Dear LTR-ers,
This weekends open post is hosted by a couple people because I can’t decide and because it’s my birthday on Sunday and what I say goes, right Rob? Tell the girls. I like what I like and I want it when I want it. And that is definitely a “that’s what she said” sentence for you. I’m going all out after all.
So let’s get to it… for my birthday open post I bring you…
DrunkRob. Omg this picture kills me. This freaking lucky girl got to pose it up with a totally toasted Rob in Vancouver sometime last year. Whoever you are lady we are jealous and hoping you’ve made this your profile picture, your christmas card, your AA member support picture, your graduation announcement, baby announcement, wedding invitation, change of address card, and had it spray painted it onto the hood of your Datsun. THAT’S how much I love it. And besides this is the exact face I will be sporting sometime around 11ish PM Saturday night. Thanks unidentified lucky biznatch and Rob for making my weekend.
Next we have the luckiest girls in Naperville, Illinois
I can’t imagine being a sophomore in Chandler, Arizona loving NSYNC and hoping to see them on some TV show only to open my front door and Justin Timberlake (or JC Chasez, depended on the day) was standing there looking all hot and wanting to come inside my parents house to talk to me about whatever it is you talk to a celeb you’ve never met for 15 minutes and all while wearing an REO Speedwagon shirt. I haven’t even seen the Oprah episode yet but I gotta hand it to you gals for holding it together and ALL of you looking super cute in what is sure to be your Facebook profile picture for eternity or at least until you run into DrunkRob and get your own version of the previous picture.
Don’t let me down girls!
And with that I will bid you farewell and hope you will celebrate with me as I turn Forever 21! (Stop laughing!)
I wanna be forever young… I wanna be forever young…
Themoonisdown
Seriously, what would you do if Rob showed up at your front door? What would you do with him? G rated! Or maybe PG rated…
Letters to Rob 
I love totally toasted Rob!<3
The end!
Have a nice birthday tomorrow Moon!
F(orever)INALLY 21!
🙂
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 8:12 am
happy brithday moon!
i thought we all were frozen 23 but it seems you’re younger than us
By: che on May 8, 2010
at 8:39 am
she is younger than us , but older than Kristen…that’s tricky!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 8:46 am
Nah……we just age with Rob……we’re almost 24!!!
Happy Birthday for tomorrow Moon!!! All love and happyness……..
XOXO
Mel
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 11:25 am
u’re right we just age with ROB and i’m waitin’ to be 24 with him 6 months later after my Bday.it’s nice to share same age with him eventhough he likes (used to) teenagers
By: che on May 8, 2010
at 12:37 pm
Who is a teenager here che??? LOL……
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 1:27 pm
mullephant was a teenager but not anymore @mel
By: che on May 9, 2010
at 7:29 am
I want to be frozen in time as well….:-).
Either that or I want to stay my age til Rob catches up with me.
Wishful thinking, eh. LOL
By: southernbelle on May 8, 2010
at 3:55 pm
Frozen in time? Why didn’t I think of that. Thanks for the brill idea, SB.
xoxox
me
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 4:11 pm
Drunk Rob is my ultimate fantasy! He seems like sooo much fun. I love that he’s wearing an REO Speedwagon tee. Take it on the run Rob!
Happy Birthday Moon, you don’t know me but you and UC always make me laugh and feel better about my being so damn old but still loving all things Rob!
By: wannaeffrob on May 8, 2010
at 10:52 am
I’ll die happy if Rob would sing cover version of Can’t fight this feeling anymore
( acoustic). I love those 80’s ballads
By: niahid on May 8, 2010
at 12:40 pm
*holds up lighter and sings along*
By: JacobEdwardsWife on May 10, 2010
at 11:00 am
Ha! I wake up (2PM) go for a run and what do I see? DrunkRooob! Always a WIN! I don’t want him to come at my place (OMG the embarassement on national TV) unless he knows me and it’s private (hmmm). What I want is DrunkRob in a pub!!!
So Moon for your birthday I wish you DrunkRob!!! and lots of fun!!!
By: minuit passé on May 8, 2010
at 10:54 am
Dear Moon, have an extraordinary birthday!
By: drsaka on May 8, 2010
at 11:22 am
Drsaka………I found an excellent greek Robname……thought very hard of it…..will tell on Monday…….LOL……Cath needs to know…also…… 😀
But………google the muses…….since you have ancient greek education….you may find me around…….hahaha….you will!!!
And the name you gave him yesterday…..(since we are all alone today)…it means something like……”very good f*cker” in modern greek….lol….just saying!!!!!
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 11:29 am
but Mel….that might be a good meaning ….or no?
🙂
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 11:37 am
OK………it is…….a good word for him……am sure he is…a good….!!! You couldn’t resist….could you??? 😀
But the word……omg……………..still laughing!!!!
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 12:01 pm
I’m all ears to hear your name.
By: drsaka on May 8, 2010
at 12:23 pm
Your name isn’t really Melpomene is it? The Muse of Tragedy–tragic because of unrequited Roblove?
Just musing here — could it be Clio or Calliope? Thalia? Do Greeks name their daughters after the Muses?
By: The Old One on May 8, 2010
at 12:41 pm
I really do think Rob is a muse. Why else would we be thinking about, looking at, writing about him if he wasn’t inspirational?
By: drsaka on May 8, 2010
at 1:13 pm
TOO………my name could not be Clio or Calliope……..because then I would be called Clronin………or something……so tragedy it is girls….what can I say….lol….but you could have figured THAT out about me by now….right…..pure TRAGEDY… yeah yeah, because of unrequited Roblove….that’s right…..
drsaka…….Rob is NOT a muse…tststs….honey….there are no male muses around in ancient Greece………they would be a bit……nah….does not work……so Rob is something HIGHER……much higher………..
You knew the double meaning of the name……really???? Yep….you diid 😀
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 1:33 pm
9 female muses- Rob is the first of his kind, a completely new type of muse.
Or you choose the description-
By: drsaka on May 8, 2010
at 1:41 pm
If he’s not a muse, then he must be a god. Yeah, I guess we already knew that.
By: The Old One on May 8, 2010
at 2:07 pm
Of course he’s not a muse. He’s on the level of an ancient Greek God.
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 9, 2010
at 12:46 pm
btw…….you really googled……..the muses??? Ahhhh….love you girls….really…!!!
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 2:17 pm
SERIOUSLY……drsaka………..you died me with your gamerokalos word…..am still laughing girl since yesterday………….thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muuuuaaaaahhhhh…..
And really hope Rob is lurking he will LHFAO………………….
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 11:37 am
I knew the double meaning of the name 😉
By: drsaka on May 8, 2010
at 12:21 pm
Gamerokalos is like music to my ears Mel. But I’m waiting for the Greek Goddess in residence her to come up with her own one!
Can’t wait!
Did you already hear about Gamerokalos’s dog friend?
His name is Kanellos (what does that mean Mel?):
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2010/may/06/greece-protest?picture=362290874
By: Cath on May 8, 2010
at 1:28 pm
Poor Kanellos………poor Greece for that matter….anyway…….it comes from the word kanella=cinamon……it refers obviously to his colour…poor dog…anarchist dog or something………….
Well since you are here Cath…and you know I can’t resist YOU 😀 here comes my version/word for Rob…………
panerotheos………..
pan=all, allmighty, highest
eros=love, sex
theos=god
so……….allmightylovegod……….allmightysexgod…..highestlovegod….highestsexgod…
choose what ever translation you like……..BUT ROB IS A GOD…not just a muse!!!
That’s it………..
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 1:42 pm
I like it! Can he have 2 names???
By: drsaka on May 8, 2010
at 1:59 pm
ok……….two names
gamerokalos-panerotheos=Robert Pattinson
I LIKE IT….drsaka!!!!
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 2:13 pm
Like your name too Mel!
Rob deserves two names. But don’t think that I don’t get why you want Rob to be a God, that way you can play God/Goddess together with him, haha. Well, he can be both, Rob’s unique anyway. Two names and both God ánd muse!!!
🙂
By: Cath on May 8, 2010
at 2:41 pm
Thanks for explaining the name to me Mel. Aw Cinnamon. Poor Greek indeed. Hope everything will get better. Soon!
Love,
Me
By: Cath on May 8, 2010
at 2:42 pm
Ahhhh you just discovered my little secret scenario Cath…lol…Rob god… me goddess………works great……..but lets face it….I’m tragedymuse…it’s in my DNA……..but god and muse……can work….yep…can work 😀
Thanks for carring…..about Greece I mean…….would help if ya all come visit… we need tourists….just sayin…….
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 2:48 pm
I see I should read more comments before posting. I see you already established he’s a god after all.
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 9, 2010
at 1:04 pm
he is extremely sexy in the first pic
By: maaahtwi4ever on May 8, 2010
at 11:35 am
ZOMG! Your birthday is three days before Rob’s. You guys are so meant to be together. Squeee!!!
Happy birthday. hope you have a fabulous time.
By: Robjunkie on May 8, 2010
at 12:10 pm
Come on Moon…G rated? even PG??? who are you kidding…..NO ONE!
If Rob showed up at my house I would ask him in of corse….then….we’d have to leave so that my hubby doesn’t catch wind….we’d most likey go to some bar/pub (I’d take him to an Irish pub that’s totes fun here and low key) and wait for drunkRob to “visit” me too….I’d order him a roofiecolada (thanks Family Guy lol) and then I’d let things get past R rated….just kidding Rob
Dear Rob,
Come on over, we won’t watch G rated Oprah, but we will see a different kind of big O….maybe even multiple.
Love,
me
x.
p.s. drunkrob is always welcome…mi casa es su casa!
By: misty on May 8, 2010
at 12:11 pm
Happy Birthday Moon!!!!
I turned
30something2921 (again) last week.Enjoy being DrunkMoon. (hey, isn’t that a beer?)
By: snowwhitedrifted on May 8, 2010
at 12:17 pm
Happy belated BDay, SWD!!!
By: Keisha on May 8, 2010
at 6:36 pm
Happy Birthday Moon!
It’s weird that you, Gozde, Rob were all born on May 😀
Me iz September baby.
By: niahid on May 8, 2010
at 12:36 pm
Happy Birthday, Moon. If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll at least get to see DrunkRon for your birthday present! He’s in LA now, probably wanting to go out and do a little drinking in the evening. Who do you know who can tell you where he might be, and why not celebrate your birthday evening there? You deserve at least a photo next to him for all you do every day for us here! How awesome would that be!
By: The Old One on May 8, 2010
at 12:36 pm
I’m with TOO. Moon, do stalk him and get your own DrunkRon shot 😉
By: niahid on May 8, 2010
at 12:47 pm
Something missing in this post, a subtely squeezed in information about where Moon is going out. You never know the coincidences and encounters that can happen.
Rob I dare you to go out there and stalk Moon!
By: minuit passé on May 8, 2010
at 1:30 pm
Drunk Rob, oh how I missed thee!
If I ever got to meet DrunkRob, I would so take advantage of him.
Happy bursday, Moon!
By: moaninmymouth on May 8, 2010
at 12:52 pm
Have a very happy b’day tomorrow Moon!!!
By: Cath on May 8, 2010
at 1:29 pm
Maybe its just me, but “Drunk Rob” … is suddenly not “the best Rob” anymore… .. he’s beginning to look…. pathetic.
In a few years when he hits his 30’s I can see him with a beer belly wearing a stained white T-shirt and lookin’ like a drunk Homer Simpson…
(oops) .
ok bring on the thumbs down and the hate.
By: Hermes on May 8, 2010
at 2:10 pm
Hermes…..my greeknamedfriend……you’re a god……you know that….BUT…tell me you are kidding….right!!!!
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 2:15 pm
Oh well, it really depends. Some of my friends are pretty heavy drinkers, but they dont have any problems with it. Somehow they managed to incorporate alcohol in their lives so successfully that it doesnt alter their lifestyle, behavior, appearance etc. Granted, they are still in their mid-twenties, but taking into consideration that they have started 10 years ago, that’s quite impressive. I guess, in some culture/countries alcohol is just more successfully integrated as a part of everyday life.
Suddenly I remember Rob complaining in one of his early interviews that drinking has such a ‘social stigma’ in States.
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 2:45 pm
Well, ok.. let me clarify. Not a judgement on Robbie but an observation here:
When every other photo of Robbie is “drunk rob”.. and he’s seen staggering around, eyes rolling around in his head, drooling and stumbling… ..(from Red carpet events to a casual date nite) I mean..you can understand the impression he is giving here.
Hey, I love the 5pm cocktail hour too… and I do indulge..but I don’t get totally falling down wasted… so wasted that I have to have my mates or body guard carry me to the car. It seems to be a regular thing with Lord Sparklepeen…. correct me if i’m wrong.
Do I find that attractive.. no.
I mean, I thought initially drunk dumpster Rob was “cute”..and funny.. but then after a while, I realized it wasnt just a one off thing. Robbie is like that most of the time he drinks.. its sending a signal especially to an industry that has a lot invested in him. eek for his career if he give a bad impression.
Ah well… perhaps it is a cultural thing like Beanie said. But I have friends from the UK who are not like that when they drink a few pints.
cheers, H
By: Hermes on May 8, 2010
at 3:24 pm
I was just about to write what ‘Robjunkie’ said. Rob may or may not be drunk on all these pictures we classify under a tag “DrunkRob”. He might be just tired or it could be just a bad photo/angle/light – whatever. And of course he might be plastered as well – we will never know for sure. Out of all pics of ‘drunken’ Rob only one looked authentic to me – I think it was after “RM” premiere in London when he was exciting Ivy Club. But then again, I didnt examined ALL of Rob’s pics.
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 4:08 pm
*”exiting” of course, not ‘exciting’. typo, but grandpa Freud would be delighted.
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 4:09 pm
right…and that can happen if somebody is sick and working and drinking!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:18 pm
grandpa Freud loved beer!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:49 pm
I just had a conversation like that with my RL friend yesterday.
I had two semi-celebrity crushes in my life. First was the most beautiful boy you could imagine, musician, and only 8 years later he is kind of bald, kind of fat and definitely not hot anymore. He drinks and parties a lot. And he’s only 30. Second was a musician as well (see the pattern?), not so pretty, but a charismatic, hot, interesting guy. Yesterday we went out to some music gig and they were the main act. Before that they were in the audience and he was just…awful. He looked dirty and ugly and old. He drinks, I guess there are other substances involved as well. And he’s not even 30 yet. In his “stage outfit” he was still looking great, but not so much.
So my friend was ridiculing me a little, making fun of me and then she asked if I can imagine Rob in 7 or 8 years. And I was like shut up, because the example and the pattern I saw, wasn’t pretty to see.
So I can understand what Hermes is worried about, because Rob could easily turn into Kiefer Sutherland or Mickey Rourke, but I hope he will choose Brad Pitt or George Clooney way of life: old-er and still bangable. No, I didn’t want to write bankable.
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 9, 2010
at 1:18 pm
Gah! I’m late today. Considering we see a “drunkRob” pic once every 6 weeks or so, that’s not a bad average for a 23/24yr old Brit. Also, some of those pics are old fan pics.
If I had a few and bright cameras were flashing in my face, I would look a little haggard myself, I would probably stumble too. Blinded by the light and whatnot.
As for being out of shape with a belly at 30? That’s what overpaid Hollywood personal trainers and nutritionist are for.
I didn’t thumb you down, Hermes. My wrath is under control.
By: Jules on May 8, 2010
at 5:12 pm
what is under control? lol
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 5:29 pm
My wrath, honey. No angry Jules, it’s all loves all the time for (almost) everyone. But definitely for Hermes. I like opinionated people, I just disagree with this opinion.
By: Jules on May 8, 2010
at 5:45 pm
Hermes-
I sort of agree with you on this. Normally I hate to see someone stumbling drunk-but I have to admit, I love the “drunk Rob” pics. He might not be drunk in all of them, but it’s a pretty good bet that he’s drunk in the ones where he’s A) got his mouth hanging open and eyes rolling or half-closed and B) practically being carried by bodyguards (see RM premiere photos). If my husband did that, he might get locked out of the house. But when Rob does it it makes me want to be there with him-I bet he’s a very jovial drunk.I have a double standard when it comes to Rob.
Someone who drinks enough to have to be carried out often isn’t going to end up pretty. But Rob seems very professional so hopefully it won’t become a problem.
By: dazzledtodeath on May 9, 2010
at 8:44 am
Happy Mother’s Day LTR moms!
By: dazzledtodeath on May 9, 2010
at 8:45 am
@hermes
I’m not quite sure where you’re coming from with this….but as far as I can see he’s not really mad drunk, driving around drunk, falling down in the gutter after a night out drunk. In fact compared to most british males (and females) his age he’s fairly tame on the drunk front.
I’ve always liked ‘drunkrob’ because he doesn’t come across like an ass, he doesn’t appear to cause trouble (fights), he’s just happy drunk Rob and i for one would get drunk with this boy-man any time any where…….
I LOVE DRUNK ROB and if anything he’s a good example of how to get drunk and behave well when out and about and there are a lot of hollywood peeps who could learn somthing from him on how to conduct oneself when drunk (actually I could learn somthing from him I’m a terrible drunk….I’m a (bad)singer….I sing in the street and I sing when I’m home after a night out (often, whilst playing the saucepans – well I pretend the saucepans are musical instruments) and I believe my neighbours must really hate me – espcially at the weekends 🙂
By: mine!mine!mine! on May 9, 2010
at 11:32 am
hahahaha, we need to have a few drinks together.
By: minuit passé on May 9, 2010
at 3:56 pm
Nah, you should cross the pond, I think in Europe we master the art of smoking and drinking since 15 and looking fab in the not so early 20s. It’s like in the genes, you know nature had to adapt to rough conditions 🙂 . And judging by 30&a lot yo colleagues’ look, I say we have good days ahead of us. On this “wise” words, I’m getting ready to hit the city. Cheers!
p.s. no downthumbs from me, your “little cupcake’ stories are hilar.
By: minuit passé on May 8, 2010
at 3:30 pm
“How to stop worrying and start drinking”.
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 3:49 pm
ha! I think the best of the night has even to come! cheers and attention, dont eat too much maracons, you might get a fat ass and then you will sit on the couch with your cat……..you know the end!
<3!!!!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:10 pm
<3!!!!!
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 4:15 pm
I think i was much skinnier when i was just going out and getting wasted with friends on week-ends than I am now – staying in, spending endless hours on LTR and google-stalking Rob.
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 4:16 pm
ahhahhahhahhhah, I think I love you!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:19 pm
*opens her arms for a hug*
*then opens a bottle of heineken and offers it to Robgirl*
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 4:25 pm
+1 Rob’s beanie
RG the drama is that I don’t even have a cat :-(. Rob and tomStu will have to make an effort and be my coach buddies.
I’m late you guys and I still needed to see what you’re saying, i just wish i could get wasted with you!!!
Re the drunken state, I think it has mots to do with lack of sleep.
So basically Rob, I’m saying that it doesn’t take much to get you drunk. Now I think you have to prove us wrong, call anytime.
xo,
me
By: minuit passé on May 8, 2010
at 4:32 pm
>i just wish i could get wasted with you!!!
+ 1 minuit passé
meanwhile, I’d like to dedicate the following song to Rob:
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 4:35 pm
well girls … a bit of cyber booze…its not sooo bad…I might have read these “omg-he-is-an-alcoholic” on a another blog, but I can’t remember, i am too drunk already!
Ahhh, I do remember that that was the same blog where the girls wondered that he was too young for the detail shoot! and then they went to church or so……yes, now it’s totes clear!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:36 pm
Rob’s beanie, I am soooo in love with your name, I might change my name in Robgirlsbeanie or so…..thanks for the Heineken! and open arms to you as well…..what about a little dance????
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:40 pm
@ Robgirl
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 4:44 pm
minuit@ have fun ……<3
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:45 pm
robgirl86 – and then they formed a prayer circle to rid Robward of all his sinning ways and to keep him on the path of righteousness so that he stays locked into their vanilla fantasies of him.
By: Robjunkie on May 8, 2010
at 5:06 pm
@ Robgirl
i’m pretty sure i’ve just posted this comment, but somehow it disappeared, so here we go again:
mmm… dancing?))
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 5:09 pm
RB- you slay me. Hahahaha
I’m packing, I can’t really play with you guys. Damnit!
RG- if you’re drunk I’ll look for #drunktweets, Min didn’t come through last night.
By: Jules on May 8, 2010
at 5:29 pm
hahahhhahahhhhah, dancing!!!!!!!!! you go first!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 5:31 pm
and that was supposed to be a slow saturday….well..it’s not! Prost!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 5:32 pm
Duuude, I’ll be drinking later, date with Puma and AP, remember? You need to try to stay up real late tonight or, go to bed now and come back at 7am your time :p
By: Jules on May 8, 2010
at 6:02 pm
pfff, bragging, it’s 4 PM my time and there’s nothing going on on twitter.
By: minuit passé on May 8, 2010
at 10:15 pm
4am that is #uselesscommentno2
By: minuit passé on May 8, 2010
at 10:16 pm
@ MP so i see night out was a success! 😉
By: Rob's beanie on May 9, 2010
at 3:57 am
Robjunkie-
Who has vanilla fantasies? What do someone with vanilla fantasies fantasize about, getting an ice-cream with Rob? The only fantasies to have about Rob s/b NC-17.
By: dazzledtodeath on May 9, 2010
at 8:51 am
Hermes, really? I’m not hating on you, but REALLY? He’s not exactly Lindsay Lohan, now is he? And besides, we shouldn’t just blithely assume that he is in fact drunk in all the pics that show him to be bleary-eyed. Could be:
a) tiredness
b) the effect of being blinded by camera flashes
c) totally wasted after getting your drink on with your besties (which is totes normal)
The guy has been working his ass off for the past three years. He’s not falling out of clubs at 3am in the morning. So really, who are we to judge him for cutting loose now and then?
Imagining him as a pathetic drunk is, just, wow.
Drunk Rob for the mothereffing WIN!
By: Robjunkie on May 8, 2010
at 3:33 pm
I thumbed down my mistake i phone fail
Drunk Rob for the mothereffing WIN
2!
I love drunk rob again it’s all part of the appeal that he’s not squeaky cleen. It’s not like he’s falling out of clubs every nite and flashing his britney!!
By: Undecidedsten on May 8, 2010
at 5:27 pm
i think “not flashing his Britney” is my new fav.line!!! great!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 5:44 pm
Not to nitpick, but doesn’t getting wasted basically=getting drunk? Don’t see the difference there.
By: dazzledtodeath on May 9, 2010
at 8:56 am
hermes, I wonder…what are u talking about? Never heard such comment from you! You shouldn’t care too much of an upcoming beerbelly, it’s all ok, he is young, he drinks , he works, he looks (too) good…so where is the problem?
And why are you talking about “hate” and “thumb down”, you are expressing only your ideas, or no?
Well, I have other ideas, I think that he is working like a mad, that he is young, that our culture is different from your culture, and that in the end…you are worried, but I don’t think you should….he is just a posterboy, isn’t he?
And …Rob and Tom sitting with a beerbelly both on a couch watching Homer Simpson?……………….nahhhhhhhh…not really!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:03 pm
Not really…….!!! And what beerbelly?……would love to see that anyway…also….if that ever happens!!!!
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 4:18 pm
Oh no please I don’t want images of a beerbelly when it comes to Rob!
By: southernbelle on May 8, 2010
at 6:39 pm
I’d love DrunkenRob to show up at my front door!!! NOW that would be something.
2 in 1
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 2:34 pm
Drunk or no drunk…..in front of my door…..that’s the word Rob’s beanie!!!!
By: melronin on May 8, 2010
at 2:50 pm
considering the fact that sometimes Rob cannot even remember where he parked his own car, I wouldnt be surprised if he also sometimes forgets where he lives (especially when drunk!) and knocks on some random doors by mistake.
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 5:16 pm
and that’s not a bad thing if the door is open….
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 5:43 pm
and I just cancelled “random” in my brain.
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 5:48 pm
…and if it’s not, we are all well aware of his window climbing abilities!
By: Rob's beanie on May 8, 2010
at 5:50 pm
I wish i could be able to read effortlessly all those comments, I can feel they’re fuill of win! (as Im’ full of wine)
That’s teh bestest revelation: Rob seems like the kind of guy who completely ends up in wierd places while drunk. Those peeps who were holding him knew what thay were doing. They didn’t want to loose hiM
By: minuit passé on May 8, 2010
at 10:23 pm
hahahha! RIGHT! sent you mail…<3
By: robgirl86 on May 9, 2010
at 3:14 am
Happy Birthday Moon! There’s a ton of us w/ May birthdays! Mine’s a day before Rob, so maybe it’s fate, Rob and I are meant to be together? LOL
To answer your question, well if Rob showed up at my place, I think I will go crazy. I need a 24 hour notice of some sort! I wouldn’t want him to see my house looking like a daycare! And also I want to wash my hair, makeup, nice clothes, smell fresh and clean, etc. lol.
I don’t know what we’ll do, I have an agenda but whatever he wants to do is fine w/ me 🙂
All kidding aside I think I will just be so stunned and might need help to breathe and talk again if he ever came to my house. And my heart needs help to restart!
XO
By: southernbelle on May 8, 2010
at 3:52 pm
“and he’s seen staggering around, eyes rolling around in his head, drooling and stumbling… ..(from Red carpet events to a casual date nite)”
“but I don’t get totally falling down wasted… so wasted that I have to have my mates or body guard carry me to the car. It seems to be a regular thing with Lord Sparklepeen….”
The hell? Um, is there video footage of all this debauchery? Cause that shizz would have been all over the internets, and you know there would be a gazillion tabloid bullshit stories: “RPatzz spirals out of control!” “Family begs Rob to go to rehab” “RPatzz’ father seeks conservatorship, mother at wits end”
By: Robjunkie on May 8, 2010
at 4:20 pm
if it;s not on tmz it doesn;t exist
fact!
By: undecidedsten on May 8, 2010
at 6:10 pm
OOh this is my second post ever! I love you guys, and I sit giggling away like a school girl reading all your comments!
Anyway, I have just seen a photo of Rob on RPLife, taken today at a studio or something and guess what… he has the REO Speedwagon T-shirt on! Seems its his current fave and can’t bear to part with it (like when I was little and had new shoes I’d wear them home from the shop and then argue with my mom that I wanted to wear them to bed!)
Love me some DrunkRob too, but can I just say lets not be sending him to Rehab just yet, he’s a young british lad, he enjoys a beer or 2 with his mates – this I’m afraid does not an alcoholic make! (I’m from UK and trust me I know!)
By: Debward on May 8, 2010
at 4:26 pm
Happy birthday Moonie!!!
I’ll send some RobPorn along your way k?
http://wp.me/pM4fl-r8
So many people are born in May it’s unbelievable… So far I’ve been the only one I knew (not even kidding) that was born in May!
By: Bleriana on May 8, 2010
at 4:44 pm
Minut Passe just said the best thing:
It doesn’t take much to get Rob drunk.
I knew this and I love that she said it. I love that he is not so tough and just kind of easy.
Rob is easy…
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 4:49 pm
and with easy you might mean “HOT” ?
YES! very HOT!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 4:52 pm
he does have one thing Hermes said- stained shirts!!!!
By: drsaka on May 8, 2010
at 4:58 pm
ahahahahaha!
Stained shirts never bothered me…just all part of the package.
Hmmmmm, package…..
xoxo
me
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 5:36 pm
RG,
I mean, he:
1. doesn’t put up a fight
2. is easy going
just easy….
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 4:53 pm
ahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahaha
I love….and didn’t mean anything bad.
Was that too much objectifying?
Didn’t mean to offend…really…sometimes I just go crazy.
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 5:28 pm
if that was objectifying……..my name is always “Queen of England”!
And thumbs down for being objectified can only give the Pretty himselve!
Hello Rob
I want to bang you…
drunk
I mean, I’m drunk (or not)
love
me
P.S. I am easy! 🙂
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 5:39 pm
You are easy, Robgirl…that’s another thing I ❤ about you.
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 5:44 pm
When you said “easy” did you mean…… 🙂
By: southernbelle on May 8, 2010
at 6:42 pm
SB,
I have no idea what I meant. I just like the word “easy” and “Rob” together.
xoxox
me
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 6:51 pm
I think that if I was always under the watchful (read: fangirl) eyes of a very devoted fan base, I’d drink too. But also? He’s a young guy in his early 20’s who doesn’t get the opportunity to just go out with his mates to open mike nights without it being documented and tweeted about 3 minutes later. Other guys can. Leave him be and let him have the little bit of fun that’s allowed him.
By: Pumagirlsf on May 8, 2010
at 5:38 pm
Yes, let’s just let him be Rob….without any judgement, whatsoever
Signed,
Barack Obama
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 5:40 pm
ha ha multiplied by a million!
By: undecidedsten on May 8, 2010
at 6:11 pm
Undecidedsten, Jules, Pumagirl, SB, RG, MP
you are the coolest people.
love,
lion
By: mountainlion on May 8, 2010
at 7:00 pm
that would be übercool, ask draska 😀
By: minuit passé on May 9, 2010
at 3:58 pm
Hahahahaha!!! Lion, that what I call an edict. ILY
By: Jules on May 8, 2010
at 6:25 pm
Lion you are all about the WIN.
By: Pumagirlsf on May 8, 2010
at 6:36 pm
win!
By: robgirl86 on May 8, 2010
at 7:02 pm
i think he handles the attention really well, and in fairness for a lad this side of the world in his 20s he seems angelic when it comes to drink!
By: undecidedsten on May 8, 2010
at 6:14 pm
Happy Birfday, Moon!!!! Dontcha love sharing it with (me and) all the Mothers?!
Rob was photographed AGAIN today in the REO Speedwagon shirt in LA. I mean I love a good new shirt too and I’m rockin’ my Goonies shirt again but I really hope you didn’t wear it Thurs & Fri too.
By: Keisha on May 8, 2010
at 6:58 pm
LOL I saw him in pics in that shirt again.. and I was like.. wait? Rob was wearing that here, then here.. I’m confused.. I need a REO speedwagon timeline… hehe I love Rob and his shirt recycling lol
By: owl_ransom on May 8, 2010
at 7:28 pm
u know he did!
By: undecidedsten on May 8, 2010
at 7:23 pm
does Rob ever look bad in a pic? thank GOD he didn’t show up at my house.. I’d ruin the pic.. hahaha..
although the oprah scenario gives me a new “this could almost really happen” opener for my R rated (or X actually) daydreams.. knock knock.. Robs at the door.. and he can sneak back later sans camera crew and body guard and we can errrrr hang out
By: owl_ransom on May 8, 2010
at 7:26 pm
Happy Birthday! Here’s wishing Rob or JT shows up on your door step!
By: rpattzgirl on May 8, 2010
at 8:24 pm
Ten years ago I was totally hoping Justin Timberlake would show up at my door like that, too. NSYNC love! ❤
These days, if Rob showed up, I definitely wouldn't let him leave. Ever.
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! 😀
By: lovelynessa412 on May 8, 2010
at 8:31 pm
Drunk Rob, Darcy Rob … Hot Rob. The things we would do…NC-17. Not for the faint of heart!!
Happy Birthday!! LTT<R are great!! Thanks to your parents for having you and to Robs parents for having him and Stephenies parents for having her…what a combo but without all of you I wonder if I would laugh,er lust, every day!!??
By: LegHitch on May 8, 2010
at 10:42 pm
HI GIRLS…….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOON…it’s Sunday….
HAPPY MOTHERSDAY…..to all mamas…….
@RG……@ Jules…@ML….@Puma…@SB…@ MP….I second every word you said…..(sorry if I forgot someone… but you know who you are 😀
and…
If Rob is an alcoholic……then I guess I am too….drink a beer……..or wine……..or ouzo every day…….
and..
If ya don’t want Rob with a beerbelly…….just say so… I’ll take him anytime……..anytime………at 30-40-50-60…90
love you
Mel
By: melronin on May 9, 2010
at 6:15 am
happy mothersday to all twimoms 🙂
By: che on May 9, 2010
at 7:32 am
I’d just like to drink beer w/ him and see/hear him playing his guitar and talking about whatever he wanted to talk about! HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TWI FANS!
By: derrydowngreen on May 9, 2010
at 8:45 am
Happy Birthday Moon!
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 9, 2010
at 12:57 pm
where are u @mine,Bler or any ManU fans
Poor Rob
i always call u to change your team babe
BLUE İS THE CLOLUR!!!!!
CHAMPİON CHE-LSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xo,cheers
By: che on May 9, 2010
at 2:36 pm
Happy Birthday, Moon!
By: Jena on May 9, 2010
at 5:11 pm