Posted by: themoonisdown | December 9, 2009

How about some good ol Anniversary Rob Porn?

Dear Rob,

It’s pretty common knowledge that we like to objectify you and paste innocuous messages over your pictures in attempts to be funny. Yea, that was a lot of big words to say we like making porn for women which you know is basically pictures of you with stuff guys would never say written over it. Since it’s our anniversary this week and you can’t deny us, we’re making some special Rob Porn for all to enjoy and share in the fun!

follow the cut for more porn-y good times!

As always click to enlarge these suckers for massive LOL’s!

Stay tuned because later today we’ll be featuring a letter from one of our very first readers!

It really isn’t that big!
Themoonisdown

Images courtesy of Robsessed (where else?!) and my harddrive! Thanks harddrive!

Got some anniversary themed Rob porn you want to share? Share away in the comments!

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Responses

  1. SWOON.

    • the kitchen pic….. the kitchen pic…RobPORN pure!
      The view….DIED!
      “Remember me” will be my end, my finish, my death…lol..(don’t know the right translation,…dicct. is actually blurred….)

      • I could have written this. I was just thinking the “made dinner” pic sent me over the edge. Saw NM for the 3rd time last night and the Remember Trailer still is my favorite part. Also, when he picks her up and carries her to the bedroom. Died.

        • Right there with you, TLG. Saw NM for 3rd time last night with my DH (he didn’t get it, what’s wrong with him?), and yes Remember Me was fav. part of the evening. I’m gonna need a private screening of that film.

      • i COMPLETELY agree. I’ve mentioned this before, but my eyes LITERALLY start watering when I look at rob porn. I’m not crying, I dont understand it, but they start watering! It’s so weird, it’s like my body just cant physiologically handle his beauty. And Im with you about remember me killing me. Do you think he’ll do more talk shows to promote the movie? I also cant wait for him to do another movie where he actually gets to speak in his brittish tongue…now THAT will most definately finish me off.

        • You said British tongue. Purrrrrr.

          • I know. I almost commented on that myself as I was writing it, but I’m always making pretty blatent sexual remarks about Rob. I dont want you ladies to think I dont appreciate “his mind” and who his is as a giver of sexual fantasies, I mean….. person.

      • Swoon! I love the kitchen picture! He’s smirking like he’s up to something!:-) And it’s not an innocent thing, something naughty!

        I can’t wait to see Remember Me!

        • I’m so curious about how Remember Me will do at the box office in comparison to Twi/NM.

          • Me too. I’m sure it will do great! Rob can carry that film! πŸ™‚

          • Me too! I really hope people get to see the real ROb, not the lipstick coated Edward….

  2. Hi guys! I haven’t been able to comment in forever! Curse my need to pay bills and hit up the casino (don’t worry, I know when to stop before I start!). I missed your anniversary. I’m saddened by this. So, happy day 366 of wicked awesome blogging!

    I so love RobPorn. It’s like the greatest kind ever. Even better than naked porn. Unless Rob were to be naked. Then THAT would be the greatest porn ever. Steph and Nick, can’t you hook up a Playgirl centerfold or something?

    Oh, and I’m pretty sure Rob really would rather hang out with “the girlfriends” than watch the game. We’ll have to work on this, as I would be watching the game with my girlfriends!

    • I thought the exact same thing when I saw that caption of Rob with the girls. That’s not Rob porn. He’d actually say that!

      • “I never understood what’s the plan is..I mean…hanging out with guys…”
        Is that normal that I know Robwords by heart, but not have yet memorized my cellphone number???
        lol

      • Who ARE those girls? Is this an old pic of him with Nina, his old girlfriend? And can I say how truly Adorkable he looks with his arms crossed over his chest? What in the world was the catalyst for this pic? He looks like he might have been on his way to being totes lit!

        • I don’t know the blonde girl but the dark-haired one looks like Sage who’s also friends w/ Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart.

          • wow…you know that honey?
            Is that normal???lol

    • Yep, Rob’s totally a girly man.

  3. yummai!

  4. i’d rather skip dinner altogether… πŸ˜€

  5. I’ve been waiting for someone to caption that last picture as “it’s this big.”. I thought that as soon as I took it. Yes I’m proud of the premiere pics I took!

    • WOW! It’s yours? Great pic, I love it…
      his face looks soooo convinced…:-)

    • I remember how he held your hand and he scratched your ring finger right? You’re so LUCKY!!!! Did it heal already? Squeee!

      • southernbelle, your memory is amazing.

      • Southernbelle,
        your mind = steel trap

        Impressive memory!

      • Southernbelle~
        your mind = steel trap

        …impressive memory.

        • Sorry about the repeats. Had some posting troubles here at work.

      • Today…SB knows ALL!:-)

        • OMG u girls are so funny! Yes I remember! I have selective memory!

    • My dearest robzilla-is this true? The comments that are mentioned below, that you have seen Rob in the flesh? That he touched your hand? I am high five-ing you right now. Well, I’m high five-ing the computer screen. Can you describe this encounter? In detail? Are his hands as glorious as they appear? And bravo for you not latching onto him like a spider monkey when you had skin-to-skin contact with the boy.

  6. Um, thank you.
    This is a delicious treat before bedtime! haha

    xox

  7. OMG the picture of him in the heart glasses… HAHAHAHAAHA!!!

  8. Hahahah! I love Rob Porn in the morning. Or any other minute of the day, really.

    The Bed, Bath & Beyond one I saw on Twitter last night was perfect though.

  9. Who are the other guys in the Renewing Vows group photo? Cause the dude on the front row furthest to the left is kinda hot. IJS

    And Robporn I think is one of the reasons I started reading in the first place!!

    • Oh! And in that same picture? Who doesn’t love that Santa AND Nick are in it! It’s like Rob is at the North Pole…what? Nick is like a little elf.

      • Two Santas! I totally thought the guy kneeling on the far right was Buttcrack Santa.

        • He’s ALIIVVVEEEEEE!!!!!

        • hahaha, it DOES look like Buttcrack!

      • LOL. I think “Santa” is Bruce Weber. Our Robporn peddler.

        • Doesn’t he shoot for Playboy? All their Playmates? (I think I learned that on Girls Next Door…who knew The Hef could teach me something?)

    • I think it’s funny that in that VF photo it looks to me like Rob has a “dude, Santa stinks” look on his face.

      Ring ring.
      hello?
      Hi pot, this is kettle, you’re black!

  10. Hahaha…

    Guess what ?
    You made dinner?
    For me?

    Gooood. baby..I’m sooooo hungry for ….
    the DESSERT…

    guess what?????
    …..YOU!!!!
    ❀

    • Suggestively….so what’s for dessert?

      Rob answers: anything you want.

      • ANYTHING I want ????
        …honeysis..you send me to heaven πŸ™‚ ❀

        • Of course, I would do anything for you, you’re my sis-in-Rob! I’d love for Rob to mouth those words to you!

          • SAINT!:-)

    • Guess what?
      Im only gonna be able to eat, if you premasticate the food and feed me by your mouth…

      • I see you…lol!!!!

      • robbee666 and
        miniut passe’
        plz come out the closet! I miss you!!!

  11. “Guess what! I made dinner!”

    *SWOON*

    I’ll day dream about that visual when coming home from work today.

    • I’m glad I’m not the only one that does that – I constantly daydream about Rob, in a leather jacked and Ray Bans, leaning on a pub bar, supping a pint and watching mine for me until I come back….. *sigh*

      • *re-sigh*

        And: that’s normal!

        I might be bringing home take-out today, just in case the dream becomes a reality. I actually don’t want to eat anything prepared by Rob.

  12. you are so right! one year later and you STILL make laugh like first time!!

    bwwwwwwwwwwuuuhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa

    “its this big” jajajajajajajajaja oh God *making a mental image* *sigh*

  13. You guys make the BEST robporn. I still have to smother my giggles like the first time I started reading your blog.

  14. The folk hero guitar and 70′ retro hair style is cool. Not Beatles but a bad(not good) folk singer. Yet guess what I made for dinner scares me. Maybe call 911. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Maybe you should include some Ashporn for bobbygee the next time, especially since he was being so nice yesterday.

      • I think the ladies would appreciate some AshPorn as well.

        • True. I was trying to be subtle and blame bobbygee.

          • Hmm… Being subtle. Perhaps I should try it sometime… But not this time. AshPorn, please!!

  15. Rob has mastered the SEX-EYES…
    even WITH sunglasses!

    • It’s called eye-f@cking…..I think! πŸ™‚

      • …and it’s soooo working!

        there is NO pic from whatever angle where he DOESN’T do it!
        So I never HAD a chance …not to fall into LOVE!

        • Your avatar is a classic example of the eye-effing! All I can see is his eyes! Enough to make me melt like butter though!

          • Eyes and lips and stubble and jaw and neck and collar bones and…….FAINT! Help meeeee….

          • Robgirl, what about finger in mouth?

          • I’m resurrected..lol
            Kmountainlion..I hope it’s not your finger in my mouth, I mean from what I can see you are a lovely girl, but you know…ahemmm…I’m in love with….ahemmmm …sombody else!
            So sorry πŸ™‚

        • Truth. Every angle of every pic I’ve seen of him can be construed as a good eye f*ck. I would die to get that eyegasm in person. I need to send you girls the link to @tkayyy ‘s video Rob Anywhere. It’s amazeballs. I watched it this morning in fact. Southernbelle, kmountainlion sent me your email addy last night. I’ll email you girls after work today. I should have taken the snow day everyone else seemed today. Alone in my office. Took the opportunity to put some Robporn on my bulletin board in my office. *snicker*

          • Singlestrand, can’t wait to see video…

          • Me too plz, mail it to SB, she has the “short wire” to me…lol

          • Will do ladies!

          • Video? There’s a video! Squeeee! Robporn? Good stuff?

            Robgirl and KML I just got back fr lala-land.

          • Singlestrand,

            I know you’ll be unpacking boxes soon, so I wanted to give you a visual that might help. When you carefull remove the tape from each box, pretend it’s Rob’s zipper (or is it a button fly) and I’m sure this will be the best move of your life.

            Thinking of you,
            me

          • OMG the boxtape/Rob’s zipper visual was amazeballs! Thank you for making me laugh out loud. And then wipe the drool off my face at the image. Hmm. This move could become a very very good thing… πŸ™‚

          • KML you made me spit out my coconut ice cream!!!! I’m gonna get you for that! πŸ™‚

            Single Strand….you might need a shower now, you know after that zipper ripping!

    • BWHAHAHAHA!!!! It just shows you how truly talented he is.

      • Devilish!!! Every view is a shot to my inner inner!
        He damn knows THAT!
        Bad guy (oh my…. that makes him even hotter…)

        • “Every view is a shot to my inner inner!”

          LOVES IT!!!

        • Robgirl, I love you. I’m adding “inner inner” to my vocab. You are adding so much to our already rich language.

          Confession: I gave you the thumbs down about the finger comment, just to irk you:)

          Don’t kill me…

  16. How have I gone this long without seeing the “hang out with your girlfriends” pic or the heart sunglasses????? Those are effing HILARIOUS!

    “One year later its still like our first time.” <— This sentence and that picture will be going through my head the entire day.

    LTR: Where Looking at Porn is a Normal Anniversary Activity

    • I don’t even have to comment because I was going to say this exact same stuff. So Zees did my job for me today… want to do my real job too??

    • I actually can’t think about that sentance too much as it’s likely to drive me completely crazy with Rob-desire.

  17. Love, love, love the last pic “it’s this big”. We know, right! I love me a bit of Stubble Rob xx

    Moon & UC – Happy New Year for year 2 of your stupendous blog xxx

  18. The first one with the plaid and pepperoni, I literally snorted (out loud…what other way is there?) and had to pretend that I was clearing my throat so my students don’t think I’m more of a whackadoo than they already do. And the last one, all I have to say is *thud*. Words fail because it gives me the vapors. How I want to play “hide the Hot Pocket” with that boy…..

    • Γ„hemmm…you are looking Robporn in front of students???
      If yes…you’re sooo..frickin cool! RESPECT!lol

      • HAHAHA!! I tilt my laptop screen so they can’t see it! πŸ™‚ I only look at the Robporn while they are working on morning work. AKA-my alone time. πŸ˜‰ Robporn works better than coffee in the morning!!

        • ….only….!!! LMAO!
          That’s a likely story!…lol
          You ARE cool!
          ❀

          • You’re right *blushes* My friend bought me the New Moon water bottle that has Robwards big ole face on it, and it’s sitting on my desk at work. He makes me smile. πŸ™‚ My kids can deal. They have no choice. πŸ˜‰

          • Sharpie you are cute!

          • Thnx southernbelle! πŸ™‚ It’s either cute or silly….I can’t decide!

  19. The first one made me laugh. Juxtaposed with the sultry look, “plaid and smells like pepperoni” made me giggle. God, he’s beautiful.

    I have a question – a little off-topic. Saw NM again last night. The song that plays when Bella brings the bikes to Jacob and the song playing when Bella and Edward are driving in the Volvo at the end – are these two songs not on the soundtrack? Anyone know?

    Thanks for the Robporn.

    • The one at the end when Edward turns the corner in the Volvo and Jacob (and his abs) are in the road is ‘No Sound But The Wind’ by the Editors – that one is on the soundtrack right at the end before ‘The Meadow.’ I love, love, LOVE it.

      The other one I had wondered about myself – but I thought it sounded a bit like it could be the Magic Numbers? I’m sure it’s not on the soundtrack though…

      • OK, now I feel like an IDIOT. I bought the soundtrack on itunes and for some stupid reason I’ve never listened to anything past the Violet Hour. That song when they get the bikes out is on the soundtrack. I just checked – it’s a ‘bonus track’ Thanks, Shleeeigh!

    • PS: the one you are talking about with the bikes, is that the same one that Bella turns off the radio and Jacob says it’s a good song? That’s the one I’m on about…

    • All I Believe In – When Bella first brings the motorcycles to Jacob’s…it’s playing on the radio and she turns if off
      No Sound but the Wind – It’s playing in the car when Edward and Bella are driving back from the Cullen house after the vote at the end of the movie…right before Jacob shows up in the middle of the street.
      I thought I knew the answers, but I googled to check! I’ve seen NM loads (7x) but have a shiteous memory.

      • OH MY GOD – ‘All I Believe In’ IS by the Magic Numbers!

  20. Thanks – needed a day of some new Robporn. I love the sunglasses one. And the dinner one and the “it’s this big” one and – Oh hell – I love them all!

    Here’s to another year of LTT and LTR! Yay!

  21. OH…..MY…..GOD! I almost shot coffee out my nose laughing so hard. Then I started to choke on it when I got to “Guess what? I made dinner.” *Swoon* You can make me dinner anytime… And then “It’s THIS big”…well, I kinda went to my happy place at this point. πŸ™‚

    Thanks for another day of laughs!

  22. Mama mia! I love robporn!

    The first picture is my absolute fave right now. Now that would be something I’d like to wake up to every morning. Him looking like that, on a bed…hmm, that’s one of my fantasies! Sigh. Gorgeous.

    And the cooking Rob…something about him doing something domestic just really, really, really turns me on! Ooolala! I think I’d forget dinner and have sexy times instead!

    Any picture of him w/ stubble is a win w/ me as far as I’m concerned! I’ve been dreaming of running my fingers through that stubble for months now! πŸ™‚

    • “running my fingers through that stubble” – I nearly moaned out loud, had to bite my finger to stop myself. Please tell me I’m not the only one who does that!

      • You’re not the only one! You’re totally fine :-). If it makes you feel better I was biting my knuckles during the kissing scene(after her b’day party) in New Moon! I had to stifle a moan too!

        • Makes me feel normal! Thanks SB.
          The drooling is OK too – yes? πŸ™‚

          • Hahah yes drooling is acceptable, be sure to have a bucket next time….or lots of towels!

    • So true, the first pic is able to cause serious heart attacks, white tee/white sheets…HIS DIRTY INNOCENCE HIGHNESS is calling….sigh

  23. It’s this big – love it.

  24. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LTR

    There’s nothing like good old Rob Porn.
    The 1st pic is jizztastic.

  25. Robporn in the morning. It is such a nice way to start your day! Thanks ladies.

    ps. couldn’t drag my ass out of bed this am, so I will try to be the first commenter tomorrow. Rob was really tired and I did not want to wake him πŸ˜‰

  26. The ‘renewing the vows’ and the ‘beer song’ ones made tears roll down my eyes. You ladies are brilliant…and hilarious!!!

  27. Brilliant, just brilliant. That pic of the heart sunglasses is my Cullen Smile of the day. ❀

  28. NICE. always a treat!

    PS I would love an anniversary song about Beer!

  29. THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VERY MUCH!!!
    These pics (and the “I’m SINGLE” quote from Rob in the latest interview with the Italian Vanity Vair ;)) just made my day!

    The kitchen pic: PRICELESS! I’d probably turn half-anorexic with him… seriously, who cares about food, if you have THAT waiting for you in the kitchen? YUMMY!

    P.S.: I’d love to listen to the “Beer-Song”. *blush*

    • LMAO! i thought you would say…who cares about “nice curtains” if you have THAT waiting for you in the ktichen…

    • That kitchen is falling apart and so dirty! Hahah. But it has a redeeming quality…ROB and he is more than enough!

      Sorry if it posts twice, I’m having trouble w/ the internet today! Extremely high winds here in Lville.

  30. The third pic down, airconditioner….yeah.

    We got us some fanfic Edward up in herah!!!!

    MEOW! HISS!

  31. These made me smile. hehe.

  32. I love porn. That’s all

    • why the eff does my pic show up here but not on LTT? huh?! why? i blame you.

  33. i am all smiley inside from these pics.

  34. Okay. Amazing. The one year one. That may or may not get printed out and laminated. HOW does he do this to us? HOW?! There is no other explanation, he is the devil and Jesus combined.

  35. Only came for the Robporn, but stayed for the snark.

    Thanks, I needed that!

  36. I imagine him drunk while talking about his song….*sigh* So romantic….

    And about being “THAT” big, I don’t think so, but I’ll want it even if it’s barely a pocket peen lol

  37. Aaah, cat (aka “sigh”).
    The dinner one is ….no words.
    Nothin’ sexier than a man that can cook (or is at least willing to try….even if he does use the dusty nasty lamp shade to cover it)

  38. Hahahahahaha The heart shades pic will NEVER get old. It’s a Rob classic.

  39. Can’t get enough of the heart-shaped glasses and the expression on his face. But if you guys are picking out his clothes, let’s encourage him to wash/steal/borrow a v-neck tee next time, k?

    • All hairl the (black) v-neck he stole from Twi set!

      • I can’t spell or think today. All hail the vneck. Gah!

  40. Oh, He’s just so Precious. *beams*

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  42. D*amn (that was for Robgirl) work people keep interfering with my precious Rob-lust time.

    • Hahaha..that is sooo boring, interfering IMPORTANT stuff like looking/swooning/serching at/for Rob! Precious Rob-lust-time…I learned a new word today!

    • Hahah, sorry to hear that KML!

  43. I definitely like the pics with the scruff better. He looks too baby-faced when he’s all clean shaven like the pics from the Japan photo shoot. And Lord knows, he’s already young enough. Thank you for today’s lovely eye candy!!

    • Well said, in the Japan pics he looks like 17…and he’s NOT, so with the scruff I can handle it….better…lol

    • I agree….the scruff/stubble adds a lot of sex appeal to his gorgeous face.

      Gosh is it just me or did it just get hot in here?

  44. I *love* when you guys deal the Robporn. That “first time” pic may find a new home on my fridge.

  45. Rob can sing me the i love beer song anytime, anywhere!

  46. I love your blog. It cracks me up and always makes my day!

  47. Speaking of hot Rob porn, we went to the first Australian cinema screening of Little Ashes last night (thank you to the fantastic ladies at Robert Pattison Australia for organising it).

    OMG OMG OMG!!
    Have seen it on DVD, but up there on the big screen he was awe-inspiring.

    Is it really bad to be massively turned on by him kissing a man?
    If so, I’m going to hell.
    Bring on Remember Me, angry hallway s*x

  48. I love me some good Rob porn!

  49. The last one had me laughing really hard (that’s what she said). And also the Remember Me kitchen pic…I AM DIED!
    Thanks for the robporn!

  50. How had I not seen the heart-shaped sunglasses pic before?
    These had me laughing, especially the last pic. Thanks ladies.


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