Dreams about Rob- we love having them & sharing them. And I’ve decided to add a new feature to LTR “Dreams about Rob!” Read on!
Last night was the first time I’ve ever dreamed of Rob and I’m surprised it finally happened. As obsessed – err – dedicated to the man as I am, I thought it would’ve happened sooner. No one likes to hear about dreams unless of course I’m writing to a website dedicated to Robert Pattinson and my dream involves him. I remember when UC had her dream about Rob and for some reason, I got jealous. I thought, “I’ll never be the girl that dreams about Rob. Do I not love him as much as I think I do?” Then it happened- Robert was in my dream last night. I was at some kind of social gathering…almost like a church get-together or perhaps a laid-back wedding reception. I walked into the room to find my mother. I saw where she was sitting and then saw who she was sitting behind. Yep. My mother was sitting behind Rob. When I first saw him, he was in costume as Edward. Pasty and too much make-up with perfect hair. SO disappointing (kind of). It felt like he was a boy my mother had been trying to set me up with or something. Almost like we had heard about each other for so long but had never met and now it was a bit awkward. My mother introduced us and how she knew him, I had no clue. I did the whole “MOM! You didn’t tell me you knew him!” And she said something like “Didn’t seem important at the time…” He laughed then I laughed and it was just magical.
I assume at some point, my mother gets up because she is no longer in my dream after that (THANK GOD). We talked about the crazy tabloids. At one point we’re making up fake tabloid stories that he’s in. I make up one where he has a monkey attached to his back that has AIDS. He seems surprised by that and thinks it’s adorably hilarious. He makes fun of me for saying something so idiotic and I giggle and pretty much we were falling in love. He also morphed out of Edward-Rob and into normal hobo-Rob at some point – unkempt hair and smelling like Hot Pockets (that’s an exaggeration since I can’t really smell in my dream). Unlike UC, my dream (fortunately) did not involve the elephant in the room.
Up until this point, Rob had gone undetected. Then some little brat walks up to us and starts screaming that it’s Robert Pattinson!! Manager Nick (so happy Manager Nick is in my dream!) comes and tells us that they have to go before the frenzy starts. They ask me if I could create a distraction. Rob hugs me and says it was so nice meeting me and then tells Nick to get my number. At first, I felt like this was a douche-y move, then he promptly turns to me and explains it’s because he does not have his phone or anything to write with. I accept this explanation (like any girl should). I’m not sure where I was, but now I’m thinking it was backstage at a Justin Bieber concert – since all the people seemed to be 8 year-old screaming girls foaming at the mouth. I stand up and block these girls. My dream goes into slow-motion…literally. I’ve got my arms out like I’m guarding something precious (I was) and all I can see are about 50 girls just running (in slow motion) towards me. I quickly look behind me to see if he made it out just in time to see him exiting. He pauses and smiles at me and then right before I’m going to be trampled by screaming 8-year olds, I wake up.
After dreams like this, I would feel like I need to get my “dedication” under control, but then there are websites like Letters to Rob that make me feel okay. Maybe I’m not alone out there and maybe I’m not crazy. It’s perfectly normal to be obsessed with a man I’ve never really met, right?
Bethany That’s TOTALLY Normal. So normal that I went one step further & had your dream interpreted!!! Check it out after the jump!
Mrs. P from TwiBite interpreted MY dream about Rob a few weeks ago, so I asked her to interpret Bethany’s dream today. She’s quite amazing & much more legit than my interpretation would be (“You want to bang Rob. The end”)
Hey Bethany, Mrs. P here…and I’m going to interpret your dream for you!
- To dream that you met Rob at a wedding tells me that the dream is about to teach you something new, some sort of new awakening…maybe something you didn’t realize before.
- You meet him and he looks disappointing, which is a fear we all have. They say “never meet your heroes”, and you played that out in your dream.
- You talk to him about tabloids, and make one up where he has a monkey on his back with AIDS. A “monkey on your back” is a symbol of an affliction, or an addiction…or something that is troubling him. You give the monkey AIDS, so you make the monkey deadly. This says you fear for his life, and that you feel as if he has a problem that could hurt him. He laughs it off, which means YOU THINK he doesn’t realize how much danger he is in.
- Then the screaming girls come in and you try to protect him. He runs off as you hold your arms out protectively and this shows that you have a deep fear of him getting hurt by all his rabid fans. So…I think the “monkey on his back” is his crazy fans that chase him, you think that they could be deadly, and you wish you could protect him from it.
Don’t we all…
P.S.—the “monkey” could also be the “elephant in the room” that you think you didn’t dream about while simultaneously being worried about him getting harmed by fans. You may have just called her a diseased animal…
WHOA!!!! Watch it Bethany! You’re going to have crazies after you because you DREAMED something!!!
What do you think of Bethany’s dream & Mrs. P’s interpretation? Have you had any interesting dreams lately!?