I know you want to reunite Jesse and the Rippers for a special one night only concert where you just happen to join in on a few special songs, but really this is not the way to do it. Showing up at Bob Saget’s birthday party, at John Stamos’ house with your agent in tow, all the while tossing back mai tai’s cause you’re nervous about meeting THE Uncle Jesse is a bit much, dontcha think? I mean, that’d be like me showing up to your house with UC and a flask full of Zima. Or maybe that just sounds like a killer Thursday night… but you get what I’m saying.
So why DID you show up at Bob Saget’s birthday party? Did you LOVE American Funniest Home Videos as much as we did and wanted to show Bob your video of hitting TomStu in the downstairs bonanza with a stick while you guys where in the basement last week when you were um, “younger?”
Or did you want tips on living with men (for example, the BritPack) and saying you’re all in it together “for the children” when in reality it looks more like domestic living partners than 3 straight dudes raising kids in San Francisco?
But whatever it is I really hope you met Kimmy Gibbler nee, Andrea Barber, the sexiest woman to ever grace our televisions during “TGIF.” In fact I insist you send Stephanie Ritz to track down Andrea Barber so you can confess your love for the Gibbler. She is a real woman Rob, she’s a good neighbor, she makes the best “funny faces,” she had a shoe phone, and she stuck by DJ even when she was going out with Steve. And that’s TRUE friendship. You need this woman in your life. STAT. I would wholeheartedly co-sign your relationship. I’d ship it and buy the shirt! Robbler? Kimert?
Lastly, I’ve gotta go with JodieO’s suggestion as to why you were at John Stamos’s house: @JodieO He was just there 2 borrow clothes from the UncleJesseCollection. MTVAwards are coming up!
So THAT explains it, you knew the MTV Movie Awards were coming up so you begged Stephanie Ritz to help you crash a party at John Stamos’ house so you could steal this outfit (to the left), no wonder you wore such baggy clothing. Made it easier to hide the tux, tails, western belt, red turtleneck and red hat.
…but really if you want to reunite Jesse and the Rippers we wouldn’t be opposed. In fact, we’d probably be front row center, especially if you sang on “Michelle is Smiling.” *swoon*
PS whatever girl took this deserves a ninja pic award, but then a punch to the baby maker because she didn’t take more, or get video. Amateur.
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Why do I get the feeling this is the soundtrack to Robsten love sessions by the fireplace? Complete with random babies frolicking around them…
This is for my college pal Michele, this is your song girl!!! We used to sing this ALL the time!
So why in the world was Rob at Uncle Jesse’s house? Was it just another shout out to us here at LTR? Does he know how much we love Uncle Jesse and how UC’s Dad worked in a deli with Bob Saget? He must. There’s no other explanation!