favs. Since im horrible at this whole computer thing Ill just give the links…
So that’s my fav because he actually looks like a vamp without being too done up…
This needs to explanation…
ahh… the scruff, the eyes, the lips… i just wanna bite em! and other naughty things.
I Love that man!
By: JustGotWicked on January 27, 2009
at 9:16 am
@JustGotWicked…Love, love, LOVE that first one!!
By: Sass on January 27, 2009
at 3:51 pm
@Wicked…Love the first one, and the second one and the third one….
🙂
By: vickybonnett on January 27, 2009
at 5:55 pm
@wicked,
that first pic is photoshopped. It is Rob’s head on Justin Timberlake’s body…but it is done really well…I know…boo
By: Mrs. P. on January 27, 2009
at 9:06 pm
Holy crap, this is sad! I have to find out a year and a half later that it’s a fake? I haven’t seen that pic since forever but I had always thought it was real. Boooo!
By: roslynselene on September 14, 2010
at 3:19 am
@ Mrs.P- that makes a lot of sense actually. I couldn’t exactly picture Rob posing like that. Regardless, his face is still amazing… and he makes my panties go *poof* every time.
By: JustGotWicked on January 29, 2009
at 8:59 am
rob we love u and all that, but shape up man!
@JustGotWicked awwww ❤ those pics
By: TeamPattinson on February 16, 2009
at 5:47 pm
i have no issues with rob’s body.
i can’t talk about taylor’s bod, unless he comes to texas.
what i have to say is legal here.
By: Clarissa on June 23, 2009
at 1:15 am
Taytor Tot Bhahaha! Even though he’s ‘legal’ now, he still looks like a 14 y/o
By: roslynselene on September 14, 2010
at 3:12 am