Dear Rob and Tom Sturridge-
Recently some amazing pictures surfaced of you two strolling through the streets of New York on what could only be called: a man-date… The look in your sunglassed eyes as you gazed longingly at each other, the matching “we have no clue about fashion or colors palettes” outfits, and the obvious 4 day stink you undoubtedly shared could only mean ONE thing: You’re in love! And even though you can’t make it legal while you’re both in NY maybe you can take a long weekend and head up to Vermont to cement your love! Now that you’ve come out as Robstu (that Robsten thing was just a cover! Whew!) someday maybe you’ll decide to have a little one that has all your best features combined! And I couldn’t help but wonder what exactly a Robstu love child would look like… so in honor of my recent trip to see my true boyfriend, a one Mr. Conan Christopher O’Brien, I bring you…
If they mated! The Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge edition
Now if you’re not familiar with If They Mated from Conan’s late night chat show all you need to know is he takes two celebrities rumored to be together and throws them in the If They Mated machine (aka photoshop) and out comes what their child would look like. Trust me it’s great fun!
IT’S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh fellas, this is a big day for you all, did you know you would create such an uhhh… interesting kid together?! They should really get on top of this DNA thing so we can see this become a reality!
Looking forward to more of your man dates!
PS Who should be next in the if they mated machine?